Saints Project

Dads.
Saints project for religion.
Singing to Legally Blonde.
Having some ice.
More later.
Byeee xoxo
Bend and Snap!
Look how good you're getting!
[Told you I was listening to Legally Blonde!!]

My week *OHMIGOD YOU GUYS!*

My week was so super fabulous! So, you guys know that my cousins were here, from Monday night to yesterday[Friday]...yeah it sucks they couldn't stay longer, I know. :[
So, Monday night I had to stay late at school, ya know, for math, and Laura's mom gave me a ride home and they [the Fab 5, as I will now call them] were there and we were like HI!! It was fun cause then they slept over.But the next morning we all had to get up early cause Elise and Kristi came to school with me. It was fun and such. And after school we went to this really fancy restaurant for Nana&Poopah[WHOOPS! I meant Papa] 50th. It was so awesome! Elise and I got all these fab pictures! So then Wednesday we like hung out. I don't really remember but it was so much random fun. Gav slept over that nightThen on Thanksgiving we went to Nana's house and it lo0oked so good. And OHMIGAWD Nana's DBC [Death By Chocolate]? It is to die for. As the name states. We all held hands romantically sarcastically and got attacked by some Martians, with a z and an s. Then we went outside and Elsie tried to convince me I'm fabulous at soccer. [No offense Elise but you didn't do a good job of convincing me.] And that I should try out for cabaret, which all and all don't go together. Gav killed Elise though, then he started shouting 'PUT HER IN THE RESURRECTION TREE!' Then stuck a 'reviver packet' in her face. It was [all together] quite funny. We went home and watched Legally Blonde, cause I had recored it. It was all suddenly interesting to Gavin when he discovered someone was murdered and when Elle called Emmett a buttface. Then G slept over that night to. So there was like 9 people sleeping over. The next day we chilled and went to the house to finish Thanksgiving leftovers. We had to leave for Dave's sisters house thought to see Auntie Mary[SHE'S MET TIM GUNN!!], so we had to leave before the Fab 5 did.
Anyway, it was amazing, but I have to go cause I'm at fadres and I'm sick, which sucks.
xoxo byeee! ily all!
[Elise, send me the pictures kay?? Thanks!!]

Happy Thanksgiving!!

So, Happy Thanksgiving!! Rawr!
It's like, 10:42 and we are doing absolutely nothing. Except for Eliseioso annoying me[but we love her anyway]. Evanna is reading my book, Krisoggi is being small, and Gavalino is scratching his stomach cause he's not wearing a shirt. I know some weird named people huh?
Anywho, we recorded Legally Blonde the Musical [it was on MTV today, isn't that great] and it was so super-fabulous-amazing-shiztastic!! I loved it so bad. Like wicked amazing, really good. I could've seen it in person, but no...
Are you gay or European?
xoxo
caio for now cuppycakes!

Who are you?

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?

.a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)

.b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)

.c) Painting in the park (5 pts)

.d) Rock concert (1 pt.)

.e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2. What is your favorite type of music?

.a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)

.b) Alternative (1 pt.)

.c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)

.d) Country (5 pts.)

.e) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?

.a) Comedy (2 pts.)

.b) Horror (1 pt.)

.c) Musical (3 pts.)

.d) Romance (4 pts.)

.e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?

.a) Waiter (4 pts.)

.b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)

.c) Teacher (3 pts.)

.d) Police (2 pts.)

.e) Cashier (1 pt)

5. What do you do with your spare time?

.a) Exercise (5 pts.)

.b) Read (4 pts.)

.c) Watch television (2 pts.)

.d) Listen to music (1 pt.)

.e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?

.a) Yellow (1 pt.)

.b) White (5 pts.)

.c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)

.d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)

.e) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat?

.a) Snow (3 pts.)

.b) Pizza (2 pts.)

.c) Sushi (1 pt.)

.d) Pasta (4 pts.)

.e) Salad (5 pts.)

8 What is your favorite holiday?

.a) Halloween (1 pt.)

.b) Christmas (3 pts.)

.c) New Year (2 pts.)

.d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)

.e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?

.a) Paris (4 pts)

.b) Spain (5 pts)

.c) Las Vegas (1 pt)

.d) Hawaii (4 pts)

.e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?

.a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)

.b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)

.c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)

.d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)

.e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield :

You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:

You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you are never are out of style You are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times

(24-28 points) You are Elmo:

You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.

(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:

You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people, and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:

You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points) You are Dexter:

You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad Situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, right on the edge of Elmo though, I had 29. Elsie had 35, almost Charlie Brown. Kristi was 32. Leave your comments! ♥This blog post courtesy of Auntie Kim♥

Yes, Peter Parker, IS, in fact, Spider-Man!!

So, it's Tuesday, and Elise is in the loo and Kristi is practicing Lizzie's awkward turtle thing. And now she's explaining how Harry Potter got his wand...even though I read the book. Weird. So we just came back from this really fancy restaurant celebrating Nana and Papa's 50th anniversary dinner. There was a waiter named Nick[I think so anyway] and he called Elise 'Senora' like 50 times. And called Uncle Mark 'Senora' too. So the bathroom, you walk in and it's like a mirror, so I kind of walked into it and then the second time we went in Elise walked into it. So did Nana. Its not like that in the guys room though. They must like to confuse females. Hmph.
Hi everyone, Alana has stuff to do, so I decided to write some random stuff. So, yeah. I just wanted to tell all you people at there that veal is baby cow and think of your poor dead baby cow that never got a chance to live!!!! And you're eating it for dinner. So anyway, Alana wasn't able to get out of detention which was totally unfair! But no one was especially mad. By the way, if you...never mind gotta go.
Yeah, so that was Elise, by the way, [the picture too] and uh, if it wasn't obvious, she's vegetarian, and she's ranting about veal because that's what Uncle Mark had for dinner. She like, had a spaz while drinking. So don't take it personally. Anywho they came to the academy today and it was fun!! Of course it was like, no school tomorrow so everybody was hyper and stuff. Greta wasn't there though! Sad! [FEEL BETTER NOW GRETA!!!♥] And mass was so funny cuz the bishop was taking off her church clothes and telling us about how she was a homeless person for like, a month. It was lovely. Really. :]
So we're chillin [like a villain] on Tuesday night, no school tomorrow, so staying up late [hopefully anyway]. Kristi is discovering the wonders of Spider-Man, and I'm being all huffy that EVAN[not Eric] hasn't read the comic books. Only seen the movies. Mae.
So yeah, snaps for all of you [that's right, go homeroom!].
byeeeeeeeeeee! [from Elise and Kristi too]
oh, yeah, and by the way, this is me getting run over by a car :] ^^^ up there

Just another manic Monday...

Monday again.
Two day week.
Thanks giving.
Going to be absolutely
SHIZTASTIC!!
♥♥
xoxo
gossip girl
byee

Saturday-ness

Chillin like a villain [on penicillin, as Mariana says]. Dad's supposed to be coming at 10, but I have no idea what we are going to do all day. There's nothing to do, quite literally. We will probably go for a drive or something, and I'll be bored. Ya know.
When we come back though we're frantically cleaning the house because the absolutely fabulously fantastical cousins are coming! For like, 5 days! And they are staying at my house because Nana and Papa's house isn't done yet, so when Dad and I finish whatever it is we are doing...I get to clean! Rawr! *Sarcasm Lizzie*
But anyway, I'm so exited for them to come, because I only get to see them like, twice a year. Last time I saw them was August and it's been like, 3 months but it seems way longer. Wayyyy longer.
Anyway, I'm off to buy Nana a card to mail to her as her first piece of mail.
Love you all [mostly] byee!

Science test today...

I'm so scared. Katherine said that she failed. Maggie said it was hard. I studied, but still. I don't wanna fail!!

At the library...

So, I'm at the library with Fadre, and there's this woman standing near me with this really ugly suit that makes her look like a pear. After this we are going to go to Borders and buy Stephen Colbert's book. It's gonna be radd!
So that party thing today was kinda sucky. Like, they had ice cream and played maybe, 2 good songs that didn't have synchronized movements. (There was Macerena, Cha-cha Slide, Cotton Eye Joe...I could continue, but I won't.) They played my Spice Girls song though! I was like YESSS!!! And Maggie and I were like screaming. And Kelsey took like, three pictures of me. I was like Kelsey don't, but she did anyway...I don't like having my picture taken. Mae. It's wasn't that fun though. Kinda just hung out. Nothing exiting. :[
So...the computer has three minutes left on it, so sadly, I have to go.
xoxo
[Girls make better ninjas]

Sigh....

Life just seems so boring. Like, nothing exiting ever happens...it's depressing. All that has happened lately is...
-I have that Spice Girls song 'Wannabe' stuck in my head
-There was a fire drill today, only we were outside in gym, so we had to stand there
-Dress down tomorrow and Friday
-Partay tomorrow for the principal
-I can't play soccer if my life depended on it...but I could attempt to do the Macarena and defense at the same time
-Megan bit my dead person's head
-I'm so going to fail the Science test...why, why, why???
Nothing much else...math...gross
xoxo

new york

So Mum and I went to New York On the 9th, and we took a train in there. Long, long train ride, so I was happy when Emily called, so we're talking and this [old] lady turns around and goes "Must you shout so?!?" And I'm like "Uh, sorry?" It was weird cause I wasn't shouting at all. Anyway, train ride up there was boring. So we get there and we go to the hotel to drop our bags off. Then we went to the Ripley's museum which was so awesomely shiztastic. Then we went to dinner at Planet Hollywood, which I love love love! It's got props from movies and they play music videos and such. It's radd, I wish we had one at home. Then we went to Madam Tussuad's, [the wax museum] and we took some fab pictures. I took one with Fidel Castro for Senora. It was funn! Then we were going back to the hotel and Mum noticed that I tend to almost walk into the most drunk people on the street. Hehe.
So the next day we get up at like, 9, because we stayed up to almost midnight. We are lazy bums. Hehe. So then we go to STABUCKS! Skipping the r's baby, thats just how we do! I had this really yummy glazed donut thing. I felt bad for the people sitting at the window bar seats cause right across the street form the Stabucks was a lovely light up flashing strip club. Yeah, great thing to wake you up with your morning cup of coffee huh? Anywho, then we went to Saks, 5th Avenue baby! It was amazing, like 9 floors of designer-y goodness. I loved it. They had it all decorated for winter and it looked all pretty. The shoe department was unbelievable. So then we go to Broadway, for Legally Blonde. And guess what? Broadway was canceled because the stupid stagehands were on strike. For some stupid thing. It was so idiotic. The main point here is that stagehands suck, and it's a good thing that guy was behind a fence, cause I wanted to kick him. So, we didn't get to see the play. And, I was mad, so we had to go to the M&M store to buy some chocolate and stuff. Chocolate is the best kind of therapy. Then we basically went shopping [2 new purses, 3 new shiztastic pairs of shoes]. Then we got the early train back, and spent the entire ride sitting in the cafe car across from a table of 4 drunk Australian guys. They had decided to randomly leave New York for the night and go clubbing somewhere else. They were all wearing weird shoes, and one of them was wearing this tight hoodie that said hugs and kisses on it in Italian. Mum read it, not me. So we think he bought a girls hoodie by accident. And he didn't know. [We didn't tell him.] So when we get in the cafe car, they order 4 Sam Adams. Then they ordered more. And then finished it all. And ordered Corona. All of it. The they wanted more, but they didn't want Heineken. But were afraid the buzz would be gone by the time they got to where ever they were going, [wouldn't that be tragic?] so they had Heineken anyway. Then they were all drunk so they were telling stories about ^ foot tall penguins. Then laughing loudly like HAWHAWHAWHAW!! It was very, very annoying. So I was glad when we got home.
xoxo going to do stuff

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!

So that's my camera, Dad and I bought it today!! Isn't it cute though? It's all shiny and lime green and uh, absolutely fabulous shiztasic snazzy! ^^^ And we bought it today because Dad thought I should have it today because tomorrow Mom and I are going to NEW YORK!!!
We're leaving tomorrow and coming back Saturday but we are gunna have so much fun!! We're going to a Ripley's museum, a tv studio [the one where Tim Gunn's show is filmed] and LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL!!! I'm so exited, and really really happy too. :]
my birthday's tomorrow 10:16 am baby
xoxo

COUNTDOWN!!!

Get Your Countdown

That's how much time we have left baby.
November 9, 10:16 [am]

It's 7:15-ish and Dad just called.
I'm getting the camera!!!

Smiles!

That's how I feel now! Really happy, because my birthday is on Friday(and everyone in our class knows it)! So...besides the fact that we have like, 3 other tests this week, it's gonna be so awesome! Because we have Friday off! Rahhh! So I'm finding out about the big secret thing uhm...Wednesday night. The 'secret event' is taking place Friday and Saturday, and a very 'exclusive' party of people are coming/going to be there. That's all I know, and once I find out what it is I will let you know.
Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday [ie, school]
xoxo gossip girl!
hehe

Facestrong Project

Stephen Colbert is staging Operation Facestrong. On his website he explains that with the help of MorphThing.com anyone can morph his face with anyone else's, as they can download thier own pictures as well as having those available on the website. Once you morph the faces you can e-mail the link to the webmaster and he could put it on the website.
Morph of Stephen Colbert and David Boreanaz [Angel on Buffy&Angel and Seeley Booth on Bones] can be found here. [I made it and e-mailed it to the webmaster.]
Well, stuff to do. Do that, play around with it, cause some of the mixtures can be really cool, [ie, Christina Aguilera and Sarah Michelle Gellar] but some can just be plain creepy. [ie, Michael Jackson and Marylin Manson.]
xoxoxo, byee

Bored...

Okay, so there's this dance at school tonight, and I'm way bored waiting for Laura to pick me up.
So I just bought Metro Station's cd and I love Ashley because she knows who they are! [They are, quite obviously, a band.] Yay! Today when I asked Maggie if she liked them she was like 'What's a Metro Station?' I love it though! I mean come on....
It's going to get harder
And it's going to burn brighter, and it's going to feel tougher each and every day
So let me say that I love you, you're all that I've ever wanted
All that I've ever dreamed of to come, and yes you did come
I want you so bad, can you feel it too?
You know I'm so, I'm so in love you
I want you for so much, I need you for so much
I need you, I need you, your love
Wasn't that sweet? <3

RAHH!

Hey! So my birthday is in 8 days, and I'm so happy! [That's November 9th for those of you that didn't get that, today being the 2nd] So anyway, mum has this big huge surprise thing happening, it's 'exclusive.' Tons of secretiveness...if that's a word.
So ,like my party/birthday...whatever that is??
^Maybe it's a sheep. Or a dust bunny, with legs. Who knows. The weird thing is it looks slightly psychotic, with the eyes, it kinda looks like he's puking up the blue thing. Anyway his name is...Steve, and he is wicked cool. =]
Oh! So guess what. Sister Perpetua gave her whole homeroom toothbrushes and toothpaste, and no one would give me theirs, so when we had religion that day i was like 'Sister Perpetua do you have an extra toothbrush?' But she was like 'No, sorry!' So then last class I'm sitting on a desk and she walks in and gasps and says 'See me after class' but I forgot to stay, so yesterday shes like 'Come here and bring your purse' So Iwas thinking 'HOLY HOT SAUCE she's gunna go through my purse!?!?' And she shoves a toothbrush in. She went out an bought an extra toothbrush and toothpaste and gave it to me i was like 'Uh, Thanks?' It was nice though.
xoxo school, think we are doing our things in english today
ciao for now cupckaes!

Happy Halloweenie!

Want to wish you all a Happy Halloweenie! It's our job to make sure your Halloweenie/Truth-o-ween is full of Colbert-y pumpkins! Tonight I'm going out with Laura and Gav, it's gunna be funn! Anyway, got to go put my costume on. (I'm Pebbles, from the Flintstones.) And it's adorable!!
From Fred, The Happy Vampire, the rest of the crew and me...
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!

[Paramore]

Awesome band, love them! They sing Misery Business, dunno if you've heard that or not. Anyway, crushcrushcrush is really good too...
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
Crush
Crush
Crush
Crush, crush
Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one two, two i was just counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this
It's really good, look it up somewhere. Anyway, they [Paramore] have this new album called Riot! and I think I wanna buy it. And Hayley [lead singer] has awesome hair in the crushcrushcrush video. But then again she always has awesome hair.
Homework, xoxoxo bye!!

Kristen Chenoweth! And other stuff too...

So, my iPod is on shuffle, and it comes up to this song of Kristin Chenoweth and Jason Somebody, it's called Hanging Around With You, and it was really funny. She was like "Your agent called, your other gigs fell through" And he goes "Oh I love this album!" I thought it was funny. Sorry, random-ness.
(Kristen Chenoweth played Galinda/Glinda in Wicked, Cherie in Pink Panther [New version, obviously!], and in a new TV show called Pushing Daisies. I think that's the one about the guy who can bring stuff back to life. I dunno though.)
So I was watching TV this morning and I switch to Vh1 and this song that Lizzie likes comes on, its called How Far We've Come, by Matchbox 20, and I was like oh, Lizzie likes this song, but I kinda said it really loud, so I was afraid I woke Mum/Dave up. Don't worry, I didn't it's 8:35 and they're still sleeping.
Anyway I'm here bored, listening to music. Maybe I'll do the Spanish project. Yep, Spanish project it is. xoxo bye!

STEPHEN COLBERT!!!

Stephen Colbert. Great man, and one that (probably) makes you go "Huh? Col-bert?" in that American way you people have, because you have no idea of his greatness. Haha, I'm just kidding, obviously, as I'm American also. But he, pronounces it French-i-ly, so it's pronounced Col-bear. Which is actually quite hilarious because bears are the Number 1 threat on the ThreatDown. ^^^ Anyway, her has his own TV show, The Colbert Report. And it's hilariously funny. It's On Comedy Central Monday through Slaughterday at 11:30 right after The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, also a very fab show. Watch them both. Stephen used to be on the Daily Show, but then he got his own show. And it rocks, like uh, a big rock.
Any way here's the big news: He's running for president in South Carolina on both the Democratic and Republican ballots, just so you know so vote Colbert in 08! Whatever party you are, no matter what you stand for, move to South Carolina, register there, and vote Colbert! What ever it takes people. I mean hey...there's even 20 (twenty) reasons to vote Colbert in this upcoming election:
20. Dude...It's Stephen Colbert. What more do you want?
19. He has his own book
18. Who needs Wikipedia when you have Wikiality, The Truthiness Encyclopedia
17. Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle
16. He exposed the godless killing machines (ie, bears)
15. He has his own ice cream (Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream, so yummy!)
14. Perfect hair
13. Voted Sexiest New Anchor
12. Democrat is only two letters apart from demon cat
11.Within 3 hours of taking the oath he could have-
a) Found Osama
b) Shown Al-Qaeda who's boss
c) Cured AIDS and cancer
d) Fixed the health care system
e) Told global warming what's up
f) and give us the truth without liberal bias (that's all part of truthiness)
10. He plays guitar
7. He doesn't even need numbers 8&9
6. Energy Sword!
5. Voted Greatest Living American
4. He invented Truthiness
3. Stephen Junior
2. He has his own nation
1. Stephen Colbert has more patriotism in one clipped-off toenail than the entire Democratic Party put together
(Didn't make these up by the way, they are from videos on YouTube)
xoxoxo loves, I've given you a lot to think about, so think, and think long and hard. Just remember....
VOTE COLBERTOCRAT IN 08!
I mean...is there any reason not to?

Project Runway

So, Project Runway is starting on Bravo on November 14th, and I'm really happy because it's been a long time since Season 3 ended. And I can't wait! Too much time without Tim Gunn, it can't be good for the brain. He has his own TV show now though. Meet the lovely cast here.
So, we are at this antique store on...Sunday and there's this girl there with a really cute hoodie. i was like MOM! I LOVE THAT! So here's her website. It's cool. Anyway,homework to do, cats to feed, Stephen Colbert and Buffy to watch. You know, that last one is especially important. Can't get by without The Colbert Report! xoxoxox byeee

Fridy, Lovely Friday

Lovely to be back in school, in some ways..it sucked in others, though. I was sick yesterday, so I stayed home. And spent almost all of the day talking to Ashley. She's the bomb by the way. Today:
*Extended* Homeroom- People presented their speeches for student council. Maggie and Macy ended up winning in our homeroom. So...VOTE TAYLO!!!
Science- Had a sub...she was kinda creepy, she kept looking at me suspiciously. She wouldn't let us talk at all. Or look at the adorable turtle!
English-Sub. English vocab test, then just talked. They tied to keep us quiet but, yeah righ, like that was gunna happen.
Lunch-Ate stuff.
Spanish-Er verbs...and FIYAHHH DRILLL! IN THE RAIN! (I didn't fall this time.) So we were like, dancing around, then we went into the gym, and sat. Laura played with my toothbrush, and I gave like, 4 people those little wooden-y ice cream spoons. Then we went back in and did work.
Gym-Fitness center. Warning-Listening to the step aerobics version of Hips Don't Lie 6 times in a row may be hazardous to your health.
Well, I think we might be starting season 3 of Buffy tonight...loves to you all! xoxoxo

Choosing an icon!

Don't know whether to go with:
-Where do we go from here?
-Brits rule
-British flag
-A pink Cadillac
I'm going with the Buffy one. I LOVE Buffy&The Slayer-ettes. And the rest of the cast, of course, as the Slayer-ettes are only Willow and Xander. From season 2.
I need you all to watch this because I am now watching it for the 4th time, and Ashely has prob watched it about 4 times as well! Once More, With Feeling!
So, my day...lots happened.
Homeroom-We got yelled at by...4 teachers because apparently our coat room is a mess. Then Amanda, Kelly and I talked about confiscating Nintendo's. Then Maggie made a political bash against someone else running for Student Council in our home room! Gasp! She was like "If you vote for me I promise to actually do good things, and not be a shallow preppy girl." Of course the person she was talking about had no idea even though she was like, 8 feet away. Here's the list of people running: Maggie, Macy, Alana, Kayleigh, Meghna.
Gym: Spent half the class presenting health projects. Then did stretches. Have you ever felt like a flamingo-frog-bunny-Egyptian??? Then...softball. Fun. *SARCASM LIZZIE*
Science: Did an lab looking at a leaf with Megan. Looked at a leaf. I always think its good to know who wears underwear and who doesn't, don't you?
Lunch: Confiscation sucks. And if your going to do it, don't in purple shoes that don't match your BRIGHT RED PANTS!
English: Megan and I did a page in Amy's friend book, then we started on our Rikki-Tikki-Tavi thing, with my lovely group of four, Abby as Nagina, Katie as Darzi, and Kayla as Rikki. And me, obviously, as Nag. So we had to use th characters from the story (The 4 already mentioned.), and it's set in Vegas, because Me and Abby/Nag and Nagina are getting married, with Rikki as the like guy that conducts the ceromony in the cheap Vegas chapel. And we have lovely extras!!!
Amy-Elvis impersonator(I mean, what's a Vegas wedding without an Elvis impersonator?)
Lizzie-Ron Weasly
Raquel-Hannah Montana
Greta-Marylin Monroe
Hannah-Kelly from Shoes
I really wanted to have Fred, because you guys know how I love Fred! But Abby was said no. I love Fred. But you knew that.
Spanish: Organized our binders, then got them graded. I got a 100.
Bus was fun, as always.
Well, stuff. Places to go...like California! People to see...like Fred!
I love you all, but you knew that. :] *Get better soon Ashley, because you are the best person ever! Just say you're happy now, once more with feeling!*
IT'S 10:10! MAKE A WISH!
I WISH I HAD A PONY!
(So do Fred and Buffy, my 2 best friends, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? they tickle in my tummy oh so yummy-yummy, hey you should get a best friend too!)

Elphie:Skip school with me...today! Ozians: One long day in...school... Glinda: OH! I've never wanted to go to school!

That's right that was a Wicked reference! Original version-
Elphie:Come with me...to the Emerald City!
Ozians:One short day in the Emerald City...
Glinda:Oh! I've always wanted to see the Emerald City!
If you still don't get it...sorry about that.
Day:
Homeroom: Some stupid servey thing for NECAP. Maggie took the test with her to her class, ha!
Math: Some people retook the math test...I didn't though. Managed to finish all the homework in class.
Art: Colored stuff.
Lunch: I dunno
History: Test.
Religion: Mae I don't even know! We sang a song...
So tired. Love you all xoxoxo

WHAT TIME IS IT???

What time is it? Time to vote for Alex! Whoop!
Here's my day loves-
Homeroom!-Marketed some of Maggie's earings.
Spanish!-Test. Got a 92. Talked about Spain, Argentina, other places. Will your body be drained out when you die?
Health!-Presented projects.
Megan:Yeah?
Me:Woah! That sounded like you said here in a really French accent, like heair!
*Me Abbey and Megan crack up*
(Later)
Abby:So, you found your iPod? Where was it?
Me:In between the seats of my mum's car.
Megan:That's war maih fone is when I can't find it. That was weird, I just sounded so southern!
Me:OHMYGOD YES!!!
Megan:Yeah, that's how I do.
Me: Whoa, you just went from French to Southern to Gangsta!
*We all crack up.*
Lunchical!-I bought stuff for people. Hot chocolate for Lizzie and Katherine, and my lunch, and cookies for Greta, Katherine and I. Ate and stuff. Don't really remember much...
Science!-I so knew. I think. Did I? Megan's convinced I knew.
English!-We disgust so many people...I love Penny!
After school!-Funn funn funn 'till her daddy takes the T-bird away!
Anywho, gotta go, love you all. xoxoxo byeee

Z10fd=love

Okay, so there's this super cute camera that i want for my birthday, and that's it!!!^ Isn't it adorable? Just look at it! Yeah, it is. I know. So, really hoping I get it. I dunno what color to get though. But, you know you love it, right??
Oh, my god. I was with Dad this weekend, and you know how Cara has lymphoma? It's cancer of the lymph nodes. (Cara's my dog, by the way, she's a golden retriever, and I love her to death.) So, she was in the hospital overnight on Slaughterday, I think, because her blood count was too low to get chemo. So she had to stay overnight and get an IV and all, so when I was with dad. there was a section on her right leg that was shaved to get the IV in, and for some reason, that scared me so bad. Not like Oh! Look at me I'm Ann Darrow/Fay Wray and King Kong is rampaging towards me, I think I'll scream my head off scared, but really scared, of what could happen to her. I mean, we've had her since I was six, but it seems like forever. Forever in a good way. God, I don't know what I would do without her. I cried so hard when dad told me she had cancer, I think it was 2 years ago. I would miss her so bad. I'll update this with a pic of her later.
ohmigod, I'm like, crying now. crap.
gotta go byee! xoxoxox
oh, and by the way
maggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggie

I'll Kill Her

Okay, so I think you all need to know about this song I've been listening to all day.
It's called I'll Kill Her and it's by SoKo.
You can find the video here.
So, I heard about it from Lily Allen's blogg, so I was like, oh, okay.
And SoKo has this massive French accent she's like I'll keel errr! But I love it, it's awesome!
ugh i have to go dad thinks i need a "change of scenery"
xoxoxo bye
i'll keel errr
MAGGIE IS THE BOMB, AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO KILL HER, BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN!!!
^is that better??

Burning CDs

Yeah, backing up bought stuff from iTunes. Okay so, before the party starts here's my day:
Homeroom: Listened to Maggie do Meghna's speech, Maggie do her rap, and the Maggie/Britney Gimme More dance.
Religion: SURPRISE SURPRISE we had a test. Ya think its might have been a good idea for her t tell us about this, because last class she was like "Yeah, because of testing, I won't give you the test this week." So...none of us had an idea, it was so funny because one by one we are all like "Wait, WHAT? We are having a TEST???"
Math: UGH. MATH. She split us up into these two groups, one of people who get the whole integers thing, and the other people who she doesn't think are. So the people who thought the got it had to stand up, and Megan was like "Come ON you are good at math, and up! DO IT!" There is 5 people in the people who get it group and get ready for this...I'm one of them. I know, shocker right? So we had to go this stupid thing with the population of states, and the other people had to do 50 problems, and if they didn't finish it was for homework. It really sucked, I felt so bad.
Lunch: Lizzie and I learned the Promise Prayer! Rah!!
The Promise Prayer
I'm Promising, dear Jesus, to follow you today
And to obey your every rule in all I do or say
To always be a loving child helpful, kind, and sweet
To give the love you give to me to everyone I meet
But if this promise i should break or if I bring you sorrow
Help me to begin again and keep my promise tomorrow
AMEN. YEAH!
ART MY BESTIE SUBJECT!!: Ugh we did proportions. My person was an anorexic swamp monster with claws, freakishly long arms and a mohawk. Yeah, art was bomb.
History: All 24 of us had to recite The Promise Prayer in front of the class. Then we got started on history projects, and got up to number 8, so I have to go first next class. MAE.
Anniversary partay now! Love you all xoxo.
Oh, and by the way...
Green is sexy :]

HAPPY SLAUGHTERDAY!!!

Happy Slaughterday everybody!
That's right loves, Thursday is OUT, and it's never coming back. (It's not Salughterhouse day, by the way.)
My day in a...Vera Bradley bag, because I don't like nutshells.
Homeroom: The usual. Talked about the Maggie-llama scandal. Wished people a happy Slaughterday.
Tesing: Math part 2. Yech.
Spanish: Had a sub, the choral teacher I think. Watched a video about day of the dead...I LOVE DERREK! HE'S FROM MICHIGAN! And he ate a grasshopper! Rahhh!
Lunch: Started out sitting w. people, then Meghna needed something, so I went with her, then ended up sitting w. other people. But the first people didn't notice.
Testing again: Math part 3. Even yech-y-er.
Science: Took notes. Lizzie pretended to be a super hero. I spaced. Lizzie and Greta laughed. ABBY MADE ME SNARFFLE REALLY LOUD!!!
hahahah
Friday, dress down tomorrow! whoo-hoo! xoxox byeee
HAPPY SLAUGHTERDAY

Today! (And breaking news about the Wiggles! Gasp!)

Hey all you lovely people out there. Breaking news just happened, just in, that I think you all should know about. Because it's so important. *SARCASM MAGGIE*
You know that TV show, the one with the four dancing guys in the dorky monogrammed turtlenecks? The ones that sing too? The ones that make you wanna stab something? Yeah, the Jiggles. Or whatever. They are moving on without Mr.Yellow-Shirt-and-Weird-Eyebrows/Greg Page! Oh no, wait. They are so shallow, they are replacing him! HOW IS MR.EYEBROWS GOING TO FEEL ABOUT THIS??? Oh, wait he had to leave for health reasons. What amazes me is that they have like, 30 best-selling CDs and are going on tour for the 3rd time. And you know what I think is amazingly crap? They compare them to the Beatles. Yeah, they went there. Full story: Here.
Today I was so happy because I thought I had my iPod stolen the other day, but i found it this morning in my car while I was looking for a toothbrush.m I was like OHMIGAWD! And ran inside like "Mum! Mum! Look!!!" And she goes "So...did you get the toothbrush?" I really didn't care about the toothbrush anyway, I was just so happy to have found my iPod.
Okay so:
Testing-English. Super long, and way boring.
Religion-I sat in a closet with Laura and a bunch of bibles to stay warm. Watched a video with a wolf, and some birds and some fish.
Lunch-Me and Laura were so dumb, we were like I'm so cold! Then we went and bought ice cream. We scream so loud when we were like "Angela said PENALIZED!" Lizzie was like what? So Maggie comes over and Greta says something and me and Maggie go "Care to extrabalate?" Lunchical is fun.
Testing-Math. Bombed it, baby.
Art!!!-AY! AYY! AYYY I LOVE ART! We had a mass-mold breakout, and lovely Laura saved all of our lives. I did...nothing today. I helped Amy with her leg, put a nose on my head, danced with Maggie (while singing as always), used her cellu-whatever, and put it on her cheek, sprayed Megan's leg with Lysol, watched Laura wash Lizzie's hair, drooled over some caution/cuidado tape outside the window, that I fell madly in love with today, and way more.
Testing made the day seem so short yesterday but today I feel like it went on really long.
Okay loves, well stuff to do, people to see, music to listen to, TV to watch. xoxoxoxo bye!
SLAUGHTERDAY TOMORROW!

Rawr, no school today!

Hahahaha no school todayyyy! Rawr, so happy right now. I'm eating Nutella out of the jar! Yahh!
*NOTE: For those of you who have absolutely no idea what Nutella is-you've missed the point of life. It's this chocolate-y, hazelnut stuff, and it's really hard to describe but it's so good, and-OHMIGAWD, I JUST FINISHED THE JAR! NOOOOOO! (It wasn't full.)*
Okay now look at that picture. That one. ^
That is me right now, all mushed together, times a million. OHMIGAWD, one of them is smoking. I'm not smoking though. Trust meeee!
Anyway, nothing much is going on. Just chilling today. We were going to do some sort of thing outside, but it's raining. Here's me relaying the weather to Maggie. While you are on her site, sign the guest book, or order some jewelry! http://www1.freewebs.com/creationsbymaggie/guestbook.html
(I'm salchicha, by the way. In case that wasn't obvious.)
Anyway, love ya all, but it's Monday-ness, and I have no school, so if you excuse me, I'm going to go dance around the house without Mom waking up. Possibly.
oxoxox bye!

Okay, this is really annoying me...

Okay, so this has been happening a lot lately, in different ways, but still. I'm going to say it once, loud and clear.

Mean people suck.

They really do. They could be lying, or being rude, or just plain hurting your feelings, but they still suck. (Okay, so technically, that was twice.) But really, I don't know why people can't like, not fight, because it hurts people, and hello, didn't we learn anything from Cinderella? Being mean gets you nowhere. Cinderella, with her singing, and making clothes for mice, and feeding the chickens, and being humble and such, and PHWOAR, shes a princess! But then the stepsisters are being all blahh, with the whole ha-ha, no ball for you! And, oh, look at that, they aren't married to the prince, are they? See! ^ Look at them being all mean.
ANYWAY, I'm not here to give you the moral of a movie you probably saw about 50 times when you were 6. The point is, if you are being mean, can ya like, stop? Cause ohmigawd, big surprise, it actually kinda hurts people. I mean, if you don't want people to tell other people about stuff they you did, so then you lie about it, then why did you do it in the first place? It doesn't make sense to me. Also, people aren't bad people because of the clothes they wear, what friends they have, or that they wear eyeliner, or even if they hijack planes. And don't blame stuff on people either, like if it's a team effort or something, because guess what? That's why it's called a team effort. Because it's not all up to one person. So, just like, stop, okay??
well, it's saturday. bye loves

BOYS LIKE GIRLS!

Phwoar!!! Boys like girls rock! Love their song The Sweet Escape! I think I'm going to buy the CD later, off of iTunes. I listened to the samples of the songs, and they sound so good!! I can't wait! (In case you were wondering, I can't buy it now because it's Dave's, and he's busy doing stuff.)
By the way, I just wanted to say that Mariana is the best person ever, because she's making me a CD, and it's so totally awesome!
AAAAAAA I JUST BOUGHT THE CD AND I'M LISTENING TO IT NOW! LET'S SING!
Paper bags and plastic hearts
Our belongings in shopping carts
It's good-bye
But we've got one more night
Lets get drunk and drive around
And make peace with this empty town
We can make it right
Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
Won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight!
I am in love with that song! And I'm loving the other ones too. That's my ring tone by the way.^ The Great Escape. So whenever someone calls me they are like, "Why do you never answer you're phone?" And I'll be like hehe. I'm cah-ray-zee like that.
Here's my day:
Art-"SHE WON'T ANSWER ME!" It's okay Amy. Don't worry about it. And I still don't think Lizzie is. Lizzie's the bomb.
History-Had Mrs. V. Did nothing, really.
Math-Sub. Math test. Maybe I didn't fail.
Religion-I LOVE AMY'S DANCE! M to the A to the R and the Y!
Okay: Here's the deal.
1.Go listen to the song.
2.I don't know if you read this, but if you do, I don't know why you are being so mean. I'm not trying to get in the middle of it, but it makes me sick. So please please stop. You know who you are.
3.Mariana is the bomb! As I said up there. Just restating. (Feel free to make me a CD of stuff I want/need and I'll say your the bomb too.)
4.Greta's right. http://greta9thebloggg.blogspot.com/ Save the pandas. And the Polar Bears. And those gorillas we read about in history.
5.Thanks for the pictures Elise. You are the best!!
6.YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BRAKE UP! "Brake? That's in your car dummy!"
Well loveys, Mum just go home so I have to go! oxoxoxox byee loves

Uh, where's Federal Hill?

So, school.
We had the first period, and we were playing kickball inside, and, not surprisingly, I hurt myself! Phwoar! (That's my new word, for those of you that don't know. It's pronounced f-woa-r.) So,there we are, playing kickball, and I'm like, talking to the people as I'm running to the base, and I'm like, "Heyy Raquel! How's life?" So she's like "Oh, good how's your knee?(Cuz that's where I hurt myself)?" So I'm like, "Oh, it's good!" Then Ashley kicked and I was like, "Gotta go, bye!"
So, then the field trip. The cathedral was, no offence, but uh, kinda boring. But Greta saved Laura's life! Rahhh! Then...the restaurant! The bread was yummy! So was the cookies, but they didn't give us alot so I was sooooo hungryyyy! So then Laura asks Senora where Federal Hill is because Rosa's dad owns a sushi place there, and we were laughing so hard! Then we got back to schoolio, and we chilled for a bit.
Anywayyyy...stuff. And such. xoxoxo loves.

Field Trip Tomorrow

So, field trip tomorrow. To this chapel, and a restaurant, called Gracie's. We have been learning etiquette all week, and I think I'm confident to say

"Hello! I'm Miranda!"

It's gunna be funn! Or not.Who knows?
Dinnahhhh xoxoxo byeee.

Cadillac =loveee

^See this loves? See it? I hope so! Because it's (one of) my dream car(s). And it's hackin' (new Fred video!) gorgeous. And I love it. I dunno if I said that already. Ya know the place on the way home from school? the Cadillac one? Well, Mum was driving Laura and I home from school yesterday, and I'm talking about Calvin and Hobbes, and I see the Cadillac place out of the corner of my eye and I'm like AAAAAAA CADILLAC!!! NEED ONE! BAD! So, I'm in love with it, sure. But that's not a bad thing, is it? The thing is, it's not, like, a new one. Its a '59. And I'm in love with it, got it?
xoxoxox lovelys byee

Yellowww!

School spirit day tomorrow!!! Rahhhh! Fun!!! Except our colour is yellow... but thats okayy!
Went shopping with Dad today!! Yahhh! So I got 12 necklaces, um....27 bracelets, and a top!! SO super fun!
Any who, Janice is here, and it's a partay!!!
xoxoxox luvvies!

Blondie!

Its official! I love Blondie! In case you have no idea who they are:
-Blondie was the name of Hitler's German Shepard
-Blondie is a popular comic strip created by Chic Young (There is also a TV show, movie, and radio show based on the comic.)
-The nickname for Clint Eastwood's caracter from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. (Blondie was the good.)
-A brownie made using white chocolate instead of cocoa
-An absolutely fantabulous rock band that gained fame in the 1970's. The group consists of Debbie Harry, Frank Infante, Chris Stien, Nigel Harrison, and Jimmy Destri.
(The one I'm talking about is the last one, in yellow by the way.) They are the bomb, like KA-POW! I'm addicted to Hanging on the Telephone. And Heart of Glass. Really, I know they aren't the newest music , but you should still listen to them. I know right now you are probably like. 'Alana, just shut up.' But you should listen to them, because they rock! Ah well, time of other things...call me! xoxoxo loves to ya all

SPIRIT WEEK!

So...the titles kind of self explanatory, I suppose! So yeah, it's spirit week at school, and um, today, was SOCK DAY!!! (in case you didn't know, I went through a sock obsession a while ago.) But my sock got a big hole it, so I cut it up on the bus then got rid of it. I loved some peoples socks though! Yay!
Ok, so here is the schedule:
Wednesday:Scavenger hunt in the caf. Like, find someone who has read all HP books, silver earrings, purple headband...stuff like that.
Thursday:Crazy Hat/Hair day. I dunno what I'm gonna do yet.
Friday: ROLLER SKATING! MISSING CLASSES! yay! Laura's going to borrow my blonde wigg, because our color for our class is yellow! Which is potentially problematic, considering, I look horrible in yellow so I don't own anything yellow. So...I think I'm going to attempt to go shopping Thursday. (Be ready for that Fadre!)
SEASON PREMIERE OF BONES AT 8 TONIGHT! Laura and I are so happy!
BONES IN A MINUTE!

I LOVE fire-drills!

MY FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYY! hearts, hearts, HEARTS!
So we're in Religion, last class of the day, I'm sitting next to Ashley (who is being super-hyper-spaztic-crazy, just like me) correcting a religion quiz we just took. So I'm sitting there, my brain falling out, because quite frankly, I DON'T CARE WHAT SOMEONE WHO DIES FOR THEIR FAITH IS! (It's martyr, by the way, learned that from Wicked.) And the fire alarm goes off so Sr. P is like BACK OF THE WELLNESS CENTAH! At the front of the line is Megan, Emily, Me, and Ashley, and then unimportant people behind us. So I FALL! Going down the stairs! Right on my bum, and Ashley and I are laughing SO HARD! Ok, when we are outside, Megan's like, "I dunno where to go!" And one of the teacher for like, the kindergartners is like "Do you know here you guys are going???" And I'm like "UMMMMM, YEAH! Back of the wellness center!" Then Emily looks at me like 'What is your problem?' And I say, "Hey, sistah P said it, so it's gotta be true!" And our line was cuh-ray-zee-hyper! And all these little kids were staring at us and we are all "I feel so tall!" Told you we were hyper!
So back inside, we watch a vid about MARIA GORETTI! So we are sitting there, making fun of it SO much you wouldn't belive it. We moved our seats so I was still sitting next to Ashley but now all thses other lovely people were with us! ie; Lizzie, Greta, Laura, Emily, Raquel(hope I spelled that right)... So we were all "Stabbed! 14 TIMES!" Cuz you know, Alessandro is kind of like Britney Spears/Chris Crocker 'Gimme More!/More more more more MORE!' I'm still amazed at Molley Kelley (my BEST FRIEND, haha, not.) 8 kids, and still pure! Yay! We teared that video to shreads, baby, shreads!
I really don't think anything else important happened at school today...
*Math: Got test back. Got a 96
*Art: Played with wet soggy dust. I bet you didn't know that:
-You have to cover your pianos legs with a blanket, or men have bad thoughts.
-Your crotch is longer in the back than the front.
-If someone is shot next to you, don't help them. It's only natural to pee your pants or puke. Oh, ands we are in a PERFECT position fot some sniper to shoot us down from the breezeway.
I LOVE art. ;)
*History: Had a vocab test. Was bored and such.
The bus was fun thought. :)
Well, 10:33 darlings, I gotta go! xoxoxoxo luv ya, mean it

Non quest'individuo gaio, dico, NESSUNA MANIERA!

I'm so happy it's Friday, it's sick. I'm not even kidding. Today is gonna be a good day...unless I bomb the History test, and I'm so scared I failed the math test, because she was like "I hope this is a lesson to you girls to study more for math tests." But It's not like I didn't try cuz I deff did. But today's gonna be FAB! I think. Oh well, at least it's FRIDAY!
Ah well, breakfast time. Then school. *DRESS DOWN DAY!* Luv ya all!

(If you can read Italian, your probably wondering what the title means, right?)

THEY GOT THE MUSTARD OUT!!!

So at the flea market the other day, right? And I'm buying this pink Cadillac sign for my room, it's so cute! Anyway, Dave comes up, and he's all "I think I found something yo might want, but it depends how popular it is.." So I'm like "Go, hurry!" Because who am I to pass up an opportunity to buy something? So it turns out to be a CD, from the musical episode of Buffy (Once More, with Feeling, Season 6), which I haven't seen yet...but I like it! Not all of them have great voices, but it's cool. It's...it's really something to sing about! Really!
So I'm here, doing homework...sort of! Actually, I'm talking to Leena, about how she's gonna blow up the stage, but then I thought that that could be sort of messy, so I'm just deciding she will leave people speechless! Huggs for Emily, and Ashley, and Frenche, because its vair vair sadd, and they SO should have made it. Hello! Outrage here people! So huggs for them.
Auntie, if your reading this, can you make me a copy of Man of La Mancha, and you better hide your shoes, because I'm going to steal them! FER SURE!
Well darlings, I must go. Good-bye, adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen(Heidi!!), arrivederchi, whatever! xoxoxo byee!

Doing homework. Sort of. Not really though.

Hellooo loverly darlings! I'm kind of doing homework. Not really though...hold on, let me do a flash card...there I did four. And listened to some music, and talked to Mariana who I loveee! Yay!
So Auntie and G are coming over tonight, and I'm super happy, and kinda tired so that could be a problem, but I'll deal. It's gonna be wicked awesomely amazing!
I want to ramble. About LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL! I am addicted, I want you all to know that! I really want to see it, but sadly, at the moment, it's only on Broadway... :( I bought the CD of iTunes though, and I love it, along with Maggie, who loves it, but not as much as me. (She's the kind of girl Warner wants! Someone serious! Someone lawyerly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!) I've seen the movie, but I have to see number 2!
G just got here! Yay!

Stuff...like my madd radd golf obsession!

Help everyone. I'm in a terrible mood...and I have school tomorrow! Argh! I'm going to attempt to start the Spanish Project..but I dunno. I would say wish me luck, but there is really no point, is there? Sorry this is so short...bye-bye...

So, school

So, um we're back in school. 3 days. It's FAB to see everyone again! And um, yeah, my schedule is, terrible. And I don't really know anyone in my classes. But I still get to see my friends, so its all good. I really have nothing else to say. So...caio for now, cupcakes!

Chilling with G

Hola! We're here waiting for Fadre to come. G just got a Jolteon...he's super happy-happy-joy-joy! Yay! G says: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! I LOVE JOLTEON! Me: Um....yeah....

So school starts Tuesday, and we are all so excited! Yeah! *Note: that was sarcasm for those that couldn't tell.* Actually, I'm so not ready. I could live on summah forever. I mean, couldn't anyone? I think so. It's really funny because all these adults are like "So are you excited for school to start?" And I give them a look and go "Um, NO!" And they're like, "Oh? Why?" And I'm like "Oh I dunno, maybe because I'm not looking forward to getting up AT 5:30 AM!" Really. I mean, come on. and they're all "'Oh, it's not that bad!" Like when they were is school, they never complained at all.
Anywho, Auntie's here, and Dad just got here so....luvvies, byeeee! Xoxoxoxo!

Ello

Ello lovely mates. Whoever you happen to be. Right, jolly, let's get started.
So school is starting. Yeah, It's great. See, my loverly Mum is the most fab thing ever (really), because she has bought me a marv backpack/messenger/bag type thing for school. And it really is gorgey...I would show you but my prat blog (no offence) won't let me paste the link. But, whoever you are, if I know you, you are guaranteed to see it. (Elise I can show you when you come for the killing of the Turkeys...you are coming right...?) I am also now in possession of three lovely new pairs of shoes! Yay! So...yah. I need to find my Spanish workbook though, and finish the Catherine Called Idiotic Birdy. It's terrible.
Hahaha, I just read that in Britain, the Emergency Room (ER) is called the A&E (Accident & Emergency), so what if someone from Britain came up to an American person and was like 'I had to go to AE and the other person would be like 'Awesome' (They were thinking American Eagle.) and the injured Britain would be like 'Um huh?' I'm sorry random thought...

Yeah, so...It's 1:35...Dave is making dinner(lunch)..and um, I'm gunna go eat it, so...cheerio!

Woo-pachooing 'lightly' with 'little force'

This is for my fabulous week with Gav, Kristi and Elise!!! It was sooo much fun! Especially when Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong was here! She brought all sorts of moldy cheese. (Darn you Elise! You're such a dingbat!) But being dead in the ocean was awesome: Ack Gav she died get her body! Hahaha playing volleyball was so much awesomeness! Your mum going POINT! And her threatening to sing if I didn't serve. G being 'lighting auto catcher MVP'! And him wanting to see Avada Kedavra every second. Xoldemort with an X! Haha! I love that your dad is writing a book series!
Larry Otter and the Magical Rock Of Philosophy
Larry Otter and the Enclosure of When Things Aren't Told
Larry Otter and the Captive of Ascavan
Larry Otter and the Big Cup of Burning Flammable Hot Stuff
Larry Otter and the Society of the Magic Big Bird
Larry Otter and the Not Fully Blooded Soon To Be King
Larry Otter and the Deathy Items That Are Important to This Book
I deff get an autographed copy!
Anyway, Imma (just work on saying it, ok??) miss you, a lot, so try to persuade your Mum and Dad to come for Thanksgiving! Smooches to Gracie, tell everybody I know there hi, and um yeah I think that's it! Nana says I can come visit with her some three day or more weekend...so that's yay! I want the pics, ok? E-mail them to me, or mail the disc or something... Muchas Smoochas to everyone there! Tell Kristen Marie, the 'Beloved Dingbat' (as G calls her) to remember the hugg! Luvvies, byeeee!

I want to say CONGRATS! To Xoldemort and Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong, who got married! Her married name is even longer and harder to pronounce!