A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI

Today....
I saw a girl on a stretcher. And an ambulance and a firetruck. She passed out on the floor.
And um. Lunch was intense.
Uh. Amy sucked the helium out of Lizzie's balloon.
Mariana, Lizzie and I sang some fun stuff.
I played with Greta's key.
I have no idea. Ahaha. Fun.
xxoo

Don't drink that, she's got backwash. Oh yeah? Well, I've got mono.

Today did not start out to be a good day. I didn't really get up until 6:45, and I had to catch the bus at 7, so I was in a mad rush to get ready before then. And I forgot flats! I was so upset. But Steph brought me some, so I didn't get in trouble thank god.
Homeroom- . I was in the computer lab typing stuff most of homeroom, but when I got back Abbey and Chessie gave me this weird High School Musical strawberry-chocolate-pop rocks thing. It was yummy. I also fell on my bum in the hallway because the flats I was wearing were so slippery. I fell like 5 times today, and people laughed at me. But Macy was nice, she helped me up.
Health- We got lollipops! Yum! Raquel said something ridiculously funny, but I can't remember what it was.
Spanish- I wanted to press the panic buton the Sister Perpetua's computer but Abbey told me not to because it would set of the fire alarms, so then I told Raquel I'd give her a dollar if she did it. But then I got scared, so I kept trying to stop her and then Raquel told Emma, and Emma just laughed. And in the end it turned out it wasn't even connected to the computer. It was just taped on. We were very sad.
Lunch- I forget. I talked to India! Ahaha we talked about shoes. I love her. Diondra bought me soda. I gave Erica and Emily little pumpkins. I talked about stuff with Jes. I have no idea.
English- Talked about Australia with Hayley. Talked about wallababies with Rachel. Nothing, really.
Study- On the way to study I kind of shouted to Erica that she was amazing and her birthday is four days after mine and she was all "Yes!" In study I wrote in a bunch of people's planners when my birthday was. Hannah drew a pretty picture in Maggie's. I talked about Twilight with Mariana. =]
Today...wasn't as bad as I thought.
xxoo
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edward cullen muchh ?

Mariana is so funny. This is us talking on AIM. [Without our actually screen names, duh, because we don't want stalkers.]

Mariana (4:48:47 PM): Alana richelle can yu do me a favorrrr?

Me (4:48:58 PM): suree

Mariana (4:49:51 PM): Get me edward cullen for christmas

Me (4:50:08 PM): lmao i will sweetheart but only if yu sharee

Mariana (4:51:05 PM): NOT A CHANCE all minee

Mariana (4:51:14 PM): Lmao surre illl share ;]

Me (4:51:14 PM): FINEEEE BEE MEANNN =]

Me (4:52:09 PM): ohh thankss marianaaaa !

Love her! [Him too, obviously.]
xxoo
[Just so you know, Mariana's a brunette too ;]

Need a ride from the Zoo?

Today.
Homeroom- I was threatened by Mrs. Thompson. I listened to my iPod, and took an AR test. Homeroom just screams excitement.
Study- Um. I laughed at Hannah's book. Greta helped me with my Spanish homework. MARIANA IS READING TWILIGHT! I'm so proud of her! She was like "I think I'm going to fall in love with Edward."

Well, duh.
Computer- Edy and Abbey looked at pictures of Kevin's new girlfriend. I showed Katay my tights and was astonished by how pretty Emily's chart was. Computer is exciting.
Lunch- I tried to buy a cupcake, but the stupid high school kid was like "NO." She wasn't nice. Shared my lunch with Chessy, borrowed money from Diondra, stole her fries too, and gave Lizzie my change. The usual.
Spanish- Um, nothing? I honestly don't remember.
English- We took a quiz. And wrote sentences. And then I read my book. About Harry Potter. Who I'm finding quite annoying at the moment.
After school- I had to stay for yearbook, but I couldn't find it. So I found it, which was good, and the whole thing we were basically trying to figure out the yearbook cover. We didn't. Frenche was totally for the one with the tattoos, but everyone else like the blue and brown swirly one. We talked about Sister Perpetua and how much we love her. Because we do! Then once that was over, I was waiting for Maggie to come back from after school theater. It was cold out. Then I went to the library where Kelly interrogated me about Abbey and Jordyn. Which was um, not as entertaining as it sounds. Which isn't very to begin with. I just read until Maggie got out of theater, then we went exploring around the high school, like always, and we both had lollipops! I used her phone, she fell down a toilet, I laughed, she told me suspicious information, I bought her something, she managed to get it for less than the normal price, someone saw us lurking and chased after us.
You know, just like normal.
It was a nice day.
xxoo
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Lil Wayne's Mah Dad

TODAY WAS SO FUN!
School- I almost killed Diondra at lunch? But she's okay.
After School- BEST PART OF THE DAY! OMFG SO FLY! Chessie and I matched, after we changed out uniforms. [Well, I guess we matched before too.] We were both wearing Twilight shirts and skinny jeans. Yer way jelly. And we were just kinda wandering around, waiting for Katay to get back from cross country. We found Abbey dearest and then the three of us strolled to the tranquility garden and listened to some *cough cough* lovely songs on Chessy's iPod. Then Chessie called Katay and I [even though I was with her] and left us both truly wonderful messages. So Katay came back from cross country and we got to go to ACT! And it was so much fun! I got to see Sam and Tori, who I haven't seen in forever, and I met a ton of new fabulous people, like Peter and Marco. Ahahaha, Marco's my new best friend. And Chessie was right, his eyes do look like Alex Evans. [Chessie seems to be right about lots of things.] So apparently I'm getting married to him, and um, he licked my arm, which is nice, I suppose. =] But anyway, at ACT they're putting on High School Musical, and they're really really good. Tori and I were totally supporting them. They really were quite fierce!
Anything else that happened? Edy sang me a FABULOUS song about Edward Cullen. Mariana and I were fighting over who loved who more.
It was an AMAZING day.
xxoo

I'll Be Your Best Kept Secret &+ Your Biggest Mistake

The first two official school days have been just gahh.
Tuesday we had homeroom and that's always fun. Steph and I talked about Fall Out Boy, because Lizzie just gave me one of their CDs and it's really really good. Then we had math first and that just flat out stumped us. Because it takes us a little while to process these things and Mrs. Thompson just goes fast fast fast. I loved when we were doing a problem though, and all of a sudden Abbey goes 'I feel stupid!' Because she's so not, and it was just quite funny. Then we had science with the brandy-new science teacher who's related to Lizzie Bordon and NOT MARRIED. We had to had to figure out what was in an envelope in her class. It wasn't owl pellets, that's fersure. i remember sitting on the floor at lunch. Then we had history with Mrs. V and Abbey and I had an amazing Twilight Moment when we found out the tallest mountain the the US is called Denali, and we were both like 'DENALI? So that's where they come from!' Because the Denali clan are the Cullen's extended family in Twilight. Everyone looked at us like we were crazy, but hey, we are!
It's a pretty mountain!
Then religion. But that was boring.
Today was sort of gross. We had health first period, and my allergies started acting up. Mrs Cummings got all huffy because the topic of a colonoscopy came up? I think she over reaccted. In spanish we learned Senora Teixeira doesn't like bananas. I gave Sister P a hug!! We had to write paragraphs in english, so I wrote about Jas swimming for the very first time! She's a pretty baby.
In study Mariana, Greta, Lizzie and I went to the library and that was pretty fun. Then we had to read. Blahh. On the bus ride home Maggie sang me a song from the Twilight Musical entitled 'I wanna suck her blood.' It's from the very first science class, sang by Edward. It's quite catchy, actually. Then Maggie shot her headband at me and it went out the window. We pretty much started dying laughing.
THANK GODDDD THERE'S A FOUR DAY WEEKEND!
I couldn't handle anything less right now.
xoxoxoxoXO

She Has No Sense Of Fun

Candaia is amazing. Let me just state that now. Because it really is. I'm just sad I didn't get a black squirrel. Because Mariana was right, they really are cute.
Monday- I had to get up at like 5:30. I didn't like Monday because we were in the car pretty much all day. We stopped at this underground cavern thing and it was so cold down there. Mum was talking to Gavin and Dave and she was like "She has no sense of fun" referring to me. Well Mum, I happen to have a wonderful sense of fun, but not when its like 50 degrees, and I'm getting dripped on, when you're imitating Bear Grylls, talking about the worst food he's eaten [I really don't need to know about what that part of the goat looks like], and I have to restrain myself from blurting out what the girls team had to eat after they won the shot drinking contest on Shot At Love II in order to win a date with Tila Tequila. But I have a great sense of fun. We kept driving after we left there, and we didn't get to Canadia until about 8-8:30ish. So we went to dinner in one of the restaurants in the hotel. [The view was so pretty from our hotel room! You could see the falls perfectly!] And wrestling was on! [Raw, not Smackdown.] And I felt SO smart because I was talking with G about all these different wrestlers and I was so proud of myself. Not that I actually know a lot about wrestling, but Laura is very educational. So I was incredibly happy with myself and Dave's all "Are you scared yet?" to Mum, so that kinda ruined it. But still!! [Hm. Wrestling is on tonight. I may just watch it.]
Tuesday- Stood in line for a good part of the day. For some thing where you go behind the falls and you get all wet with the water. Then we went on the Maid of the Mist and we got wet on that too. I forget what else we did that day. But it was a wet day. We got wet a lot.
Wednesday- We went to a gift shop. I got some pretty fly boxers. We....I don't remember. We went to a movie in an Imax theater. But it was a movie about Niagara falls. It was less boring than I thought it would be though. We saw fireworks! They were so pretty!
Thursday- We left the hotel at like 10 so we got home at like 11 at night. But along the way we stopped in Cooperstown, which was totally obsessed with baseball. SO Gavin and Dave went to the baseball museum [boring] and Mum and I went out for ice cream. It was so yummy! We talked about William Sledd on the car ride home. So we finally got home and we watched Project Runway, and let me just say, there was some seriously laughable garments on that runway.
Anyway, I'm busy planning a wedding, so I gotta go :]
xxoo

Canadiaaa

So I'm off to Canadia until Thursday with Mum, Dave and Gavin. I can't text though. So that's sad. I am very excited because Mariana told me they have black squirrels and wild hamsters. So I deff can't wait for that. I'll miss you guys.
Rahhhhhhhh Canadia! [&& YES it is Canadia.]
<33333

&& Ladies Shouldn't Be Messed With

Mariana is always singing this song on IM...so I decided to go look it up and no surprise, it's amazing.

She's A Lady- Forever The Sickest Kids
[Important stuff happened this week....I'm working on it right now.]
xoxo

September 7th

So as you may have guessed by my recent lack of posts, not much has happened lately.
-Lizzie broke her nose. But not really. I guess she only cracked it? Whatever. Shes amazing.
-Hannah and Elizah left for Europe. They're going backpacking.
-Dad went into the hospital. He's still not out yet, but he's not sick or anything. [THANKS! to all the AMAZING people who called/IMed/texted me to find out if he was okay:Abbey, Laura, Lizzie, Taylor, Mariana.]
-Mary Ellen got to go to the Tony's! She is so lucky, ohmigod.
-Abbey is totally addicted to New Moon&Twilight.
-Jas got sooooooo big! She bites you a lot. Like, all the time.
-I have decided that I absolutely have to see Grease.
-Laura's going to get a pretty new phone! I think she got it yesterday.
I can't think of anything else. Oh! Except for the fact that Rent is closing after 12 years. It's closing September 7th, so if you haven't seen it get your bum to a theater and see it. NOW. It is amazing, and if you don't see it you're missing out.

Actual reality, act up, fight AIDS!

xoxo

Sun Burns & Tan Lines [Mariana was right]

[Told you you wouldn't get lucky.]
So yesterday was Alana's pool party, and it was wicked rad. [Ohmigod, I sound like it's the 80s or something.] There were some pretty amazing people there, no lie, because I do that sometimes. One of them was FRENCHE [my hero] and she was amazing, she sang, kept flipping over the float I was laying on and she just shaved her arm pits for the first time yesterday, but she's afraid to shave her legs. [I promised her I would write something about her. So, if you didn't want to know about her shaving habits, blame her.] Alana got a slide again, like last year, except this year it didn't get all gross and slimy, and no one ran into the rope holding it up. Mariana and I were too tired to keep going up and down the slide though, so we just kinda were laying at the top and screaming really loudly when ever someone jumped around, because it mad the whole thing shake. Hayley and Abby kept doing it on purpose, just to make us flip out. But it was wicked fun. It was weird because we would be in the pool and then we would be like 'God, it's really cold!' So we would go in the hot tub, but after a little while in there you feel all weird, so we would have to go in the pool again. And then it would start again. I kept stealing other people's sodas. People where pretty good about it though. Elizah was just like 'Yeah, whatever.' We were all laughing at Mariana's r because the thing is...she totally skips them. Taylor was like 'Say park the car in the Harvard yard.' So Mariana's like 'Paaak the caaaa in the Haavaad yaad.' So Victoria's like 'Say picture.' And Mariana's like 'Picsha.' But we loved that. She was all 'Well, that's just the way I talk!' But the party was wicked wicked fun. Oh, and I just wanted to say...Mariana was right. I can't believe I didn't believe her before. She was so unbelievably right. I will never doubt her again. But we all got wicked bad sun burns and tan lines. My shoulders hurt so bad.
One some one *cough cough* Mariana, Hayley Katie *cough cough* sends me pictures, I'll put them up.
xoxo

Why do you have a smiley face on your neck?

So today was the last day of school! Aww I'm gunna miss everybody!! [On the bright side, I'm seeing a bunch of people tomorrow and Friday.]
Exams are OVER! Thank god! Today was the last day I'm going to see Sister P. And I really do love her. She signed my yearbook and gave me a present! Abbey had to help me read it but that's okay. The exam was easy. When it was over we all just started talking. Lizzie gave me a prett necklace. It was gorgeous. We drew all over Lizzie's pants, Megan's skirt, and then everyone wrote all over my pants too. It was pretty fun.
For lunch we went outside, because the school decided to starve us. But Abby and Megan gave me some of their lunches. Amy and Emily started talking to the high schoolers, and then flipped us off. Lizzie put another chair outside...and I got a pretty picture.

Fierce.

Math was easy. I finished in like, 45 minutes. Then I went for a walk and found Mariana. She was all worried that Senora was going to notice she had been gone for like 20 minutes. But she hadn't. So we just kinda hung out until Alana and Frenche came to get her. But then we went to help teachers move stuff. Greta, Lizzie and I had to figure out how to get a whole cart outside, like down flights of stairs. They were totally ready to push it down the stairs and I'm like 'You guys! No!'
Hmmmmm on the bus... Well I guess you could say I got my celly taken away? Laura is very motherly-ish sometimes. I was only allowed to use it if she knew who it was. She was all reading my texts and stuff. She's like 'Edy wants to know where you live.' So I'm like 'Okay, can I see my phone?' And she's like 'Nah! Later.' She's always....looking out for me, I guess?
But school is finally over....it didn't seem like today was the last day, but it is. Going to miss everyone, especially people who aren't coming back.
Love you, xoxo

Don't Drink Dr. Pepper

Hahh today was really long...thank god it was Friday! We only had a four day week put it seemed wicked long.
Homeroom-Ellie was really mean again today. Hmph. We got in a tiff again. She's so mean to me this week.
Computer-ANOTHER FIRE DRILL! AHHHHH! I think we were pretty good. I stole Greta's headband. It looked pretty bangin on me. But then she took it back. Ellie's class kept giving us dirty looks. Again. They're so mean sometimes!
Science-We dissected lilies. Pretty fun. Loved it. I took Ashley's and Lizzie's flowers and put them in my pony tail! It looked pretty rad. Then Laura had flower petals in her hair and she put some in Greta's hair too and they looked amazing. But the actual dissection part was actually fun. Loved how Laura was like 'Shut up Alana!' When I clarified that the teacher was talking about the flower and not her and Greta.
Lunch-I honestly don't remember anything. No lie. Hm...I wonder.....
English-Went to the library with some amazing people. Amy showed all of us her house. Again. Megan did her word search. When we got back to class we worked on our english plays. Laura subbed in for Elizah for a little while, because she and Hannah are out again.
Spanish-WE ♥ DIAPERS! OHEMGEE SO FUNNY! Senora wore a diaper on her head, and Emily did too. [Once Hayley emails me the picture, I'll post it.] Worked on our spanish plays. Mercy Spice and Christian Holiano are in ours. Yeahhhh.
After school-Don't you dare drink Dr. Pepper! Mariana says it's really bad for you. Like, really. No lie. Hmmmm fun though. Ellie and I saw Johnathan and I told him I was a ninja and that I did karate. [Apparently, he does too.]
Fun day. :]
xoxo
And look at think pretty picture Laura made me of Jas! [Dad says he's probably bringing her Saturday, so if you live near me and want to see her call me and maybee we can make it work.]

I almost forgot

Happy birthday Mariana!
<3

Yesterday [YA GABAGE!]

Okay so Jordyn's party yesterday was so much fun.
Fist of all, we get there and Megan, Mariana, and Taylor are like, standing in a little circle and they're like "We can't find Jordyn." So I'm like "Oh??" So then India comes in and walks right into this big tent on the other side of the ice rink [ice skating party] and I'm like "Real smart you guys, you've been standing out here for, like, what, 10 minutes?" And Mariana's like "Uh, yeah."
But ohmigosh skating was so much fun even if Miranda and I were the only ones who knew how, and I had to help everyone because Miranda would just make people fall over. But everybody was fab by the end of the night, which is good, you know, considering we almost got knocked over like 50 times. But thank god for India and her fah-bulous comebacks!!
Then there is this little girl that we made friends with and her name is Jamie and shes almost 9 and shes getting a cell phone soon!! [Even Taylor doesn't have a cell phone!] And she is a professional skater because she takes lessons every Saturday. She is amazing, even thought I suspect her mom thought we were like abducting her. Which one of us was *couch cough* Miranda *cough cough*.
So, yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Anywayy I'm at the library and we have, like, an hour until I can go home and do homework! Oh boy!!
xoxoxo

Poland Phonebook

Homeroom- Taylor freaks about a test...I tell her to suck it up, and be a man.
Science- My table's seats got moved. And we had to do a weird enrichment worksheet about cystic fibrosis.
English- I love the Johnson brothers!! In case you didn't know, that would be Kevvy, John, and Nicky-poo [Nicky-poo is Edy's favorite!].

^ The Johnson Brothers!! ^

Lunch- Oh dear god lunch.
Spanish we did 'around the world' which I hate, and then we had a Spanish test.
Computer- It's beautiful!! Just beautiful! Like a sponge painting!!
After school-
[On the phone]
Josh- Hello?
Me- Hello?
Josh- Uhh?
Me [To Mariana and Megan] He doesn't talk. He's like a caveman.
Megan and Mariana- OHMIGOD!! [Busts out laughing, then Megan hangs up.]
xoxoxo

Saturday-ness

Chillin like a villain [on penicillin, as Mariana says]. Dad's supposed to be coming at 10, but I have no idea what we are going to do all day. There's nothing to do, quite literally. We will probably go for a drive or something, and I'll be bored. Ya know.
When we come back though we're frantically cleaning the house because the absolutely fabulously fantastical cousins are coming! For like, 5 days! And they are staying at my house because Nana and Papa's house isn't done yet, so when Dad and I finish whatever it is we are doing...I get to clean! Rawr! *Sarcasm Lizzie*
But anyway, I'm so exited for them to come, because I only get to see them like, twice a year. Last time I saw them was August and it's been like, 3 months but it seems way longer. Wayyyy longer.
Anyway, I'm off to buy Nana a card to mail to her as her first piece of mail.
Love you all [mostly] byee!

BOYS LIKE GIRLS!

Phwoar!!! Boys like girls rock! Love their song The Sweet Escape! I think I'm going to buy the CD later, off of iTunes. I listened to the samples of the songs, and they sound so good!! I can't wait! (In case you were wondering, I can't buy it now because it's Dave's, and he's busy doing stuff.)
By the way, I just wanted to say that Mariana is the best person ever, because she's making me a CD, and it's so totally awesome!
AAAAAAA I JUST BOUGHT THE CD AND I'M LISTENING TO IT NOW! LET'S SING!
Paper bags and plastic hearts
Our belongings in shopping carts
It's good-bye
But we've got one more night
Lets get drunk and drive around
And make peace with this empty town
We can make it right
Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
Won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight!
I am in love with that song! And I'm loving the other ones too. That's my ring tone by the way.^ The Great Escape. So whenever someone calls me they are like, "Why do you never answer you're phone?" And I'll be like hehe. I'm cah-ray-zee like that.
Here's my day:
Art-"SHE WON'T ANSWER ME!" It's okay Amy. Don't worry about it. And I still don't think Lizzie is. Lizzie's the bomb.
History-Had Mrs. V. Did nothing, really.
Math-Sub. Math test. Maybe I didn't fail.
Religion-I LOVE AMY'S DANCE! M to the A to the R and the Y!
Okay: Here's the deal.
1.Go listen to the song.
2.I don't know if you read this, but if you do, I don't know why you are being so mean. I'm not trying to get in the middle of it, but it makes me sick. So please please stop. You know who you are.
3.Mariana is the bomb! As I said up there. Just restating. (Feel free to make me a CD of stuff I want/need and I'll say your the bomb too.)
4.Greta's right. http://greta9thebloggg.blogspot.com/ Save the pandas. And the Polar Bears. And those gorillas we read about in history.
5.Thanks for the pictures Elise. You are the best!!
6.YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BRAKE UP! "Brake? That's in your car dummy!"
Well loveys, Mum just go home so I have to go! oxoxoxox byee loves

Doing homework. Sort of. Not really though.

Hellooo loverly darlings! I'm kind of doing homework. Not really though...hold on, let me do a flash card...there I did four. And listened to some music, and talked to Mariana who I loveee! Yay!
So Auntie and G are coming over tonight, and I'm super happy, and kinda tired so that could be a problem, but I'll deal. It's gonna be wicked awesomely amazing!
I want to ramble. About LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL! I am addicted, I want you all to know that! I really want to see it, but sadly, at the moment, it's only on Broadway... :( I bought the CD of iTunes though, and I love it, along with Maggie, who loves it, but not as much as me. (She's the kind of girl Warner wants! Someone serious! Someone lawyerly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!) I've seen the movie, but I have to see number 2!
G just got here! Yay!

6:13 AM

Yes, its 6:13 in the morning. Why am I awake? That's a good question. Its actually because of SSC (Not the real name, I actually just made it up. You don't really wanna know what it stands for).
I'm not original, so I'm stealing Leena's toast idea. she said I could so its not exactly stealing, but still. So, shall we begin? (No particular order by the way.)

Leena gets a toast because they were her idea in the first place. Also because even though every once in a while 'If Mama Was Married' goes through my head, she still is ah-may-zing! Dancing to 'Step Into The Bad Side' while Maggie and Macy were trying to film was so much fun!

Okay, Mariana Elizabeth Lynn Tzitzouris definitely needs a toast! Totally! She is so much fun, and although she had a broken leg its fixed now, so we can go back to making bra chandeliers! You and Elizabeth have the kiss of death! Yay Mariana!!!

Empy rocks. She is awesomely funny and if you give her a lot of sugar and a bag of skittles, she can do anything. Hey sexy! Hahaha flirting with random guys, so much fun! We love you because you're Empyliciousdef!

Frenche is getting a toast just because shes Frenche. She's our dying rooster freight train, but we still love her, her TUBE SOCKS and her *ahem* helpful information *cough cough*!

Maggie needs a toast! Lady Jane is our entertainment value, makes us laugh as much as a rerun of 'My Name Is Earl', but without the cost of cable. Even if we can't decide if the Pope puts the nuns or the Muslims on rock rock, we still love you Maggie!

Chandler haven't done her, she needs a toast too! Chandler is leaving! No don't do it Chandler! We love you to much for you to go because you are so funny!

My name stealer needs a toast! Alana gets a definite toast just because her name is Alana, because people named Alana rock. And because of singing the suicide song! I love that! Yay Alana! Remember the Alana pages!

Ashley and her fabby earrings are getting a toast! (Sorry about having to share a toast with your earring's.) Ashley has the best earrings ever. I love them. Plus shes super funny and awesome!!! YAY ASHLEY!!!

Megan is getting a toast because I love Megan. Shes so funny and stuff like that. Like stuff you wouldn't even think was funny. KIM LOVES MALFOY! MGM! We luv you!

Amy is getting a toast because oh giving some of us lovely health nicknames! And for helping us distinguish that Kim is, in fact Chinese! Yay Amy! (I know it was you pretending to be the ice cream place Amy! Believe me, I know!)

Emma! Friends since were were 4! Sleepovas every weekend you are over! Um I think your birthday is this month so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Can't wait to see you!

Elise needs a toast! Oh my god Elise, I can't wait until August! Remember running around your house at night shooting your brother! So much fun! Give Gracie a kiss for me! xoxoxo luv ya!

Rainer and Callan need toasts because of the Scandinavian neon-orange bird poo in the shape of a old car and the white rotting crab-apple from the invisible pear tree!

Chloe, Rosie, and Ana because we love Twinkie! Yay! You guys are so funny! And the axe spray that doesn't work! Maybe we should have sprayed it on a guy and not a tree though...

Jenn for the thing with the backpack, that was sooo funny! And for being all 'Up yours Miss Laura!' Hahaha so funny! YAY!

I know I forgot a ton of people, but this post would be wayy long if I did them all! (But you know I love you all!) I shall toast to you all sometime in the future! xoxoxo Byee!
Special thanks to Mariana for helping with most of these and never being like "Alana, shut up. It's your own blog do it by yourself, you dirrty hobo." I luv you Mariana!