I know this is a fast and crazy connection

I missed you. I missed you tons.
Things are different. Things are the same. Things are crazy. Things are amazing.
Right now I'm obsessed with Facebook. It's pretty much my life. So is Tap Tap Revenge. Laura and I are playing it all the time. I LOVE HER.
Chessy brought me a little plastic croc key chain back from Hawaii. It's ugly and cute all at the same time.
Greta has money from England. It's got birds and women and hairy men on it.
Lizzie got her braces off and her retainer is retarded lines "zebra".
Abby flipped off our bus driver after she made me hit my head.
Hannah keeps trying to do my mascara. She's very good at it.
I don't even remember what else.
My iPod has over 2,000 songs.

This song is my life right now...Laura showed it to me. It's by Fallbrooke and its called Losin' It.

It's addictive.
xxoo

Today was supah flyyy!

Today was really fun! It was longish, but it was quite fun.
Homeroom- I don't remember doing anything in particular. OH we talked about how Dylan's mum and I are Victoria's Secret models.
Scavenger Hunt- Stupid. Crowded. Ugh.
SHORTENED Math-Um, did math. Boring.
Science- We were told Ms. Bordon's other class can fly.
Lunch- Superfun! I love lunch.
History- Boring. History puts me to sleep.
Religion- We talked about pressure cookers. And Emily sang Katy Perry. We also talked about illegal or dangerous activities.
Bus!- BEST PART OF THE DAY. Abby, Maggie, Laura and I are all being quite loud [what else is new] so Bry is all "Can you guys turn the volume down? " and we just give each other this look like 'Pshh, right.' So then Laura starts being even louder and Maggie's all "LAURA can you PLEASEEEE turn the volume DOWN??" THEN I guess Bry just looses it because she yells at Maggie and she's like "DON'T MOCK ME! I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A PERIOD, WHICH YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LITTLE. IT'S WHEN STUFF COMES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND YOU GET REALLY BAD CRAMPS. SO JUST SHUT UP, BECAUSE WE HATE YOU!" And Maggie's face is SO red, and Laura and I are like, bent over, dying laughing, and Maggie's all 'WELL!' But, of course, who are we to listen? We kept being loud, and, as a special added bonus, got flipped off by Bry, once again.
Ah yes. How much fun we had with that.
Of course, all the high schoolers are giving us dirty looks now. But who cares? If they just flip us off again, it would only make us laugh more. [And that's a fact.]
=]
xxxooo

Sun Burns & Tan Lines [Mariana was right]

[Told you you wouldn't get lucky.]
So yesterday was Alana's pool party, and it was wicked rad. [Ohmigod, I sound like it's the 80s or something.] There were some pretty amazing people there, no lie, because I do that sometimes. One of them was FRENCHE [my hero] and she was amazing, she sang, kept flipping over the float I was laying on and she just shaved her arm pits for the first time yesterday, but she's afraid to shave her legs. [I promised her I would write something about her. So, if you didn't want to know about her shaving habits, blame her.] Alana got a slide again, like last year, except this year it didn't get all gross and slimy, and no one ran into the rope holding it up. Mariana and I were too tired to keep going up and down the slide though, so we just kinda were laying at the top and screaming really loudly when ever someone jumped around, because it mad the whole thing shake. Hayley and Abby kept doing it on purpose, just to make us flip out. But it was wicked fun. It was weird because we would be in the pool and then we would be like 'God, it's really cold!' So we would go in the hot tub, but after a little while in there you feel all weird, so we would have to go in the pool again. And then it would start again. I kept stealing other people's sodas. People where pretty good about it though. Elizah was just like 'Yeah, whatever.' We were all laughing at Mariana's r because the thing is...she totally skips them. Taylor was like 'Say park the car in the Harvard yard.' So Mariana's like 'Paaak the caaaa in the Haavaad yaad.' So Victoria's like 'Say picture.' And Mariana's like 'Picsha.' But we loved that. She was all 'Well, that's just the way I talk!' But the party was wicked wicked fun. Oh, and I just wanted to say...Mariana was right. I can't believe I didn't believe her before. She was so unbelievably right. I will never doubt her again. But we all got wicked bad sun burns and tan lines. My shoulders hurt so bad.
One some one *cough cough* Mariana, Hayley Katie *cough cough* sends me pictures, I'll put them up.
xoxo

Why do you have a smiley face on your neck?

So today was the last day of school! Aww I'm gunna miss everybody!! [On the bright side, I'm seeing a bunch of people tomorrow and Friday.]
Exams are OVER! Thank god! Today was the last day I'm going to see Sister P. And I really do love her. She signed my yearbook and gave me a present! Abbey had to help me read it but that's okay. The exam was easy. When it was over we all just started talking. Lizzie gave me a prett necklace. It was gorgeous. We drew all over Lizzie's pants, Megan's skirt, and then everyone wrote all over my pants too. It was pretty fun.
For lunch we went outside, because the school decided to starve us. But Abby and Megan gave me some of their lunches. Amy and Emily started talking to the high schoolers, and then flipped us off. Lizzie put another chair outside...and I got a pretty picture.

Fierce.

Math was easy. I finished in like, 45 minutes. Then I went for a walk and found Mariana. She was all worried that Senora was going to notice she had been gone for like 20 minutes. But she hadn't. So we just kinda hung out until Alana and Frenche came to get her. But then we went to help teachers move stuff. Greta, Lizzie and I had to figure out how to get a whole cart outside, like down flights of stairs. They were totally ready to push it down the stairs and I'm like 'You guys! No!'
Hmmmmm on the bus... Well I guess you could say I got my celly taken away? Laura is very motherly-ish sometimes. I was only allowed to use it if she knew who it was. She was all reading my texts and stuff. She's like 'Edy wants to know where you live.' So I'm like 'Okay, can I see my phone?' And she's like 'Nah! Later.' She's always....looking out for me, I guess?
But school is finally over....it didn't seem like today was the last day, but it is. Going to miss everyone, especially people who aren't coming back.
Love you, xoxo

Lizzie-Once I marry people, I leave them. Me-Oh, well that's nice.

Today was pretty...I have no idea how to describe today, actually. How would you describe a stretch Hummer limo+party on a boat+lots of sugar&soda+crazy people who make you laugh+dancing+yelling weird stuff to other boats+random guys who work on the boat+music+8 hours?? I have absolutely no idea!
So it's Abby's birthday party today. [Her actual birthday was May 25.] So we had to ride to the harbor in a stretch Hummer limo, because it was in another state. And I know Hummers are really bad for the environment...but I'm not going to lie. It was really cool. It fit like 16 of us, it had a bar, the ceiling lit up, there were lava lamps, which, as Miranda learned, were really hot. We were listening to music wicked loud and acting crazy all the way over. Laura got in an ice cube fight with Sam, and Frenche and I kept getting hit. It was pretty fun. Besides, you know, the time I got hit in the nose.....
Anyway. The boat was so nice! It had like a top deck, and a inside with 2 tables and a bar, and a downstairs with a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and 2 bedrooms. We were running all over the place. It was really windy once you got out there. There was a ton of random music playing, and somehow Frenche knew all of it, so she would like sing and dance, and Alana, Sara, Abby or Lizzie would come and randomly jump with her. The pictures are pretty rad, and when she sends them to me, I'll add them.
There was a guy there named Mateo, and Amy and Emily kept annoying him, but he was pretty good about it. His hair was pretty....um, well it was big. I told him about William and I, and showed him my ring, so he was like 'How old is he?' So I'm kinda thinking, weird question, but whatever. So I'm all 'He's 23.' And he's like 'And how old are you?' So I'm like '21.' And then he's like 'Oh! So you're in college!' And then I had to tell him what college I'm going to, and what I'm majoring in. Because he's going into college too. Next year. It was a lovely conversation.
And then there was Victor. He was wicked nice. Lizzie asked him if he would marry her, and he said yes. Isn't that sweet? There was also this lady who was on the boat and she was really inquisitive/creepy. She was asking Lizzie and I all these questions and I told her about Jas and she's like 'Oh! You should have brought her!' But then later? When we were having cupcakes, Miranda dared Megan to stuff the cupcake in her face, so she did, and we were cracking up sooo hard. So then Amy did the same thing, and Emily smeared some frosting on her face, and mine too. So I took the funniest pictures of the three of them, and Avery, all with frosting on their faces. It's adorable. But then Amy's like 'I need to wash this off.' So she goes upstairs to get a napkin, and the lady is like 'What?!?' So Amy's like 'Um, someone stuffed a cupcake in my face.' So the lady is like 'No! You stay away from them! This is the first thirteenth birthday I've had in 30 years, and I don't want that kind of thing happening!' She seriously spazzed. And we're all shooting each other these looks like 'What is she doing?' While Amy's just kind of like 'Yeah, whatever.'
Then Mateo gave Amy his number. His real number. Laura was like 'Wow, that's nice.' And Victor gave Miranda his. I was like 'Miranda, Lizzie's married to him. You can't have his number.' And Lizzie's like 'Whatever. Once I marry people, I leave them.' It was just weird that they were giving out their numbers though.
But it was way way fun. Like really? Drastically fantastically fierce.
If you're not going to school tomorrow, you're way lucky. I wish I could stay home. But if you are, then you are going to LOVE my hair. It's going to be really cute. Bring your cameras :]
<333
[Oh and guess what! Apparently AndrewRyan only has one shoulder, because a polar bear ate the other one. No, actually he only has one, and the other one is like, metal, because he got in a car crash. Love him.]

Pretty Rad

So today we had our science exam...but not until 11. We had a really good time before then. We [Laura, Edy, Raquizzle, Abby, Amanda] sang Hannah Montana and Johnson Brothers songs. We wrote on Amanda's shirt with expo. Edy tried to explaining the bunny diagram to Laura and I. We annoyed a bunch of 6th graders. They were all 'SHHHHH!' We were like 'Oh, shut up!' We got pretty hyper....then a bunch of other people came, and THANK GOD the 6th graders left. Then we all went upstairs for scienceee. Lizzie gave me like 6 jolly ranchers. Yum. :]
Science wasn't that hard...once everyone was done we totally were talking, listening to music and dancing. Pretty fun.
Ellie got the All Time Low cd yesterday, and I'm listening to it right now, and I love it!! Yayy.
Hmmm Laura should be here any minute so.....
<333
[3 days!! can you believe it??]

Twice !

Hahahaa today was so random. I don't remember doing much....
Homeroom- Ellie is such a twit. She's really mean to me. But, on the bright side, Taylor makes a lovely psychiatrist. But, on the bad side, another lizard died, but on the good side, Hannah isn't sick anymore! But...Elizah is, so that's not good.
Study- Boring as usual. Went to the library. Just kinda sat in the window in front of the religious books. We didn't even need to go, but we do anyway because study just gets soooooo boring! And I need to go for little walks every once in a while, or else I'll get restless. But I got that bear Abby gave me back! [Mercy Spice's cousin.] I think his name is Christian Holiano. But I don't know yet. [Yes, Laura came up with that too. Thinking outside the box!!]
History- Megan and Rosa presented their projects and then we watched a video while working on our maps. Not too exciting. Oh wait! We had a fire drill. So we're standing there and Laura's like 'Where's our class?' and Lizzie's like 'They're not here.' So Lizzie like raises her hand really high and shes like 'WE'RE LOST!' It was sooo funny. So what really happened was half of our class went to the front of the building, half went in front of the gym [that would be our group], and only Julia went to the right place because the teachers told her where to go, because she's on crutches. So then we get yelled at because apparently, we were supposed to go behind the gym. Oh, well. We were close enough, and no one died, so who cares?
Lunch- Can't she ever buy her own lunch? Oh, and then Greta has to go and talk about Buffy....I didn't need to hear that, not while eating. Or at all.....
Religion- Hayley prayed for Jazzy! Yay! [I would like today thank you to all the people who prayed for her last class, ie, Edy, Lizzie, and Amy.] Sister P keeps snubbing Laura! I felt really bad. Abbey threw her pen at me. Rudely, I would like to point out. We still didn't finish Sandlot. But we're pretty close to the end, I think. A bunch of us were sitting on the floor and I can hear Amanda behind me and shes like 'Aww, that dog is so cute!!' And I'm like 'Amanda, he's supposed to be vicious.' Amy did a lovely mime thing in front of the class after she got a tan from standing in front of the window.
Math- Some probability worksheet. Boring. BUT WAIT! We have another fire drill! And the class manages to stay together this time! So we go to the back of the gym, all proud of ourselves acting all hyper in front of the little kids, like normal. But then we're like 'Wait. Where are the teachers?' So we go back inside and the teacher is all 'You guys were wonderful!' So I'm like 'Were we in the wrong place?' And she's like 'Yeah, you were supposed to be in front of the gym' So everyones like 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?' Because we had gotten yelled at for going in the front! It was quite funny.
But other that that?? Nothing much. Probably a lot of other stuff happened that I can't remember.

It's called different hair types!

Ohmigod today was so...crazy I guess?

Homeroom-Everyone is all sad because one of the frogs we had died yesterday. Ellie and Taylor helped me do Greta's word search for history. We must have looked really stupid because we were sitting on the floor and every time we found a word we would get really excited. But we got it done!! Yay!

Math-We were supposed to have study, but we had a math test instead. Went to the library with Hannah and Amanda when we were done.

History-More people presented. Did more word searches/crossword puzzles. Abby and I gave each other the answers.

Lunch-Ohmygawd, it was so funny because Laura threw something in Lizzie's hair. So then we started talking about it. And Lizzie's like 'I just washed it last night!' And Laura goes 'Well, so did I, but mine doesn't look like yours.' So Lizzie's like 'It's called different hair types, Laura!' So we all start laughing and I'm like 'Well, that was quite a comeback!' Then Lizzie starts giving me this lecture about different hair types. And I'm like 'Lizzie, I know.' It was really funny. Maybe it was one of those things where you had to be there. Oh! And there was a scandal. We ♥ scandals.

Religion-So we were talking but the retreat, right. [Do you remember the retreat post? It was pretty amazing.] And we're talking about this play that people preformed there, and about how the guy that got robber was snubbed by everyone that passed by. So Laura goes 'Would you have snubbed him Sister Perpetua?' And Sister P totally ignores her! So I look at Laura and I'm like 'She snubbed you!!' And Laura's like 'Sister Perpetua, you snubbed me!' And Sister P totally ignores her! It was totally oxymoron-ish. Then we finished watching that magic man movie, so we're all like 'Can we watch Sandlot?' And Sister P's like 'No. Too much to do.' So Amy goes up and puts the movie in, and starts it. Then Ashley has to scream 'Oh! We're watching it!' So Laura's like 'Shut up Ashley!' And then we couldn't watch it.

Performance of Alice in Wonderland by the 8th graders-Well,before it started, Amy put Lizzie's hair up in a pretty little bun! It looked gorgeous! But then she took it out. Which was sad. But the actual play? Can you say odd? It was just...very weird. Not sure how else to describe it. Can't you find your own way to Wonderland? We don't know where it is already! All the people were either really excited or really bored. Then near the end one of the girls came off the stage and started dancing with Mary Ellen. Then a bunch of people[Amy, Emily, Raquel, Ashley, who knows who else?] got up and started randomly dancing. And screaming, too. Laura thought someone dropped a bomb so she was like flipping out. Hannah and I were like 'Um, are you okay?' Then the principal came up to the microphone and was like 'Well! That was fun! Some of you were distracting at the end...[She glares at our entire area, our entire area bursts out laughing, she glares even more.] Anyway...' [Keeps talking, but no one listens] Then she yelled at Mary Ellen and the 8th grader that came over and started dancing. It's not even Mary Ellen's fault though, that's why it was stupid.

On the Bus-Laura and I were way crazy. Laura was like 'I bet I'm annoying everyone on the bus right now.' But it was way fun. we talked about Hp Hop Harry, and Fred, and lots of other things. Apparently, I entertain her. Good quality, huh? Lots of fun though.

Really good day. I so can't wait until Saturday!

xoxo

Today

Today me, Mary, Maggie, Abby, Laura, and I [Laura told me I had to put that] saw a failed suicide attempt. There was a car in the pond/lake thing that we drive by on the way home from school, and the door was open, there were a bunch of cops and an ambulance. Of course everyones all 'OMG!' And I'm like 'I don't see the car!!' It was really funny/creepy. It's not everyday that you see a car in the water.
Anyhoodle, I have to go watch Ugly Betty.
xoxoxo

Choosing an icon!

Don't know whether to go with:
-Where do we go from here?
-Brits rule
-British flag
-A pink Cadillac
I'm going with the Buffy one. I LOVE Buffy&The Slayer-ettes. And the rest of the cast, of course, as the Slayer-ettes are only Willow and Xander. From season 2.
I need you all to watch this because I am now watching it for the 4th time, and Ashely has prob watched it about 4 times as well! Once More, With Feeling!
So, my day...lots happened.
Homeroom-We got yelled at by...4 teachers because apparently our coat room is a mess. Then Amanda, Kelly and I talked about confiscating Nintendo's. Then Maggie made a political bash against someone else running for Student Council in our home room! Gasp! She was like "If you vote for me I promise to actually do good things, and not be a shallow preppy girl." Of course the person she was talking about had no idea even though she was like, 8 feet away. Here's the list of people running: Maggie, Macy, Alana, Kayleigh, Meghna.
Gym: Spent half the class presenting health projects. Then did stretches. Have you ever felt like a flamingo-frog-bunny-Egyptian??? Then...softball. Fun. *SARCASM LIZZIE*
Science: Did an lab looking at a leaf with Megan. Looked at a leaf. I always think its good to know who wears underwear and who doesn't, don't you?
Lunch: Confiscation sucks. And if your going to do it, don't in purple shoes that don't match your BRIGHT RED PANTS!
English: Megan and I did a page in Amy's friend book, then we started on our Rikki-Tikki-Tavi thing, with my lovely group of four, Abby as Nagina, Katie as Darzi, and Kayla as Rikki. And me, obviously, as Nag. So we had to use th characters from the story (The 4 already mentioned.), and it's set in Vegas, because Me and Abby/Nag and Nagina are getting married, with Rikki as the like guy that conducts the ceromony in the cheap Vegas chapel. And we have lovely extras!!!
Amy-Elvis impersonator(I mean, what's a Vegas wedding without an Elvis impersonator?)
Lizzie-Ron Weasly
Raquel-Hannah Montana
Greta-Marylin Monroe
Hannah-Kelly from Shoes
I really wanted to have Fred, because you guys know how I love Fred! But Abby was said no. I love Fred. But you knew that.
Spanish: Organized our binders, then got them graded. I got a 100.
Bus was fun, as always.
Well, stuff. Places to go...like California! People to see...like Fred!
I love you all, but you knew that. :] *Get better soon Ashley, because you are the best person ever! Just say you're happy now, once more with feeling!*
IT'S 10:10! MAKE A WISH!
I WISH I HAD A PONY!
(So do Fred and Buffy, my 2 best friends, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? they tickle in my tummy oh so yummy-yummy, hey you should get a best friend too!)

HAPPY SLAUGHTERDAY!!!

Happy Slaughterday everybody!
That's right loves, Thursday is OUT, and it's never coming back. (It's not Salughterhouse day, by the way.)
My day in a...Vera Bradley bag, because I don't like nutshells.
Homeroom: The usual. Talked about the Maggie-llama scandal. Wished people a happy Slaughterday.
Tesing: Math part 2. Yech.
Spanish: Had a sub, the choral teacher I think. Watched a video about day of the dead...I LOVE DERREK! HE'S FROM MICHIGAN! And he ate a grasshopper! Rahhh!
Lunch: Started out sitting w. people, then Meghna needed something, so I went with her, then ended up sitting w. other people. But the first people didn't notice.
Testing again: Math part 3. Even yech-y-er.
Science: Took notes. Lizzie pretended to be a super hero. I spaced. Lizzie and Greta laughed. ABBY MADE ME SNARFFLE REALLY LOUD!!!
hahahah
Friday, dress down tomorrow! whoo-hoo! xoxox byeee
HAPPY SLAUGHTERDAY