STEPHEN COLBERT!!!

Stephen Colbert. Great man, and one that (probably) makes you go "Huh? Col-bert?" in that American way you people have, because you have no idea of his greatness. Haha, I'm just kidding, obviously, as I'm American also. But he, pronounces it French-i-ly, so it's pronounced Col-bear. Which is actually quite hilarious because bears are the Number 1 threat on the ThreatDown. ^^^ Anyway, her has his own TV show, The Colbert Report. And it's hilariously funny. It's On Comedy Central Monday through Slaughterday at 11:30 right after The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, also a very fab show. Watch them both. Stephen used to be on the Daily Show, but then he got his own show. And it rocks, like uh, a big rock.
Any way here's the big news: He's running for president in South Carolina on both the Democratic and Republican ballots, just so you know so vote Colbert in 08! Whatever party you are, no matter what you stand for, move to South Carolina, register there, and vote Colbert! What ever it takes people. I mean hey...there's even 20 (twenty) reasons to vote Colbert in this upcoming election:
20. Dude...It's Stephen Colbert. What more do you want?
19. He has his own book
18. Who needs Wikipedia when you have Wikiality, The Truthiness Encyclopedia
17. Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle
16. He exposed the godless killing machines (ie, bears)
15. He has his own ice cream (Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream, so yummy!)
14. Perfect hair
13. Voted Sexiest New Anchor
12. Democrat is only two letters apart from demon cat
11.Within 3 hours of taking the oath he could have-
a) Found Osama
b) Shown Al-Qaeda who's boss
c) Cured AIDS and cancer
d) Fixed the health care system
e) Told global warming what's up
f) and give us the truth without liberal bias (that's all part of truthiness)
10. He plays guitar
7. He doesn't even need numbers 8&9
6. Energy Sword!
5. Voted Greatest Living American
4. He invented Truthiness
3. Stephen Junior
2. He has his own nation
1. Stephen Colbert has more patriotism in one clipped-off toenail than the entire Democratic Party put together
(Didn't make these up by the way, they are from videos on YouTube)
xoxoxo loves, I've given you a lot to think about, so think, and think long and hard. Just remember....
VOTE COLBERTOCRAT IN 08!
I mean...is there any reason not to?