LET ME SEE YAH HIPS SWING !

Hey, its Elise, Alana's sister (!!!) here at her house, and she is randomly screaming "LET ME SEE YAH HIPS SWING!"...now she went to get food!! Her phone is ringing!! Oh Dakota!!!!

Hello, it's Kristi, Alana's cousin! Ugh! Alana's phone is ringing all the time!!! Anyway, we came here on Tuesday. Gav is reading the lightning thief, an awesome book!!

Erright, it's Alana now, and Kristi and I are trying this horrible candy that sticks to your teeth. Ugh. Elise and Kristi keep commenting on my deodorant...which is kinda weird, actually. You know, it occurs to me that a lot of people are sick lately and I just wanted to say FEEL BETTER! So I hope everyone that's sick, including Elise, who just coughed on me. (No, I did not.) Yes, you did too.
Now they're hearing things. Wonderful.
Anyways, we should probably be getting back to Nana's soon. Before they all go deaf.
xxoo

Busy Like a Bee !

Everyone is here!
[Evan, Elise, Kristi, Auntie Lori, and Uncle Kirk.]
We are spending a majority of our time at Nana and Papa's house.
Auntie Kim and Gav are coming over later. And we are probably going to see Twilight later with everyone.
Again. =]
Bella's doing good, she's so quiet, but she's really cute.
Anyways, Elise wants to paint her toenails, so I have to go bring her nail polish.
xxoo

Birthdayyy

Happy Birthday Gavin!
xoxo

She Has No Sense Of Fun

Candaia is amazing. Let me just state that now. Because it really is. I'm just sad I didn't get a black squirrel. Because Mariana was right, they really are cute.
Monday- I had to get up at like 5:30. I didn't like Monday because we were in the car pretty much all day. We stopped at this underground cavern thing and it was so cold down there. Mum was talking to Gavin and Dave and she was like "She has no sense of fun" referring to me. Well Mum, I happen to have a wonderful sense of fun, but not when its like 50 degrees, and I'm getting dripped on, when you're imitating Bear Grylls, talking about the worst food he's eaten [I really don't need to know about what that part of the goat looks like], and I have to restrain myself from blurting out what the girls team had to eat after they won the shot drinking contest on Shot At Love II in order to win a date with Tila Tequila. But I have a great sense of fun. We kept driving after we left there, and we didn't get to Canadia until about 8-8:30ish. So we went to dinner in one of the restaurants in the hotel. [The view was so pretty from our hotel room! You could see the falls perfectly!] And wrestling was on! [Raw, not Smackdown.] And I felt SO smart because I was talking with G about all these different wrestlers and I was so proud of myself. Not that I actually know a lot about wrestling, but Laura is very educational. So I was incredibly happy with myself and Dave's all "Are you scared yet?" to Mum, so that kinda ruined it. But still!! [Hm. Wrestling is on tonight. I may just watch it.]
Tuesday- Stood in line for a good part of the day. For some thing where you go behind the falls and you get all wet with the water. Then we went on the Maid of the Mist and we got wet on that too. I forget what else we did that day. But it was a wet day. We got wet a lot.
Wednesday- We went to a gift shop. I got some pretty fly boxers. We....I don't remember. We went to a movie in an Imax theater. But it was a movie about Niagara falls. It was less boring than I thought it would be though. We saw fireworks! They were so pretty!
Thursday- We left the hotel at like 10 so we got home at like 11 at night. But along the way we stopped in Cooperstown, which was totally obsessed with baseball. SO Gavin and Dave went to the baseball museum [boring] and Mum and I went out for ice cream. It was so yummy! We talked about William Sledd on the car ride home. So we finally got home and we watched Project Runway, and let me just say, there was some seriously laughable garments on that runway.
Anyway, I'm busy planning a wedding, so I gotta go :]
xxoo

Canadiaaa

So I'm off to Canadia until Thursday with Mum, Dave and Gavin. I can't text though. So that's sad. I am very excited because Mariana told me they have black squirrels and wild hamsters. So I deff can't wait for that. I'll miss you guys.
Rahhhhhhhh Canadia! [&& YES it is Canadia.]
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Once in a Lifetime

So as you may know, this past week, my fabulous cousins came to visit! It was like, a once in a lifetime thing. So it was a big deal. Whenever they visit it always seems to go really really fast, which is terrible, I hate that. We pretty much went to the beach every day and played volleyball everyday too. We had out usually fabulous fun. We went to a concert Friday night and to be honest, it was soooo boring. Elise and I read through the whole thing. I honestly am having such a terrible night right now, I can't remember what we even did. But I remember that Auntie Lori loves the way I 'bop' my hair up. I remember that we got Jas wet with the sprinkler and she broke her collar. I remember Evan totally knowing all the answers stop the questions for 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?', Gav and Kristi's Martian craze, them being OBSESSED with Nintendo DS and sleeping till noon. And it was amazing, and I had a fabulous time. But right now I'm too tired to rememebr anything else. But it was pretty fabulous! Miss them soo much
xoxo

Your voice is the soundtrack of my summer

The last few days have been way insane crazy. I haven't posted in a week! That's so not me! What's happening lately:
-Had a sleepover with Gavin and Kyla at Auntie's house. Auntie let Kyla and I try on all of her shoes. It was fabulous.
-Dad got out of the hospital!
-Went to Tina and Glenn's wedding. That was fun. Tina looked wicked pretty.
-Laura's getting a Sidekick slide!
-Started camp. There are some fun people from last year. OMG AND ROSIE'S BROTHER! HE HAS A MOHAWK! He makes my day so much better.
-Changed my name in the school records. Added my middle name in there. You are so jelly.
-Going to see Paramore August 17th. So excited!!
-A bunch of people at camp keep asking if my iPod ever worked again, after I dropped it down like a 10 foot hole last year. [I know I never told you Mom, but I don't even own it anymore. I just figured you would be mad.]
-Laura and I are so upset! We probably aren't going to get to see the Soundtrack Of My Summer tour. And we're really upset because it has Metro Station, Good Charlotte, The Maine, and Boys Like Girls.
-Abbey was so right! I started the Twilight series, and it's addictive. I need the third book, and I can't wait until the fourth one comes out.
-Lizzie is traveling all over the country with Jon Jon. And um, their little doggie friend. They're coming back Wednesday.
-I've discovered almost everyone at camp lives under a rock. I started talking about Paramore, I think it was? Today and they were like 'No idea what you're talking about.'
It's been very hectic. But that's okay. I love you guys, you know that.
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Yesterday&&Today

So yesterday was fun!! Lizzie's party then Papa's.
Lizzie's- Fahbulous people. We skateboarded. Hannah fell and got a cut [she's okay]. She also ruined Laura's shoes. Greta and Lizzie are fab at Guitar Hero. I drank Dr. Pepper. Deff picture update letter when I can connect my camera.
Update!!
Lizzie takes up smoking. [Shh, don't tell] She's quite horrified as you can see.
Laura is against smoking. Obviously.
Owls are cute. ♥
Greta es muy macho. [Ha! A whole sentence in Spanish!]
Hannah loves skateboarding.
Papa's-Had a duck race, but the ducks got stuck so I had to climb up the waterfall to get them out. Auntie helped. The we talked about Saw movies and such. Then G and I slept over.
And today was ah-may-zing too!! With Dad all day.
Got an iPod touch!! Love it, it's so fierce. Really fab!!
Dad told me that he and Debbie decided that we are getting another dog! A golden, duh, in May or June. I'm so happy!
xoxoXO
[Picture update later, fer sure.]

Sigh

Really, really bored right now. Went to the pet show today with the family. Fun, you know when your trying not to get people to step in dog poo and then some crazy guy with blue hair comes over and tells you to just watch and see if anyone steps in it, so you have to pretend hes funny, even when he never in a million years would be. Or, you know, getting lost in a city that you've lived in most of your life. Or getting stuck half in-half out of a car. Or almost passing out because you can actually smell the grease on all that food in there.
Dave's out getting Mom at the airport. Haven't seen her since Monday morning. Miss her.
xoxo

My week *OHMIGOD YOU GUYS!*

My week was so super fabulous! So, you guys know that my cousins were here, from Monday night to yesterday[Friday]...yeah it sucks they couldn't stay longer, I know. :[
So, Monday night I had to stay late at school, ya know, for math, and Laura's mom gave me a ride home and they [the Fab 5, as I will now call them] were there and we were like HI!! It was fun cause then they slept over.But the next morning we all had to get up early cause Elise and Kristi came to school with me. It was fun and such. And after school we went to this really fancy restaurant for Nana&Poopah[WHOOPS! I meant Papa] 50th. It was so awesome! Elise and I got all these fab pictures! So then Wednesday we like hung out. I don't really remember but it was so much random fun. Gav slept over that nightThen on Thanksgiving we went to Nana's house and it lo0oked so good. And OHMIGAWD Nana's DBC [Death By Chocolate]? It is to die for. As the name states. We all held hands romantically sarcastically and got attacked by some Martians, with a z and an s. Then we went outside and Elsie tried to convince me I'm fabulous at soccer. [No offense Elise but you didn't do a good job of convincing me.] And that I should try out for cabaret, which all and all don't go together. Gav killed Elise though, then he started shouting 'PUT HER IN THE RESURRECTION TREE!' Then stuck a 'reviver packet' in her face. It was [all together] quite funny. We went home and watched Legally Blonde, cause I had recored it. It was all suddenly interesting to Gavin when he discovered someone was murdered and when Elle called Emmett a buttface. Then G slept over that night to. So there was like 9 people sleeping over. The next day we chilled and went to the house to finish Thanksgiving leftovers. We had to leave for Dave's sisters house thought to see Auntie Mary[SHE'S MET TIM GUNN!!], so we had to leave before the Fab 5 did.
Anyway, it was amazing, but I have to go cause I'm at fadres and I'm sick, which sucks.
xoxo byeee! ily all!
[Elise, send me the pictures kay?? Thanks!!]

Happy Thanksgiving!!

So, Happy Thanksgiving!! Rawr!
It's like, 10:42 and we are doing absolutely nothing. Except for Eliseioso annoying me[but we love her anyway]. Evanna is reading my book, Krisoggi is being small, and Gavalino is scratching his stomach cause he's not wearing a shirt. I know some weird named people huh?
Anywho, we recorded Legally Blonde the Musical [it was on MTV today, isn't that great] and it was so super-fabulous-amazing-shiztastic!! I loved it so bad. Like wicked amazing, really good. I could've seen it in person, but no...
Are you gay or European?
xoxo
caio for now cuppycakes!

Happy Halloweenie!

Want to wish you all a Happy Halloweenie! It's our job to make sure your Halloweenie/Truth-o-ween is full of Colbert-y pumpkins! Tonight I'm going out with Laura and Gav, it's gunna be funn! Anyway, got to go put my costume on. (I'm Pebbles, from the Flintstones.) And it's adorable!!
From Fred, The Happy Vampire, the rest of the crew and me...
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!

Doing homework. Sort of. Not really though.

Hellooo loverly darlings! I'm kind of doing homework. Not really though...hold on, let me do a flash card...there I did four. And listened to some music, and talked to Mariana who I loveee! Yay!
So Auntie and G are coming over tonight, and I'm super happy, and kinda tired so that could be a problem, but I'll deal. It's gonna be wicked awesomely amazing!
I want to ramble. About LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL! I am addicted, I want you all to know that! I really want to see it, but sadly, at the moment, it's only on Broadway... :( I bought the CD of iTunes though, and I love it, along with Maggie, who loves it, but not as much as me. (She's the kind of girl Warner wants! Someone serious! Someone lawyerly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!) I've seen the movie, but I have to see number 2!
G just got here! Yay!

Chilling with G

Hola! We're here waiting for Fadre to come. G just got a Jolteon...he's super happy-happy-joy-joy! Yay! G says: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay! I LOVE JOLTEON! Me: Um....yeah....

So school starts Tuesday, and we are all so excited! Yeah! *Note: that was sarcasm for those that couldn't tell.* Actually, I'm so not ready. I could live on summah forever. I mean, couldn't anyone? I think so. It's really funny because all these adults are like "So are you excited for school to start?" And I give them a look and go "Um, NO!" And they're like, "Oh? Why?" And I'm like "Oh I dunno, maybe because I'm not looking forward to getting up AT 5:30 AM!" Really. I mean, come on. and they're all "'Oh, it's not that bad!" Like when they were is school, they never complained at all.
Anywho, Auntie's here, and Dad just got here so....luvvies, byeeee! Xoxoxoxo!

Woo-pachooing 'lightly' with 'little force'

This is for my fabulous week with Gav, Kristi and Elise!!! It was sooo much fun! Especially when Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong was here! She brought all sorts of moldy cheese. (Darn you Elise! You're such a dingbat!) But being dead in the ocean was awesome: Ack Gav she died get her body! Hahaha playing volleyball was so much awesomeness! Your mum going POINT! And her threatening to sing if I didn't serve. G being 'lighting auto catcher MVP'! And him wanting to see Avada Kedavra every second. Xoldemort with an X! Haha! I love that your dad is writing a book series!
Larry Otter and the Magical Rock Of Philosophy
Larry Otter and the Enclosure of When Things Aren't Told
Larry Otter and the Captive of Ascavan
Larry Otter and the Big Cup of Burning Flammable Hot Stuff
Larry Otter and the Society of the Magic Big Bird
Larry Otter and the Not Fully Blooded Soon To Be King
Larry Otter and the Deathy Items That Are Important to This Book
I deff get an autographed copy!
Anyway, Imma (just work on saying it, ok??) miss you, a lot, so try to persuade your Mum and Dad to come for Thanksgiving! Smooches to Gracie, tell everybody I know there hi, and um yeah I think that's it! Nana says I can come visit with her some three day or more weekend...so that's yay! I want the pics, ok? E-mail them to me, or mail the disc or something... Muchas Smoochas to everyone there! Tell Kristen Marie, the 'Beloved Dingbat' (as G calls her) to remember the hugg! Luvvies, byeeee!

I want to say CONGRATS! To Xoldemort and Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong, who got married! Her married name is even longer and harder to pronounce!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to Elise! I can't wait until you come down! Gav and I went wave jumping today, they were huge! Remember that day with the huge waves and we kept blaming G and Kristi for knocking us over, that was so fun! Anyway, I have to make this short because Dad will be here in any moment! LUV YA ELISE! Byeee xoxoxo