Please, Don't Mind What I'm Trying To Say Because I'm, I'm Being Honest

Emily & yoga today.

Emily makes me think and yoga give me too much time to think about too much.

She says I have to use “I statements” and so I was thinking about that in yoga.

And I came up with way to much, in no order.

But here’s what some of it was.

I’m a mess.

I’m totally scatterbrained.

I can’t remember things.

If something happens I’ll have to think about it for a long time before addressing it.

I’ll worry about it indefinitely.

I’ll think “what if…” a lot, and that makes me worry even more.

If something happens and it’s my fault, I’ll feel absolutely terrible about it.

If something happens that’s not really my fault, I’ll find a way to look at it so that it is.

That’s a bad habit, like biting my nails, but I keep doing it.

I know it’s bad, and that people might take advantage of it, but I trust people too much.

I only really, really trust about 5 or 6 people.

I’d only tell anything to about 3 of them.

I only trust one of them more than anything.

I cry far too much.

I don’t like crying in front of people, at all.

I have cried in front of people that I wouldn’t have chosen to cry in front of.

There are 2 people I’d cry in front of anytime.

Sometimes I cry over things that people think are stupid.

I cry when I watch Rent.

But I don’t think that’s a stupid reason, no matter what anyone else says.

I hold things in.

But I’ll be honest with almost anyone, as long as they me to be.

It’s not that I lie to people.

It’s just if I don’t feel like taking about something, or I can’t talk about it I’ll brush it off.

But if someone asks me to be honest, I will be.

I don’t know how to say things some of the time.

I won’t know how to put what I’m feeling into words.

And sometimes I can’t, and that makes me really frustrated.

Especially when it makes someone else think that I don’t want to tell them.

Then I just feel bad, because of course that’s not true.

Hugs always make me feel better.

Hugs are best if the person you’re hugging is about the same size as you.

As in height, and they can’t be too thin or too heavy.

I like hugging tall people though, second best.

I don’t like being alone anymore.

I used to, but I like being with people better now.

That makes me feel incredibly silly and insecure and dependent.

I hatehatehate feeling that way.

But I do.

So I can’t stand being alone.

I feel better if I’m with someone who makes me happy.

I love these people.

Someone who, when I’m with them, it seems like everything bad goes away.

The littlest and silliest things make me happy.

Pinkie Pie?

Waffles?

Mercy Spice and Christian Holiano?

Popsicles? Especially raspberry?

They seem really silly, and people laugh.

(And call me a second grader.) =]

But these things make me smile, like a clever verse from one of my favorite songs.

I live off music.

Songs help me get through anything bad that happens.

I can have one line from one song stuck in my head that will repeat over and over, or a whole song that I’ve heard so many times it’s memorized, but either way, having something stuck in my head makes me feel stronger.

CDs are amazing.

Performances can be either fabulous or terrible.

They don’t sound the same as CDs.

Hearing something live is the absolute best though, because you can feel the bass from the song, and it’s so loud.

It goes right through you.

It seems like too much at first, but it’s really incredible.

I’m not sure how to finish this off, really, because this all seems so…unlike me.

But I was being totally honest through out the whole thing.

So, please, don’t mind what I’m trying to say, because I’m, I’m being honest.

Cartel-Honestly

Today.

Sucked.
Dad.
Don't call me and tell me not to put that.
Because it mostly did.
Homeroom- People made fun of my voice. I gave Katay her present! Lizzie made me a Twilight shirt, and it is SO cute. I found out we had health, so I ran around frantically to finish my homework. As much as Macy has told me I sound like a smoker and a guy and my voice is weird, she always helps me and thank god.
Health- My number was a negative 3. My eyes were watering so I was like, crying. Mrs Cummings sent me to the nurse, who made me swallow a pill and gave me a breakfast bar. She's pointless. Lizzie was amazed because in the video we watched, the guy was killed when she was one day old. We tried on drunk goggles. Emily's a good drunk. =]
Spanish- I cried some more. Also made some weird noises. Talked about food with Julia.
Lunch- I don't remember. . India commented on how she wished some people would stay away. I agreed.
English- SISTER P SUBBED! I LOVE HER. We didn't really do anything though. I used a lot of tissues.
Study- She made us read for like, an hour. Really unfair. I had to go to the library, but she never told us when we could switch, so I couldn't. I kept putting my head down though. Too tired.
So I kinda used about a million tissues and cried the whole day. A lot of people hugged me. And some people were all, "You sound funny." Or "I think you're sick."
Everyone is so observant.
=]
xxoo

She's 16, and she's got 6 toes on each foot !

Today. Was pretty much uneventful.
I did homework in study.
I attempted to do robotics in computer. Not really, I just asked Katay for help a lot. She told me about theater. Hehe. Emily's hair looked pretty. Talked to Julia. Tested stuff with Emma. Found a book about waffles with Lizzie. <3
Lunch was whatever.
In Spanish we watched a movie about Spain. I almost fell asleep but Amanda made sure I was awake. Then we had to do some weird Thanksgiving word thing. Ashley and I were SO amazing at that. Ahahaha, not really.
In English we worked on stories.
BLAHH. NOTHING.
whatever.
xxoo

I Know How To Say Cake In Hebrew =]

Yesterday was extremely fun!
I went to go see Twilight with Maggie, Mary. It was still amazing. Still bloody at the end. Still said the lines before they were said on screen. Still wished they made it longer. Oh well. =]
Then Maggie and I went to the mall and they got their hair straightened, and I got mine curled. By H! Who is going into the army, is from Israel, and speaks Hebrew. Their hair looked so pretty, though, and apparently I looked like a princess in mine.
We love those glasses. And you can't really see any of our hair, but that's okay.
After that Maggie and I bought some pretzels, got pulled over for speeding by a mall cop, and talked about recycling.
We went to Felini's for dinner. Maggie loved it. We learned to say no to drugs, and were told we had correct information. I don't really remember. We sent to Curiosities and met Jimmy! And his dog Aggie, who is so cute. Wendy, his wife, wasn't there though. Ahaha, Jimmy was so nice, in case you couldn't tell. He's going to Oregon next week!
But then, we went to go see Cast B of ACT do High School Musical! Finally, and they were so amazing! Katay wears lots of plaid, and argyle, and sweater vests, [FOUR were used in the whole production] but that's okay! Tori had cute jeans, Sam yelled a lot. Chessy was brilliant with the microphone thing, and Emily was really good too. Hayley was super good, and Ana was too. Pretty much everyone was. I had a cupcake. That was yummy. Maggie refused to give Marco a hug. I knew I loved her. Ahahaha, of course I do. =] I gave Conor a hug, because he sat right next to Maggie and I, and was very amused by us. You could tell by the way he kept laughing. Not even while the show was going on, just by us being us. But he was very nice, and he let me give him a hug. There was also a kid we sat near that had blue hair, who's name, we found out, was Adam. He was nice too, a bit surprised and scared looking. But he also let me give him a hug. Ahahaha, I hugged about everyone there. But sadly, we finally had to leave.
We went to Nana's to see Bella, her new dog, who I don't have a picture of yet. She's so adorable, and I promise, I'll get a picture soon.
I have to decide what to wear now.
♥ xxoo

Blah.

Nothing has happened.
School. Is. Terrible.
-I want to just say "KEEP IT POSITIVE, JAKE." Because. Well. You know.
-I've discovered most of the 6th and 7th graders are absolutely no fun at all. [Except for Sophie, and India, and Claire, because I love them.]
-Emily has tried to have me tell her what happens in New Moon.
-Macy keeps calling me and pretending to be someone else.
-Katay's hair looks really pretty when she wears it down.
I have no idea what else.
xxoo

Don't drink that, she's got backwash. Oh yeah? Well, I've got mono.

Today did not start out to be a good day. I didn't really get up until 6:45, and I had to catch the bus at 7, so I was in a mad rush to get ready before then. And I forgot flats! I was so upset. But Steph brought me some, so I didn't get in trouble thank god.
Homeroom- . I was in the computer lab typing stuff most of homeroom, but when I got back Abbey and Chessie gave me this weird High School Musical strawberry-chocolate-pop rocks thing. It was yummy. I also fell on my bum in the hallway because the flats I was wearing were so slippery. I fell like 5 times today, and people laughed at me. But Macy was nice, she helped me up.
Health- We got lollipops! Yum! Raquel said something ridiculously funny, but I can't remember what it was.
Spanish- I wanted to press the panic buton the Sister Perpetua's computer but Abbey told me not to because it would set of the fire alarms, so then I told Raquel I'd give her a dollar if she did it. But then I got scared, so I kept trying to stop her and then Raquel told Emma, and Emma just laughed. And in the end it turned out it wasn't even connected to the computer. It was just taped on. We were very sad.
Lunch- I forget. I talked to India! Ahaha we talked about shoes. I love her. Diondra bought me soda. I gave Erica and Emily little pumpkins. I talked about stuff with Jes. I have no idea.
English- Talked about Australia with Hayley. Talked about wallababies with Rachel. Nothing, really.
Study- On the way to study I kind of shouted to Erica that she was amazing and her birthday is four days after mine and she was all "Yes!" In study I wrote in a bunch of people's planners when my birthday was. Hannah drew a pretty picture in Maggie's. I talked about Twilight with Mariana. =]
Today...wasn't as bad as I thought.
xxoo
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Need a ride from the Zoo?

Today.
Homeroom- I was threatened by Mrs. Thompson. I listened to my iPod, and took an AR test. Homeroom just screams excitement.
Study- Um. I laughed at Hannah's book. Greta helped me with my Spanish homework. MARIANA IS READING TWILIGHT! I'm so proud of her! She was like "I think I'm going to fall in love with Edward."

Well, duh.
Computer- Edy and Abbey looked at pictures of Kevin's new girlfriend. I showed Katay my tights and was astonished by how pretty Emily's chart was. Computer is exciting.
Lunch- I tried to buy a cupcake, but the stupid high school kid was like "NO." She wasn't nice. Shared my lunch with Chessy, borrowed money from Diondra, stole her fries too, and gave Lizzie my change. The usual.
Spanish- Um, nothing? I honestly don't remember.
English- We took a quiz. And wrote sentences. And then I read my book. About Harry Potter. Who I'm finding quite annoying at the moment.
After school- I had to stay for yearbook, but I couldn't find it. So I found it, which was good, and the whole thing we were basically trying to figure out the yearbook cover. We didn't. Frenche was totally for the one with the tattoos, but everyone else like the blue and brown swirly one. We talked about Sister Perpetua and how much we love her. Because we do! Then once that was over, I was waiting for Maggie to come back from after school theater. It was cold out. Then I went to the library where Kelly interrogated me about Abbey and Jordyn. Which was um, not as entertaining as it sounds. Which isn't very to begin with. I just read until Maggie got out of theater, then we went exploring around the high school, like always, and we both had lollipops! I used her phone, she fell down a toilet, I laughed, she told me suspicious information, I bought her something, she managed to get it for less than the normal price, someone saw us lurking and chased after us.
You know, just like normal.
It was a nice day.
xxoo
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Today was supah flyyy!

Today was really fun! It was longish, but it was quite fun.
Homeroom- I don't remember doing anything in particular. OH we talked about how Dylan's mum and I are Victoria's Secret models.
Scavenger Hunt- Stupid. Crowded. Ugh.
SHORTENED Math-Um, did math. Boring.
Science- We were told Ms. Bordon's other class can fly.
Lunch- Superfun! I love lunch.
History- Boring. History puts me to sleep.
Religion- We talked about pressure cookers. And Emily sang Katy Perry. We also talked about illegal or dangerous activities.
Bus!- BEST PART OF THE DAY. Abby, Maggie, Laura and I are all being quite loud [what else is new] so Bry is all "Can you guys turn the volume down? " and we just give each other this look like 'Pshh, right.' So then Laura starts being even louder and Maggie's all "LAURA can you PLEASEEEE turn the volume DOWN??" THEN I guess Bry just looses it because she yells at Maggie and she's like "DON'T MOCK ME! I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A PERIOD, WHICH YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LITTLE. IT'S WHEN STUFF COMES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND YOU GET REALLY BAD CRAMPS. SO JUST SHUT UP, BECAUSE WE HATE YOU!" And Maggie's face is SO red, and Laura and I are like, bent over, dying laughing, and Maggie's all 'WELL!' But, of course, who are we to listen? We kept being loud, and, as a special added bonus, got flipped off by Bry, once again.
Ah yes. How much fun we had with that.
Of course, all the high schoolers are giving us dirty looks now. But who cares? If they just flip us off again, it would only make us laugh more. [And that's a fact.]
=]
xxxooo

My Doggie Twins!!

School today was boring. We didn't do much. I don't think.
Homeroom- Mrs Nadeau made me take my Tim Gunn shirt off! :[
Science- We played with paper towels and got all wet. Some experiment. Julia carried most of the water back and forth, because she didn't drop it. Ashley and I talked a lot, which some people wern't all that happy about. Hannah kept getting mad at Lizzie for coming over to our group, so she would drag her back over to their table, but Lizzie kept falling on the ground, because she was sitting on my lap and she kept falling off. So Ms Borden kept getting mad at us.
History- OHMIGOD, history was so productive, I finished writing in every page in Lizzie's planner up through the end of the year! So that was good.
Lunch!- Lunch is always fun. Chessie helped me with the rainbow colors! I had Abbey's tea, which was quite yummilicious, it had some thing called 'gensing' or something. I had Froot Loops!
Religion- I don't know. Kayleigh rolled her eyes. I told Julia she could be the next Oprah.
Math- Math test. Boring. Blahh.
xxoo

I ♥ PALAGIS

I have not had a day like today in a long, long time. Today was a really fun , fabulous day.
Homeroom- Grace and Katherine talked about sins and ants.
Math- Ew, it was math. Nothing exciting happened then.
Science- Brittany tried to get us to work. Julia, Ashley, and I just kept talking. Lizzie's group apparently wasn't being all that nice to her which wasn't good! We didn't do much...
Lunch- Lunch was sooo fun. Lizzie scared Claire by hugging her. Mrs. Conners and I had a lovely little chat. Greta and Lizzie talked about bunnies' and we were just all around crazy, like we usually are!
History- Um I wrote in Lizzie's planner? Emily drew on my notes? Nothing really happened?
Religion- I LOVE our class. I really do. We create...so much stuff, and we argue about it, and we don't get along, but I love them. We were talking about the stock market, and the great depression and Laura said something about jumping out of a building and Amy's like "Well, that's real positive Laura, people jumping out of buildings" or something like that, and out whole class just had a huge fight, or screaming thing, and there were threats, and there was accusations, and it's just the type of thing our class was capable of last year. And let me tell you, we really are still good at it. It was quite quite fun. :]
After school- After school we went to the play ground for a little bit, but then all the little kids came [stupid little kids!] so we had to leave and sat on the grass in front of school. But then Johnathan came! And that was just buckets of fun. He's not coming back next week! But he let us take a picture!
Hmm. Yeah.
And then I just about had a heart attack. I found out that Abbey dearest has been to Paducah. And she's been to Kentucky Oaks mall. And she's been to the Gap there.
AND SHE'S MET WILLIAM SLEDD.

[I'll give you space to get over that.]


Of course, she had no idea who he was. Go figure. So I just about died with that. I was seriously screaming, and laughing, and crying on the ground. Ahaha I'm a spaz.
It was really fun. I forget what else happened. But It was an amazing day, fersure.
xoxo

Sun Burns & Tan Lines [Mariana was right]

[Told you you wouldn't get lucky.]
So yesterday was Alana's pool party, and it was wicked rad. [Ohmigod, I sound like it's the 80s or something.] There were some pretty amazing people there, no lie, because I do that sometimes. One of them was FRENCHE [my hero] and she was amazing, she sang, kept flipping over the float I was laying on and she just shaved her arm pits for the first time yesterday, but she's afraid to shave her legs. [I promised her I would write something about her. So, if you didn't want to know about her shaving habits, blame her.] Alana got a slide again, like last year, except this year it didn't get all gross and slimy, and no one ran into the rope holding it up. Mariana and I were too tired to keep going up and down the slide though, so we just kinda were laying at the top and screaming really loudly when ever someone jumped around, because it mad the whole thing shake. Hayley and Abby kept doing it on purpose, just to make us flip out. But it was wicked fun. It was weird because we would be in the pool and then we would be like 'God, it's really cold!' So we would go in the hot tub, but after a little while in there you feel all weird, so we would have to go in the pool again. And then it would start again. I kept stealing other people's sodas. People where pretty good about it though. Elizah was just like 'Yeah, whatever.' We were all laughing at Mariana's r because the thing is...she totally skips them. Taylor was like 'Say park the car in the Harvard yard.' So Mariana's like 'Paaak the caaaa in the Haavaad yaad.' So Victoria's like 'Say picture.' And Mariana's like 'Picsha.' But we loved that. She was all 'Well, that's just the way I talk!' But the party was wicked wicked fun. Oh, and I just wanted to say...Mariana was right. I can't believe I didn't believe her before. She was so unbelievably right. I will never doubt her again. But we all got wicked bad sun burns and tan lines. My shoulders hurt so bad.
One some one *cough cough* Mariana, Hayley Katie *cough cough* sends me pictures, I'll put them up.
xoxo

Why do you have a smiley face on your neck?

So today was the last day of school! Aww I'm gunna miss everybody!! [On the bright side, I'm seeing a bunch of people tomorrow and Friday.]
Exams are OVER! Thank god! Today was the last day I'm going to see Sister P. And I really do love her. She signed my yearbook and gave me a present! Abbey had to help me read it but that's okay. The exam was easy. When it was over we all just started talking. Lizzie gave me a prett necklace. It was gorgeous. We drew all over Lizzie's pants, Megan's skirt, and then everyone wrote all over my pants too. It was pretty fun.
For lunch we went outside, because the school decided to starve us. But Abby and Megan gave me some of their lunches. Amy and Emily started talking to the high schoolers, and then flipped us off. Lizzie put another chair outside...and I got a pretty picture.

Fierce.

Math was easy. I finished in like, 45 minutes. Then I went for a walk and found Mariana. She was all worried that Senora was going to notice she had been gone for like 20 minutes. But she hadn't. So we just kinda hung out until Alana and Frenche came to get her. But then we went to help teachers move stuff. Greta, Lizzie and I had to figure out how to get a whole cart outside, like down flights of stairs. They were totally ready to push it down the stairs and I'm like 'You guys! No!'
Hmmmmm on the bus... Well I guess you could say I got my celly taken away? Laura is very motherly-ish sometimes. I was only allowed to use it if she knew who it was. She was all reading my texts and stuff. She's like 'Edy wants to know where you live.' So I'm like 'Okay, can I see my phone?' And she's like 'Nah! Later.' She's always....looking out for me, I guess?
But school is finally over....it didn't seem like today was the last day, but it is. Going to miss everyone, especially people who aren't coming back.
Love you, xoxo

Lizzie-Once I marry people, I leave them. Me-Oh, well that's nice.

Today was pretty...I have no idea how to describe today, actually. How would you describe a stretch Hummer limo+party on a boat+lots of sugar&soda+crazy people who make you laugh+dancing+yelling weird stuff to other boats+random guys who work on the boat+music+8 hours?? I have absolutely no idea!
So it's Abby's birthday party today. [Her actual birthday was May 25.] So we had to ride to the harbor in a stretch Hummer limo, because it was in another state. And I know Hummers are really bad for the environment...but I'm not going to lie. It was really cool. It fit like 16 of us, it had a bar, the ceiling lit up, there were lava lamps, which, as Miranda learned, were really hot. We were listening to music wicked loud and acting crazy all the way over. Laura got in an ice cube fight with Sam, and Frenche and I kept getting hit. It was pretty fun. Besides, you know, the time I got hit in the nose.....
Anyway. The boat was so nice! It had like a top deck, and a inside with 2 tables and a bar, and a downstairs with a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and 2 bedrooms. We were running all over the place. It was really windy once you got out there. There was a ton of random music playing, and somehow Frenche knew all of it, so she would like sing and dance, and Alana, Sara, Abby or Lizzie would come and randomly jump with her. The pictures are pretty rad, and when she sends them to me, I'll add them.
There was a guy there named Mateo, and Amy and Emily kept annoying him, but he was pretty good about it. His hair was pretty....um, well it was big. I told him about William and I, and showed him my ring, so he was like 'How old is he?' So I'm kinda thinking, weird question, but whatever. So I'm all 'He's 23.' And he's like 'And how old are you?' So I'm like '21.' And then he's like 'Oh! So you're in college!' And then I had to tell him what college I'm going to, and what I'm majoring in. Because he's going into college too. Next year. It was a lovely conversation.
And then there was Victor. He was wicked nice. Lizzie asked him if he would marry her, and he said yes. Isn't that sweet? There was also this lady who was on the boat and she was really inquisitive/creepy. She was asking Lizzie and I all these questions and I told her about Jas and she's like 'Oh! You should have brought her!' But then later? When we were having cupcakes, Miranda dared Megan to stuff the cupcake in her face, so she did, and we were cracking up sooo hard. So then Amy did the same thing, and Emily smeared some frosting on her face, and mine too. So I took the funniest pictures of the three of them, and Avery, all with frosting on their faces. It's adorable. But then Amy's like 'I need to wash this off.' So she goes upstairs to get a napkin, and the lady is like 'What?!?' So Amy's like 'Um, someone stuffed a cupcake in my face.' So the lady is like 'No! You stay away from them! This is the first thirteenth birthday I've had in 30 years, and I don't want that kind of thing happening!' She seriously spazzed. And we're all shooting each other these looks like 'What is she doing?' While Amy's just kind of like 'Yeah, whatever.'
Then Mateo gave Amy his number. His real number. Laura was like 'Wow, that's nice.' And Victor gave Miranda his. I was like 'Miranda, Lizzie's married to him. You can't have his number.' And Lizzie's like 'Whatever. Once I marry people, I leave them.' It was just weird that they were giving out their numbers though.
But it was way way fun. Like really? Drastically fantastically fierce.
If you're not going to school tomorrow, you're way lucky. I wish I could stay home. But if you are, then you are going to LOVE my hair. It's going to be really cute. Bring your cameras :]
<333
[Oh and guess what! Apparently AndrewRyan only has one shoulder, because a polar bear ate the other one. No, actually he only has one, and the other one is like, metal, because he got in a car crash. Love him.]

Don't Drink Dr. Pepper

Hahh today was really long...thank god it was Friday! We only had a four day week put it seemed wicked long.
Homeroom-Ellie was really mean again today. Hmph. We got in a tiff again. She's so mean to me this week.
Computer-ANOTHER FIRE DRILL! AHHHHH! I think we were pretty good. I stole Greta's headband. It looked pretty bangin on me. But then she took it back. Ellie's class kept giving us dirty looks. Again. They're so mean sometimes!
Science-We dissected lilies. Pretty fun. Loved it. I took Ashley's and Lizzie's flowers and put them in my pony tail! It looked pretty rad. Then Laura had flower petals in her hair and she put some in Greta's hair too and they looked amazing. But the actual dissection part was actually fun. Loved how Laura was like 'Shut up Alana!' When I clarified that the teacher was talking about the flower and not her and Greta.
Lunch-I honestly don't remember anything. No lie. Hm...I wonder.....
English-Went to the library with some amazing people. Amy showed all of us her house. Again. Megan did her word search. When we got back to class we worked on our english plays. Laura subbed in for Elizah for a little while, because she and Hannah are out again.
Spanish-WE ♥ DIAPERS! OHEMGEE SO FUNNY! Senora wore a diaper on her head, and Emily did too. [Once Hayley emails me the picture, I'll post it.] Worked on our spanish plays. Mercy Spice and Christian Holiano are in ours. Yeahhhh.
After school-Don't you dare drink Dr. Pepper! Mariana says it's really bad for you. Like, really. No lie. Hmmmm fun though. Ellie and I saw Johnathan and I told him I was a ninja and that I did karate. [Apparently, he does too.]
Fun day. :]
xoxo
And look at think pretty picture Laura made me of Jas! [Dad says he's probably bringing her Saturday, so if you live near me and want to see her call me and maybee we can make it work.]

It's called different hair types!

Ohmigod today was so...crazy I guess?

Homeroom-Everyone is all sad because one of the frogs we had died yesterday. Ellie and Taylor helped me do Greta's word search for history. We must have looked really stupid because we were sitting on the floor and every time we found a word we would get really excited. But we got it done!! Yay!

Math-We were supposed to have study, but we had a math test instead. Went to the library with Hannah and Amanda when we were done.

History-More people presented. Did more word searches/crossword puzzles. Abby and I gave each other the answers.

Lunch-Ohmygawd, it was so funny because Laura threw something in Lizzie's hair. So then we started talking about it. And Lizzie's like 'I just washed it last night!' And Laura goes 'Well, so did I, but mine doesn't look like yours.' So Lizzie's like 'It's called different hair types, Laura!' So we all start laughing and I'm like 'Well, that was quite a comeback!' Then Lizzie starts giving me this lecture about different hair types. And I'm like 'Lizzie, I know.' It was really funny. Maybe it was one of those things where you had to be there. Oh! And there was a scandal. We ♥ scandals.

Religion-So we were talking but the retreat, right. [Do you remember the retreat post? It was pretty amazing.] And we're talking about this play that people preformed there, and about how the guy that got robber was snubbed by everyone that passed by. So Laura goes 'Would you have snubbed him Sister Perpetua?' And Sister P totally ignores her! So I look at Laura and I'm like 'She snubbed you!!' And Laura's like 'Sister Perpetua, you snubbed me!' And Sister P totally ignores her! It was totally oxymoron-ish. Then we finished watching that magic man movie, so we're all like 'Can we watch Sandlot?' And Sister P's like 'No. Too much to do.' So Amy goes up and puts the movie in, and starts it. Then Ashley has to scream 'Oh! We're watching it!' So Laura's like 'Shut up Ashley!' And then we couldn't watch it.

Performance of Alice in Wonderland by the 8th graders-Well,before it started, Amy put Lizzie's hair up in a pretty little bun! It looked gorgeous! But then she took it out. Which was sad. But the actual play? Can you say odd? It was just...very weird. Not sure how else to describe it. Can't you find your own way to Wonderland? We don't know where it is already! All the people were either really excited or really bored. Then near the end one of the girls came off the stage and started dancing with Mary Ellen. Then a bunch of people[Amy, Emily, Raquel, Ashley, who knows who else?] got up and started randomly dancing. And screaming, too. Laura thought someone dropped a bomb so she was like flipping out. Hannah and I were like 'Um, are you okay?' Then the principal came up to the microphone and was like 'Well! That was fun! Some of you were distracting at the end...[She glares at our entire area, our entire area bursts out laughing, she glares even more.] Anyway...' [Keeps talking, but no one listens] Then she yelled at Mary Ellen and the 8th grader that came over and started dancing. It's not even Mary Ellen's fault though, that's why it was stupid.

On the Bus-Laura and I were way crazy. Laura was like 'I bet I'm annoying everyone on the bus right now.' But it was way fun. we talked about Hp Hop Harry, and Fred, and lots of other things. Apparently, I entertain her. Good quality, huh? Lots of fun though.

Really good day. I so can't wait until Saturday!

xoxo

Is it true you have lots of chest hair?

Today we had a field trip. You would think that would be exciting, but yeah, no. We went to go see a baseball game. And it was way boring. You don't even know. Because I for one, don't really care about baseball. Not all that exciting.
Here's what happened
-Ellie and I noted what people wore. We're good with colors.
-On the bus we were rudely kicked. Repeatedly.
-When we got there we were told there was no rowdyism allowed. We were greatly disappointed because hello? Us? We live for rowdyism.
-Scoffed at the other schools that were there that had to wear uniform shirts. we also scoffed at the co-ed schools. Ellie was like "I wish I went to a co-ed school..." And just then this guy who's pants are totally falling down walks by and like awkwardly/inconspicuously adjusts his pants. So I'm laughing and I turn to her and go "You miss that?" It was funny.
-The lines to get food Are. So. Long. And Raquel's like "Let's go in this line!" And we're like "Good idea, it's short! Yay Raquel!" But then, it turns out to be like, really slow moving. So then we're all like "Raquel. I'm never trusting you again."
-We casually strolled around. We're wayy good at that. But then we got in trouble because Ellie, Lizzie and I were just sitting at a picnic table.
-I was traumatized. Not fun.
-We took pictures!! And you love it.
He's my new friend.
Emily gets scared. Funny, actually.
Lizzie's going into modeling. She and Zac are very happy.
Then after school we got Palagi's! Johnathan was there and these girls on front of us were like "This is Johnathan, hes 23 and he has lots of chest hair." So I'm up next and I'm like "Is it true you have lots of chest hair?" He was like "Maybe."
Then we went on the playground!! We were all so crazy. Hannah was like "Look! A swirly slide!" Then I jumped off the swing, like, really high and like halfway through jumping I decided I was too tired to try and land it. So I didn't. I ended up on the ground. Greta was like "I think she's dead." Ellie had to come rescue me. So now we're even for the shoe thing. Ummm... besides that?? Hitchhiked home with Laura. As in, I got a ride with her, not as in we waited on the side on the rode. So, um, yeah.
Ugly Betty!!
xoxo

Blech

I so did not want to go back to school today. You know, after having a week off, who does??
In the library right now with Kathleen, Emily, and Victoria and we're not doing much. I'm here until 5:30, just like usual. Maggie's here today though, for cabaret practice. Cabaret is on Thursday and I'm sooo exited!! There's going to be stuff from Rent and singing nuns. It's going to be so great!! Fer sure.
Not much happened today though. The only thing I can remember was in computer when I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom:
Me- Can I use the loo?
Her- What? [Looks very confused]
Me- Can I, um, go to the bathroom?
Her- Oh. Yeah sure, go ahead.
I totally look like I have a bunch of zits on my face from the mosquito bites. It really looks bad. Mae.
Anyway, I really want to go like go for a stroll so I think I will. Except for the fact that Victoria and I just noticed 4 very suspicious men lurking outside watching the softball team. So, on second thought, maybe I'll stay inside.
xoxo

With Lizzie & Amy & Emily

So we're her at the library in Math.
We're going to see Dramafest now!!
xoxo

It's like a soap opera, only better

Kay, so I'm at Nana's right now, doing my daily blog post, and I'm dong another one late, and it's going to be fabulous!!
Homeroom- Stephadodle [that's her real name, I swear!!] got shots yesterday, so everyone was poking her arm, and then she would scream. I felt bad, and did not poke her, but gave her a hug.
History- Ummmm....we read all class. Kinda boring.
Religion- OMG I LOVE THE EASTER BUNNY! Yay!! Okay so there as some seriously funny stuff going on in Religion toay!! Here's what happened:
Me: [Reading Bible] So the fruit of [insert holy word here]--
Sister P: [She loves cutting people off.] And what is the fruit of [same holy word here]?
Elizah: [To me] Peaches.
Me: [To Elizah] Peaches?
Elizah: Why not? I like peaches.
Sister P: No! Not peaches! Julia, do they mean by fruit?
Julia: Uhhh... doing good deeds?
Sister P: Right!! Hannah, read verse 17.
[While Hannah is reading]
Eizah: I think doing good deeds is a vegetable...
Me: I love that!! It's so a vegetable!!
Lunch- Lunch was such a modern day soap opera mixed with like a bad mean girls remake, mixed with bad comebacks, Alica Keys, all the bad American Idol auditions combined and Lizzie, all crazy on her bagel w/ cream cheese. You can't get much better than that!
Mathy- We started measurements. Blahh.
Study- Luckily, 5 of us [Me, Laura, Lizzie, Amy, Emily] went to the library. We saw a book about a girl who always wanted to be a guy so she becomes one named, like, Gary or something. It's really weird. And called Parrotfish. What kind of name is that??
xoxo...My fabulous picture post will come wayy later!

The Absolutely Fabu-not Day of ME!

My fabu-not day!!
Homeroom-Apparently we had homework. Which I didn't do. Because I was sick, and I was not told. So I did it in homeroom. No big loss. Steph wasn't here today. I was v. v. sad because I wanted to see if Maggie said was true, if she really does look like a turtle. [Although I highly doubt it.]
Science-Emily and I finished our penny-question thing. And started a confusing family chart for people with skin disorders.
English-I went to the library. Got a book. Then I became a homeless person, right next to Hannah.
Lunch-I would never have guessed that violence is the answer, but hey, if punching people in the stomach works for you, they by all means, go for it!!
Spanish-All the groups presented their plays. All but one.....
Computer-New class! Kinda blah really, hate keyboarding. My computer fell asleep so fast so I set it to fall asleep every 1,000 minutes, by Greta says thats bad, so I changed it to 10.
After School-10 extra points on the mathy retake tomorrow!!
xoxo, have to go look at my pretty little designer dresses. [6 and counting!]