Yoga & God

Maggie loves yoga.
And God.
And looking up books about poo.
Ahahaha she's crazy.
But I LOVE HER ANYWAYS !

Sorry I haven't updated in so long...

I Know How To Say Cake In Hebrew =]

Yesterday was extremely fun!
I went to go see Twilight with Maggie, Mary. It was still amazing. Still bloody at the end. Still said the lines before they were said on screen. Still wished they made it longer. Oh well. =]
Then Maggie and I went to the mall and they got their hair straightened, and I got mine curled. By H! Who is going into the army, is from Israel, and speaks Hebrew. Their hair looked so pretty, though, and apparently I looked like a princess in mine.
We love those glasses. And you can't really see any of our hair, but that's okay.
After that Maggie and I bought some pretzels, got pulled over for speeding by a mall cop, and talked about recycling.
We went to Felini's for dinner. Maggie loved it. We learned to say no to drugs, and were told we had correct information. I don't really remember. We sent to Curiosities and met Jimmy! And his dog Aggie, who is so cute. Wendy, his wife, wasn't there though. Ahaha, Jimmy was so nice, in case you couldn't tell. He's going to Oregon next week!
But then, we went to go see Cast B of ACT do High School Musical! Finally, and they were so amazing! Katay wears lots of plaid, and argyle, and sweater vests, [FOUR were used in the whole production] but that's okay! Tori had cute jeans, Sam yelled a lot. Chessy was brilliant with the microphone thing, and Emily was really good too. Hayley was super good, and Ana was too. Pretty much everyone was. I had a cupcake. That was yummy. Maggie refused to give Marco a hug. I knew I loved her. Ahahaha, of course I do. =] I gave Conor a hug, because he sat right next to Maggie and I, and was very amused by us. You could tell by the way he kept laughing. Not even while the show was going on, just by us being us. But he was very nice, and he let me give him a hug. There was also a kid we sat near that had blue hair, who's name, we found out, was Adam. He was nice too, a bit surprised and scared looking. But he also let me give him a hug. Ahahaha, I hugged about everyone there. But sadly, we finally had to leave.
We went to Nana's to see Bella, her new dog, who I don't have a picture of yet. She's so adorable, and I promise, I'll get a picture soon.
I have to decide what to wear now.
♥ xxoo

Tired.

I am exhausted.

Salem was...well it's about the third time I've been there, so it was nothing new.

The bus ride there was like, two hours long. I sat with Hannah and we listened to my iPod. She was very picky about the song choice and managed to use up all the battery. I texted Lizzie and Abbey the whole ride and called Macy and Maggie. Sorry, SISTER Maggie. We were all on the same bus, and could just have easily shouted to each other. But Mrs V kept telling me to quiet down. Then she also yelled at me because we pulled into the breakdown lane and I was like "OHMYGOD, what happened?" But then I realized that the bus driver only had to go to the bathroom. So then I was like "Oh, no, he just has to pee." But I was listening to All Time Low kinda loud, so I kinda shouted it by mistake. And I got in trouble. Hehehe.
When we got to the museum...it was boring. I sat on the floor with Macy. They did the presentation. Everyone grumbled when they had to turn around. Then when you got to the part of the tour where you had to walk around I was standing with Taylor, right near this random couple. And the guy was like massaging the girls neck and we found it really really funny.Then we went to the gift shop. We took the best picture! Macy, Taylor, Maggie, and I were all wearing the craziest hats. We look AMAZING. Jordyn tried to decide whether to buy earrings or not. Frenche gave me these weird chocolate things. They weren't all that good. Hannah got taffy or something like that.
Then we went back to the visitors center. We were supposed to watch a video about the history of Salem or something like that, but I didn't want to watch it, I wanted to fall asleep. It didn't have much to do with Salem. It had to do with like, fish. And boats, and shoes. [Ugly shoes.]
After that, we were supposed to get on the bus to go back home. But the buses were like half an hour late. It was raining. And I was so hungry, and so tired, and I didn't want to deal with all of it. Elizah gave me some of Hannah's taffy, which helped. It was green and I think it tasted good, I can't remember. I kept leaning on people who were my height. They were real nice about it, they didn't care much.
Finally the buses came, thank god. Macy still called me. I was so tired, I was just kinda loopy. I was laying down, and you know, if you had to sleep on a coach bus, it wouldn't be that uncomfortable. I don't remember what happened at all. Lizzie took my glasses. And my phone. Kelly and Amanda were too curious. I have no idea. But it was lots and lots of fun.
Sorrry this is so late.
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Gee that sure screams “secret boyfriend” to me! Lol!!!

Right now. I am with. MAGGIE CARA!
YOU ARE SO JEALOUS!
And we are listening to Legally Blonde. And she is dancing around and singing.
What else is new?
And now shes doing yoga. Slash Irish step dancing.
She wants to go play a board game now. =]
We played Life.
And watch Mariah Carey on Cribs.
I have to do a blog about last weekend now.
xxoo

ELECTIONN

Barack on, as Maggie might say.
He's going to win.
Barack Obama, 2008 ♥

Legally Blonde Times 3 !

Maggie's house yesterday was superduperfunfunfun!
I went early to watch Legally Blonde The Musical, with Laura Bell[!], so we could compare it to when we saw it with Becky.

Laura Bell way so much more amazing. Duh. But that was so fun. Mary came halfway through and then we all learned the Delta Nu Sister Swear handshake. And it was just amazing, we were noticing all these extra things, like that Pilar knows the pope! And we were MAJORLY comparing to the one we saw live, and the only character we liked better was KYLE! He's okay in this one, but in ours he was so much better! [Than before...Sahree, had too.]
Then Macy, Steph, and Kelly came and we watched Legally Blonde, you know, the movie, with the original Elle, Reese Witherspoon.
And she is so funny, she's amazing too. We loved it. Macy kept like poking my side though, and then I'd like freak out and scream. So then I was just like "Steph, make sure she doesn't poke me." And Steph did a wonderful job stopping her.
Then, before watching the second movie, we went downstairs and did a bunch of random stuff. I was a lipring, Steph was god, Mary was a kind of fruit, Macy lived in a tree, and Kelly was blue. It was fabulous.
Then we went back upstiars to watch Red, White, and Blonde.
We couldn't focus. We called Chessy. Well, 'Kyle' did. He broke up with her because he found another girl. Then Chessy was like "I'm gunna eat your head." Which was sweet. Then we called her again and she told me about her Halloween. Which souned um...fun. She gave me Sam's number and then Macy took the phone and was like "we have to go, bye." Which was sweet of her. We did not really watch the movie at all. I didn't anyway, I kept closing my eyes and Macy was like "ALANA! ARE YOU SLEEPING?" And I'd be like "No, Macy, I'm not."
It was a wicked fun night. =]
xxoo
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Don't drink that, she's got backwash. Oh yeah? Well, I've got mono.

Today did not start out to be a good day. I didn't really get up until 6:45, and I had to catch the bus at 7, so I was in a mad rush to get ready before then. And I forgot flats! I was so upset. But Steph brought me some, so I didn't get in trouble thank god.
Homeroom- . I was in the computer lab typing stuff most of homeroom, but when I got back Abbey and Chessie gave me this weird High School Musical strawberry-chocolate-pop rocks thing. It was yummy. I also fell on my bum in the hallway because the flats I was wearing were so slippery. I fell like 5 times today, and people laughed at me. But Macy was nice, she helped me up.
Health- We got lollipops! Yum! Raquel said something ridiculously funny, but I can't remember what it was.
Spanish- I wanted to press the panic buton the Sister Perpetua's computer but Abbey told me not to because it would set of the fire alarms, so then I told Raquel I'd give her a dollar if she did it. But then I got scared, so I kept trying to stop her and then Raquel told Emma, and Emma just laughed. And in the end it turned out it wasn't even connected to the computer. It was just taped on. We were very sad.
Lunch- I forget. I talked to India! Ahaha we talked about shoes. I love her. Diondra bought me soda. I gave Erica and Emily little pumpkins. I talked about stuff with Jes. I have no idea.
English- Talked about Australia with Hayley. Talked about wallababies with Rachel. Nothing, really.
Study- On the way to study I kind of shouted to Erica that she was amazing and her birthday is four days after mine and she was all "Yes!" In study I wrote in a bunch of people's planners when my birthday was. Hannah drew a pretty picture in Maggie's. I talked about Twilight with Mariana. =]
Today...wasn't as bad as I thought.
xxoo
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Need a ride from the Zoo?

Today.
Homeroom- I was threatened by Mrs. Thompson. I listened to my iPod, and took an AR test. Homeroom just screams excitement.
Study- Um. I laughed at Hannah's book. Greta helped me with my Spanish homework. MARIANA IS READING TWILIGHT! I'm so proud of her! She was like "I think I'm going to fall in love with Edward."

Well, duh.
Computer- Edy and Abbey looked at pictures of Kevin's new girlfriend. I showed Katay my tights and was astonished by how pretty Emily's chart was. Computer is exciting.
Lunch- I tried to buy a cupcake, but the stupid high school kid was like "NO." She wasn't nice. Shared my lunch with Chessy, borrowed money from Diondra, stole her fries too, and gave Lizzie my change. The usual.
Spanish- Um, nothing? I honestly don't remember.
English- We took a quiz. And wrote sentences. And then I read my book. About Harry Potter. Who I'm finding quite annoying at the moment.
After school- I had to stay for yearbook, but I couldn't find it. So I found it, which was good, and the whole thing we were basically trying to figure out the yearbook cover. We didn't. Frenche was totally for the one with the tattoos, but everyone else like the blue and brown swirly one. We talked about Sister Perpetua and how much we love her. Because we do! Then once that was over, I was waiting for Maggie to come back from after school theater. It was cold out. Then I went to the library where Kelly interrogated me about Abbey and Jordyn. Which was um, not as entertaining as it sounds. Which isn't very to begin with. I just read until Maggie got out of theater, then we went exploring around the high school, like always, and we both had lollipops! I used her phone, she fell down a toilet, I laughed, she told me suspicious information, I bought her something, she managed to get it for less than the normal price, someone saw us lurking and chased after us.
You know, just like normal.
It was a nice day.
xxoo
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Abbey's Takeoverrrrr!

Hey everyone its Abbey, (or Bobby...) and I have officially taken over Alana's blog for today! Well. Fer right now anyway.... Yea ok so its 1:00 am. So what? I am a rock star! (Sorry. I'm a bit loopy when I'm sleepy.) Right now we're eating orange popsicles!

How much do you wanna bet Alana will drop hers down her shirt? $20? Good. I'm broke. ANYWAY.... we're just sitting around talking about.... random crap. OH MY GOD. SHE DIDN'T DROP THE POPSICLE DOWN HER SHIRT! I'M SO PROUD! Maggie is slurping her popsicle. Its rather odd.

I stole about 20 of Alana's CDs. Its just all so fabbydabbydoo! Well I havta go wash off my make-up from the danceeeeee (which, by the way, was SO awful. there were like 7 guys there. like. ew. and one was a total jerk. GOO GOO GA GA TO U TOO!) so byeeez!

I Want a Lamborghini Like Batman...I Want a Porche Like Kevin

Today was fun.
Granted the only few things I can remember are:
-Maggie and I singing Legally Blonde in the hallway and then being all "SNAPS! First day of HARVARD!"
-Edy and I talking about what kind of cars we wanted at the end of the day. She wants a black Porche, because Kevin Jonas has a white one, and I want a black Lamborghini like Batman, with the motorcycle and everything.
-Kayla being all "Wait, is that why salt is called sodium chloride?" And me being all "Even Hannah got that. No offense Hannah." And Hannah being all "Nope, none taken."
Um.....yeah. That's it. I don't remember anything else.
But it was a good day.

Today was supah flyyy!

Today was really fun! It was longish, but it was quite fun.
Homeroom- I don't remember doing anything in particular. OH we talked about how Dylan's mum and I are Victoria's Secret models.
Scavenger Hunt- Stupid. Crowded. Ugh.
SHORTENED Math-Um, did math. Boring.
Science- We were told Ms. Bordon's other class can fly.
Lunch- Superfun! I love lunch.
History- Boring. History puts me to sleep.
Religion- We talked about pressure cookers. And Emily sang Katy Perry. We also talked about illegal or dangerous activities.
Bus!- BEST PART OF THE DAY. Abby, Maggie, Laura and I are all being quite loud [what else is new] so Bry is all "Can you guys turn the volume down? " and we just give each other this look like 'Pshh, right.' So then Laura starts being even louder and Maggie's all "LAURA can you PLEASEEEE turn the volume DOWN??" THEN I guess Bry just looses it because she yells at Maggie and she's like "DON'T MOCK ME! I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A PERIOD, WHICH YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LITTLE. IT'S WHEN STUFF COMES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND YOU GET REALLY BAD CRAMPS. SO JUST SHUT UP, BECAUSE WE HATE YOU!" And Maggie's face is SO red, and Laura and I are like, bent over, dying laughing, and Maggie's all 'WELL!' But, of course, who are we to listen? We kept being loud, and, as a special added bonus, got flipped off by Bry, once again.
Ah yes. How much fun we had with that.
Of course, all the high schoolers are giving us dirty looks now. But who cares? If they just flip us off again, it would only make us laugh more. [And that's a fact.]
=]
xxxooo

Whoa, Unproductive Much?

So the last few days have been really busy. I haven't updated since Monday. But we haven't really done that much. It hasn't been very productive....
-I LEARNED ABOUT SNAKES!
-Chessie <3 [I dunno if I've written about her yet, she's my new favorite person, she loves Christian and Alex Evans] gave me some VERY helpful job ideas.
-Abbey and I went to the mall and we had a super fun time! Except for when that lady in Sephora pushed me over...Then she let me borrow the Paducah shoes again!
-EVERYONE LOVES COBRA! And they know Guilty Pleasure. [Well, maybe not everyone...]
-People REALLY don't seem to like letting our class go to the bathroom.
-Maggie found a really hot dead dragonfly. He's huge.
-There is suddenly an abundance of crocs. But Diondra, Lindsey and Steph hate them too.
I'm not sure what else.
Dress down day tomorrow!! And it's Friday, thank god!
xxoo

Stupid Homework

Once I finish with the Spanish book and homework I'm doing a blog post, pinky swear.
So calm down Maggie, and random anonymous person.
Stop smazzing.
=]

Maggie Almost Just Fell Off Her Chair

So I'm here with Maggie, she slept over last night, and we are having a tremendous time. Last night we watched the season premiere of Bones, which wasn't too fabulous, because Angela and Hodgins broke up. We watched Rent too, which we absolutely LOVE, duh.
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It's a cyclops cat!

Maggie's birthday party was today, and it was wicked fun. Mary remembered to come!! I totally almost smashed Kelly in the door though. So I felt really bad about that. Maggie and I acted out songs from Rent and Legally Blonde. Everyone gave us these weird looks, especially during There! Right there! But Kelly liked Bend and Snap, so that's good. We took some pretty rad pictures on Maggie's computer, and we found her old yearbook and we were totally dying laughing because almost everyone wrote 'save the boobies' because of her blue-footed booby presentation last year. We got ice cream! I was really upset that the guy wasn't Johnathan but he was really nice anyway. His name was David. [Not that we asked, or anything.] Macy spilled her Mountain Dew all over the place and got it in her shoes. Ellie asked some guy if he was going to Mexico any time soon and he was like 'Yeah.' and then he drove away. Dylan had a pretty fab hat on. Hannah and Elizah tried to roll me down the stairs in Maggie's chair.
Then we went bowling! We got to ride in the hippie van on the way there. Pretty fun. Macy was going to use my purse to steal one of the bowling balls. I was like 'Macy, no!' Haha, out team lost, and I came in second to last. [Big surprise there.] But it was fun. Apparently I need to get more excited, and not try to break the bumpers. [According to Mary.] And I need to stop intimidating Dylan. [According to Maggie's Mom.] And apparently I can raise one eyebrow. [According to Ellie.] They played either: really old songs/cheesy songs/songs no one knew/songs I sort of like. But they could have done a better job with the music. Just saying. We were like, the only people there, and it's a good thing too, because we were acting pretty weird.
Then we got back to Maggie's house and we opened presents. I would like to say that my envelope was the best out of all of them. Just saying. She deff loved it. But she got a wicked funny doodle book and it told you what the things you drew meant. Macy got all sad because she drew bread and that mean she she was feeling like, sad or something. Then she also got beading books and a lollipop. Which she said was yummy. [Shut up Ellie.] But over all? It was pretty rad. No lie.
Happy birthday Maggie! [It's tomorrow, but whatever.]
xoxo

So happy

Dad's bringing Jas down! Yay!
She'g going to meet Laura, Maggie, Nana, and Papa.
[Call if you want to meet her.]
And she's going to be here all day.
Sooo happy right now.
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Rah rah rah!

Ohmigawd, I am so tired!! Sleepover at Mary's last night with Maggie and Diondra.
And now I'm hooked on root beer. It's amazing. So we were like, hyper all night.
Watched Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and 27 Dresses.
So today is Mothers Day! Yay!
[If you are, in fact, a mother, then happy mother's day.]
Well....we have to go to Nana's now.
Really hope I don't fall asleep.
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She smells like Batman?

So yesterday was so relaxed. Well, except for math, because our math teacher likes to torture us. [She said it, not me.] We had to figure out some circle thing really fast or else she would give us more homework. Study was better than usual. We we're allowed to talk. Well, I don't know if we were allowed, but we did anyway, even though the sub kept giving us dirty looks. History we um....colored maps? Of Africa. It was just great. Lizzie and Greta decided to throw my highlighter at each other and um...yeah. We won't go into that. I kept falling on Katie's desk though when we were taking notes. She found it very annoying.
Cabaret! We had really weird seats, in the upper section, very top row in the far left corner of the auditorium. Everyone in it was wonderful though. Maggie had this lovely red sparkly dress so she stood out from all the other people wearing the same dress but not in sparkles. Amy kept singing randomly so we decided she could deff be in cabaret. There was this really cute little girl who came up to us and was like waving and trying to dance along to what the people on the stage were doing. [Which, just happened to be the dance we had to learn in movement last year. You know, the one where Maggie lost her hat privileges. Amy remembered it and started doing it in her seat.] She was really cute though. [Not Amy, the little girl.] Loved the singing/danging nuns though. Also loved how Sister P stood up when they came on stage. We kept talking and the teacher in front of us [blocking my view, mae] kept having to shush us. She also got mad at Laura and Amy because they weren't clapping. Going back to see it Sunday with Mom.
xoxo

Whoooooo

Her at the library in study. We had a sub so she sent us right away.
[Or normal study teacher is working on cabaret!]
Can't wait.
Good luck to Maggie, Kathleen, and all the loverly dancers.
Lizzie wants to leave now.
Twit.
Now she sounds like some sort of weird horse.
She says "Uh." And now she's biting her hand.
xoxo

Blech

I so did not want to go back to school today. You know, after having a week off, who does??
In the library right now with Kathleen, Emily, and Victoria and we're not doing much. I'm here until 5:30, just like usual. Maggie's here today though, for cabaret practice. Cabaret is on Thursday and I'm sooo exited!! There's going to be stuff from Rent and singing nuns. It's going to be so great!! Fer sure.
Not much happened today though. The only thing I can remember was in computer when I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom:
Me- Can I use the loo?
Her- What? [Looks very confused]
Me- Can I, um, go to the bathroom?
Her- Oh. Yeah sure, go ahead.
I totally look like I have a bunch of zits on my face from the mosquito bites. It really looks bad. Mae.
Anyway, I really want to go like go for a stroll so I think I will. Except for the fact that Victoria and I just noticed 4 very suspicious men lurking outside watching the softball team. So, on second thought, maybe I'll stay inside.
xoxo