LET ME SEE YAH HIPS SWING !

Hey, its Elise, Alana's sister (!!!) here at her house, and she is randomly screaming "LET ME SEE YAH HIPS SWING!"...now she went to get food!! Her phone is ringing!! Oh Dakota!!!!

Hello, it's Kristi, Alana's cousin! Ugh! Alana's phone is ringing all the time!!! Anyway, we came here on Tuesday. Gav is reading the lightning thief, an awesome book!!

Erright, it's Alana now, and Kristi and I are trying this horrible candy that sticks to your teeth. Ugh. Elise and Kristi keep commenting on my deodorant...which is kinda weird, actually. You know, it occurs to me that a lot of people are sick lately and I just wanted to say FEEL BETTER! So I hope everyone that's sick, including Elise, who just coughed on me. (No, I did not.) Yes, you did too.
Now they're hearing things. Wonderful.
Anyways, we should probably be getting back to Nana's soon. Before they all go deaf.
xxoo

Busy Like a Bee !

Everyone is here!
[Evan, Elise, Kristi, Auntie Lori, and Uncle Kirk.]
We are spending a majority of our time at Nana and Papa's house.
Auntie Kim and Gav are coming over later. And we are probably going to see Twilight later with everyone.
Again. =]
Bella's doing good, she's so quiet, but she's really cute.
Anyways, Elise wants to paint her toenails, so I have to go bring her nail polish.
xxoo

Absolutely Amazing Shiztastic Fabulous

So while Elise was here, we were talking about my blog, yeah, this one and she's like 'Yeah, my friend Siggy reads it, and she loves your play list. She totally loves Cute Is What We Aim For now.' So I was like 'Ohmigodd, she is amazing. I love her!!' And I'm making her a copy of both of their cds now. [By the way Siggy, if you are reading this, it's totally true, you are amazing. You should deff comment sometime.] Sooooo. On that note here is thier video for 'Practice Makes Perfect'. Shaant looks wayy wayy wayy different than in the 'Curse of Curves' video.

LOVE YOU SIGGYYYYY
xoxo

Once in a Lifetime

So as you may know, this past week, my fabulous cousins came to visit! It was like, a once in a lifetime thing. So it was a big deal. Whenever they visit it always seems to go really really fast, which is terrible, I hate that. We pretty much went to the beach every day and played volleyball everyday too. We had out usually fabulous fun. We went to a concert Friday night and to be honest, it was soooo boring. Elise and I read through the whole thing. I honestly am having such a terrible night right now, I can't remember what we even did. But I remember that Auntie Lori loves the way I 'bop' my hair up. I remember that we got Jas wet with the sprinkler and she broke her collar. I remember Evan totally knowing all the answers stop the questions for 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?', Gav and Kristi's Martian craze, them being OBSESSED with Nintendo DS and sleeping till noon. And it was amazing, and I had a fabulous time. But right now I'm too tired to rememebr anything else. But it was pretty fabulous! Miss them soo much
xoxo

Today's the day!

Today's the day!! That my fabulous cousins come from Wisconsin. Sooooo excited. So, if I don't post as much over the next few days, that's why.
<333

Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday to Elise! Omg you're coming NEXT WEEK! ♥♥♥

Right now

I'm at D&D's and they don't have any tea, and that is greatly upsetting. So anyway, we're just chilling, and Maggie is on the floor chewing on her little bone thing. I just told her she has a big head, which she does, but in the cutest possible way.

Party wasn't that, I always think it will be because there is no one my age, but it was fine. So now we're here and I'm kind of wondering if we have any popsicles, because I was just e-mailing Elise about them [Feel better soon Elise!!] so I am going to check.

xoxo

My week *OHMIGOD YOU GUYS!*

My week was so super fabulous! So, you guys know that my cousins were here, from Monday night to yesterday[Friday]...yeah it sucks they couldn't stay longer, I know. :[
So, Monday night I had to stay late at school, ya know, for math, and Laura's mom gave me a ride home and they [the Fab 5, as I will now call them] were there and we were like HI!! It was fun cause then they slept over.But the next morning we all had to get up early cause Elise and Kristi came to school with me. It was fun and such. And after school we went to this really fancy restaurant for Nana&Poopah[WHOOPS! I meant Papa] 50th. It was so awesome! Elise and I got all these fab pictures! So then Wednesday we like hung out. I don't really remember but it was so much random fun. Gav slept over that nightThen on Thanksgiving we went to Nana's house and it lo0oked so good. And OHMIGAWD Nana's DBC [Death By Chocolate]? It is to die for. As the name states. We all held hands romantically sarcastically and got attacked by some Martians, with a z and an s. Then we went outside and Elsie tried to convince me I'm fabulous at soccer. [No offense Elise but you didn't do a good job of convincing me.] And that I should try out for cabaret, which all and all don't go together. Gav killed Elise though, then he started shouting 'PUT HER IN THE RESURRECTION TREE!' Then stuck a 'reviver packet' in her face. It was [all together] quite funny. We went home and watched Legally Blonde, cause I had recored it. It was all suddenly interesting to Gavin when he discovered someone was murdered and when Elle called Emmett a buttface. Then G slept over that night to. So there was like 9 people sleeping over. The next day we chilled and went to the house to finish Thanksgiving leftovers. We had to leave for Dave's sisters house thought to see Auntie Mary[SHE'S MET TIM GUNN!!], so we had to leave before the Fab 5 did.
Anyway, it was amazing, but I have to go cause I'm at fadres and I'm sick, which sucks.
xoxo byeee! ily all!
[Elise, send me the pictures kay?? Thanks!!]

Happy Thanksgiving!!

So, Happy Thanksgiving!! Rawr!
It's like, 10:42 and we are doing absolutely nothing. Except for Eliseioso annoying me[but we love her anyway]. Evanna is reading my book, Krisoggi is being small, and Gavalino is scratching his stomach cause he's not wearing a shirt. I know some weird named people huh?
Anywho, we recorded Legally Blonde the Musical [it was on MTV today, isn't that great] and it was so super-fabulous-amazing-shiztastic!! I loved it so bad. Like wicked amazing, really good. I could've seen it in person, but no...
Are you gay or European?
xoxo
caio for now cuppycakes!

Yes, Peter Parker, IS, in fact, Spider-Man!!

So, it's Tuesday, and Elise is in the loo and Kristi is practicing Lizzie's awkward turtle thing. And now she's explaining how Harry Potter got his wand...even though I read the book. Weird. So we just came back from this really fancy restaurant celebrating Nana and Papa's 50th anniversary dinner. There was a waiter named Nick[I think so anyway] and he called Elise 'Senora' like 50 times. And called Uncle Mark 'Senora' too. So the bathroom, you walk in and it's like a mirror, so I kind of walked into it and then the second time we went in Elise walked into it. So did Nana. Its not like that in the guys room though. They must like to confuse females. Hmph.
Hi everyone, Alana has stuff to do, so I decided to write some random stuff. So, yeah. I just wanted to tell all you people at there that veal is baby cow and think of your poor dead baby cow that never got a chance to live!!!! And you're eating it for dinner. So anyway, Alana wasn't able to get out of detention which was totally unfair! But no one was especially mad. By the way, if you...never mind gotta go.
Yeah, so that was Elise, by the way, [the picture too] and uh, if it wasn't obvious, she's vegetarian, and she's ranting about veal because that's what Uncle Mark had for dinner. She like, had a spaz while drinking. So don't take it personally. Anywho they came to the academy today and it was fun!! Of course it was like, no school tomorrow so everybody was hyper and stuff. Greta wasn't there though! Sad! [FEEL BETTER NOW GRETA!!!♥] And mass was so funny cuz the bishop was taking off her church clothes and telling us about how she was a homeless person for like, a month. It was lovely. Really. :]
So we're chillin [like a villain] on Tuesday night, no school tomorrow, so staying up late [hopefully anyway]. Kristi is discovering the wonders of Spider-Man, and I'm being all huffy that EVAN[not Eric] hasn't read the comic books. Only seen the movies. Mae.
So yeah, snaps for all of you [that's right, go homeroom!].
byeeeeeeeeeee! [from Elise and Kristi too]
oh, yeah, and by the way, this is me getting run over by a car :] ^^^ up there

BOYS LIKE GIRLS!

Phwoar!!! Boys like girls rock! Love their song The Sweet Escape! I think I'm going to buy the CD later, off of iTunes. I listened to the samples of the songs, and they sound so good!! I can't wait! (In case you were wondering, I can't buy it now because it's Dave's, and he's busy doing stuff.)
By the way, I just wanted to say that Mariana is the best person ever, because she's making me a CD, and it's so totally awesome!
AAAAAAA I JUST BOUGHT THE CD AND I'M LISTENING TO IT NOW! LET'S SING!
Paper bags and plastic hearts
Our belongings in shopping carts
It's good-bye
But we've got one more night
Lets get drunk and drive around
And make peace with this empty town
We can make it right
Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
Won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight!
I am in love with that song! And I'm loving the other ones too. That's my ring tone by the way.^ The Great Escape. So whenever someone calls me they are like, "Why do you never answer you're phone?" And I'll be like hehe. I'm cah-ray-zee like that.
Here's my day:
Art-"SHE WON'T ANSWER ME!" It's okay Amy. Don't worry about it. And I still don't think Lizzie is. Lizzie's the bomb.
History-Had Mrs. V. Did nothing, really.
Math-Sub. Math test. Maybe I didn't fail.
Religion-I LOVE AMY'S DANCE! M to the A to the R and the Y!
Okay: Here's the deal.
1.Go listen to the song.
2.I don't know if you read this, but if you do, I don't know why you are being so mean. I'm not trying to get in the middle of it, but it makes me sick. So please please stop. You know who you are.
3.Mariana is the bomb! As I said up there. Just restating. (Feel free to make me a CD of stuff I want/need and I'll say your the bomb too.)
4.Greta's right. http://greta9thebloggg.blogspot.com/ Save the pandas. And the Polar Bears. And those gorillas we read about in history.
5.Thanks for the pictures Elise. You are the best!!
6.YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BRAKE UP! "Brake? That's in your car dummy!"
Well loveys, Mum just go home so I have to go! oxoxoxox byee loves

Ello

Ello lovely mates. Whoever you happen to be. Right, jolly, let's get started.
So school is starting. Yeah, It's great. See, my loverly Mum is the most fab thing ever (really), because she has bought me a marv backpack/messenger/bag type thing for school. And it really is gorgey...I would show you but my prat blog (no offence) won't let me paste the link. But, whoever you are, if I know you, you are guaranteed to see it. (Elise I can show you when you come for the killing of the Turkeys...you are coming right...?) I am also now in possession of three lovely new pairs of shoes! Yay! So...yah. I need to find my Spanish workbook though, and finish the Catherine Called Idiotic Birdy. It's terrible.
Hahaha, I just read that in Britain, the Emergency Room (ER) is called the A&E (Accident & Emergency), so what if someone from Britain came up to an American person and was like 'I had to go to AE and the other person would be like 'Awesome' (They were thinking American Eagle.) and the injured Britain would be like 'Um huh?' I'm sorry random thought...

Yeah, so...It's 1:35...Dave is making dinner(lunch)..and um, I'm gunna go eat it, so...cheerio!

Woo-pachooing 'lightly' with 'little force'

This is for my fabulous week with Gav, Kristi and Elise!!! It was sooo much fun! Especially when Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong was here! She brought all sorts of moldy cheese. (Darn you Elise! You're such a dingbat!) But being dead in the ocean was awesome: Ack Gav she died get her body! Hahaha playing volleyball was so much awesomeness! Your mum going POINT! And her threatening to sing if I didn't serve. G being 'lighting auto catcher MVP'! And him wanting to see Avada Kedavra every second. Xoldemort with an X! Haha! I love that your dad is writing a book series!
Larry Otter and the Magical Rock Of Philosophy
Larry Otter and the Enclosure of When Things Aren't Told
Larry Otter and the Captive of Ascavan
Larry Otter and the Big Cup of Burning Flammable Hot Stuff
Larry Otter and the Society of the Magic Big Bird
Larry Otter and the Not Fully Blooded Soon To Be King
Larry Otter and the Deathy Items That Are Important to This Book
I deff get an autographed copy!
Anyway, Imma (just work on saying it, ok??) miss you, a lot, so try to persuade your Mum and Dad to come for Thanksgiving! Smooches to Gracie, tell everybody I know there hi, and um yeah I think that's it! Nana says I can come visit with her some three day or more weekend...so that's yay! I want the pics, ok? E-mail them to me, or mail the disc or something... Muchas Smoochas to everyone there! Tell Kristen Marie, the 'Beloved Dingbat' (as G calls her) to remember the hugg! Luvvies, byeeee!

I want to say CONGRATS! To Xoldemort and Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong, who got married! Her married name is even longer and harder to pronounce!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to Elise! I can't wait until you come down! Gav and I went wave jumping today, they were huge! Remember that day with the huge waves and we kept blaming G and Kristi for knocking us over, that was so fun! Anyway, I have to make this short because Dad will be here in any moment! LUV YA ELISE! Byeee xoxoxo

6:13 AM

Yes, its 6:13 in the morning. Why am I awake? That's a good question. Its actually because of SSC (Not the real name, I actually just made it up. You don't really wanna know what it stands for).
I'm not original, so I'm stealing Leena's toast idea. she said I could so its not exactly stealing, but still. So, shall we begin? (No particular order by the way.)

Leena gets a toast because they were her idea in the first place. Also because even though every once in a while 'If Mama Was Married' goes through my head, she still is ah-may-zing! Dancing to 'Step Into The Bad Side' while Maggie and Macy were trying to film was so much fun!

Okay, Mariana Elizabeth Lynn Tzitzouris definitely needs a toast! Totally! She is so much fun, and although she had a broken leg its fixed now, so we can go back to making bra chandeliers! You and Elizabeth have the kiss of death! Yay Mariana!!!

Empy rocks. She is awesomely funny and if you give her a lot of sugar and a bag of skittles, she can do anything. Hey sexy! Hahaha flirting with random guys, so much fun! We love you because you're Empyliciousdef!

Frenche is getting a toast just because shes Frenche. She's our dying rooster freight train, but we still love her, her TUBE SOCKS and her *ahem* helpful information *cough cough*!

Maggie needs a toast! Lady Jane is our entertainment value, makes us laugh as much as a rerun of 'My Name Is Earl', but without the cost of cable. Even if we can't decide if the Pope puts the nuns or the Muslims on rock rock, we still love you Maggie!

Chandler haven't done her, she needs a toast too! Chandler is leaving! No don't do it Chandler! We love you to much for you to go because you are so funny!

My name stealer needs a toast! Alana gets a definite toast just because her name is Alana, because people named Alana rock. And because of singing the suicide song! I love that! Yay Alana! Remember the Alana pages!

Ashley and her fabby earrings are getting a toast! (Sorry about having to share a toast with your earring's.) Ashley has the best earrings ever. I love them. Plus shes super funny and awesome!!! YAY ASHLEY!!!

Megan is getting a toast because I love Megan. Shes so funny and stuff like that. Like stuff you wouldn't even think was funny. KIM LOVES MALFOY! MGM! We luv you!

Amy is getting a toast because oh giving some of us lovely health nicknames! And for helping us distinguish that Kim is, in fact Chinese! Yay Amy! (I know it was you pretending to be the ice cream place Amy! Believe me, I know!)

Emma! Friends since were were 4! Sleepovas every weekend you are over! Um I think your birthday is this month so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Can't wait to see you!

Elise needs a toast! Oh my god Elise, I can't wait until August! Remember running around your house at night shooting your brother! So much fun! Give Gracie a kiss for me! xoxoxo luv ya!

Rainer and Callan need toasts because of the Scandinavian neon-orange bird poo in the shape of a old car and the white rotting crab-apple from the invisible pear tree!

Chloe, Rosie, and Ana because we love Twinkie! Yay! You guys are so funny! And the axe spray that doesn't work! Maybe we should have sprayed it on a guy and not a tree though...

Jenn for the thing with the backpack, that was sooo funny! And for being all 'Up yours Miss Laura!' Hahaha so funny! YAY!

I know I forgot a ton of people, but this post would be wayy long if I did them all! (But you know I love you all!) I shall toast to you all sometime in the future! xoxoxo Byee!
Special thanks to Mariana for helping with most of these and never being like "Alana, shut up. It's your own blog do it by yourself, you dirrty hobo." I luv you Mariana!