It's too early

Laura's birthday party was Saturday night, and it was a sleepover, and it was wicked fun! Wait, scratch that, it was a pool party. Sorry. Frenche got a pretty new bathing suit for it too. It was quite cute, actually. Although, her skirt was a bit too short. We had a pretty amazing pizza, like 28 inches of it, but the pizza guy dropped it, so we got a new one. Sammy absolutely LOVES Frenche, more than you know. But then again, maybe he loves Greta even more. Wayyy more. Ew. Gag me with a spoon. He's fabulous though. We went for a fun little walk. Frenche and I skipped around, and we all sang pretty obnoxiously. Lizzie ran through the sprinkler, and Megan showed us her scar. Then Laura opened her presents and she got a pretty purse and a gorgeous scarf and a ton of iTunes gift cards, that lucky duck. So then we went and watched a movie. I really don't remember what happened. But Lizzie and I decided it wasn't very good. But I forget what it was. Oh well. Then we pretty much like sat around and talked alot and people kept falling asleep. We tried playing truth at one point, with only four of us, but nobody had like any good questions. So that ended fast. Then at 1:00 Megan went and sat in a corner for like half an hour to talk to Shawn. So that was nice. [He's taking her to the Paramore concert.] So then we had to go to sleep because Lizzie and I were the only two awake and we were told to go to sleep. Then all of a sudden Frenche wakes up and says something along the lines of 'I peed on the pizza.' And we bust out laughing. Because it was so Fenche. So then we got up like first, I couldn't sleep and we saw Laura's piggy clock! That was funny. So we were just chilling until everybody else got up. [Hannah fixes her hair in her sleep!] And once they did everyone pretty much just sat around. Lizzie kept hitting me and Frenche was like 'It's too early for that!' Apparently, it's too early for lots of things at 8:30 am. Then we went on iTunes! and Laura bought the newest iPod touch update, which she is going to tell me if it's worth buying or not. I discovered an amazing new band, The Mission District. They ♥ dinosaurs!

And here's one of their songs! Fabulous!

They are amazing. I also have some lovely notes on my iPod I was told to share with you. Frenche's:
Hii it's like Frenche and I'm here with you right now, and we are having a super amazing time and we are watching gay kids sing on tv and it is quite an experience that I like a lot and spell check is getting on my nerves so I'm gunna go...alright well bye! Love you lots Frenche xoxoxoxo
Lizzie's:
Alana I luv yu yay I'm here at Laura's party and it turned out that my iPod was right next to yur head AMAZINGGG right ya know I'm watching a retarded show and Frenche is all like I PEED ON THE PIZZA and i was like yayyyyy!
I'm pretty sure that's Lizzie anyway. She didn't put her name. But they are really good at run on sentences, are they not? They are amazing though. Umm, I dunno what else, but it was lot's very fun!
xoxo
[I'll update about my week laterr.]

It's called different hair types!

Ohmigod today was so...crazy I guess?

Homeroom-Everyone is all sad because one of the frogs we had died yesterday. Ellie and Taylor helped me do Greta's word search for history. We must have looked really stupid because we were sitting on the floor and every time we found a word we would get really excited. But we got it done!! Yay!

Math-We were supposed to have study, but we had a math test instead. Went to the library with Hannah and Amanda when we were done.

History-More people presented. Did more word searches/crossword puzzles. Abby and I gave each other the answers.

Lunch-Ohmygawd, it was so funny because Laura threw something in Lizzie's hair. So then we started talking about it. And Lizzie's like 'I just washed it last night!' And Laura goes 'Well, so did I, but mine doesn't look like yours.' So Lizzie's like 'It's called different hair types, Laura!' So we all start laughing and I'm like 'Well, that was quite a comeback!' Then Lizzie starts giving me this lecture about different hair types. And I'm like 'Lizzie, I know.' It was really funny. Maybe it was one of those things where you had to be there. Oh! And there was a scandal. We ♥ scandals.

Religion-So we were talking but the retreat, right. [Do you remember the retreat post? It was pretty amazing.] And we're talking about this play that people preformed there, and about how the guy that got robber was snubbed by everyone that passed by. So Laura goes 'Would you have snubbed him Sister Perpetua?' And Sister P totally ignores her! So I look at Laura and I'm like 'She snubbed you!!' And Laura's like 'Sister Perpetua, you snubbed me!' And Sister P totally ignores her! It was totally oxymoron-ish. Then we finished watching that magic man movie, so we're all like 'Can we watch Sandlot?' And Sister P's like 'No. Too much to do.' So Amy goes up and puts the movie in, and starts it. Then Ashley has to scream 'Oh! We're watching it!' So Laura's like 'Shut up Ashley!' And then we couldn't watch it.

Performance of Alice in Wonderland by the 8th graders-Well,before it started, Amy put Lizzie's hair up in a pretty little bun! It looked gorgeous! But then she took it out. Which was sad. But the actual play? Can you say odd? It was just...very weird. Not sure how else to describe it. Can't you find your own way to Wonderland? We don't know where it is already! All the people were either really excited or really bored. Then near the end one of the girls came off the stage and started dancing with Mary Ellen. Then a bunch of people[Amy, Emily, Raquel, Ashley, who knows who else?] got up and started randomly dancing. And screaming, too. Laura thought someone dropped a bomb so she was like flipping out. Hannah and I were like 'Um, are you okay?' Then the principal came up to the microphone and was like 'Well! That was fun! Some of you were distracting at the end...[She glares at our entire area, our entire area bursts out laughing, she glares even more.] Anyway...' [Keeps talking, but no one listens] Then she yelled at Mary Ellen and the 8th grader that came over and started dancing. It's not even Mary Ellen's fault though, that's why it was stupid.

On the Bus-Laura and I were way crazy. Laura was like 'I bet I'm annoying everyone on the bus right now.' But it was way fun. we talked about Hp Hop Harry, and Fred, and lots of other things. Apparently, I entertain her. Good quality, huh? Lots of fun though.

Really good day. I so can't wait until Saturday!

xoxo

Can you say new best friend?

I LOVE HIP HOP HARRY!
When I say hip hop, you say Harry!

Ohmigod.
Seriously?
I love him.
No lie.
Hannah can do the dance too.
It's pretty amazing.
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BAM!! BAM! BAM. bam. bam.....

Haaaaaaa today was fun.
Homeroom-Ellie remembered something! So proud of her!
Math-Well that wasn't fun, that's fersure. We don't get it. At all.
Study-Went to the library with Lizzie. Um, boring. We can't talk, so why would it be good?
History-Presentations all class. Some people were wonderful, some were horrible, and some just get nervous and play with their hair. [No names.]
Religion-You know what? I think that sometimes? People grab their lunches a bit too violently. But that's just me. Just saying. We watched that boring magical man movie again. Sister P said we had to because it was a 'library movie' and it is due tomorrow.
Bus-Laura and I shot stuff. Like 'BAM BAM!' But then we realized we could be setting a bad example for other kidses, and that when they grow up, they might think that they could shoot the kids with real guns. [By the way, I bet you didn't know that we love Fred!]
Hmm.....not much else. We totally were quoting Fred the rest of the bus ride.
Here's his video where he shoots other kidses. [Fred goes to the park.]

xoxo

Hmm!

Alright so. Today.
Homeroom- Um..nothing much? Just kinda wandered around. Julia broke her foot jumping on a trampoline, so we had a lovely chat about that. [Her foot, not the trampoline.]
Spanish- Talked about the Spanish project.
Computer-Looked at really ugly laptops. Gross.
Science-Notes.
English-We worked on our story/play Here are our characters:
Fred-Played by me
William-Played by Katie
Sister P-Played by Elizah
Oprah-Played by Hannah
Lizzie-Played by Lizzie [obv.]
We all go to the zoo. It's amazing. Really.
Thats....pretty much it.
Oh. By the way. This is my new best friend. You know, besides all my other best friends. His name is AndrewRyan. He lives in Alaska and shoots polar bears.

xoxo

Aw!

New pictures of the puppies!
They are so cute!
And so big!
[[9 days]]
So today....hm, well, nothing really happened. In religion I showed Sister P the picture of my puppy and she was like "Oh! She's so cute!" Then she looks at it a little bit and goes "It's a bit fat." And I'm like "Yeah, well they just started eating dog food." And Hannah's like "Yeah! So their bloated!"
Hmmm. Not much happened during the day, but after school we saw Johnathan again and Lizzie was all upset because the sign changed from tiger's blood to watermelon. He wouldn't tell her what his new mood was so she was all upset.
Other than that....ohemgee, I seriosly can't remember. I have memory problems. And Ellie isn't helping, because she does too.
But, not like, in a bad way.
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Is it true you have lots of chest hair?

Today we had a field trip. You would think that would be exciting, but yeah, no. We went to go see a baseball game. And it was way boring. You don't even know. Because I for one, don't really care about baseball. Not all that exciting.
Here's what happened
-Ellie and I noted what people wore. We're good with colors.
-On the bus we were rudely kicked. Repeatedly.
-When we got there we were told there was no rowdyism allowed. We were greatly disappointed because hello? Us? We live for rowdyism.
-Scoffed at the other schools that were there that had to wear uniform shirts. we also scoffed at the co-ed schools. Ellie was like "I wish I went to a co-ed school..." And just then this guy who's pants are totally falling down walks by and like awkwardly/inconspicuously adjusts his pants. So I'm laughing and I turn to her and go "You miss that?" It was funny.
-The lines to get food Are. So. Long. And Raquel's like "Let's go in this line!" And we're like "Good idea, it's short! Yay Raquel!" But then, it turns out to be like, really slow moving. So then we're all like "Raquel. I'm never trusting you again."
-We casually strolled around. We're wayy good at that. But then we got in trouble because Ellie, Lizzie and I were just sitting at a picnic table.
-I was traumatized. Not fun.
-We took pictures!! And you love it.
He's my new friend.
Emily gets scared. Funny, actually.
Lizzie's going into modeling. She and Zac are very happy.
Then after school we got Palagi's! Johnathan was there and these girls on front of us were like "This is Johnathan, hes 23 and he has lots of chest hair." So I'm up next and I'm like "Is it true you have lots of chest hair?" He was like "Maybe."
Then we went on the playground!! We were all so crazy. Hannah was like "Look! A swirly slide!" Then I jumped off the swing, like, really high and like halfway through jumping I decided I was too tired to try and land it. So I didn't. I ended up on the ground. Greta was like "I think she's dead." Ellie had to come rescue me. So now we're even for the shoe thing. Ummm... besides that?? Hitchhiked home with Laura. As in, I got a ride with her, not as in we waited on the side on the rode. So, um, yeah.
Ugly Betty!!
xoxo

The magic is mirrical!! [No, Lizzie, it's not.]

Today was like seriously....well, everybody was a bit out of it.
Homeroom- Lizzie and Hannah came down to my homeroom with Lizzie's old yearbook, and we totally had a fahbulous time looking at it. India, Margie, and Tori were in it. Along with some wonderful other people, like the guy with the pink mohawk [HE SHAVED IT OFF!!]
Study- Did homework. Went to the library. Blah.
History- Um...we worked on our Africa maps, and took a test. She moved our seats for the test because she 'didn't trust us'.
Religion- Sister P called me 'toots'. I found this quite hilarious.
Math- We review irregular shapes. Gag me with a spoon. We also did a worksheet, and Megan and I did a really good job on it.
After school- Lizzie is convinced that mirrors are magical. Because you can see yourself in them....? We also talked to Johnathan, the Palagis guy. Abbey's in love with him.
Fun fun fun. :]
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Yesterday&&Today

So yesterday was fun!! Lizzie's party then Papa's.
Lizzie's- Fahbulous people. We skateboarded. Hannah fell and got a cut [she's okay]. She also ruined Laura's shoes. Greta and Lizzie are fab at Guitar Hero. I drank Dr. Pepper. Deff picture update letter when I can connect my camera.
Update!!
Lizzie takes up smoking. [Shh, don't tell] She's quite horrified as you can see.
Laura is against smoking. Obviously.
Owls are cute. ♥
Greta es muy macho. [Ha! A whole sentence in Spanish!]
Hannah loves skateboarding.
Papa's-Had a duck race, but the ducks got stuck so I had to climb up the waterfall to get them out. Auntie helped. The we talked about Saw movies and such. Then G and I slept over.
And today was ah-may-zing too!! With Dad all day.
Got an iPod touch!! Love it, it's so fierce. Really fab!!
Dad told me that he and Debbie decided that we are getting another dog! A golden, duh, in May or June. I'm so happy!
xoxoXO
[Picture update later, fer sure.]

Bowling in the 80's [Well, almost]

My fierce, fabulous and flawless day!
Homeroom-Ellie buys me candy. She's amazing!!
Robotics Meeting [Gag me with a spoon]-I'm with Maggie and Maddie and we are doing Chile! I ♥♥♥ Incas and their bloody hearts.
Study-Library with Amy and Hannah. Saw Maggie, and printed excessively.
Talk in Cafeteria-Um, I think we got in trouble, but I'm not sure because we like, missed the whole thing.
History-Not much here. :]
Bus-Ewwww, conjoined candy tastes so bad!!
Bowling-God, I hate bowling. Lizzie had to practicly drag be up there every time. Had people bowl for me if I didn't feel like it. The music they played here was so bad. And the music videos?? Don't even get me started. Let's just say there was Thriller, and people knew the dance.
Bus back-Texted. iPod. Waved to people. Didn't get flipped off this year.
School-Showed Hannah her blog post, Steph drew pictures of me on the board.
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Hannah Elizabeth

I love this girl. She is ah-may-zing.
Isn't she great??
xoxo

The Absolutely Fabu-not Day of ME!

My fabu-not day!!
Homeroom-Apparently we had homework. Which I didn't do. Because I was sick, and I was not told. So I did it in homeroom. No big loss. Steph wasn't here today. I was v. v. sad because I wanted to see if Maggie said was true, if she really does look like a turtle. [Although I highly doubt it.]
Science-Emily and I finished our penny-question thing. And started a confusing family chart for people with skin disorders.
English-I went to the library. Got a book. Then I became a homeless person, right next to Hannah.
Lunch-I would never have guessed that violence is the answer, but hey, if punching people in the stomach works for you, they by all means, go for it!!
Spanish-All the groups presented their plays. All but one.....
Computer-New class! Kinda blah really, hate keyboarding. My computer fell asleep so fast so I set it to fall asleep every 1,000 minutes, by Greta says thats bad, so I changed it to 10.
After School-10 extra points on the mathy retake tomorrow!!
xoxo, have to go look at my pretty little designer dresses. [6 and counting!]

Your skirt looks like a MAXI-PAD!

That's how much we love Tim Gunn. That's the quote that we've used all day, and the response is "On yeah? Well, your bra looks like an ancient slingshot." Like I said, we love Tim!
So today was v. v. fun I suppose. Besides the whole, you know, ''school' part.
Art- Only 3 art classes left! Awww! Anyhoodle, I did the skirt and painted my person today. But she falls over with the head on...which is sort of a problem. Hey, I bet you didn't know that using grey makes something looks 'sophisticated' and 'like it was done by an older person.' Mhm it's soooo true.
History- We did our maps, only I was done so Hannah Elizabeth and I did health homework! Ohmigawd, fun right?? [Sarcasm, for those of you that didn't get that.] Then we talked about point[less/ful] history day!
Religion- We stared on out conversion plays. My group is so...nice. Let's go with nice. It's a good adjective. Then Edy attacked me, because I asked if anyone thought Joe Jonas looked like a chicken [Greta thought so]. More eventful than usual. Surprisingly.
Math- Math was...mathy. We got separated. It was all very psychologist-y. With a dash of guidance counselor.
Anyhoodle, Laura sent me this video and I love it!

Carry on...

Today was ohmigawd!!!

Wait until you hear-or maybe you already did, because it was on the RADIO BABY!! Oh yeah!!
Anyway, so we had one exam today, on 4 [because it was 2-4] and there was a FIRE DRILL. At the beginning of the history exam. So on the one hand, why do it at the beginning of the exam, but on the other hand the nurse wasn't like, moving to leave. So we couldn't figure out what was going on. We all [except for high school] went out to the gym and sat there. A little while later they told us that there was one of those old thermometers, the kind with mercury in it, you know? And the nurse dropped it on the floor. Our exam is going to be when we get back from vacation, and we can't go back in the building to get out stuff. Thats right, its December, our coats are in there, some people have iPods, cellys, and a key to their house thats inside there. Also, some people had their books for their exams tomorrow in there. I had my purse but some people were so mad, because they didn't have theirs. And apparently, this spill thing happened two hours before we evacuated, and it's quite obvious that the principal went back into the building because she was wearing a coat, to rub it in everyones face that didn't have one, that she wasn't wearing before. So people did the following things to make up for all this:
Laura called the tip line for NBC10.
Amy was fake-hyperventilating.
Lizzie was being surprised.
Hannah Elizabeth was attempting to high-five with people.
Greta was busy tying to get her shoes back, since people kept taking them off.
Emily was yelling at the fourth graders.
I, on the other hand was convinced that the ghost of Anna-Nicole Smith was harassing us, and kept shouting 'STOP IT Anna-Nicole!!'
So we must continue with life. Without coats, without books, exams tomorrow [English and Spanish], the ghost of Anna-Nicole Smith still haunting us. *Sigh.*
Ah well! Laura is here and we have some Spanish to study.
Adios!!!
[That's right, we are so going to pass.] [Not!]


These are Greta's pretty shoes, that everyone loves and that I desperately want. ♥

Choosing an icon!

Don't know whether to go with:
-Where do we go from here?
-Brits rule
-British flag
-A pink Cadillac
I'm going with the Buffy one. I LOVE Buffy&The Slayer-ettes. And the rest of the cast, of course, as the Slayer-ettes are only Willow and Xander. From season 2.
I need you all to watch this because I am now watching it for the 4th time, and Ashely has prob watched it about 4 times as well! Once More, With Feeling!
So, my day...lots happened.
Homeroom-We got yelled at by...4 teachers because apparently our coat room is a mess. Then Amanda, Kelly and I talked about confiscating Nintendo's. Then Maggie made a political bash against someone else running for Student Council in our home room! Gasp! She was like "If you vote for me I promise to actually do good things, and not be a shallow preppy girl." Of course the person she was talking about had no idea even though she was like, 8 feet away. Here's the list of people running: Maggie, Macy, Alana, Kayleigh, Meghna.
Gym: Spent half the class presenting health projects. Then did stretches. Have you ever felt like a flamingo-frog-bunny-Egyptian??? Then...softball. Fun. *SARCASM LIZZIE*
Science: Did an lab looking at a leaf with Megan. Looked at a leaf. I always think its good to know who wears underwear and who doesn't, don't you?
Lunch: Confiscation sucks. And if your going to do it, don't in purple shoes that don't match your BRIGHT RED PANTS!
English: Megan and I did a page in Amy's friend book, then we started on our Rikki-Tikki-Tavi thing, with my lovely group of four, Abby as Nagina, Katie as Darzi, and Kayla as Rikki. And me, obviously, as Nag. So we had to use th characters from the story (The 4 already mentioned.), and it's set in Vegas, because Me and Abby/Nag and Nagina are getting married, with Rikki as the like guy that conducts the ceromony in the cheap Vegas chapel. And we have lovely extras!!!
Amy-Elvis impersonator(I mean, what's a Vegas wedding without an Elvis impersonator?)
Lizzie-Ron Weasly
Raquel-Hannah Montana
Greta-Marylin Monroe
Hannah-Kelly from Shoes
I really wanted to have Fred, because you guys know how I love Fred! But Abby was said no. I love Fred. But you knew that.
Spanish: Organized our binders, then got them graded. I got a 100.
Bus was fun, as always.
Well, stuff. Places to go...like California! People to see...like Fred!
I love you all, but you knew that. :] *Get better soon Ashley, because you are the best person ever! Just say you're happy now, once more with feeling!*
IT'S 10:10! MAKE A WISH!
I WISH I HAD A PONY!
(So do Fred and Buffy, my 2 best friends, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? they tickle in my tummy oh so yummy-yummy, hey you should get a best friend too!)