Happy Thanksgiving

I was supposed to be at Nana's 8 minutes ago.
Ahh well.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Maybe I'll change shoes?
Hmm.
xxoo

LET ME SEE YAH HIPS SWING !

Hey, its Elise, Alana's sister (!!!) here at her house, and she is randomly screaming "LET ME SEE YAH HIPS SWING!"...now she went to get food!! Her phone is ringing!! Oh Dakota!!!!

Hello, it's Kristi, Alana's cousin! Ugh! Alana's phone is ringing all the time!!! Anyway, we came here on Tuesday. Gav is reading the lightning thief, an awesome book!!

Erright, it's Alana now, and Kristi and I are trying this horrible candy that sticks to your teeth. Ugh. Elise and Kristi keep commenting on my deodorant...which is kinda weird, actually. You know, it occurs to me that a lot of people are sick lately and I just wanted to say FEEL BETTER! So I hope everyone that's sick, including Elise, who just coughed on me. (No, I did not.) Yes, you did too.
Now they're hearing things. Wonderful.
Anyways, we should probably be getting back to Nana's soon. Before they all go deaf.
xxoo

Busy Like a Bee !

Everyone is here!
[Evan, Elise, Kristi, Auntie Lori, and Uncle Kirk.]
We are spending a majority of our time at Nana and Papa's house.
Auntie Kim and Gav are coming over later. And we are probably going to see Twilight later with everyone.
Again. =]
Bella's doing good, she's so quiet, but she's really cute.
Anyways, Elise wants to paint her toenails, so I have to go bring her nail polish.
xxoo

I Know How To Say Cake In Hebrew =]

Yesterday was extremely fun!
I went to go see Twilight with Maggie, Mary. It was still amazing. Still bloody at the end. Still said the lines before they were said on screen. Still wished they made it longer. Oh well. =]
Then Maggie and I went to the mall and they got their hair straightened, and I got mine curled. By H! Who is going into the army, is from Israel, and speaks Hebrew. Their hair looked so pretty, though, and apparently I looked like a princess in mine.
We love those glasses. And you can't really see any of our hair, but that's okay.
After that Maggie and I bought some pretzels, got pulled over for speeding by a mall cop, and talked about recycling.
We went to Felini's for dinner. Maggie loved it. We learned to say no to drugs, and were told we had correct information. I don't really remember. We sent to Curiosities and met Jimmy! And his dog Aggie, who is so cute. Wendy, his wife, wasn't there though. Ahaha, Jimmy was so nice, in case you couldn't tell. He's going to Oregon next week!
But then, we went to go see Cast B of ACT do High School Musical! Finally, and they were so amazing! Katay wears lots of plaid, and argyle, and sweater vests, [FOUR were used in the whole production] but that's okay! Tori had cute jeans, Sam yelled a lot. Chessy was brilliant with the microphone thing, and Emily was really good too. Hayley was super good, and Ana was too. Pretty much everyone was. I had a cupcake. That was yummy. Maggie refused to give Marco a hug. I knew I loved her. Ahahaha, of course I do. =] I gave Conor a hug, because he sat right next to Maggie and I, and was very amused by us. You could tell by the way he kept laughing. Not even while the show was going on, just by us being us. But he was very nice, and he let me give him a hug. There was also a kid we sat near that had blue hair, who's name, we found out, was Adam. He was nice too, a bit surprised and scared looking. But he also let me give him a hug. Ahahaha, I hugged about everyone there. But sadly, we finally had to leave.
We went to Nana's to see Bella, her new dog, who I don't have a picture of yet. She's so adorable, and I promise, I'll get a picture soon.
I have to decide what to wear now.
♥ xxoo

So happy

Dad's bringing Jas down! Yay!
She'g going to meet Laura, Maggie, Nana, and Papa.
[Call if you want to meet her.]
And she's going to be here all day.
Sooo happy right now.
<3333

Rah rah rah!

Ohmigawd, I am so tired!! Sleepover at Mary's last night with Maggie and Diondra.
And now I'm hooked on root beer. It's amazing. So we were like, hyper all night.
Watched Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and 27 Dresses.
So today is Mothers Day! Yay!
[If you are, in fact, a mother, then happy mother's day.]
Well....we have to go to Nana's now.
Really hope I don't fall asleep.
<333

Hmmm.....?

Nothing happened today. No, really. I went out to lunch with Nana, and that was about it. Other than that....I was at home. It was all rainy today. Like, really rainy. I don't like too much rain, even though apparently we 'needed it'.

I really don't want to go back to school tomorrow. Ellie is sooo lucky that she doesn't have to go!!
Anyway. Going to watch Bones with Mom and Dave. And the cat that we 'don't have'.
xoxo

Sigh

Really, really bored right now. Went to the pet show today with the family. Fun, you know when your trying not to get people to step in dog poo and then some crazy guy with blue hair comes over and tells you to just watch and see if anyone steps in it, so you have to pretend hes funny, even when he never in a million years would be. Or, you know, getting lost in a city that you've lived in most of your life. Or getting stuck half in-half out of a car. Or almost passing out because you can actually smell the grease on all that food in there.
Dave's out getting Mom at the airport. Haven't seen her since Monday morning. Miss her.
xoxo

It's like a soap opera, only better

Kay, so I'm at Nana's right now, doing my daily blog post, and I'm dong another one late, and it's going to be fabulous!!
Homeroom- Stephadodle [that's her real name, I swear!!] got shots yesterday, so everyone was poking her arm, and then she would scream. I felt bad, and did not poke her, but gave her a hug.
History- Ummmm....we read all class. Kinda boring.
Religion- OMG I LOVE THE EASTER BUNNY! Yay!! Okay so there as some seriously funny stuff going on in Religion toay!! Here's what happened:
Me: [Reading Bible] So the fruit of [insert holy word here]--
Sister P: [She loves cutting people off.] And what is the fruit of [same holy word here]?
Elizah: [To me] Peaches.
Me: [To Elizah] Peaches?
Elizah: Why not? I like peaches.
Sister P: No! Not peaches! Julia, do they mean by fruit?
Julia: Uhhh... doing good deeds?
Sister P: Right!! Hannah, read verse 17.
[While Hannah is reading]
Eizah: I think doing good deeds is a vegetable...
Me: I love that!! It's so a vegetable!!
Lunch- Lunch was such a modern day soap opera mixed with like a bad mean girls remake, mixed with bad comebacks, Alica Keys, all the bad American Idol auditions combined and Lizzie, all crazy on her bagel w/ cream cheese. You can't get much better than that!
Mathy- We started measurements. Blahh.
Study- Luckily, 5 of us [Me, Laura, Lizzie, Amy, Emily] went to the library. We saw a book about a girl who always wanted to be a guy so she becomes one named, like, Gary or something. It's really weird. And called Parrotfish. What kind of name is that??
xoxo...My fabulous picture post will come wayy later!

I feel so mistrusted!

Mom told he that when she got back to her office from the party and saw she had a message from school, me, and Nana, she was like 'ohmigod.'
She thought I spilled the mercury and I was in trouble.
I was like 'What???'
How offensive is that??
V. v. don't you think?
Smooches,
bye!!

My week *OHMIGOD YOU GUYS!*

My week was so super fabulous! So, you guys know that my cousins were here, from Monday night to yesterday[Friday]...yeah it sucks they couldn't stay longer, I know. :[
So, Monday night I had to stay late at school, ya know, for math, and Laura's mom gave me a ride home and they [the Fab 5, as I will now call them] were there and we were like HI!! It was fun cause then they slept over.But the next morning we all had to get up early cause Elise and Kristi came to school with me. It was fun and such. And after school we went to this really fancy restaurant for Nana&Poopah[WHOOPS! I meant Papa] 50th. It was so awesome! Elise and I got all these fab pictures! So then Wednesday we like hung out. I don't really remember but it was so much random fun. Gav slept over that nightThen on Thanksgiving we went to Nana's house and it lo0oked so good. And OHMIGAWD Nana's DBC [Death By Chocolate]? It is to die for. As the name states. We all held hands romantically sarcastically and got attacked by some Martians, with a z and an s. Then we went outside and Elsie tried to convince me I'm fabulous at soccer. [No offense Elise but you didn't do a good job of convincing me.] And that I should try out for cabaret, which all and all don't go together. Gav killed Elise though, then he started shouting 'PUT HER IN THE RESURRECTION TREE!' Then stuck a 'reviver packet' in her face. It was [all together] quite funny. We went home and watched Legally Blonde, cause I had recored it. It was all suddenly interesting to Gavin when he discovered someone was murdered and when Elle called Emmett a buttface. Then G slept over that night to. So there was like 9 people sleeping over. The next day we chilled and went to the house to finish Thanksgiving leftovers. We had to leave for Dave's sisters house thought to see Auntie Mary[SHE'S MET TIM GUNN!!], so we had to leave before the Fab 5 did.
Anyway, it was amazing, but I have to go cause I'm at fadres and I'm sick, which sucks.
xoxo byeee! ily all!
[Elise, send me the pictures kay?? Thanks!!]

Yes, Peter Parker, IS, in fact, Spider-Man!!

So, it's Tuesday, and Elise is in the loo and Kristi is practicing Lizzie's awkward turtle thing. And now she's explaining how Harry Potter got his wand...even though I read the book. Weird. So we just came back from this really fancy restaurant celebrating Nana and Papa's 50th anniversary dinner. There was a waiter named Nick[I think so anyway] and he called Elise 'Senora' like 50 times. And called Uncle Mark 'Senora' too. So the bathroom, you walk in and it's like a mirror, so I kind of walked into it and then the second time we went in Elise walked into it. So did Nana. Its not like that in the guys room though. They must like to confuse females. Hmph.
Hi everyone, Alana has stuff to do, so I decided to write some random stuff. So, yeah. I just wanted to tell all you people at there that veal is baby cow and think of your poor dead baby cow that never got a chance to live!!!! And you're eating it for dinner. So anyway, Alana wasn't able to get out of detention which was totally unfair! But no one was especially mad. By the way, if you...never mind gotta go.
Yeah, so that was Elise, by the way, [the picture too] and uh, if it wasn't obvious, she's vegetarian, and she's ranting about veal because that's what Uncle Mark had for dinner. She like, had a spaz while drinking. So don't take it personally. Anywho they came to the academy today and it was fun!! Of course it was like, no school tomorrow so everybody was hyper and stuff. Greta wasn't there though! Sad! [FEEL BETTER NOW GRETA!!!♥] And mass was so funny cuz the bishop was taking off her church clothes and telling us about how she was a homeless person for like, a month. It was lovely. Really. :]
So we're chillin [like a villain] on Tuesday night, no school tomorrow, so staying up late [hopefully anyway]. Kristi is discovering the wonders of Spider-Man, and I'm being all huffy that EVAN[not Eric] hasn't read the comic books. Only seen the movies. Mae.
So yeah, snaps for all of you [that's right, go homeroom!].
byeeeeeeeeeee! [from Elise and Kristi too]
oh, yeah, and by the way, this is me getting run over by a car :] ^^^ up there

Saturday-ness

Chillin like a villain [on penicillin, as Mariana says]. Dad's supposed to be coming at 10, but I have no idea what we are going to do all day. There's nothing to do, quite literally. We will probably go for a drive or something, and I'll be bored. Ya know.
When we come back though we're frantically cleaning the house because the absolutely fabulously fantastical cousins are coming! For like, 5 days! And they are staying at my house because Nana and Papa's house isn't done yet, so when Dad and I finish whatever it is we are doing...I get to clean! Rawr! *Sarcasm Lizzie*
But anyway, I'm so exited for them to come, because I only get to see them like, twice a year. Last time I saw them was August and it's been like, 3 months but it seems way longer. Wayyyy longer.
Anyway, I'm off to buy Nana a card to mail to her as her first piece of mail.
Love you all [mostly] byee!

Woo-pachooing 'lightly' with 'little force'

This is for my fabulous week with Gav, Kristi and Elise!!! It was sooo much fun! Especially when Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong was here! She brought all sorts of moldy cheese. (Darn you Elise! You're such a dingbat!) But being dead in the ocean was awesome: Ack Gav she died get her body! Hahaha playing volleyball was so much awesomeness! Your mum going POINT! And her threatening to sing if I didn't serve. G being 'lighting auto catcher MVP'! And him wanting to see Avada Kedavra every second. Xoldemort with an X! Haha! I love that your dad is writing a book series!
Larry Otter and the Magical Rock Of Philosophy
Larry Otter and the Enclosure of When Things Aren't Told
Larry Otter and the Captive of Ascavan
Larry Otter and the Big Cup of Burning Flammable Hot Stuff
Larry Otter and the Society of the Magic Big Bird
Larry Otter and the Not Fully Blooded Soon To Be King
Larry Otter and the Deathy Items That Are Important to This Book
I deff get an autographed copy!
Anyway, Imma (just work on saying it, ok??) miss you, a lot, so try to persuade your Mum and Dad to come for Thanksgiving! Smooches to Gracie, tell everybody I know there hi, and um yeah I think that's it! Nana says I can come visit with her some three day or more weekend...so that's yay! I want the pics, ok? E-mail them to me, or mail the disc or something... Muchas Smoochas to everyone there! Tell Kristen Marie, the 'Beloved Dingbat' (as G calls her) to remember the hugg! Luvvies, byeeee!

I want to say CONGRATS! To Xoldemort and Mrs. Oppaloppa-Shoppaloppa-Doppaloppa-Ding-Dong, who got married! Her married name is even longer and harder to pronounce!