OH KELSEY.

you look tired. i'm gonna make you a card cuz i promised you i would. i'm gonna make you one now, what do you mean i can't make you one? really? why did i just take out my phone? when you think tim mcgraw, i hope think my favorite song. we can change it if you want, what are you talking about? oh i remember her. i always tell you you have an exciting like and you're like uh uh uh. what? cuz they're all out. huh? no. cuz i got in trouble. i sucked at math. are you doing that thing again? really? really chessie really? this is my whole myspace thing. i hope you think that little white dress when you think tim mc graw i hope you think of me. uh uh. you have really pretty hair yeah yeah. CHESSY NO ONES GONNA LIKE THIS. JUST STOP IT. YOU JUST SPELLED IT WITH A Y. WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? why did i just look at lizzie when i said that? that happens to me too. so sad.

well hello there little fella. shuv it up your ass, mexico times texas equals tabasco suace lalalalalala RAHHH


i have great friends. they make me smile. no one makes me smile more(:

<3 missed this shizz.

Baby, could you blow my heart up?

Listening to Lady Gaga; waiting for Emma.
I want to go to the mall (NOW).
Greta and Lizzie are going toooo.
I'm upset because I got the update for Tap Tap....but all my downloaded songs got deleted.
I think I'm either going to wait to go to the Apple store to get them, or walk to the end of thew street and get them now.
.....
NOW.
Maybe I'll straighten my hair too?
<3

Ice

I borrowed Laura's iPod in homeroom to listen to Losin' It like, a bajillion times in a row. Spanish was fun. Ashley learned about 3OH!3 and where it got its name. We watched a movie! Lizzie and Laura both like, tickle attacked me until I was legit on the ground. English was whatever. We couldn't talk in art, but it was still okay. Chessy drew me a picture in study! In computer Amy pretty much did my thing for me. Lizzie kept tickling me again. Bus ride home was the usual. We went over a huge bump and the high school kids yelled at us for being "loud". Laura and I were holding on for LIFE though thank god.
It's now 9 and I spent about the last 4 hours making a wish list from Hot Topic. (♥ Hello Kitty stuff is there.) The total came out to almost 700 dollars, but the word is WISH list.

Emma is coming down tomorrow...we're going Providence Place. Come say hiiii.
xxoo

I know this is a fast and crazy connection

I missed you. I missed you tons.
Things are different. Things are the same. Things are crazy. Things are amazing.
Right now I'm obsessed with Facebook. It's pretty much my life. So is Tap Tap Revenge. Laura and I are playing it all the time. I LOVE HER.
Chessy brought me a little plastic croc key chain back from Hawaii. It's ugly and cute all at the same time.
Greta has money from England. It's got birds and women and hairy men on it.
Lizzie got her braces off and her retainer is retarded lines "zebra".
Abby flipped off our bus driver after she made me hit my head.
Hannah keeps trying to do my mascara. She's very good at it.
I don't even remember what else.
My iPod has over 2,000 songs.

This song is my life right now...Laura showed it to me. It's by Fallbrooke and its called Losin' It.

It's addictive.
xxoo

heY ALaNaP0O_

(: it's the new thinG .

(yo0 name) POO♥

alana's tired.

i said goodbye on the phone bc she should sleep.

but she's not going too, she likes facebook too much.☺

but she's a new facebooker so it's okay.

do you know who's hair looked great today ??

Lizzie's.

It had this amazing hat on top of it(:

What's Not To Adore?

NeverShoutNever!

Trouble. ^ So good. Lizzie showed it to me. It's really amazing.

Not much is happening.

Jas pushed me over a gate. The gate broke.

xxoo.

Today.

Sucked.
Dad.
Don't call me and tell me not to put that.
Because it mostly did.
Homeroom- People made fun of my voice. I gave Katay her present! Lizzie made me a Twilight shirt, and it is SO cute. I found out we had health, so I ran around frantically to finish my homework. As much as Macy has told me I sound like a smoker and a guy and my voice is weird, she always helps me and thank god.
Health- My number was a negative 3. My eyes were watering so I was like, crying. Mrs Cummings sent me to the nurse, who made me swallow a pill and gave me a breakfast bar. She's pointless. Lizzie was amazed because in the video we watched, the guy was killed when she was one day old. We tried on drunk goggles. Emily's a good drunk. =]
Spanish- I cried some more. Also made some weird noises. Talked about food with Julia.
Lunch- I don't remember. . India commented on how she wished some people would stay away. I agreed.
English- SISTER P SUBBED! I LOVE HER. We didn't really do anything though. I used a lot of tissues.
Study- She made us read for like, an hour. Really unfair. I had to go to the library, but she never told us when we could switch, so I couldn't. I kept putting my head down though. Too tired.
So I kinda used about a million tissues and cried the whole day. A lot of people hugged me. And some people were all, "You sound funny." Or "I think you're sick."
Everyone is so observant.
=]
xxoo

She's 16, and she's got 6 toes on each foot !

Today. Was pretty much uneventful.
I did homework in study.
I attempted to do robotics in computer. Not really, I just asked Katay for help a lot. She told me about theater. Hehe. Emily's hair looked pretty. Talked to Julia. Tested stuff with Emma. Found a book about waffles with Lizzie. <3
Lunch was whatever.
In Spanish we watched a movie about Spain. I almost fell asleep but Amanda made sure I was awake. Then we had to do some weird Thanksgiving word thing. Ashley and I were SO amazing at that. Ahahaha, not really.
In English we worked on stories.
BLAHH. NOTHING.
whatever.
xxoo

Tired.

I am exhausted.

Salem was...well it's about the third time I've been there, so it was nothing new.

The bus ride there was like, two hours long. I sat with Hannah and we listened to my iPod. She was very picky about the song choice and managed to use up all the battery. I texted Lizzie and Abbey the whole ride and called Macy and Maggie. Sorry, SISTER Maggie. We were all on the same bus, and could just have easily shouted to each other. But Mrs V kept telling me to quiet down. Then she also yelled at me because we pulled into the breakdown lane and I was like "OHMYGOD, what happened?" But then I realized that the bus driver only had to go to the bathroom. So then I was like "Oh, no, he just has to pee." But I was listening to All Time Low kinda loud, so I kinda shouted it by mistake. And I got in trouble. Hehehe.
When we got to the museum...it was boring. I sat on the floor with Macy. They did the presentation. Everyone grumbled when they had to turn around. Then when you got to the part of the tour where you had to walk around I was standing with Taylor, right near this random couple. And the guy was like massaging the girls neck and we found it really really funny.Then we went to the gift shop. We took the best picture! Macy, Taylor, Maggie, and I were all wearing the craziest hats. We look AMAZING. Jordyn tried to decide whether to buy earrings or not. Frenche gave me these weird chocolate things. They weren't all that good. Hannah got taffy or something like that.
Then we went back to the visitors center. We were supposed to watch a video about the history of Salem or something like that, but I didn't want to watch it, I wanted to fall asleep. It didn't have much to do with Salem. It had to do with like, fish. And boats, and shoes. [Ugly shoes.]
After that, we were supposed to get on the bus to go back home. But the buses were like half an hour late. It was raining. And I was so hungry, and so tired, and I didn't want to deal with all of it. Elizah gave me some of Hannah's taffy, which helped. It was green and I think it tasted good, I can't remember. I kept leaning on people who were my height. They were real nice about it, they didn't care much.
Finally the buses came, thank god. Macy still called me. I was so tired, I was just kinda loopy. I was laying down, and you know, if you had to sleep on a coach bus, it wouldn't be that uncomfortable. I don't remember what happened at all. Lizzie took my glasses. And my phone. Kelly and Amanda were too curious. I have no idea. But it was lots and lots of fun.
Sorrry this is so late.
=/

A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI

Today....
I saw a girl on a stretcher. And an ambulance and a firetruck. She passed out on the floor.
And um. Lunch was intense.
Uh. Amy sucked the helium out of Lizzie's balloon.
Mariana, Lizzie and I sang some fun stuff.
I played with Greta's key.
I have no idea. Ahaha. Fun.
xxoo

You Watch Your Toilet When It Flushes?

Homeroom today wasn't the best. Mrs. V wasn't here, so Mrs. Ross had to sub for our homeroom teacher. I looked at the new AP with Steph and then went and talked to Alana for a little bit.
History was way boring. We had to read about the Salem Witch Trials. Do you have any idea how sick I am of the Salem Witch Trials? After History Day and all. And then we watched a video about them too. The girls in the video screamed a practically dog-whistle scream every five seconds, and one of them was supposed to be having a spaz in the bed and she was like twitching and it was quite funny. Greta kept making fun of it. Lizzie decorated my planner with a ton of bands names, all of which she wrote out herself, and it looks quite pretty. I'll get a picture later. I just read Diondra's AP. There was a full page Twilight ad. =]
Religion we got screamed at half the class. We were told some of us "didn't belong in this class," meaning we're not honors level. Julia and I shot each other skeptical looks. Not much.
Lunch was...let's just say that I just adore Erica and Abbey. I really do. Jes came over and told us how much she liked our table. She had some of my soda and my pizza. She talked to Chessie about Marco.
Highschool tours were fun. We learned which way toilets flushed, I was shoved into a classroom, we saw Erica's mum, I got a dirty look for using hand movements, we got snacks! A ton of stuff happened.
Anyway, I have a killer headache.
xxoo

Need a ride from the Zoo?

Today.
Homeroom- I was threatened by Mrs. Thompson. I listened to my iPod, and took an AR test. Homeroom just screams excitement.
Study- Um. I laughed at Hannah's book. Greta helped me with my Spanish homework. MARIANA IS READING TWILIGHT! I'm so proud of her! She was like "I think I'm going to fall in love with Edward."

Well, duh.
Computer- Edy and Abbey looked at pictures of Kevin's new girlfriend. I showed Katay my tights and was astonished by how pretty Emily's chart was. Computer is exciting.
Lunch- I tried to buy a cupcake, but the stupid high school kid was like "NO." She wasn't nice. Shared my lunch with Chessy, borrowed money from Diondra, stole her fries too, and gave Lizzie my change. The usual.
Spanish- Um, nothing? I honestly don't remember.
English- We took a quiz. And wrote sentences. And then I read my book. About Harry Potter. Who I'm finding quite annoying at the moment.
After school- I had to stay for yearbook, but I couldn't find it. So I found it, which was good, and the whole thing we were basically trying to figure out the yearbook cover. We didn't. Frenche was totally for the one with the tattoos, but everyone else like the blue and brown swirly one. We talked about Sister Perpetua and how much we love her. Because we do! Then once that was over, I was waiting for Maggie to come back from after school theater. It was cold out. Then I went to the library where Kelly interrogated me about Abbey and Jordyn. Which was um, not as entertaining as it sounds. Which isn't very to begin with. I just read until Maggie got out of theater, then we went exploring around the high school, like always, and we both had lollipops! I used her phone, she fell down a toilet, I laughed, she told me suspicious information, I bought her something, she managed to get it for less than the normal price, someone saw us lurking and chased after us.
You know, just like normal.
It was a nice day.
xxoo
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Cheer up and dry your damp eyes, and tell me when it rains ♥

This song is SO GOOD. Lizzie showed it to me, and it's adorable.

Rainbow Veins - Owl City

Other than that...I hate school. So much, god you have no idea. The Spanish Project is terrible, Science Fair is horrid, and I'm ALWAYS tired.
[ily]

My Doggie Twins!!

School today was boring. We didn't do much. I don't think.
Homeroom- Mrs Nadeau made me take my Tim Gunn shirt off! :[
Science- We played with paper towels and got all wet. Some experiment. Julia carried most of the water back and forth, because she didn't drop it. Ashley and I talked a lot, which some people wern't all that happy about. Hannah kept getting mad at Lizzie for coming over to our group, so she would drag her back over to their table, but Lizzie kept falling on the ground, because she was sitting on my lap and she kept falling off. So Ms Borden kept getting mad at us.
History- OHMIGOD, history was so productive, I finished writing in every page in Lizzie's planner up through the end of the year! So that was good.
Lunch!- Lunch is always fun. Chessie helped me with the rainbow colors! I had Abbey's tea, which was quite yummilicious, it had some thing called 'gensing' or something. I had Froot Loops!
Religion- I don't know. Kayleigh rolled her eyes. I told Julia she could be the next Oprah.
Math- Math test. Boring. Blahh.
xxoo

I ♥ PALAGIS

I have not had a day like today in a long, long time. Today was a really fun , fabulous day.
Homeroom- Grace and Katherine talked about sins and ants.
Math- Ew, it was math. Nothing exciting happened then.
Science- Brittany tried to get us to work. Julia, Ashley, and I just kept talking. Lizzie's group apparently wasn't being all that nice to her which wasn't good! We didn't do much...
Lunch- Lunch was sooo fun. Lizzie scared Claire by hugging her. Mrs. Conners and I had a lovely little chat. Greta and Lizzie talked about bunnies' and we were just all around crazy, like we usually are!
History- Um I wrote in Lizzie's planner? Emily drew on my notes? Nothing really happened?
Religion- I LOVE our class. I really do. We create...so much stuff, and we argue about it, and we don't get along, but I love them. We were talking about the stock market, and the great depression and Laura said something about jumping out of a building and Amy's like "Well, that's real positive Laura, people jumping out of buildings" or something like that, and out whole class just had a huge fight, or screaming thing, and there were threats, and there was accusations, and it's just the type of thing our class was capable of last year. And let me tell you, we really are still good at it. It was quite quite fun. :]
After school- After school we went to the play ground for a little bit, but then all the little kids came [stupid little kids!] so we had to leave and sat on the grass in front of school. But then Johnathan came! And that was just buckets of fun. He's not coming back next week! But he let us take a picture!
Hmm. Yeah.
And then I just about had a heart attack. I found out that Abbey dearest has been to Paducah. And she's been to Kentucky Oaks mall. And she's been to the Gap there.
AND SHE'S MET WILLIAM SLEDD.

[I'll give you space to get over that.]


Of course, she had no idea who he was. Go figure. So I just about died with that. I was seriously screaming, and laughing, and crying on the ground. Ahaha I'm a spaz.
It was really fun. I forget what else happened. But It was an amazing day, fersure.
xoxo

I'll Be Your Best Kept Secret &+ Your Biggest Mistake

The first two official school days have been just gahh.
Tuesday we had homeroom and that's always fun. Steph and I talked about Fall Out Boy, because Lizzie just gave me one of their CDs and it's really really good. Then we had math first and that just flat out stumped us. Because it takes us a little while to process these things and Mrs. Thompson just goes fast fast fast. I loved when we were doing a problem though, and all of a sudden Abbey goes 'I feel stupid!' Because she's so not, and it was just quite funny. Then we had science with the brandy-new science teacher who's related to Lizzie Bordon and NOT MARRIED. We had to had to figure out what was in an envelope in her class. It wasn't owl pellets, that's fersure. i remember sitting on the floor at lunch. Then we had history with Mrs. V and Abbey and I had an amazing Twilight Moment when we found out the tallest mountain the the US is called Denali, and we were both like 'DENALI? So that's where they come from!' Because the Denali clan are the Cullen's extended family in Twilight. Everyone looked at us like we were crazy, but hey, we are!
It's a pretty mountain!
Then religion. But that was boring.
Today was sort of gross. We had health first period, and my allergies started acting up. Mrs Cummings got all huffy because the topic of a colonoscopy came up? I think she over reaccted. In spanish we learned Senora Teixeira doesn't like bananas. I gave Sister P a hug!! We had to write paragraphs in english, so I wrote about Jas swimming for the very first time! She's a pretty baby.
In study Mariana, Greta, Lizzie and I went to the library and that was pretty fun. Then we had to read. Blahh. On the bus ride home Maggie sang me a song from the Twilight Musical entitled 'I wanna suck her blood.' It's from the very first science class, sang by Edward. It's quite catchy, actually. Then Maggie shot her headband at me and it went out the window. We pretty much started dying laughing.
THANK GODDDD THERE'S A FOUR DAY WEEKEND!
I couldn't handle anything less right now.
xoxoxoxoXO

School....

The first day of school is tomorrow, and don't get me wrong, I miss you all TERRIBLY, but I don't wanna go back. No one does really. Everyone's away on AIM is a variety of 'last day of freedom' or 'ew. school tomorrow.' But I do miss everyone, especially SISTER P who is getting a hug from Abbey, Lizzie, and I tomorrow.
Still don't want to go.
xxxooo

Sure As Hell Didn't See That One Coming [Chapter 9, Book 2]

I am done done done! Actually I finished like 25 minutes ago, but whatever. I know what happens. I know who Bella chooses and who Jacob ends up with and that Edward is really good at making eggs. And although I am absolutely DYING to talk to someone about it, but I am a nice person [sometimes anyway] and therefore I am waiting maximum two weeks before a do a Breaking Dawn post. If you haven't read it by then, well then obviously you didn't want to know that bad anyway or you would have finished. But I'm really happy with the way it turns out. Soooooooo in the mean time just go read it, because I'll sound like an idiot if I tell you about it and you have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm sad though. That was the last book in the Twilight series. Ahh well....now we just have to wait for Midnight Sun :]
It has come to my attention, that the fabulous Frenche has gone out and bought Twilight because I convinced her. She could not be more amazing.
Also, thank you to the many various people who were on Team Edward, even though they had not the slightest idea what I was talking about, because they had never read the books.

Thanks for enduring whenever I was like 'AHHHHH thats like when Bella....' and random Edward quotes. Ahaha whenever I shouted 'EDWARD CULLEN PREFERS BRUNETTES, YOU'RE SO JELLY' you were just like 'I PREFER BRUNETTES' so you guys are amazing. [Lizzie, Rainer, Frenche (Even though for a moment there Frenche was like 'I wanna be on the bad guy's side!' She's totally Team Edward.) and Alana you guys are great.

xoxo

Season 5 Starts Tonight!

Season 5 of Project Runway starts tonight. And really, shame on you if you haven't been checking Project Rungay all this time. Because really? I miss Heidi, Tim, Nina, and Michael.

We missed you!!

And the contestants for this season? Well none of them are as stand out with fabulous hair as Christian, but what can you do?

Fabulous.

And may I just say that some amazing people are watching for the very first time tonight [Lizzie] and that's just AMAZING. And I just can't wait! So remember, at 9 on Bravo! [5 minutes.]
<33333

It's too early

Laura's birthday party was Saturday night, and it was a sleepover, and it was wicked fun! Wait, scratch that, it was a pool party. Sorry. Frenche got a pretty new bathing suit for it too. It was quite cute, actually. Although, her skirt was a bit too short. We had a pretty amazing pizza, like 28 inches of it, but the pizza guy dropped it, so we got a new one. Sammy absolutely LOVES Frenche, more than you know. But then again, maybe he loves Greta even more. Wayyy more. Ew. Gag me with a spoon. He's fabulous though. We went for a fun little walk. Frenche and I skipped around, and we all sang pretty obnoxiously. Lizzie ran through the sprinkler, and Megan showed us her scar. Then Laura opened her presents and she got a pretty purse and a gorgeous scarf and a ton of iTunes gift cards, that lucky duck. So then we went and watched a movie. I really don't remember what happened. But Lizzie and I decided it wasn't very good. But I forget what it was. Oh well. Then we pretty much like sat around and talked alot and people kept falling asleep. We tried playing truth at one point, with only four of us, but nobody had like any good questions. So that ended fast. Then at 1:00 Megan went and sat in a corner for like half an hour to talk to Shawn. So that was nice. [He's taking her to the Paramore concert.] So then we had to go to sleep because Lizzie and I were the only two awake and we were told to go to sleep. Then all of a sudden Frenche wakes up and says something along the lines of 'I peed on the pizza.' And we bust out laughing. Because it was so Fenche. So then we got up like first, I couldn't sleep and we saw Laura's piggy clock! That was funny. So we were just chilling until everybody else got up. [Hannah fixes her hair in her sleep!] And once they did everyone pretty much just sat around. Lizzie kept hitting me and Frenche was like 'It's too early for that!' Apparently, it's too early for lots of things at 8:30 am. Then we went on iTunes! and Laura bought the newest iPod touch update, which she is going to tell me if it's worth buying or not. I discovered an amazing new band, The Mission District. They ♥ dinosaurs!

And here's one of their songs! Fabulous!

They are amazing. I also have some lovely notes on my iPod I was told to share with you. Frenche's:
Hii it's like Frenche and I'm here with you right now, and we are having a super amazing time and we are watching gay kids sing on tv and it is quite an experience that I like a lot and spell check is getting on my nerves so I'm gunna go...alright well bye! Love you lots Frenche xoxoxoxo
Lizzie's:
Alana I luv yu yay I'm here at Laura's party and it turned out that my iPod was right next to yur head AMAZINGGG right ya know I'm watching a retarded show and Frenche is all like I PEED ON THE PIZZA and i was like yayyyyy!
I'm pretty sure that's Lizzie anyway. She didn't put her name. But they are really good at run on sentences, are they not? They are amazing though. Umm, I dunno what else, but it was lot's very fun!
xoxo
[I'll update about my week laterr.]