Today was supah flyyy!

Today was really fun! It was longish, but it was quite fun.
Homeroom- I don't remember doing anything in particular. OH we talked about how Dylan's mum and I are Victoria's Secret models.
Scavenger Hunt- Stupid. Crowded. Ugh.
SHORTENED Math-Um, did math. Boring.
Science- We were told Ms. Bordon's other class can fly.
Lunch- Superfun! I love lunch.
History- Boring. History puts me to sleep.
Religion- We talked about pressure cookers. And Emily sang Katy Perry. We also talked about illegal or dangerous activities.
Bus!- BEST PART OF THE DAY. Abby, Maggie, Laura and I are all being quite loud [what else is new] so Bry is all "Can you guys turn the volume down? " and we just give each other this look like 'Pshh, right.' So then Laura starts being even louder and Maggie's all "LAURA can you PLEASEEEE turn the volume DOWN??" THEN I guess Bry just looses it because she yells at Maggie and she's like "DON'T MOCK ME! I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A PERIOD, WHICH YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LITTLE. IT'S WHEN STUFF COMES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND YOU GET REALLY BAD CRAMPS. SO JUST SHUT UP, BECAUSE WE HATE YOU!" And Maggie's face is SO red, and Laura and I are like, bent over, dying laughing, and Maggie's all 'WELL!' But, of course, who are we to listen? We kept being loud, and, as a special added bonus, got flipped off by Bry, once again.
Ah yes. How much fun we had with that.
Of course, all the high schoolers are giving us dirty looks now. But who cares? If they just flip us off again, it would only make us laugh more. [And that's a fact.]
=]
xxxooo

Poisoned Chocolate!

Yesterday on the bus ride home Maggie was given chocolate by these people. [You can't really see them.]
Maggie slowly opens the chocolate and tries some.
[Yes, that is Mary trying to stab her with a pen.]
Maggie has a choking spazzie.
Maggie slowly realizes the chocolate is poisoned. [She is quite upset about this.]
Maggie tries to express her last words to us, but only manages to make funny faces.
Maggie has a slow and painful death.
Laura and Mary try to make Maggie looks presentably alive by fixing her hair.
Laura realized the piece of paper on Maggie's Hershey Kiss was a sign from God!
The following was written by Maggie and will be put on her tombstone.
R.I.P. Maggenthol! ♥♥♥
xoxoxoxoxo!

"Isn't that like, the eleventh commandment? No flippeth offeth?"

The highlight of my/our [our being Me, Maggie, Mary, and Laura] day was this: we got flipped of by Bry. It was hilarious because Maggie yelled "Bye!" And Laura waved and then she flipped us off. And Maggie goes "I've been waiting for her to do that forever!!" Sadly, I didn't get a picture of this, because we were all laughing so hard. But I did get pictures of Maggie and Laura flipping my camera off the first-finger way.


This is Maggie slap-happy reading about Leonardo Di Caprio, and Laura, not quite slap-happy listening to her iPod.
This is Maggie and Laura being goth. Or emo, whichever you prefer. [But that's kinda funny, right, Maggie being emo?]
xoxoxo