Today.

Sucked.
Dad.
Don't call me and tell me not to put that.
Because it mostly did.
Homeroom- People made fun of my voice. I gave Katay her present! Lizzie made me a Twilight shirt, and it is SO cute. I found out we had health, so I ran around frantically to finish my homework. As much as Macy has told me I sound like a smoker and a guy and my voice is weird, she always helps me and thank god.
Health- My number was a negative 3. My eyes were watering so I was like, crying. Mrs Cummings sent me to the nurse, who made me swallow a pill and gave me a breakfast bar. She's pointless. Lizzie was amazed because in the video we watched, the guy was killed when she was one day old. We tried on drunk goggles. Emily's a good drunk. =]
Spanish- I cried some more. Also made some weird noises. Talked about food with Julia.
Lunch- I don't remember. . India commented on how she wished some people would stay away. I agreed.
English- SISTER P SUBBED! I LOVE HER. We didn't really do anything though. I used a lot of tissues.
Study- She made us read for like, an hour. Really unfair. I had to go to the library, but she never told us when we could switch, so I couldn't. I kept putting my head down though. Too tired.
So I kinda used about a million tissues and cried the whole day. A lot of people hugged me. And some people were all, "You sound funny." Or "I think you're sick."
Everyone is so observant.
=]
xxoo

You Watch Your Toilet When It Flushes?

Homeroom today wasn't the best. Mrs. V wasn't here, so Mrs. Ross had to sub for our homeroom teacher. I looked at the new AP with Steph and then went and talked to Alana for a little bit.
History was way boring. We had to read about the Salem Witch Trials. Do you have any idea how sick I am of the Salem Witch Trials? After History Day and all. And then we watched a video about them too. The girls in the video screamed a practically dog-whistle scream every five seconds, and one of them was supposed to be having a spaz in the bed and she was like twitching and it was quite funny. Greta kept making fun of it. Lizzie decorated my planner with a ton of bands names, all of which she wrote out herself, and it looks quite pretty. I'll get a picture later. I just read Diondra's AP. There was a full page Twilight ad. =]
Religion we got screamed at half the class. We were told some of us "didn't belong in this class," meaning we're not honors level. Julia and I shot each other skeptical looks. Not much.
Lunch was...let's just say that I just adore Erica and Abbey. I really do. Jes came over and told us how much she liked our table. She had some of my soda and my pizza. She talked to Chessie about Marco.
Highschool tours were fun. We learned which way toilets flushed, I was shoved into a classroom, we saw Erica's mum, I got a dirty look for using hand movements, we got snacks! A ton of stuff happened.
Anyway, I have a killer headache.
xxoo

I Like To Play With-OW!

HEY THERE YOU CRAZY KIDS!
I'm here! In computer! Abbey just hit herself in the face with her bracelet. Poor baby. Edy is being a sneaky fox! Ahaha fun! We're all kind of crazy, and it's SO COLD with the air conditioning on.
OHMIGOD! Abbey and Edy are doing the Guilty Pleasure dance! I LOVE them!
Anyway. It's last period THANK GOD. But the day seemed to go by really fast, which is good. Hmmm and right now Abbey's reading over my shoulder, which I can't stand, but I'm using my wonderful self restraint not to tell her to stop. She has really good self restraint too.
We haven't done much all afternoon, we had study before this, and we talked anout Edward and Bella. JULIA LIKES JACOB. GRRRRRR. But only because Edward prefers brunettes.
Ahh! Almost time to go!
xxoo
[BYTHEWAY, I'm wearing shoes from Paducah! Where William Sledd is!]

My Doggie Twins!!

School today was boring. We didn't do much. I don't think.
Homeroom- Mrs Nadeau made me take my Tim Gunn shirt off! :[
Science- We played with paper towels and got all wet. Some experiment. Julia carried most of the water back and forth, because she didn't drop it. Ashley and I talked a lot, which some people wern't all that happy about. Hannah kept getting mad at Lizzie for coming over to our group, so she would drag her back over to their table, but Lizzie kept falling on the ground, because she was sitting on my lap and she kept falling off. So Ms Borden kept getting mad at us.
History- OHMIGOD, history was so productive, I finished writing in every page in Lizzie's planner up through the end of the year! So that was good.
Lunch!- Lunch is always fun. Chessie helped me with the rainbow colors! I had Abbey's tea, which was quite yummilicious, it had some thing called 'gensing' or something. I had Froot Loops!
Religion- I don't know. Kayleigh rolled her eyes. I told Julia she could be the next Oprah.
Math- Math test. Boring. Blahh.
xxoo

I ♥ PALAGIS

I have not had a day like today in a long, long time. Today was a really fun , fabulous day.
Homeroom- Grace and Katherine talked about sins and ants.
Math- Ew, it was math. Nothing exciting happened then.
Science- Brittany tried to get us to work. Julia, Ashley, and I just kept talking. Lizzie's group apparently wasn't being all that nice to her which wasn't good! We didn't do much...
Lunch- Lunch was sooo fun. Lizzie scared Claire by hugging her. Mrs. Conners and I had a lovely little chat. Greta and Lizzie talked about bunnies' and we were just all around crazy, like we usually are!
History- Um I wrote in Lizzie's planner? Emily drew on my notes? Nothing really happened?
Religion- I LOVE our class. I really do. We create...so much stuff, and we argue about it, and we don't get along, but I love them. We were talking about the stock market, and the great depression and Laura said something about jumping out of a building and Amy's like "Well, that's real positive Laura, people jumping out of buildings" or something like that, and out whole class just had a huge fight, or screaming thing, and there were threats, and there was accusations, and it's just the type of thing our class was capable of last year. And let me tell you, we really are still good at it. It was quite quite fun. :]
After school- After school we went to the play ground for a little bit, but then all the little kids came [stupid little kids!] so we had to leave and sat on the grass in front of school. But then Johnathan came! And that was just buckets of fun. He's not coming back next week! But he let us take a picture!
Hmm. Yeah.
And then I just about had a heart attack. I found out that Abbey dearest has been to Paducah. And she's been to Kentucky Oaks mall. And she's been to the Gap there.
AND SHE'S MET WILLIAM SLEDD.

[I'll give you space to get over that.]


Of course, she had no idea who he was. Go figure. So I just about died with that. I was seriously screaming, and laughing, and crying on the ground. Ahaha I'm a spaz.
It was really fun. I forget what else happened. But It was an amazing day, fersure.
xoxo

Fun Fun Fun

Today is the birthday of two fabulous [in my opinion] people.
Laura.
And Julia!
So happy birthday!
xoxo

Loam is my love

So yesterday Edy came to pick me up at like 9, for her party. But, since it wasn't for 2 hours, we went grocery shopping! [One of my favorite past times.] So while we were sitting in the car, we were watching a guy in a blue SHIRT like steal stuff from other people's cars. He was totally going to kidnap us. No lie. As we're driving to Edy's house I see a sign for loam [dirt]. So I'm like 'Loahm!' And Edy's like 'It's pronounced loom.' And I'm like 'Really?' So then we went to Edy's house and we looked it up. And......Edy was right. It is 'loom.' Then we watched Fred for a little bit.
But anyway. Once everybody got there we were all in the pool and it was wicked nice. All wet and such. But sadly I got a sunburn. Along with Katay and Elizah apparently. But it was wicked fun. We were all like playing with pool noodles. I wore a cookie box on my head. Hayley took a picture. Edy, Abbey and I sang some songs. Katay and I had everyone decide if we should be in a tiff or not...and almost everyone voted yes except for Hannah and Julia, I think? But we weren't. But Katay was REALLY sad because William wasn't there. Pretty fun though...loved it. Amazing.
It's going to take a long time to blog about today's party....if you're lucky I'll have it up tonight. [You won't get lucky.]
xoxo

Twice !

Hahahaa today was so random. I don't remember doing much....
Homeroom- Ellie is such a twit. She's really mean to me. But, on the bright side, Taylor makes a lovely psychiatrist. But, on the bad side, another lizard died, but on the good side, Hannah isn't sick anymore! But...Elizah is, so that's not good.
Study- Boring as usual. Went to the library. Just kinda sat in the window in front of the religious books. We didn't even need to go, but we do anyway because study just gets soooooo boring! And I need to go for little walks every once in a while, or else I'll get restless. But I got that bear Abby gave me back! [Mercy Spice's cousin.] I think his name is Christian Holiano. But I don't know yet. [Yes, Laura came up with that too. Thinking outside the box!!]
History- Megan and Rosa presented their projects and then we watched a video while working on our maps. Not too exciting. Oh wait! We had a fire drill. So we're standing there and Laura's like 'Where's our class?' and Lizzie's like 'They're not here.' So Lizzie like raises her hand really high and shes like 'WE'RE LOST!' It was sooo funny. So what really happened was half of our class went to the front of the building, half went in front of the gym [that would be our group], and only Julia went to the right place because the teachers told her where to go, because she's on crutches. So then we get yelled at because apparently, we were supposed to go behind the gym. Oh, well. We were close enough, and no one died, so who cares?
Lunch- Can't she ever buy her own lunch? Oh, and then Greta has to go and talk about Buffy....I didn't need to hear that, not while eating. Or at all.....
Religion- Hayley prayed for Jazzy! Yay! [I would like today thank you to all the people who prayed for her last class, ie, Edy, Lizzie, and Amy.] Sister P keeps snubbing Laura! I felt really bad. Abbey threw her pen at me. Rudely, I would like to point out. We still didn't finish Sandlot. But we're pretty close to the end, I think. A bunch of us were sitting on the floor and I can hear Amanda behind me and shes like 'Aww, that dog is so cute!!' And I'm like 'Amanda, he's supposed to be vicious.' Amy did a lovely mime thing in front of the class after she got a tan from standing in front of the window.
Math- Some probability worksheet. Boring. BUT WAIT! We have another fire drill! And the class manages to stay together this time! So we go to the back of the gym, all proud of ourselves acting all hyper in front of the little kids, like normal. But then we're like 'Wait. Where are the teachers?' So we go back inside and the teacher is all 'You guys were wonderful!' So I'm like 'Were we in the wrong place?' And she's like 'Yeah, you were supposed to be in front of the gym' So everyones like 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?' Because we had gotten yelled at for going in the front! It was quite funny.
But other that that?? Nothing much. Probably a lot of other stuff happened that I can't remember.

Hmm!

Alright so. Today.
Homeroom- Um..nothing much? Just kinda wandered around. Julia broke her foot jumping on a trampoline, so we had a lovely chat about that. [Her foot, not the trampoline.]
Spanish- Talked about the Spanish project.
Computer-Looked at really ugly laptops. Gross.
Science-Notes.
English-We worked on our story/play Here are our characters:
Fred-Played by me
William-Played by Katie
Sister P-Played by Elizah
Oprah-Played by Hannah
Lizzie-Played by Lizzie [obv.]
We all go to the zoo. It's amazing. Really.
Thats....pretty much it.
Oh. By the way. This is my new best friend. You know, besides all my other best friends. His name is AndrewRyan. He lives in Alaska and shoots polar bears.

xoxo

Health Fair

We were all so hyper crunk[crazy+drunk] today!! So much fun, oh my god. The Health Fair was boring, the health teacher totally exaggerated it way more than it was. Fer sure.
Love love love love Lizzie's pigtails!!
Julia and Lizzie are ah-may-zing.
Will deff update later.
xoxo

It's like a soap opera, only better

Kay, so I'm at Nana's right now, doing my daily blog post, and I'm dong another one late, and it's going to be fabulous!!
Homeroom- Stephadodle [that's her real name, I swear!!] got shots yesterday, so everyone was poking her arm, and then she would scream. I felt bad, and did not poke her, but gave her a hug.
History- Ummmm....we read all class. Kinda boring.
Religion- OMG I LOVE THE EASTER BUNNY! Yay!! Okay so there as some seriously funny stuff going on in Religion toay!! Here's what happened:
Me: [Reading Bible] So the fruit of [insert holy word here]--
Sister P: [She loves cutting people off.] And what is the fruit of [same holy word here]?
Elizah: [To me] Peaches.
Me: [To Elizah] Peaches?
Elizah: Why not? I like peaches.
Sister P: No! Not peaches! Julia, do they mean by fruit?
Julia: Uhhh... doing good deeds?
Sister P: Right!! Hannah, read verse 17.
[While Hannah is reading]
Eizah: I think doing good deeds is a vegetable...
Me: I love that!! It's so a vegetable!!
Lunch- Lunch was such a modern day soap opera mixed with like a bad mean girls remake, mixed with bad comebacks, Alica Keys, all the bad American Idol auditions combined and Lizzie, all crazy on her bagel w/ cream cheese. You can't get much better than that!
Mathy- We started measurements. Blahh.
Study- Luckily, 5 of us [Me, Laura, Lizzie, Amy, Emily] went to the library. We saw a book about a girl who always wanted to be a guy so she becomes one named, like, Gary or something. It's really weird. And called Parrotfish. What kind of name is that??
xoxo...My fabulous picture post will come wayy later!