The ususal.
NeverShoutNever!
Trouble. ^ So good. Lizzie showed it to me. It's really amazing.
Jas has gotten so big.
Honey's here! 
Jasmine isn't a puppy anymore.
Cute.
She just makes my day. She makes me smile. She's my life. =]
I know I haven't posted in forever, and I'm going to, today or tomorrow I promise.
But for now, I have to go watch Bones and Project Runway.
xxoo
[Oh, and by the way? If you're the person that like, knows me, but knows Abbey too? Who are you? Do I know you too? Just wondering.]
Here at Dad's, but Dad and Debbie are out.
The first two official school days have been just gahh.
Tuesday we had homeroom and that's always fun. Steph and I talked about Fall Out Boy, because Lizzie just gave me one of their CDs and it's really really good. Then we had math first and that just flat out stumped us. Because it takes us a little while to process these things and Mrs. Thompson just goes fast fast fast. I loved when we were doing a problem though, and all of a sudden Abbey goes 'I feel stupid!' Because she's so not, and it was just quite funny. Then we had science with the brandy-new science teacher who's related to Lizzie Bordon and NOT MARRIED. We had to had to figure out what was in an envelope in her class. It wasn't owl pellets, that's fersure. i remember sitting on the floor at lunch. Then we had history with Mrs. V and Abbey and I had an amazing Twilight Moment when we found out the tallest mountain the the US is called Denali, and we were both like 'DENALI? So that's where they come from!' Because the Denali clan are the Cullen's extended family in Twilight. Everyone looked at us like we were crazy, but hey, we are! 
It's a pretty mountain!
Then religion. But that was boring.
Today was sort of gross. We had health first period, and my allergies started acting up. Mrs Cummings got all huffy because the topic of a colonoscopy came up? I think she over reaccted. In spanish we learned Senora Teixeira doesn't like bananas. I gave Sister P a hug!! We had to write paragraphs in english, so I wrote about Jas swimming for the very first time! 
She's a pretty baby.
In study Mariana, Greta, Lizzie and I went to the library and that was pretty fun. Then we had to read. Blahh. On the bus ride home Maggie sang me a song from the Twilight Musical entitled 'I wanna suck her blood.' It's from the very first science class, sang by Edward. It's quite catchy, actually. Then Maggie shot her headband at me and it went out the window. We pretty much started dying laughing.
THANK GODDDD THERE'S A FOUR DAY WEEKEND!
I couldn't handle anything less right now.
xoxoxoxoXO
So as you may know, this past week, my fabulous cousins came to visit! It was like, a once in a lifetime thing. So it was a big deal. Whenever they visit it always seems to go really really fast, which is terrible, I hate that. We pretty much went to the beach every day and played volleyball everyday too. We had out usually fabulous fun. We went to a concert Friday night and to be honest, it was soooo boring. Elise and I read through the whole thing. I honestly am having such a terrible night right now, I can't remember what we even did. But I remember that Auntie Lori loves the way I 'bop' my hair up. I remember that we got Jas wet with the sprinkler and she broke her collar. I remember Evan totally knowing all the answers stop the questions for 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?', Gav and Kristi's Martian craze, them being OBSESSED with Nintendo DS and sleeping till noon. And it was amazing, and I had a fabulous time. But right now I'm too tired to rememebr anything else. But it was pretty fabulous! Miss them soo much
xoxo
So as you may have guessed by my recent lack of posts, not much has happened lately.
-Lizzie broke her nose. But not really. I guess she only cracked it? Whatever. Shes amazing.
-Hannah and Elizah left for Europe. They're going backpacking.
-Dad went into the hospital. He's still not out yet, but he's not sick or anything. [THANKS! to all the AMAZING people who called/IMed/texted me to find out if he was okay:Abbey, Laura, Lizzie, Taylor, Mariana.]
-Mary Ellen got to go to the Tony's! She is so lucky, ohmigod.
-Abbey is totally addicted to New Moon&Twilight.
-Jas got sooooooo big! She bites you a lot. Like, all the time.
-I have decided that I absolutely have to see Grease.
-Laura's going to get a pretty new phone! I think she got it yesterday.
I can't think of anything else. Oh! Except for the fact that Rent is closing after 12 years. It's closing September 7th, so if you haven't seen it get your bum to a theater and see it. NOW. It is amazing, and if you don't see it you're missing out.
Today was pretty...I have no idea how to describe today, actually. How would you describe a stretch Hummer limo+party on a boat+lots of sugar&soda+crazy people who make you laugh+dancing+yelling weird stuff to other boats+random guys who work on the boat+music+8 hours?? I have absolutely no idea!
So it's Abby's birthday party today. [Her actual birthday was May 25.] So we had to ride to the harbor in a stretch Hummer limo, because it was in another state. And I know Hummers are really bad for the environment...but I'm not going to lie. It was really cool. It fit like 16 of us, it had a bar, the ceiling lit up, there were lava lamps, which, as Miranda learned, were really hot. We were listening to music wicked loud and acting crazy all the way over. Laura got in an ice cube fight with Sam, and Frenche and I kept getting hit. It was pretty fun. Besides, you know, the time I got hit in the nose.....
Anyway. The boat was so nice! It had like a top deck, and a inside with 2 tables and a bar, and a downstairs with a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and 2 bedrooms. We were running all over the place. It was really windy once you got out there. There was a ton of random music playing, and somehow Frenche knew all of it, so she would like sing and dance, and Alana, Sara, Abby or Lizzie would come and randomly jump with her. The pictures are pretty rad, and when she sends them to me, I'll add them.
There was a guy there named Mateo, and Amy and Emily kept annoying him, but he was pretty good about it. His hair was pretty....um, well it was big. I told him about William and I, and showed him my ring, so he was like 'How old is he?' So I'm kinda thinking, weird question, but whatever. So I'm all 'He's 23.' And he's like 'And how old are you?' So I'm like '21.' And then he's like 'Oh! So you're in college!' And then I had to tell him what college I'm going to, and what I'm majoring in. Because he's going into college too. Next year. It was a lovely conversation.
And then there was Victor. He was wicked nice. Lizzie asked him if he would marry her, and he said yes. Isn't that sweet? There was also this lady who was on the boat and she was really inquisitive/creepy. She was asking Lizzie and I all these questions and I told her about Jas and she's like 'Oh! You should have brought her!' But then later? When we were having cupcakes, Miranda dared Megan to stuff the cupcake in her face, so she did, and we were cracking up sooo hard. So then Amy did the same thing, and Emily smeared some frosting on her face, and mine too. So I took the funniest pictures of the three of them, and Avery, all with frosting on their faces. It's adorable. But then Amy's like 'I need to wash this off.' So she goes upstairs to get a napkin, and the lady is like 'What?!?' So Amy's like 'Um, someone stuffed a cupcake in my face.' So the lady is like 'No! You stay away from them! This is the first thirteenth birthday I've had in 30 years, and I don't want that kind of thing happening!' She seriously spazzed. And we're all shooting each other these looks like 'What is she doing?' While Amy's just kind of like 'Yeah, whatever.'
Then Mateo gave Amy his number. His real number. Laura was like 'Wow, that's nice.' And Victor gave Miranda his. I was like 'Miranda, Lizzie's married to him. You can't have his number.' And Lizzie's like 'Whatever. Once I marry people, I leave them.' It was just weird that they were giving out their numbers though.
But it was way way fun. Like really? Drastically fantastically fierce.
If you're not going to school tomorrow, you're way lucky. I wish I could stay home. But if you are, then you are going to LOVE my hair. It's going to be really cute. Bring your cameras :]
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[Oh and guess what! Apparently AndrewRyan only has one shoulder, because a polar bear ate the other one. No, actually he only has one, and the other one is like, metal, because he got in a car crash. Love him.]
Haaaa so Lizzie's party was pretty fun, no lie.
Amy got to meet Jon Jon, and that was pretty funny. He was like 'Ugh' the whole time because we kept annoying him the whole time. Megan and Amy took a pretty rad picture of the three of them doing double-thumbs-up. Fierce. We went for a walk and Greta, Laura and I were way ahead of Lizzie, Amy, and Megan, so we totally stopped in CVS. Laura told us not to cause a scene though, or else we would look like shoplifters. And even though we stopped for like 10 minutes, we still got to Lizzie's house like 15 minutes before them. I taught Greta how to do 'Peace, around the world, for generations'. Megan tried to play guitar hero...and she was really....amazing. Especially with 'her' mohawk. We watched Can I Have Your Number? with Jon Jon and he walked away half way through. He's amazing. Lizzie broke his phone. I guess she pushes him in front of a car, or something. I had cherry Coke! [It's yummy. I stole Lizzie's.] And Dr. Pepper, but thats given. Lizzie make brownies, and they had Coke on them. She had a laughing spaz thinking about apple juice and champagne. She kept doing this really annoying thing, where she'll be leaning on me, or something, and I won't notice until 5 minutes later. She finds it hilarious when all of a sudden I'm like 'Lizzie! What are you doing??' I find it kind of creepy. We went online on her computer and her iPod [she had wicked good WiFi] and started talking all weird to people. We were all like 'Sup home skillet?' We saw Oscar!! I love him. He's so fluffy. But we couldn't find Lila. She's anti-social. I didn;t exactly keep my balance the whole night...but then again, neither did Lizzie. Whenever she laughs she just kinda falls on the ground. Ohmigod, so Mom, Dave, Lizzie's Mom and I were talking about Jas, and how our principal siad to smell her breath, because of 'puppy breath' [??] and Mom was like 'Yeah, no.' So I was like 'Her breath doesn;t even smell that good. I've smelled it before.' So Mom's like 'What?!?' And I'm like 'Yeah, when she bit my ear.' And Mom thought I was talking about the principal, not Jas. Lizzie's face turned soooo red she was laughing so hard on the stairs, we were all cracking up.
Wicked fun. XD
xoxo
Can I Have Your Number??
Okay, so yesterday Dad brought Jas down and ohmigod I was so happy I got to see her!! I'm glad there weren't any THUNDERSTORMS because that wouldn't have been good. We too her to Laura's house and she met Laura's dog, Sam. It was really funny because at first Jas wan't sure if she liked Sam, and she kinda seemed scared of him, but then she totally started chasing him around, and he was like 'Ohmigod!' It was really funny.
More pictures and a video [!!] at Laura's blog.
xoxo
Dad's bringing Jas down! Yay!
She'g going to meet Laura, Maggie, Nana, and Papa.
[Call if you want to meet her.]
And she's going to be here all day.
Sooo happy right now.
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Hahh today was really long...thank god it was Friday! We only had a four day week put it seemed wicked long.
Homeroom-Ellie was really mean again today. Hmph. We got in a tiff again. She's so mean to me this week.
Computer-ANOTHER FIRE DRILL! AHHHHH! I think we were pretty good. I stole Greta's headband. It looked pretty bangin on me. But then she took it back. Ellie's class kept giving us dirty looks. Again. They're so mean sometimes!
Science-We dissected lilies. Pretty fun. Loved it. I took Ashley's and Lizzie's flowers and put them in my pony tail! It looked pretty rad. Then Laura had flower petals in her hair and she put some in Greta's hair too and they looked amazing. But the actual dissection part was actually fun. Loved how Laura was like 'Shut up Alana!' When I clarified that the teacher was talking about the flower and not her and Greta.
Lunch-I honestly don't remember anything. No lie. Hm...I wonder.....
English-Went to the library with some amazing people. Amy showed all of us her house. Again. Megan did her word search. When we got back to class we worked on our english plays. Laura subbed in for Elizah for a little while, because she and Hannah are out again.
Spanish-WE ♥ DIAPERS! OHEMGEE SO FUNNY! Senora wore a diaper on her head, and Emily did too. [Once Hayley emails me the picture, I'll post it.] Worked on our spanish plays. Mercy Spice and Christian Holiano are in ours. Yeahhhh.
After school-Don't you dare drink Dr. Pepper! Mariana says it's really bad for you. Like, really. No lie. Hmmmm fun though. Ellie and I saw Johnathan and I told him I was a ninja and that I did karate. [Apparently, he does too.]
Fun day. :]
xoxo
And look at think pretty picture Laura made me of Jas! [Dad says he's probably bringing her Saturday, so if you live near me and want to see her call me and maybee we can make it work.]
Hahahaa today was so random. I don't remember doing much....
Homeroom- Ellie is such a twit. She's really mean to me. But, on the bright side, Taylor makes a lovely psychiatrist. But, on the bad side, another lizard died, but on the good side, Hannah isn't sick anymore! But...Elizah is, so that's not good.
Study- Boring as usual. Went to the library. Just kinda sat in the window in front of the religious books. We didn't even need to go, but we do anyway because study just gets soooooo boring! And I need to go for little walks every once in a while, or else I'll get restless. But I got that bear Abby gave me back! [Mercy Spice's cousin.] I think his name is Christian Holiano. But I don't know yet. [Yes, Laura came up with that too. Thinking outside the box!!]
History- Megan and Rosa presented their projects and then we watched a video while working on our maps. Not too exciting. Oh wait! We had a fire drill. So we're standing there and Laura's like 'Where's our class?' and Lizzie's like 'They're not here.' So Lizzie like raises her hand really high and shes like 'WE'RE LOST!' It was sooo funny. So what really happened was half of our class went to the front of the building, half went in front of the gym [that would be our group], and only Julia went to the right place because the teachers told her where to go, because she's on crutches. So then we get yelled at because apparently, we were supposed to go behind the gym. Oh, well. We were close enough, and no one died, so who cares?
Lunch- Can't she ever buy her own lunch? Oh, and then Greta has to go and talk about Buffy....I didn't need to hear that, not while eating. Or at all.....
Religion- Hayley prayed for Jazzy! Yay! [I would like today thank you to all the people who prayed for her last class, ie, Edy, Lizzie, and Amy.] Sister P keeps snubbing Laura! I felt really bad. Abbey threw her pen at me. Rudely, I would like to point out. We still didn't finish Sandlot. But we're pretty close to the end, I think. A bunch of us were sitting on the floor and I can hear Amanda behind me and shes like 'Aww, that dog is so cute!!' And I'm like 'Amanda, he's supposed to be vicious.' Amy did a lovely mime thing in front of the class after she got a tan from standing in front of the window.
Math- Some probability worksheet. Boring. BUT WAIT! We have another fire drill! And the class manages to stay together this time! So we go to the back of the gym, all proud of ourselves acting all hyper in front of the little kids, like normal. But then we're like 'Wait. Where are the teachers?' So we go back inside and the teacher is all 'You guys were wonderful!' So I'm like 'Were we in the wrong place?' And she's like 'Yeah, you were supposed to be in front of the gym' So everyones like 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?' Because we had gotten yelled at for going in the front! It was quite funny.
But other that that?? Nothing much. Probably a lot of other stuff happened that I can't remember.
Okay, so as you obviously know, I got my puppy this weekend.
Her name is Jasmine. [Aka, Jas or Jazzy.]
One word: gorgeous.
She is seriously too cute. She's really soft. She's smart too! She knows to go in her crate when she wants to sleep and that if she pees and poops outside she'll get a treat. She chews on your shoelaces and your pants, and I had to wear my hair up all weekend because she would chew on that too. 
She whines when you put her in her crate, and sometimes doesn't sleep through the night. She loves being picked up and looking out the window in the car. She rolls in the grass and gets all dirty. She likes shade, she steps in her water when she's drinking it, and she can't finish a whole walk without being picked up. 
She chews on the gate, and the undersides on the kitchen cabinets. She lies under the kitchen cabinets, all hunched up, like Cara used to. She chews on Honey's fur, and bites her legs, and Honey couldn't care less. She chews on an empty Coke bottle. She's noticed Blizz, but hasn't really met her. She's like a little kid. She eats, plays for half an hour, then falls asleep.
I saved her from being sprayed by a skunk. When we take her for walks every one's all 'OHEMGEE! She's so cute!' People think she looks like the puppy in that K9 Advantix commercial. [What do you think?]
I couldn't love her more. I deff can't wait until people can meet her. From school, and everything. Because they would love her. Who wouldn't?
xoxoXO
Today's the day.
And I can't wait.
Got up wicked early this morning.
Pictures later.
Promise.
xoxo
Updated to add:Today's the last day Lizzie is going to see AndrewRyan! Sad.
