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Happy birthday Miley Cyrus!
To avoid bad....energy. Comments have been disabled.
*cough cough* Edy *cough cough*
=]
xoxo

Need a ride from the Zoo?

Today.
Homeroom- I was threatened by Mrs. Thompson. I listened to my iPod, and took an AR test. Homeroom just screams excitement.
Study- Um. I laughed at Hannah's book. Greta helped me with my Spanish homework. MARIANA IS READING TWILIGHT! I'm so proud of her! She was like "I think I'm going to fall in love with Edward."

Well, duh.
Computer- Edy and Abbey looked at pictures of Kevin's new girlfriend. I showed Katay my tights and was astonished by how pretty Emily's chart was. Computer is exciting.
Lunch- I tried to buy a cupcake, but the stupid high school kid was like "NO." She wasn't nice. Shared my lunch with Chessy, borrowed money from Diondra, stole her fries too, and gave Lizzie my change. The usual.
Spanish- Um, nothing? I honestly don't remember.
English- We took a quiz. And wrote sentences. And then I read my book. About Harry Potter. Who I'm finding quite annoying at the moment.
After school- I had to stay for yearbook, but I couldn't find it. So I found it, which was good, and the whole thing we were basically trying to figure out the yearbook cover. We didn't. Frenche was totally for the one with the tattoos, but everyone else like the blue and brown swirly one. We talked about Sister Perpetua and how much we love her. Because we do! Then once that was over, I was waiting for Maggie to come back from after school theater. It was cold out. Then I went to the library where Kelly interrogated me about Abbey and Jordyn. Which was um, not as entertaining as it sounds. Which isn't very to begin with. I just read until Maggie got out of theater, then we went exploring around the high school, like always, and we both had lollipops! I used her phone, she fell down a toilet, I laughed, she told me suspicious information, I bought her something, she managed to get it for less than the normal price, someone saw us lurking and chased after us.
You know, just like normal.
It was a nice day.
xxoo
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I Want a Lamborghini Like Batman...I Want a Porche Like Kevin

Today was fun.
Granted the only few things I can remember are:
-Maggie and I singing Legally Blonde in the hallway and then being all "SNAPS! First day of HARVARD!"
-Edy and I talking about what kind of cars we wanted at the end of the day. She wants a black Porche, because Kevin Jonas has a white one, and I want a black Lamborghini like Batman, with the motorcycle and everything.
-Kayla being all "Wait, is that why salt is called sodium chloride?" And me being all "Even Hannah got that. No offense Hannah." And Hannah being all "Nope, none taken."
Um.....yeah. That's it. I don't remember anything else.
But it was a good day.

Lil Wayne's Mah Dad

TODAY WAS SO FUN!
School- I almost killed Diondra at lunch? But she's okay.
After School- BEST PART OF THE DAY! OMFG SO FLY! Chessie and I matched, after we changed out uniforms. [Well, I guess we matched before too.] We were both wearing Twilight shirts and skinny jeans. Yer way jelly. And we were just kinda wandering around, waiting for Katay to get back from cross country. We found Abbey dearest and then the three of us strolled to the tranquility garden and listened to some *cough cough* lovely songs on Chessy's iPod. Then Chessie called Katay and I [even though I was with her] and left us both truly wonderful messages. So Katay came back from cross country and we got to go to ACT! And it was so much fun! I got to see Sam and Tori, who I haven't seen in forever, and I met a ton of new fabulous people, like Peter and Marco. Ahahaha, Marco's my new best friend. And Chessie was right, his eyes do look like Alex Evans. [Chessie seems to be right about lots of things.] So apparently I'm getting married to him, and um, he licked my arm, which is nice, I suppose. =] But anyway, at ACT they're putting on High School Musical, and they're really really good. Tori and I were totally supporting them. They really were quite fierce!
Anything else that happened? Edy sang me a FABULOUS song about Edward Cullen. Mariana and I were fighting over who loved who more.
It was an AMAZING day.
xxoo

I Like To Play With-OW!

HEY THERE YOU CRAZY KIDS!
I'm here! In computer! Abbey just hit herself in the face with her bracelet. Poor baby. Edy is being a sneaky fox! Ahaha fun! We're all kind of crazy, and it's SO COLD with the air conditioning on.
OHMIGOD! Abbey and Edy are doing the Guilty Pleasure dance! I LOVE them!
Anyway. It's last period THANK GOD. But the day seemed to go by really fast, which is good. Hmmm and right now Abbey's reading over my shoulder, which I can't stand, but I'm using my wonderful self restraint not to tell her to stop. She has really good self restraint too.
We haven't done much all afternoon, we had study before this, and we talked anout Edward and Bella. JULIA LIKES JACOB. GRRRRRR. But only because Edward prefers brunettes.
Ahh! Almost time to go!
xxoo
[BYTHEWAY, I'm wearing shoes from Paducah! Where William Sledd is!]

What happened?

Um....so it looks like the sidebar on my page has mysteriously moved to the bottom under all the blog posts, so does anyone know how to fix that? Edy, I think this happened to you too, like I saw your page was like that a little while ago and then I looked at it two days ago and it was fixed. So if you did anything in particular, can you let me know?
<3

CAMP ROCKKKK [I ♥ birdhouses]

Okay, so Camp Rock premiered on June 20th, and it was FABULOUS! Maybe just because it had the Johnson Brothers in it? I don't know. I have to say, even though John-John has always been my favorite Johnson Brother, Kevvy was totally amazing in this movie. 'Wait, we're still talking about my birdhouse right?' And, to top it all off, there is going to be a second one!!

Clones in ugly boots are amazing.
My absolute favorite character in...cowboy boots??
You guys wish you had a stupid looking fuzzy blue hat like mine.
Ferosh.
How cute.
I am sooooo much better than you guys.
Proof that Kevvy is amazing

[I know you guys must seriously think Edy And Abbey came over to my house, gagged me, threw me in a closet, and are pretending to be me right now, but I swear, it's just me.]
xoxo

Loam is my love

So yesterday Edy came to pick me up at like 9, for her party. But, since it wasn't for 2 hours, we went grocery shopping! [One of my favorite past times.] So while we were sitting in the car, we were watching a guy in a blue SHIRT like steal stuff from other people's cars. He was totally going to kidnap us. No lie. As we're driving to Edy's house I see a sign for loam [dirt]. So I'm like 'Loahm!' And Edy's like 'It's pronounced loom.' And I'm like 'Really?' So then we went to Edy's house and we looked it up. And......Edy was right. It is 'loom.' Then we watched Fred for a little bit.
But anyway. Once everybody got there we were all in the pool and it was wicked nice. All wet and such. But sadly I got a sunburn. Along with Katay and Elizah apparently. But it was wicked fun. We were all like playing with pool noodles. I wore a cookie box on my head. Hayley took a picture. Edy, Abbey and I sang some songs. Katay and I had everyone decide if we should be in a tiff or not...and almost everyone voted yes except for Hannah and Julia, I think? But we weren't. But Katay was REALLY sad because William wasn't there. Pretty fun though...loved it. Amazing.
It's going to take a long time to blog about today's party....if you're lucky I'll have it up tonight. [You won't get lucky.]
xoxo

Why do you have a smiley face on your neck?

So today was the last day of school! Aww I'm gunna miss everybody!! [On the bright side, I'm seeing a bunch of people tomorrow and Friday.]
Exams are OVER! Thank god! Today was the last day I'm going to see Sister P. And I really do love her. She signed my yearbook and gave me a present! Abbey had to help me read it but that's okay. The exam was easy. When it was over we all just started talking. Lizzie gave me a prett necklace. It was gorgeous. We drew all over Lizzie's pants, Megan's skirt, and then everyone wrote all over my pants too. It was pretty fun.
For lunch we went outside, because the school decided to starve us. But Abby and Megan gave me some of their lunches. Amy and Emily started talking to the high schoolers, and then flipped us off. Lizzie put another chair outside...and I got a pretty picture.

Fierce.

Math was easy. I finished in like, 45 minutes. Then I went for a walk and found Mariana. She was all worried that Senora was going to notice she had been gone for like 20 minutes. But she hadn't. So we just kinda hung out until Alana and Frenche came to get her. But then we went to help teachers move stuff. Greta, Lizzie and I had to figure out how to get a whole cart outside, like down flights of stairs. They were totally ready to push it down the stairs and I'm like 'You guys! No!'
Hmmmmm on the bus... Well I guess you could say I got my celly taken away? Laura is very motherly-ish sometimes. I was only allowed to use it if she knew who it was. She was all reading my texts and stuff. She's like 'Edy wants to know where you live.' So I'm like 'Okay, can I see my phone?' And she's like 'Nah! Later.' She's always....looking out for me, I guess?
But school is finally over....it didn't seem like today was the last day, but it is. Going to miss everyone, especially people who aren't coming back.
Love you, xoxo

Wicked Hot

So it was wicked wicked hot today. We got to dress down [!] and our buses were canceled.
Our first exam was english and we were all DYING in that room. It was so hot, ohmigod. After we were done with the exam, I was just kinda like 'Can I go to the bathroom?' And I would just go for a walk. But it was like gross we were all sweating. Lizzie kept making fun of me with doing the soda thing. Edy kicked Laura's maybe-broken toe. Ashley accidentally flipped me off while showing me her pretty new ring.
Lunch was pretty fun. We got to sit in the teachers dining room and it was the perfect temperature in there. Ellie asked Hannah, Elizah and India some nice questions. Amy re-enacted Can I Have Your Number? And it was absolutely hilarious. Fell off my chair because I was laughing so hard. 'Well, actually, I'm in between relationships.'
Spanish exam we got to have in the same room as lunch. It was really weird because Amy would randomly crack up in the middle of the exam, and then Lizzie and I would look at each other and crack up. At one point Amy had a question, but Senora couldn't see her because we were sort of in the corner, so she gave me this look like 'Get her!' So I got into this sneezing fit and Lizzie and Amy start cracking up, and Senora doesn't even notice!! But eventually she came over and answered Amy's question. But we all finished at my table [there were only 4 of us] kinda fast. Andrew ♥s Lizzie G!
But other than that nothing much....
Last day of school tomorrow, religion and math. Gag me with a spoon. [That came back??]
xoxo

Pretty Rad

So today we had our science exam...but not until 11. We had a really good time before then. We [Laura, Edy, Raquizzle, Abby, Amanda] sang Hannah Montana and Johnson Brothers songs. We wrote on Amanda's shirt with expo. Edy tried to explaining the bunny diagram to Laura and I. We annoyed a bunch of 6th graders. They were all 'SHHHHH!' We were like 'Oh, shut up!' We got pretty hyper....then a bunch of other people came, and THANK GOD the 6th graders left. Then we all went upstairs for scienceee. Lizzie gave me like 6 jolly ranchers. Yum. :]
Science wasn't that hard...once everyone was done we totally were talking, listening to music and dancing. Pretty fun.
Ellie got the All Time Low cd yesterday, and I'm listening to it right now, and I love it!! Yayy.
Hmmm Laura should be here any minute so.....
<333
[3 days!! can you believe it??]

Last Day of Classes

We did absolutely nothing at all today.
Homeroom- Everyone was passing around yearbooks, because we just got them yesterday. We also had soda. Yum.
Spanish- Um. Let's just go with Marcy Spice and Christian Holiano are amazing. No lie right there. All true.
Computer- Nothing. Abbey and I donated rice, Raquizzle and Laura finished religion stuff, Amy and Lizzie came up with a plan, Edy looked at the weather and looked up the Johnson Brothers and Emma....Emma googled Chase Crawford. We were very productive.
Science- We watched a little bit of Ice Age, but then I decided to go see the other classes Spanish plays. They were pretty rad. Diondra got tattoos, Kelly loves cute boys, Dylan stole tape, Macy took people to the bathroom. Dylan and Ashley wore pretty dresses, Alyssa was Hannah Montana, and um...how could I forget?? Ellie was an emo kid. She wore her hair down!! Then Senora goes and disses our class three times. Hannah and I were just like, 'that's not cool, man.' So then later I was like 'I love your class, even though you're better at EVERYTHING, especially spanish and math.....'
English- I went to help teachers move stuff. Boring.
So yeah, funniest part of today was science, until we got dissed. Oh, and when I did that really cool jump thing. See, Ellie came out of her religion class so we were like talking and then I'm like 'We should go.' So I jumped up and hit the top of the doorway, and totally fell on the ground, and like everyone in Ellie's class could see, so they were all staring at me! So I like got up and walked down the hallway and Ellie's behind me cracking up. It was wicked funny. But It was the last day of classes, so whoever isn't in my class I'm not going to see almost at all now. It's almost summer....and I can't wait, but I'll miss most of the people from school. Not all of them though :] Science tomorrow. Heard it was wicked hard. Lots of stuff about fungi. Gag me with a spoon.
xoxo

Twice !

Hahahaa today was so random. I don't remember doing much....
Homeroom- Ellie is such a twit. She's really mean to me. But, on the bright side, Taylor makes a lovely psychiatrist. But, on the bad side, another lizard died, but on the good side, Hannah isn't sick anymore! But...Elizah is, so that's not good.
Study- Boring as usual. Went to the library. Just kinda sat in the window in front of the religious books. We didn't even need to go, but we do anyway because study just gets soooooo boring! And I need to go for little walks every once in a while, or else I'll get restless. But I got that bear Abby gave me back! [Mercy Spice's cousin.] I think his name is Christian Holiano. But I don't know yet. [Yes, Laura came up with that too. Thinking outside the box!!]
History- Megan and Rosa presented their projects and then we watched a video while working on our maps. Not too exciting. Oh wait! We had a fire drill. So we're standing there and Laura's like 'Where's our class?' and Lizzie's like 'They're not here.' So Lizzie like raises her hand really high and shes like 'WE'RE LOST!' It was sooo funny. So what really happened was half of our class went to the front of the building, half went in front of the gym [that would be our group], and only Julia went to the right place because the teachers told her where to go, because she's on crutches. So then we get yelled at because apparently, we were supposed to go behind the gym. Oh, well. We were close enough, and no one died, so who cares?
Lunch- Can't she ever buy her own lunch? Oh, and then Greta has to go and talk about Buffy....I didn't need to hear that, not while eating. Or at all.....
Religion- Hayley prayed for Jazzy! Yay! [I would like today thank you to all the people who prayed for her last class, ie, Edy, Lizzie, and Amy.] Sister P keeps snubbing Laura! I felt really bad. Abbey threw her pen at me. Rudely, I would like to point out. We still didn't finish Sandlot. But we're pretty close to the end, I think. A bunch of us were sitting on the floor and I can hear Amanda behind me and shes like 'Aww, that dog is so cute!!' And I'm like 'Amanda, he's supposed to be vicious.' Amy did a lovely mime thing in front of the class after she got a tan from standing in front of the window.
Math- Some probability worksheet. Boring. BUT WAIT! We have another fire drill! And the class manages to stay together this time! So we go to the back of the gym, all proud of ourselves acting all hyper in front of the little kids, like normal. But then we're like 'Wait. Where are the teachers?' So we go back inside and the teacher is all 'You guys were wonderful!' So I'm like 'Were we in the wrong place?' And she's like 'Yeah, you were supposed to be in front of the gym' So everyones like 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?' Because we had gotten yelled at for going in the front! It was quite funny.
But other that that?? Nothing much. Probably a lot of other stuff happened that I can't remember.

We're all hyped up

It's computer, second period of the day, and our class is SO HYPER!! Seriously, it's not even funny. Well, actually, it's way funny. Lizzie has her hair is in the CUTEST pigtails, and I am deff getting a picture of them!! Right now we're all laughing at Edy's story about the Johnson brothers. She's taped to the Johnson brother's couch. We're just so hyper, it's just so....Laura's writing a murder story called 'Murder in the Can'. I have got to tell you, you can just tell today is going to be FIERCE! We already taught little kids how to jump rope in Spanish, and it was just ah-may-zing.
So, I love you all, deff updating later.
xoxo!!

Ohmigawd

Okay so Walmart Will Do has just awarded me [and two other people] the Absolutely Fierce Thinking Blogger Award! [Fun, right??] Okay, here are the questions.


1. What is the story behind the name of your blog and the nickname?
Well, It's Absolutely Shiztastic, just was kinda like "What??" you know. Shiztastic is a word that Maggie and I made up on the bus outside of school one day, I forget how. But it just kinda stuck.
And the quote under it is from every one's favorite, Stephen Colbert!!

2. Why did you start blogging in the first place?
Maggie actually had a blog, so she was like "Please, please, please, Alana, make one!" So I did but it was so bad, and pointless that I deleted it. Then I made this one, like last May, just cause I was bored, I think.

3. What has been your best and worst blogging experience?
Um, the worst blogging experience is probably like expecting your blog to have lots of comments and links and have lots of people visit it, and then like....nothing. It takes a while, you know? The best experience was like, actually looking at other peoples blogs and reading them and meeting all new people that might like live no where near you that you might have never met.

4. What do you think/want to happen to your blog in 2008?
I really want to get like more viewers. And maybe more comments, thought I get some of those already. [HINT HINT as Sister P would say.] Other than that I'm happy.

So, the award is going to.......
Maggie! From Sugar Spice and Shizzle
Steph! From *cough cough* Steffles 4 life
Greta! From Floppy
Only I don't know if she reads my blog, so what the heck, I'll also give it to
Edy! From Everything is Fantabulous
Have fun with that you guys!!
xoxox

Poland Phonebook

Homeroom- Taylor freaks about a test...I tell her to suck it up, and be a man.
Science- My table's seats got moved. And we had to do a weird enrichment worksheet about cystic fibrosis.
English- I love the Johnson brothers!! In case you didn't know, that would be Kevvy, John, and Nicky-poo [Nicky-poo is Edy's favorite!].

^ The Johnson Brothers!! ^

Lunch- Oh dear god lunch.
Spanish we did 'around the world' which I hate, and then we had a Spanish test.
Computer- It's beautiful!! Just beautiful! Like a sponge painting!!
After school-
[On the phone]
Josh- Hello?
Me- Hello?
Josh- Uhh?
Me [To Mariana and Megan] He doesn't talk. He's like a caveman.
Megan and Mariana- OHMIGOD!! [Busts out laughing, then Megan hangs up.]
xoxoxo

Your skirt looks like a MAXI-PAD!

That's how much we love Tim Gunn. That's the quote that we've used all day, and the response is "On yeah? Well, your bra looks like an ancient slingshot." Like I said, we love Tim!
So today was v. v. fun I suppose. Besides the whole, you know, ''school' part.
Art- Only 3 art classes left! Awww! Anyhoodle, I did the skirt and painted my person today. But she falls over with the head on...which is sort of a problem. Hey, I bet you didn't know that using grey makes something looks 'sophisticated' and 'like it was done by an older person.' Mhm it's soooo true.
History- We did our maps, only I was done so Hannah Elizabeth and I did health homework! Ohmigawd, fun right?? [Sarcasm, for those of you that didn't get that.] Then we talked about point[less/ful] history day!
Religion- We stared on out conversion plays. My group is so...nice. Let's go with nice. It's a good adjective. Then Edy attacked me, because I asked if anyone thought Joe Jonas looked like a chicken [Greta thought so]. More eventful than usual. Surprisingly.
Math- Math was...mathy. We got separated. It was all very psychologist-y. With a dash of guidance counselor.
Anyhoodle, Laura sent me this video and I love it!

Carry on...