You Watch Your Toilet When It Flushes?

Homeroom today wasn't the best. Mrs. V wasn't here, so Mrs. Ross had to sub for our homeroom teacher. I looked at the new AP with Steph and then went and talked to Alana for a little bit.
History was way boring. We had to read about the Salem Witch Trials. Do you have any idea how sick I am of the Salem Witch Trials? After History Day and all. And then we watched a video about them too. The girls in the video screamed a practically dog-whistle scream every five seconds, and one of them was supposed to be having a spaz in the bed and she was like twitching and it was quite funny. Greta kept making fun of it. Lizzie decorated my planner with a ton of bands names, all of which she wrote out herself, and it looks quite pretty. I'll get a picture later. I just read Diondra's AP. There was a full page Twilight ad. =]
Religion we got screamed at half the class. We were told some of us "didn't belong in this class," meaning we're not honors level. Julia and I shot each other skeptical looks. Not much.
Lunch was...let's just say that I just adore Erica and Abbey. I really do. Jes came over and told us how much she liked our table. She had some of my soda and my pizza. She talked to Chessie about Marco.
Highschool tours were fun. We learned which way toilets flushed, I was shoved into a classroom, we saw Erica's mum, I got a dirty look for using hand movements, we got snacks! A ton of stuff happened.
Anyway, I have a killer headache.
xxoo

Legally Blonde Times 3 !

Maggie's house yesterday was superduperfunfunfun!
I went early to watch Legally Blonde The Musical, with Laura Bell[!], so we could compare it to when we saw it with Becky.

Laura Bell way so much more amazing. Duh. But that was so fun. Mary came halfway through and then we all learned the Delta Nu Sister Swear handshake. And it was just amazing, we were noticing all these extra things, like that Pilar knows the pope! And we were MAJORLY comparing to the one we saw live, and the only character we liked better was KYLE! He's okay in this one, but in ours he was so much better! [Than before...Sahree, had too.]
Then Macy, Steph, and Kelly came and we watched Legally Blonde, you know, the movie, with the original Elle, Reese Witherspoon.
And she is so funny, she's amazing too. We loved it. Macy kept like poking my side though, and then I'd like freak out and scream. So then I was just like "Steph, make sure she doesn't poke me." And Steph did a wonderful job stopping her.
Then, before watching the second movie, we went downstairs and did a bunch of random stuff. I was a lipring, Steph was god, Mary was a kind of fruit, Macy lived in a tree, and Kelly was blue. It was fabulous.
Then we went back upstiars to watch Red, White, and Blonde.
We couldn't focus. We called Chessy. Well, 'Kyle' did. He broke up with her because he found another girl. Then Chessy was like "I'm gunna eat your head." Which was sweet. Then we called her again and she told me about her Halloween. Which souned um...fun. She gave me Sam's number and then Macy took the phone and was like "we have to go, bye." Which was sweet of her. We did not really watch the movie at all. I didn't anyway, I kept closing my eyes and Macy was like "ALANA! ARE YOU SLEEPING?" And I'd be like "No, Macy, I'm not."
It was a wicked fun night. =]
xxoo
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Don't drink that, she's got backwash. Oh yeah? Well, I've got mono.

Today did not start out to be a good day. I didn't really get up until 6:45, and I had to catch the bus at 7, so I was in a mad rush to get ready before then. And I forgot flats! I was so upset. But Steph brought me some, so I didn't get in trouble thank god.
Homeroom- . I was in the computer lab typing stuff most of homeroom, but when I got back Abbey and Chessie gave me this weird High School Musical strawberry-chocolate-pop rocks thing. It was yummy. I also fell on my bum in the hallway because the flats I was wearing were so slippery. I fell like 5 times today, and people laughed at me. But Macy was nice, she helped me up.
Health- We got lollipops! Yum! Raquel said something ridiculously funny, but I can't remember what it was.
Spanish- I wanted to press the panic buton the Sister Perpetua's computer but Abbey told me not to because it would set of the fire alarms, so then I told Raquel I'd give her a dollar if she did it. But then I got scared, so I kept trying to stop her and then Raquel told Emma, and Emma just laughed. And in the end it turned out it wasn't even connected to the computer. It was just taped on. We were very sad.
Lunch- I forget. I talked to India! Ahaha we talked about shoes. I love her. Diondra bought me soda. I gave Erica and Emily little pumpkins. I talked about stuff with Jes. I have no idea.
English- Talked about Australia with Hayley. Talked about wallababies with Rachel. Nothing, really.
Study- On the way to study I kind of shouted to Erica that she was amazing and her birthday is four days after mine and she was all "Yes!" In study I wrote in a bunch of people's planners when my birthday was. Hannah drew a pretty picture in Maggie's. I talked about Twilight with Mariana. =]
Today...wasn't as bad as I thought.
xxoo
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Whoa, Unproductive Much?

So the last few days have been really busy. I haven't updated since Monday. But we haven't really done that much. It hasn't been very productive....
-I LEARNED ABOUT SNAKES!
-Chessie <3 [I dunno if I've written about her yet, she's my new favorite person, she loves Christian and Alex Evans] gave me some VERY helpful job ideas.
-Abbey and I went to the mall and we had a super fun time! Except for when that lady in Sephora pushed me over...Then she let me borrow the Paducah shoes again!
-EVERYONE LOVES COBRA! And they know Guilty Pleasure. [Well, maybe not everyone...]
-People REALLY don't seem to like letting our class go to the bathroom.
-Maggie found a really hot dead dragonfly. He's huge.
-There is suddenly an abundance of crocs. But Diondra, Lindsey and Steph hate them too.
I'm not sure what else.
Dress down day tomorrow!! And it's Friday, thank god!
xxoo

I'll Be Your Best Kept Secret &+ Your Biggest Mistake

The first two official school days have been just gahh.
Tuesday we had homeroom and that's always fun. Steph and I talked about Fall Out Boy, because Lizzie just gave me one of their CDs and it's really really good. Then we had math first and that just flat out stumped us. Because it takes us a little while to process these things and Mrs. Thompson just goes fast fast fast. I loved when we were doing a problem though, and all of a sudden Abbey goes 'I feel stupid!' Because she's so not, and it was just quite funny. Then we had science with the brandy-new science teacher who's related to Lizzie Bordon and NOT MARRIED. We had to had to figure out what was in an envelope in her class. It wasn't owl pellets, that's fersure. i remember sitting on the floor at lunch. Then we had history with Mrs. V and Abbey and I had an amazing Twilight Moment when we found out the tallest mountain the the US is called Denali, and we were both like 'DENALI? So that's where they come from!' Because the Denali clan are the Cullen's extended family in Twilight. Everyone looked at us like we were crazy, but hey, we are!
It's a pretty mountain!
Then religion. But that was boring.
Today was sort of gross. We had health first period, and my allergies started acting up. Mrs Cummings got all huffy because the topic of a colonoscopy came up? I think she over reaccted. In spanish we learned Senora Teixeira doesn't like bananas. I gave Sister P a hug!! We had to write paragraphs in english, so I wrote about Jas swimming for the very first time! She's a pretty baby.
In study Mariana, Greta, Lizzie and I went to the library and that was pretty fun. Then we had to read. Blahh. On the bus ride home Maggie sang me a song from the Twilight Musical entitled 'I wanna suck her blood.' It's from the very first science class, sang by Edward. It's quite catchy, actually. Then Maggie shot her headband at me and it went out the window. We pretty much started dying laughing.
THANK GODDDD THERE'S A FOUR DAY WEEKEND!
I couldn't handle anything less right now.
xoxoxoxoXO

It's too early to come up with a good title

Steph and Diondra have this website. [CLICK HERE!] Yes, they are obsessed with Fall Out Boy, but that's okay! Everyone's obsessed with something. [God knows you guys should know that by now. By the way I ramble on about certain things.] And they are crazy too. But you know what? THEY ARE AMAZING ANYWAY. So go look at their website! They are quite talented in making all sorts of pretty things. Look at what Steph made me a little while ago!

Isn't it fabulous? And it's All Time Low! Who are, by the way, amazing. Steph keeps making fun of Alex's last name [Gaskarth], but thats okay. They are still fabulous. [From left to right, Jack, Zack, Alex, and Rian.] But I'll do and All Time Low post later.
But go to the website, the link is somewhere up there [^^^] and have a look around. Go to the comment section, where I left a lovely comment, which apparently improves your mood greatly.
Yay Steph and Diondra!
xoxo

I cant talk, and I haven't even had any strong drinks!!

[Yesterday and today]
Yesterday was fun I guess?
Homeroom- Steph said Ellie[Bob] and I have no lives. Did math homework.
Religion- Sister P was talking, but she couldn't get the words out, so she goes "Oh dear, I can't talk and I haven't even had any strong drinks!" And we are all like DYING laughing. And she kept doing it to, it was so funny!! Abbey and I were like looking at each other and giggling every time she did it.
Math- Math test. Boring.
Study- Went to the library. Ellie got a detention from Sister Viola.
History- We colored maps. And um.....not much else.
After school- I didn't stay but-Ellie's detention slip got ripped up by the secretary. Apparently, it was awesome.
Today was so....crazy I guess?
Homeroom- Another lizard died! It was all, like, floating in the water. Because they're in a tank with water, yet they can't swim...
Spanish- We made little baseball fields!! They are very cute. We totally lost track of time though.
Computer- Got to computer LATE! The teacher was like all quiet and not talking you could tell she was mad. We have a robotics test next class.....and the whole entire class is like "So failing that".
Lunch- Ellie forced me to eat something. I hate that she talks me into stuff sometimes.
Science- We had to dissect a chicken. Gag me with a spoon. It was so gross, I felt like I was going to park a custard. So the teacher was like "Go find a camera and take pictures!" So I now have pictures. If I cant get them, I'll post them.
English- Like a little classroom jail cell. We weren't allowed to leave. The sub [our computer teacher] was all strict.
After school- MISSED MY BUS! Because our sub kept us late for some stupid thing that wasn't even in the directions and then my locker wouldn't open! I was like ughh! So I stayed after for Spanish Club. We went down to the cafeteria, because we were going to buy cookies, but they were closed, so we were like knocking on the door all soft. So I was like banging on it and I'm like "Please we need cookies for our convention for starving people!" But they didn't open up. It was quite frustrating. So then we went and like, sat on the stairs, for 10 minutes. Elizah came down and found us. Lizzie was like, spazzing on the stairs, and her shoe fell off so Elizah picks it up, and throws it at some girl walking up the stairs! And it totally hits her in the bum! We were like "ELIZAH!" So then Elizah like runs over and takes Lizzie's shoe and throws it outside! So Lizzie runs out to get it but she totally gets locked out. So she's sitting on the ground all dejected with her shoe and this lady like walks behind her and gives her like this death look. It was really funny. So then we walk back up to Spanish club
We drew pictures of things that are fun. Some things on our list are
-Cheese [Very badly drawn, looks like a yellow triangle with holes.]
-Fire [Turned into burning Dylan]
-Playing in traffic
-Lizzie's shoe [It was taped onto the paper until Lizzie took it back]
-Lizzie's marriage certificate [She got married to Zac Efron today, in computer class. Amy, Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas and I were all there. It was great.]
-A picture of Ellie. [As an elephant, but she doesn't really look like that.]
-Who knows what else??
After that was done we all went to the playground. We played on the swings!! There was one point were Ellie was like "OMG!" And she had almost totally fallen off her swing I was like "AHHH!" Then I ran over and totally saved her life. [Well, almost.] So she goes on swinging and her shoe totally flied off and Hannah runs and takes it and ties it to the top of this like tall twisty pole thing. So I climb up and untie her shoe and throw it down to her. Then Lizzie is on the little platform and she's like "Go jump down." And I'm like flipping out because like, my foot is stuck and I can't get down. Then I slide all the way down and Ellie's like "Oh!" And she finally helps me. Then we go to get Palagi's and Lizzie's like "3 tiger's blood." [It's like, cherry. But they call it tiger's blood, don't ask me why.] And Ellie's like "But I want lemon." And Lizzie's like "Your such an outcast!!" Then Ellie got all frustrated because I wanted her lemon one instead of the one I ordered. It was actually really funny. And the whole time, over the whole afternoon, Lizzie's has been randomly throwing her celly at the ground. And it didn't not break one time!! I swear, her cell phone must be like, indestructible.
New pictures of the puppies!! 16 days left.
xoxo

Awwwwwwwww

Steph and Ellie are both sick.
♥♥♥♥♥
Feel better you guys!!
[200th blog post!!]

Bowling in the 80's [Well, almost]

My fierce, fabulous and flawless day!
Homeroom-Ellie buys me candy. She's amazing!!
Robotics Meeting [Gag me with a spoon]-I'm with Maggie and Maddie and we are doing Chile! I ♥♥♥ Incas and their bloody hearts.
Study-Library with Amy and Hannah. Saw Maggie, and printed excessively.
Talk in Cafeteria-Um, I think we got in trouble, but I'm not sure because we like, missed the whole thing.
History-Not much here. :]
Bus-Ewwww, conjoined candy tastes so bad!!
Bowling-God, I hate bowling. Lizzie had to practicly drag be up there every time. Had people bowl for me if I didn't feel like it. The music they played here was so bad. And the music videos?? Don't even get me started. Let's just say there was Thriller, and people knew the dance.
Bus back-Texted. iPod. Waved to people. Didn't get flipped off this year.
School-Showed Hannah her blog post, Steph drew pictures of me on the board.
<33333

Ohmigawd

Okay so Walmart Will Do has just awarded me [and two other people] the Absolutely Fierce Thinking Blogger Award! [Fun, right??] Okay, here are the questions.


1. What is the story behind the name of your blog and the nickname?
Well, It's Absolutely Shiztastic, just was kinda like "What??" you know. Shiztastic is a word that Maggie and I made up on the bus outside of school one day, I forget how. But it just kinda stuck.
And the quote under it is from every one's favorite, Stephen Colbert!!

2. Why did you start blogging in the first place?
Maggie actually had a blog, so she was like "Please, please, please, Alana, make one!" So I did but it was so bad, and pointless that I deleted it. Then I made this one, like last May, just cause I was bored, I think.

3. What has been your best and worst blogging experience?
Um, the worst blogging experience is probably like expecting your blog to have lots of comments and links and have lots of people visit it, and then like....nothing. It takes a while, you know? The best experience was like, actually looking at other peoples blogs and reading them and meeting all new people that might like live no where near you that you might have never met.

4. What do you think/want to happen to your blog in 2008?
I really want to get like more viewers. And maybe more comments, thought I get some of those already. [HINT HINT as Sister P would say.] Other than that I'm happy.

So, the award is going to.......
Maggie! From Sugar Spice and Shizzle
Steph! From *cough cough* Steffles 4 life
Greta! From Floppy
Only I don't know if she reads my blog, so what the heck, I'll also give it to
Edy! From Everything is Fantabulous
Have fun with that you guys!!
xoxox

Stephie's House Today

Ohmigawd. Well, there is only so much you can say about Steph's house today. I mean finding out about her boyfriend??
WOW!! Shocker, right? Yes, yes, I know. Among the other things that happened were these:
We tried to made Steph a new sn [believe me she needs one!!]
We stalked a turkey.
We saw a DeLorean and an unmarked cop car.
We listened to Dora sing a happy song.
I totally cheated at Life, but somehow Steph still won.
We updated Steph's blog like 7 times.
Steph broke my cookie!!
Mhm. It was just so fab, you don't believe it.
xoxo

Contacts: They're like dentures for your eyes!

Homeroom- Helped Steph find her Spanish book on top of the lockers. We also made up a word of the day- Stoodle: An exclamation of surprise: Oh stoodle!!
Spanish- We went over words. Blah.
Computer- Finished Photoshop pictures. Amy gave me copies of her pictures 'Cory Worthington' and 'Wild Aussie' and Lizzie gave me a picture of hers '[Poop] Water'
Lunch- People need to get their own money. God.
Science- Hard hard hard test! 7 pages, 51 questions. Like an exam.
English- I just kinda lost it then. I finished my book so I was reading Lizzie's. And sitting all weird with Laura and Megan.
Dance tonight...fab right?
xoxoxo
Peacock or Elephant??

It's like a soap opera, only better

Kay, so I'm at Nana's right now, doing my daily blog post, and I'm dong another one late, and it's going to be fabulous!!
Homeroom- Stephadodle [that's her real name, I swear!!] got shots yesterday, so everyone was poking her arm, and then she would scream. I felt bad, and did not poke her, but gave her a hug.
History- Ummmm....we read all class. Kinda boring.
Religion- OMG I LOVE THE EASTER BUNNY! Yay!! Okay so there as some seriously funny stuff going on in Religion toay!! Here's what happened:
Me: [Reading Bible] So the fruit of [insert holy word here]--
Sister P: [She loves cutting people off.] And what is the fruit of [same holy word here]?
Elizah: [To me] Peaches.
Me: [To Elizah] Peaches?
Elizah: Why not? I like peaches.
Sister P: No! Not peaches! Julia, do they mean by fruit?
Julia: Uhhh... doing good deeds?
Sister P: Right!! Hannah, read verse 17.
[While Hannah is reading]
Eizah: I think doing good deeds is a vegetable...
Me: I love that!! It's so a vegetable!!
Lunch- Lunch was such a modern day soap opera mixed with like a bad mean girls remake, mixed with bad comebacks, Alica Keys, all the bad American Idol auditions combined and Lizzie, all crazy on her bagel w/ cream cheese. You can't get much better than that!
Mathy- We started measurements. Blahh.
Study- Luckily, 5 of us [Me, Laura, Lizzie, Amy, Emily] went to the library. We saw a book about a girl who always wanted to be a guy so she becomes one named, like, Gary or something. It's really weird. And called Parrotfish. What kind of name is that??
xoxo...My fabulous picture post will come wayy later!

The Absolutely Fabu-not Day of ME!

My fabu-not day!!
Homeroom-Apparently we had homework. Which I didn't do. Because I was sick, and I was not told. So I did it in homeroom. No big loss. Steph wasn't here today. I was v. v. sad because I wanted to see if Maggie said was true, if she really does look like a turtle. [Although I highly doubt it.]
Science-Emily and I finished our penny-question thing. And started a confusing family chart for people with skin disorders.
English-I went to the library. Got a book. Then I became a homeless person, right next to Hannah.
Lunch-I would never have guessed that violence is the answer, but hey, if punching people in the stomach works for you, they by all means, go for it!!
Spanish-All the groups presented their plays. All but one.....
Computer-New class! Kinda blah really, hate keyboarding. My computer fell asleep so fast so I set it to fall asleep every 1,000 minutes, by Greta says thats bad, so I changed it to 10.
After School-10 extra points on the mathy retake tomorrow!!
xoxo, have to go look at my pretty little designer dresses. [6 and counting!]

Calvin and Hobbes!

This is Calvin and Hobbes. They are anything and everything they want to be. They can time travel, transmogrify, duplicate, become smarter and have their own club, called G.R.O.S.S. [Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.] Together they ambush Susie, who is in Calvin's class, wreck havoc while their babysitter, Rosalyn is put to the test, face bullies like Moe, who beats Calvin up, hand the planet over to two aliens, Galaxoid and Nebular, in exchange for a leaf project and a lot more. Calvin's alter egos are Spaceman Spiff [an explorer of the galaxy], Tracer Bullet [a detective], and Stupendous Man [a super hero]. He can create fabulous snowmen and thinks of them as works of art. Hobbes is very philosophical, and pro-tiger all the way. To anyone else but Calvin he appears to be a stuffed tiger, but he is so much more than that.
Calvin is 6 years old and in first grade. He's probably failing, or close to it, but he's the smartest 6 year old I've ever met.
Hobbes is the most philosophical tiger one could ever hope to meet, despite the fact that he'll probably want a sandwich to two along the way.
You've gotta love Calvin and Hobbes!
XD
[All credits to the great Bill Watterson, who writes the Calvin and Hobbes comic.]
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To Dave and Stephanie!