So Dead

I went to bed at like 1:30 this morning, because Mom and I were up all night watching Bones. And I'm so dead, and can't think of anything to write so I'm going to do this survey I found on someone else's blog. With changes though, so as not to plagiarize.[It's shortened though, because it's long.]
SURVEY
1. What’s your favorite children’s book?
Uhm...let's see, I'm going to go with OH! I don't know what it's called, but it's about this bear, and this cat, and it's cute.
2. What’s your favorite type of cake?
OHMIGAWDDD I love this cake that mom makes, it's like, all chocolate, all the way around. With chocolate chips on top. The only reason I don't have chocolate ice cream with it is because I think chocolate ice cream tastes yucky. But it really is the best cake ever!!
3. What is the last song you listened to?
Up The Junction, by Squeeze. It's really good, and Lily Allen did a cover of it, for Yahoo.
4. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, line 7 . Write down what it says- This made Pirates float better-something that was very useful to our ancestors, as they were sometimes without boats.
5. What are your 3 best qualities? Apparently, I have a fabulous sense of humor[even if people don't get it sometimes], I'm loyal, and...I'm stealthy!!
6. Do you think you're a kind person?
Uhm, I think so. I've been told I'm too nice, actually. I care about peoples feelings too much, which scares me, be cause it makes me sound like a guidance counselor, so I'm working on being meaner.
7. What color is your toothbrush?
I dunno, I can't find it.
8. What's your all-time favorite, most-repeated movie quote?
Hm. Well, a lot of my most repeated quotes have come out of Legally Blonde The Musical. Ones such as: "Some serious! Someone Lawyer-ly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!", "This is Harvard, not a stripper bar.", "It's like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!", "I hate you Brooke! And I love you for it!!", "Bend and Snap!!", "Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!", "You've got the best frickin' shoes!", "And not we have two kids, and one more on the way..." And that's not all!!
9. What was your least favorite class in school?
ARG! The list could go on, and on, but I'm going to go with Math, Health/Gym, and Computers. And Science. And all the rest. Except ART because ART is my best friend.
10. What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?
Last night when Bones called Jesus a zombie. It went like this:
Booth: Catholics don't bring people back from the dead. Voodoo does, but we don't.
Bones: Jesus was reincarnated.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!!
11. Where were you when 9-11 happened?
School. I don't remember it though.
12. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually buy stuff from the vending machine with other people, so there are two people there. let's say it's Maggie. I will sun into it from the side, then Maggie would try to pull it over. Then we would kick it. Then, if none of that works, Maggie would go search for money in the choral room, and outside, and in the bathrooms, amazingly come up with 85 cents, and manage to get us 2 packages of Skittles. I would just like to state, that yes, Maggie is in fact amazing. She manages to get 2 dollars from 2 random high schoolers one time, without even really talking to them.
13. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My celly, my iPod, my camera. I can talk to people while taking pictures while listening to music. I'm quite the multi-tasker.
14. Can you change the oil on a car?
I've never tried. Knowing me, I would end up spilling the oil into the trunk or something. So let's go with no.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
'Give this heart <3
16. Do you like to cook?
I suppose if I got the chance, I would like to cook, but as it is right now, I'm always busy, and people don't trust me around ovens.
17. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
It's Aussie, and apparently it smells quite good, because Amy always asks me what shampoo I use, because my hair smells fabulous.
18. What are you wearing?
Fabulous shoes. They are the only thing that matter, because they are SO cute!!
19. What kind of bear is best?
Bears are the number one threat to America, don't you know? [Pandas, I just got one for Christmas!!]
20. What’s the last book you finished?
I can't remember. Something...good. I remember reading it in the care on the way to Dad's house.
21. Do you like to dance?
Mae. No. Maggie swears I'm a good dancer, but I dunno.
22. What did you have for dinner last night

Pizza. Then Mom decided to go crazy and let us have lots of dessert.
23. What’s your favorite painting?
I can't find a picture of it, but it looks like the angel Gabriel flipping the virgin Mary off. I saw it in an old museum.
24. If you could have any hair in the world, what kind would you want?
Okay, so I love Audrey Kitching's hair, but you know, that wouldn't look good on me. If we're talking natural hair colours, then not-too-long deep red wavy hair. Well that took up a significant 30 minutes. Love you all, xoxoxo

Ladida

Okay, right now my cat Blizz is having a spaz with a piece of my water bottle. Well, she just stopped but she was, it was making the table shake as we were eating breakfast.
Anyway, in the Wall Street Journal today [which, if you know me at all, my reading of the paper is strictly the comics, stuff about movies, and/or anything fashion related, so the chances of me reading the Wall Street Journal are so slim because it's always boring and business-y], and the only reason I picked it up was because Stephen Colbert was on the front. So it ended up being about the writers strike, and the shows starting again. The Colbert Report and The Daily Show [With Jon Stewart] are scheduled to return January 7th, with no writers, which put a big burden particularly on them. Strike rules say that they can't do the normal opening monologue, or plan the show out in advance. The producers of the shows are finding it hard to get celebrities to come onto the show as well, although David Letterman is supposedly having Donald Trump.
Anyhoodle, with hope that the show will be as smashing[I swear, something is wrong with me today. I just said smashing. I never say smashing!!]as ever, I have to go, because I have Gilmore Girls to watch.
Caio for now cuppycakes!!

Colbie Caillat&Other Stuff

I absolutely lovelovelove this CD. I got it for Debbie for Christmas, and it's really good. I'm deff downloading it to my iPod. It's a happy CD. Makes me smile, even thought I know that is a totally cheesy. It's really shiztasticly drastically good though.
Other fabby CDs:
Paramore-Riot!
Squeeze-Squeeze Singles
Alicia Keys-As I Am
xoxoxo

Heyy

Happy Boxing Day. I hope you have fun...uh...boxing?? Or whatever you are supposed to do today.
I'm so glad we don't have to go back to school until next Wednesday. Because I deff need time off from school. I've been sleeping so late, and I never sleep late. Or fall out of bed in the morning. Which I did today. But that isn't the point.
So one of my Christmas presents was tickets to Rent, on January 19th. We have, like, the best seats in the place, they are the front row of the balcony. Fabulous, right?? And, I don't know that much about it, but I want to see it. Mom says it's making up for the whole Legally Blonde thing. But it looks good, and I do want to see it.
Anyhoodle, I'm going to Dad's today and I'm going to be there through Saturday.
xoxoxo
Byee

Christmas Day

Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate.

It's the 100th post of this blog!
Yay!!
As far as I'm concerned, this is The. Worst. Christmas. Ever.
So, I love you all.
So, so, so much.
You don't even know.
Hope your Christmas is better than mine.
xoxo

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and Happy Kwanzaa!!

Christmas Eve

On window panes, the icy frost
Leaves feathered patterns, crissed & crossed,
But in our house the Christmas tree
Is decorated festively
With tiny dots of colored light
That cozy up this winter night.
Christmas songs, familiar, slow, Play softly on the radio.
Pops and hisses from the fire Whistle with the bells and choir.
My tiger is now fast asleep On his back and dreaming deep.
When the fire makes him hot, He turns to warm whatever's not.
Propped against him on the rug, I give my friend a gentle hug.
Tomorrow's what I'm waiting for, But I can wait a little more.
[A Calvin and Hobbes Christmas Poem]

Belated Hanukkah

[Sung by Adam Sandler]

Happy Kwanzaa, Too.
[Oh look! It's that little bald boy! Who is, like 6! He bugs me!!]

XOXOXO I love you all!!

Caramel♥

Okay, so Cara had to go to the hospital Saturday, because she was shaking, and not acting like herself at all. So we took her over to Angell and they had her stay overnight with an IV. Dad and I went to visit her today and she seemed better but they wanted her to stay over again so she can take some sort of x-ray tomorrow. She's really a lot better than she was Saturday night, then she was really bad. I got really scared because, well, you know, with the cancer you never know what is going to happen. I mean, she's had it for about 2 years now, and she has done really great but still...[She usually looks a lot perkier. This is her Saturday afternoon.]

Hoping she gets better,
xoxoxox

I feel like

Well, actually I feel really happy. And kind of like I'm going to puke. But that last part could just be from all the fudge and grapes yesterday.
OHMIGAWDDDD! New Fred video. I have to go watch it until I've memorized some of the lines
xoxoxo bye!!!

Today I did...

...absolutely nothing at all. Well, I watched TV, I guess. Gilmore Girls, which I can see why Leena and Ashley love and Scrubs, which is strangely addictive. Then we watched Bones.

Given the fact that I did nothing all day here are some cute shirts that you need to see!

Mhm, it's true!

I love Jack. He's so adorkable!

Despite the fact that he has a reversible Batman cape and an old west type hat, and that stripes don't look good on anyone, I love him too.

It's so gangsta
Like that song...only about global warming and not Mims.
Mr. Stephen Colbert taught me this, that the Number One Threat to America is Bears. Rawr.
If you don't get this...well, I'm not even going to bother to explain.
Some vampires are just good[like Angel]...so don't go pro-garlic, it kills
I absolutely love this shirt even though the shoes were stolen from Nessa and stealing is one of the 10 commandments. [ie, It's bad.]
This shirt could not be more true. Like see that thing about the 10 commandments up there? I wasn't even payed to do that. It just comes naturally. Cause me and God are tight.

I ♥LOVE♥ this shirt. So much. How could you not??

xoxoxo

Amazingly cute...

Fortune Cookie Earings

Donut Earings

Cupcake Earings

Cupcake Bracelet
Cherry Earings

More here

Aren't they adorable??? I love them!!
xoxo

A Calvin and Hobbes poem

My hands were all shaky, my face had gone pale.
A letter from Santa just arrived in the mail!!
It was hand-written in old-fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed and dated twelve ten
"Dear Calvin" it said, "I'm writing because
This year I've replaced my 'naughty/nice' laws.
So now I urge you: be vulgar and crude!
I like it when children are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table! Gargle your peas!
Never say 'thank you,' 'you're welcome,' or 'please.'
Talk back to your mother! Don't do as you're told!
Stick your tongue out at your Dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy, I really don't care!
Act like a jerk, anytime, anywhere!
I'm changing the rules! The bad boys and girls
Will be, from now on, the ones who get toys!
Good little kids make me sick, it's no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa"...And the I awoke.
I hate being good [or trying to fake it],
Six days until Christmas! I don't think I'll make it.

In other news....
LILY ALLEN IS PREGNANT!!!
xoxo

Off to Target...

So Mom and I are off to Target to buy prezzies for all my lovely bestie friends! And I'm posting from Mom's Blackberry, which I'm soooo happy I can log in on it. Anyhoodle, Mom needs to e-mail people. Harumph. After Target it's home to study for religion and math. Joy, right? Yeah, psh, no!
Caio for now dahlings
Xoxo

I feel so mistrusted!

Mom told he that when she got back to her office from the party and saw she had a message from school, me, and Nana, she was like 'ohmigod.'
She thought I spilled the mercury and I was in trouble.
I was like 'What???'
How offensive is that??
V. v. don't you think?
Smooches,
bye!!

Today was ohmigawd!!!

Wait until you hear-or maybe you already did, because it was on the RADIO BABY!! Oh yeah!!
Anyway, so we had one exam today, on 4 [because it was 2-4] and there was a FIRE DRILL. At the beginning of the history exam. So on the one hand, why do it at the beginning of the exam, but on the other hand the nurse wasn't like, moving to leave. So we couldn't figure out what was going on. We all [except for high school] went out to the gym and sat there. A little while later they told us that there was one of those old thermometers, the kind with mercury in it, you know? And the nurse dropped it on the floor. Our exam is going to be when we get back from vacation, and we can't go back in the building to get out stuff. Thats right, its December, our coats are in there, some people have iPods, cellys, and a key to their house thats inside there. Also, some people had their books for their exams tomorrow in there. I had my purse but some people were so mad, because they didn't have theirs. And apparently, this spill thing happened two hours before we evacuated, and it's quite obvious that the principal went back into the building because she was wearing a coat, to rub it in everyones face that didn't have one, that she wasn't wearing before. So people did the following things to make up for all this:
Laura called the tip line for NBC10.
Amy was fake-hyperventilating.
Lizzie was being surprised.
Hannah Elizabeth was attempting to high-five with people.
Greta was busy tying to get her shoes back, since people kept taking them off.
Emily was yelling at the fourth graders.
I, on the other hand was convinced that the ghost of Anna-Nicole Smith was harassing us, and kept shouting 'STOP IT Anna-Nicole!!'
So we must continue with life. Without coats, without books, exams tomorrow [English and Spanish], the ghost of Anna-Nicole Smith still haunting us. *Sigh.*
Ah well! Laura is here and we have some Spanish to study.
Adios!!!
[That's right, we are so going to pass.] [Not!]


These are Greta's pretty shoes, that everyone loves and that I desperately want. ♥

Awww sweetie...

Don't do it, please. You can't handle this now. Really.
Guess what? Britney Spears may be getting married again. Show of hands, who thinks this is not what she needs??? Everyones hand should be going up right now, okay? Like, what if she has more kids? K-Fed is threatening to take a restraining order out against Sam Lutfi, whom she might be marrying so that he can't see the kids, to get full custody.
More here and here.
History studying
xoxoxox!

Happy Birthday!!!

To Amy, who's birthday is today.
And to Alana, who's birthday is December 18th.
And also here to give you my deal sentence, sorry, exam schedule, for this week.
Monday-Science
Tuesday-History
Wednesday-English and Spanish
Thursday-Religion and Math
Friday-NO SCHOOL!!! Providing there's not a snow day. Only week of the year when you don't want snow.
Byeee!
xoxoxo

Tin Man!

So, we finished watching Tin Man last night and ohmigawd, ohmigawd you guys, I absolutely love it!! Zooey Deschanel, Emily Deschanel's [Temperance Brennan, from Bones] sister stars in it along with Alan Cummings, Richard Dreyfuss, Neal McDonough and Kathleen Robertson.
Main Characters, from the left: Glitch, DG, Tin Man, Raw, and Azkadellia.
So it's set in the future if you are going by Wizard of Oz/Wicked standards, because Dorothy is DG's great-great-great-great-grandmother or something like that. [DG, Dorothy Gale, get it?] Anyway, if you go here, it's the official website, and maybe it will say if it is playing again. Because, if it is, you deff have to see it. Especially if you liked Wicked because I think you might like this too.
Adios, xoxo

A note from my black hole of exam doom:

Exams suck. Do I really, honestly need to know the formula for respiration?
Um let's see....
NO!
And there is snow outside I could be playing in.
Mae.
Don't let the exams get you down...
It's too late for me, but save yourself!
Muah muah muah, back to the books.

No school today!

So it's a professional day! I love professional days, even if I'm not sure what they are...
But that doesn't matter because it's like intense exam study time. In case you have exams too, heres something to help you with your Spanish exam!!

xoxo
Hope that helps!

FINALLY!!!

The is finally SNOW! I highly doubt it was enough to catch up to Wisconsin yet but, hey it was enough to get us out of school at 12:30!! Everyone was FLIPPING OUT we were so happy! We didn't have lunch so we all went to buy food before health and be were all eating unhealthy food there. It was really funny. In science I kept getting up and pretending to look for tissues so I could look out the window to see how much snow we had. Then I would jump around and be like 'YEAH!!' The downside is that it took us like two hours to get home on the bus! It was very stressful. Hehe!
So, on the SciFi channel the other day, they showed this three part thing called Tin Man. It's like, this 'what if' sort of modern day play on The Wizard of Oz. Let me tell you right now, it's addictive. It's six hours long because they spread it out for four days and I watched about 4 hours straight of it until mom was like 'STOP!' I really like it, I can't wait to see the rest.
Tonight is the last night and then...major crackdown for exams EVEN THOUGH there is snow outside. Mae.
xoxo
Snaps for me!! I give people socks!!

Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn

This song is the best right now. I absolutely love it, it's my ring tone. Hellogoodbye is my favorite band right now so...Enjoy!

WHY

My printer won't let me print the whole thing for the Spanish practice exam. Mae.
Since I'm doing Spanish homework, here is a lovely picture of a zebra for you to look at. He's Spanglish.
Isn't he adorable?? Yes, he is. Anyway, I'm off to see if french fries are a fruit. [It's the next question on the practice test.]
Smooches, byee!

Christmas is soon and ARG

It's a stressful season. It really is. With the presents and you don't know who's gonna get you one. It's all a big travesty. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Kwansaneise. So BAM!
Now, if you will excuse me I have to go watch Earl break out of jail, while eating sour jelly beans. Yum.
:]
"Auf Wiedersehen" As Heidi says!

EXAMS

Okay, so exams are next week and I'm really scared. Yeah. Here's my status.
Science: So scared. This is in my top three.
History: Pretty good. I know the stuff pretty well.
English: Know this stuff. Yeah.
Spanish: Also in my top three. nervous about this one. We didn't have this exam last year.
Religion: Gasp. I pretty much know this. I'll just read through scripture a couple of times or so...
Math: The third and final in my top three. Most of it I know but still...it's math!
So, yeah, school is blah, so not loving it.
Smooches, bye!

Calvin and Hobbes!

This is Calvin and Hobbes. They are anything and everything they want to be. They can time travel, transmogrify, duplicate, become smarter and have their own club, called G.R.O.S.S. [Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.] Together they ambush Susie, who is in Calvin's class, wreck havoc while their babysitter, Rosalyn is put to the test, face bullies like Moe, who beats Calvin up, hand the planet over to two aliens, Galaxoid and Nebular, in exchange for a leaf project and a lot more. Calvin's alter egos are Spaceman Spiff [an explorer of the galaxy], Tracer Bullet [a detective], and Stupendous Man [a super hero]. He can create fabulous snowmen and thinks of them as works of art. Hobbes is very philosophical, and pro-tiger all the way. To anyone else but Calvin he appears to be a stuffed tiger, but he is so much more than that.
Calvin is 6 years old and in first grade. He's probably failing, or close to it, but he's the smartest 6 year old I've ever met.
Hobbes is the most philosophical tiger one could ever hope to meet, despite the fact that he'll probably want a sandwich to two along the way.
You've gotta love Calvin and Hobbes!
XD
[All credits to the great Bill Watterson, who writes the Calvin and Hobbes comic.]
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To Dave and Stephanie!

Caroline's A Victim

Caroline's A Victim, by Kate Nash.
Cute, funky, quirky.
Listen, love it.
xoxo

2.4

That was my 'number' in health. 2.4, so yeah, today was kinda blahh!
Homeroom-Ran around like a cah-ray-zee [I like syllables!] person!
Spanish-Learned about...Plurals stuff! And yummy stuff. Yummy bananas and hamburgers.
Health-OH BOY DO I HAVE A SHOCKER FOR YOU GUYS!!!! Health was fun, I'm not even kidding! We did three drug plays and the fake heroin the crack pack brought in was so yummy. [Canadian mints.]
Science- Worked on the kids. Our peoples names are Matthew and Elle and the kids names are Freddie, Buffy, Delilah, Stephen, Edward, and Jack. I love them all! Except for Edward.
English-Did A Christmas Carrol. I was the narrator. I read things such as 'Thunder crashed in the distance.' I was fabulous! Hehe.
After school-Made flowers, had cake, cleaned coffee pots, talked about trees, gave people middle names, used blackmail, went blind, fell over, distracted people, drooled over hot chocolate, knocked on doors, and gestured at by a cleaning lady on her birthday.
You can never have too much fun. Ever.


xoxo

Today!

The Christmas Carrol at school today was really good. I liked it a lot. Maggie, and Leena and other people were in it and they all did a fabulous job! It was fun, you know, checking out people eyebrows, seeing who had a British accent and who didn't, noticing the acne on the turkey...[That would be Taylor!]
This is my Christmas Tree! Isn't it pretty! Its all lit up and it this pretty spot in out living room.
Look at the tree! What a beautiful tree!


And this is my favorite toy from the Island of Misfit Toys! I never got what was wrong with him, I mean, he's extremely cute!
Ta-ta for now!

Mae

School.
Way too early.
Christmas Carrol production today!
So we're missing classes!!
Rawr.
Anyhoodle, breakfast!
xoxo
gossip girl

Christmas Tree

Mom and I are doing the Christmas tree tonight! I love doing the tree because it looks really cute and its festive and tree-like. It gives a holiday spirit, which means that I'm not as sick of the Santa's around every corner. Not that that means I don't scream every time a Christmas carol comes on the radio, because I get sick of those quick.
Don't you hate it when people talk about you and you can hear them? Like, bad stuff? It really bugs me when they know you can hear them too. It's annoying and it makes you feel all bad, and you didn't mean to say anything to offend them. And not like, middle school gossip stuff, like your family talking about you. It happens, maybe your parents just aren't as obvious as mine. Lucky you.
xoxo, off on the guilt train! joy!

Ladida

So its....December 1st! I just realized that! Rahh! 24 days until Christmas!!!
From what I can tell there is terrible wind out side and *hopefully* snow soon! Anyway, see the little picture up there? I absolutely love that movie! Its called The Nightmare Before Christmas and its really cute.
So...happy December! xoxox
byee!

Retreat

So we had our retreat today...and we had no idea what to expect at all. And let's just say I can wait until the next one. Really. Of course, Maggie loved it, and lets just face it here people, she could have led it too. [♥] So, be spent the whole day there and um...well it was like: CHURCH[God rocks!]!-The Musical. Some of the favorite lines that might make this one a Broadway hit are...
"God is not sexy like the Jonas Brothers."
"So they opened the guys wallet, found twenty bucks...and a tube of lipstick."
"'I made a God the Emcee rap!"
"So the robbers ran away, but one of them tripped, so the others just...left him there."
"The people in Hawaii were like, 'You need to eat more', so I was like, 'Okay!'"
"The traveler danced backwards around the mountain and said 'What am I doing? I'm an idiot!'"
"And Jesus said OH!!!"
"Come fish with me!"
"Tom Brady faked some passes to no one!!"
"Was that me? Did I say yes? Me? That was me?"
"Don't follow me, I'll lead you to Dunkin' Donuts. Follow Simon!"
"So do you guys think I look like Brad Pitt?"
"So the Samaritan helped the traveler onto her donkey...or, just pretended to..."
"Zac Efron couldn't help the traveler, because he had to fix his hair."
It is going to be so HOT! Just wait, we can all star in it, it will be amazing. You will all wanna see it, really.
Bottom line-Retreat was way boring, but remember: Ya'll are going to LOVE the musical!!
xoxo
you know you love it!

Anyhoodle....

Retreat today! Its sure to be blahh, but who knows?
Ya know there are gonna be guys there? We are going to have to pray in front of guys!! [Hehe Emily!]
This is for Katherine!!!^^^ :]

HUMPH!

The Broadway Strike?
[Thats right, capitalized!]
Yeah, well, apparently, its over.
Hope your families get to stay in their homes insensitive loser.
humph

Lily Allen/Christina Aguilera

So I was on GFY today and I saw two things that made me sad/shocked.
Lily First.
She's been diagnosed with a heart murmur, so it says in the article. I'm not exactly sure what a heart murmur is, but apparently it's not that fatal, and that's good. She's taking care of herself too, which is really good. As for the dress...well I don't know if I would wear it but it looks good on her.
Now, Christina.
MARIE CLAIRE!!! Why on Earth would you do that?? Like come on! everyone already knew she was pregnant but, my GOD! Like her kids are gonna grow up and be like "MOM!" Like, if you are gonna do naked shots...well preferably, don't but if you are gonna stuck to the ones when you aren't pregnant, please? Thanks!
xoxo
gossip girl!!

Blahh

I feel so sick.
Today was so not the best day.
I hate school.
It makes you a soul-less corporate drone with no personality.
Hate it, hate it, hate it.
Do you suppose my teachers would still be all 'Oh she's so full of life!' if I went emo?
Suppose it would make them realize how much I don't like them?
Hope so.
Bye, in an emo-like voice.

Tim Gunn!!

There is one thing you need to know about Tim Gunn: He is love. He is literally one of the best people ever. Not love like in a oh, wanna marry him way, quite obviously, but he's just like...cool and such. and he's got his own TV show, that Veronica Webb co-hosts, Tim Gunn's Guide to Style. And he is Project Runway's mentor. He's got a book to, and I think Mom wants to get it, and I have this cute shirt that I bought in New York that says Tim Gunn told me to wear this T-shirt!! He really is cool though. Auntie Mary met him, and Uncle Chris was like "Are you going to do a show for guys?" And Tim is like "Yes, sometime next year." So Uncle Chris goes "Oh, well just take me now then, because I need help!" And Tim is like, "No, you look fabulous!"
I have to go, so...Make it work!
hehe!!
xoxo

World Wildlife Fund

So when I was at Dad's Debbie asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I was like uh...I dunno? But there is this really cool thing where people can buy you like a gift card for WWF [World Wildlife Fund] and then you can choose an animal from the magazine or online and adopt it! It's not like they are going to bring it to your house cause it's like, wild and stuff. But the animals are endangered so you are helping them. It's so awesome!! ♥♥
Schoolie, blahhhh.

WWF

Saints Project

Dads.
Saints project for religion.
Singing to Legally Blonde.
Having some ice.
More later.
Byeee xoxo
Bend and Snap!
Look how good you're getting!
[Told you I was listening to Legally Blonde!!]

My week *OHMIGOD YOU GUYS!*

My week was so super fabulous! So, you guys know that my cousins were here, from Monday night to yesterday[Friday]...yeah it sucks they couldn't stay longer, I know. :[
So, Monday night I had to stay late at school, ya know, for math, and Laura's mom gave me a ride home and they [the Fab 5, as I will now call them] were there and we were like HI!! It was fun cause then they slept over.But the next morning we all had to get up early cause Elise and Kristi came to school with me. It was fun and such. And after school we went to this really fancy restaurant for Nana&Poopah[WHOOPS! I meant Papa] 50th. It was so awesome! Elise and I got all these fab pictures! So then Wednesday we like hung out. I don't really remember but it was so much random fun. Gav slept over that nightThen on Thanksgiving we went to Nana's house and it lo0oked so good. And OHMIGAWD Nana's DBC [Death By Chocolate]? It is to die for. As the name states. We all held hands romantically sarcastically and got attacked by some Martians, with a z and an s. Then we went outside and Elsie tried to convince me I'm fabulous at soccer. [No offense Elise but you didn't do a good job of convincing me.] And that I should try out for cabaret, which all and all don't go together. Gav killed Elise though, then he started shouting 'PUT HER IN THE RESURRECTION TREE!' Then stuck a 'reviver packet' in her face. It was [all together] quite funny. We went home and watched Legally Blonde, cause I had recored it. It was all suddenly interesting to Gavin when he discovered someone was murdered and when Elle called Emmett a buttface. Then G slept over that night to. So there was like 9 people sleeping over. The next day we chilled and went to the house to finish Thanksgiving leftovers. We had to leave for Dave's sisters house thought to see Auntie Mary[SHE'S MET TIM GUNN!!], so we had to leave before the Fab 5 did.
Anyway, it was amazing, but I have to go cause I'm at fadres and I'm sick, which sucks.
xoxo byeee! ily all!
[Elise, send me the pictures kay?? Thanks!!]

Happy Thanksgiving!!

So, Happy Thanksgiving!! Rawr!
It's like, 10:42 and we are doing absolutely nothing. Except for Eliseioso annoying me[but we love her anyway]. Evanna is reading my book, Krisoggi is being small, and Gavalino is scratching his stomach cause he's not wearing a shirt. I know some weird named people huh?
Anywho, we recorded Legally Blonde the Musical [it was on MTV today, isn't that great] and it was so super-fabulous-amazing-shiztastic!! I loved it so bad. Like wicked amazing, really good. I could've seen it in person, but no...
Are you gay or European?
xoxo
caio for now cuppycakes!

Who are you?

1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date?

.a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.)

.b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.)

.c) Painting in the park (5 pts)

.d) Rock concert (1 pt.)

.e) Going to the movies (3 pts.)

2. What is your favorite type of music?

.a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.)

.b) Alternative (1 pt.)

.c) Soft Rock (4 pts.)

.d) Country (5 pts.)

.e) Pop (3 pts.)

3. What type of movies do you prefer?

.a) Comedy (2 pts.)

.b) Horror (1 pt.)

.c) Musical (3 pts.)

.d) Romance (4 pts.)

.e) Documentary (5 pts.)

4. Which one of these occupations would you choose if you only could choose one of these?

.a) Waiter (4 pts.)

.b) Professional Sports Player (5 pts.)

.c) Teacher (3 pts.)

.d) Police (2 pts.)

.e) Cashier (1 pt)

5. What do you do with your spare time?

.a) Exercise (5 pts.)

.b) Read (4 pts.)

.c) Watch television (2 pts.)

.d) Listen to music (1 pt.)

.e) Sleep (3 pts.)

6. Which one of the following colors do you like best?

.a) Yellow (1 pt.)

.b) White (5 pts.)

.c) Sky Blue (3 pts.)

.d) Dark Blue (2 pts.)

.e) Red (4 pts.)

7. What do you prefer to eat?

.a) Snow (3 pts.)

.b) Pizza (2 pts.)

.c) Sushi (1 pt.)

.d) Pasta (4 pts.)

.e) Salad (5 pts.)

8 What is your favorite holiday?

.a) Halloween (1 pt.)

.b) Christmas (3 pts.)

.c) New Year (2 pts.)

.d) Valentine's Day (4 pts.)

.e) Thanksgiving (5 pts.)

9. If you could go to one of these places which one would it be?

.a) Paris (4 pts)

.b) Spain (5 pts)

.c) Las Vegas (1 pt)

.d) Hawaii (4 pts)

.e) Hollywood (3 pts)

10. With which of the following would you prefer to spend time with?

.a) Someone Smart (5 pts.)

.b) Someone attractive (2 pts.)

.c) Someone who likes to Party (1 pt.)

.d) Someone who always has fun (3 pts.)

.e) Someone very sentimental (4 pts.)

Now add up your points and find out the answer you have been waiting for!

(10-16 points) You are Garfield :

You are very comfortable, easy going, and you definitely know how to have fun but sometimes you take it to an extreme. You always know what you are doing and you are always in control of your life. Others may not see things as you do, but that doesn't mean that you always have to do what is right. Try to remember, your happy spirit may hurt you or others.

(17-23 points) You are Snoopy:

You are fun, you are very cool and popular. You always know what's in and you are never are out of style You are good at knowing how to satisfy everyone else. You have probably disappeared for a few days more than once but you always come home with the family values that you learned Being married and having children are important to you, but only after you have had your share of fun times

(24-28 points) You are Elmo:

You have lots of friends and you are also popular, always willing to give advice and help out a person in need. You are very optimistic and you always see the bright side of things. Some good advice: try not to be too much of a dreamer. Dreaming too big could cause many conflicts in your life.

(29-35 points) You are Sponge Bob Square Pants:

You are the classic person that everyone loves. You are the best friend that anyone could ever have and never wants to lose. You never cause harm to anyone and they would never not understand your feelings. Life is a journey, it's funny and calm for the most part. Stay away from traitors and jealous people, and you will be stress free.

(36-43 points) You are Charlie Brown:

You are tender, you fall in love quickly but you are also very serious about all relationships. You are a family person. You call your Mom every Sunday. You have many friends and may occasionally forget a few Birthdays. Don't let your passion confuse you with reality.

(44-50 points) You are Dexter:

You are smart and definitely a thinker... Every situation is fronted with a plan. You have a brilliant mind. You demonstrate very strong family principles. You maintain a stable routine but never ignore a bad Situation when it comes. Try to do less over thinking every once in a while to spice things up a bit with spontaneity!

I'm SpongeBob SquarePants, right on the edge of Elmo though, I had 29. Elsie had 35, almost Charlie Brown. Kristi was 32. Leave your comments! ♥This blog post courtesy of Auntie Kim♥

Yes, Peter Parker, IS, in fact, Spider-Man!!

So, it's Tuesday, and Elise is in the loo and Kristi is practicing Lizzie's awkward turtle thing. And now she's explaining how Harry Potter got his wand...even though I read the book. Weird. So we just came back from this really fancy restaurant celebrating Nana and Papa's 50th anniversary dinner. There was a waiter named Nick[I think so anyway] and he called Elise 'Senora' like 50 times. And called Uncle Mark 'Senora' too. So the bathroom, you walk in and it's like a mirror, so I kind of walked into it and then the second time we went in Elise walked into it. So did Nana. Its not like that in the guys room though. They must like to confuse females. Hmph.
Hi everyone, Alana has stuff to do, so I decided to write some random stuff. So, yeah. I just wanted to tell all you people at there that veal is baby cow and think of your poor dead baby cow that never got a chance to live!!!! And you're eating it for dinner. So anyway, Alana wasn't able to get out of detention which was totally unfair! But no one was especially mad. By the way, if you...never mind gotta go.
Yeah, so that was Elise, by the way, [the picture too] and uh, if it wasn't obvious, she's vegetarian, and she's ranting about veal because that's what Uncle Mark had for dinner. She like, had a spaz while drinking. So don't take it personally. Anywho they came to the academy today and it was fun!! Of course it was like, no school tomorrow so everybody was hyper and stuff. Greta wasn't there though! Sad! [FEEL BETTER NOW GRETA!!!♥] And mass was so funny cuz the bishop was taking off her church clothes and telling us about how she was a homeless person for like, a month. It was lovely. Really. :]
So we're chillin [like a villain] on Tuesday night, no school tomorrow, so staying up late [hopefully anyway]. Kristi is discovering the wonders of Spider-Man, and I'm being all huffy that EVAN[not Eric] hasn't read the comic books. Only seen the movies. Mae.
So yeah, snaps for all of you [that's right, go homeroom!].
byeeeeeeeeeee! [from Elise and Kristi too]
oh, yeah, and by the way, this is me getting run over by a car :] ^^^ up there

Just another manic Monday...

Monday again.
Two day week.
Thanks giving.
Going to be absolutely
SHIZTASTIC!!
♥♥
xoxo
gossip girl
byee

Saturday-ness

Chillin like a villain [on penicillin, as Mariana says]. Dad's supposed to be coming at 10, but I have no idea what we are going to do all day. There's nothing to do, quite literally. We will probably go for a drive or something, and I'll be bored. Ya know.
When we come back though we're frantically cleaning the house because the absolutely fabulously fantastical cousins are coming! For like, 5 days! And they are staying at my house because Nana and Papa's house isn't done yet, so when Dad and I finish whatever it is we are doing...I get to clean! Rawr! *Sarcasm Lizzie*
But anyway, I'm so exited for them to come, because I only get to see them like, twice a year. Last time I saw them was August and it's been like, 3 months but it seems way longer. Wayyyy longer.
Anyway, I'm off to buy Nana a card to mail to her as her first piece of mail.
Love you all [mostly] byee!

Science test today...

I'm so scared. Katherine said that she failed. Maggie said it was hard. I studied, but still. I don't wanna fail!!

At the library...

So, I'm at the library with Fadre, and there's this woman standing near me with this really ugly suit that makes her look like a pear. After this we are going to go to Borders and buy Stephen Colbert's book. It's gonna be radd!
So that party thing today was kinda sucky. Like, they had ice cream and played maybe, 2 good songs that didn't have synchronized movements. (There was Macerena, Cha-cha Slide, Cotton Eye Joe...I could continue, but I won't.) They played my Spice Girls song though! I was like YESSS!!! And Maggie and I were like screaming. And Kelsey took like, three pictures of me. I was like Kelsey don't, but she did anyway...I don't like having my picture taken. Mae. It's wasn't that fun though. Kinda just hung out. Nothing exiting. :[
So...the computer has three minutes left on it, so sadly, I have to go.
xoxo
[Girls make better ninjas]

Sigh....

Life just seems so boring. Like, nothing exiting ever happens...it's depressing. All that has happened lately is...
-I have that Spice Girls song 'Wannabe' stuck in my head
-There was a fire drill today, only we were outside in gym, so we had to stand there
-Dress down tomorrow and Friday
-Partay tomorrow for the principal
-I can't play soccer if my life depended on it...but I could attempt to do the Macarena and defense at the same time
-Megan bit my dead person's head
-I'm so going to fail the Science test...why, why, why???
Nothing much else...math...gross
xoxo

new york

So Mum and I went to New York On the 9th, and we took a train in there. Long, long train ride, so I was happy when Emily called, so we're talking and this [old] lady turns around and goes "Must you shout so?!?" And I'm like "Uh, sorry?" It was weird cause I wasn't shouting at all. Anyway, train ride up there was boring. So we get there and we go to the hotel to drop our bags off. Then we went to the Ripley's museum which was so awesomely shiztastic. Then we went to dinner at Planet Hollywood, which I love love love! It's got props from movies and they play music videos and such. It's radd, I wish we had one at home. Then we went to Madam Tussuad's, [the wax museum] and we took some fab pictures. I took one with Fidel Castro for Senora. It was funn! Then we were going back to the hotel and Mum noticed that I tend to almost walk into the most drunk people on the street. Hehe.
So the next day we get up at like, 9, because we stayed up to almost midnight. We are lazy bums. Hehe. So then we go to STABUCKS! Skipping the r's baby, thats just how we do! I had this really yummy glazed donut thing. I felt bad for the people sitting at the window bar seats cause right across the street form the Stabucks was a lovely light up flashing strip club. Yeah, great thing to wake you up with your morning cup of coffee huh? Anywho, then we went to Saks, 5th Avenue baby! It was amazing, like 9 floors of designer-y goodness. I loved it. They had it all decorated for winter and it looked all pretty. The shoe department was unbelievable. So then we go to Broadway, for Legally Blonde. And guess what? Broadway was canceled because the stupid stagehands were on strike. For some stupid thing. It was so idiotic. The main point here is that stagehands suck, and it's a good thing that guy was behind a fence, cause I wanted to kick him. So, we didn't get to see the play. And, I was mad, so we had to go to the M&M store to buy some chocolate and stuff. Chocolate is the best kind of therapy. Then we basically went shopping [2 new purses, 3 new shiztastic pairs of shoes]. Then we got the early train back, and spent the entire ride sitting in the cafe car across from a table of 4 drunk Australian guys. They had decided to randomly leave New York for the night and go clubbing somewhere else. They were all wearing weird shoes, and one of them was wearing this tight hoodie that said hugs and kisses on it in Italian. Mum read it, not me. So we think he bought a girls hoodie by accident. And he didn't know. [We didn't tell him.] So when we get in the cafe car, they order 4 Sam Adams. Then they ordered more. And then finished it all. And ordered Corona. All of it. The they wanted more, but they didn't want Heineken. But were afraid the buzz would be gone by the time they got to where ever they were going, [wouldn't that be tragic?] so they had Heineken anyway. Then they were all drunk so they were telling stories about ^ foot tall penguins. Then laughing loudly like HAWHAWHAWHAW!! It was very, very annoying. So I was glad when we got home.
xoxo going to do stuff

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!

So that's my camera, Dad and I bought it today!! Isn't it cute though? It's all shiny and lime green and uh, absolutely fabulous shiztasic snazzy! ^^^ And we bought it today because Dad thought I should have it today because tomorrow Mom and I are going to NEW YORK!!!
We're leaving tomorrow and coming back Saturday but we are gunna have so much fun!! We're going to a Ripley's museum, a tv studio [the one where Tim Gunn's show is filmed] and LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL!!! I'm so exited, and really really happy too. :]
my birthday's tomorrow 10:16 am baby
xoxo

COUNTDOWN!!!

Get Your Countdown

That's how much time we have left baby.
November 9, 10:16 [am]

It's 7:15-ish and Dad just called.
I'm getting the camera!!!

Smiles!

That's how I feel now! Really happy, because my birthday is on Friday(and everyone in our class knows it)! So...besides the fact that we have like, 3 other tests this week, it's gonna be so awesome! Because we have Friday off! Rahhh! So I'm finding out about the big secret thing uhm...Wednesday night. The 'secret event' is taking place Friday and Saturday, and a very 'exclusive' party of people are coming/going to be there. That's all I know, and once I find out what it is I will let you know.
Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday [ie, school]
xoxo gossip girl!
hehe

Facestrong Project

Stephen Colbert is staging Operation Facestrong. On his website he explains that with the help of MorphThing.com anyone can morph his face with anyone else's, as they can download thier own pictures as well as having those available on the website. Once you morph the faces you can e-mail the link to the webmaster and he could put it on the website.
Morph of Stephen Colbert and David Boreanaz [Angel on Buffy&Angel and Seeley Booth on Bones] can be found here. [I made it and e-mailed it to the webmaster.]
Well, stuff to do. Do that, play around with it, cause some of the mixtures can be really cool, [ie, Christina Aguilera and Sarah Michelle Gellar] but some can just be plain creepy. [ie, Michael Jackson and Marylin Manson.]
xoxoxo, byee

Bored...

Okay, so there's this dance at school tonight, and I'm way bored waiting for Laura to pick me up.
So I just bought Metro Station's cd and I love Ashley because she knows who they are! [They are, quite obviously, a band.] Yay! Today when I asked Maggie if she liked them she was like 'What's a Metro Station?' I love it though! I mean come on....
It's going to get harder
And it's going to burn brighter, and it's going to feel tougher each and every day
So let me say that I love you, you're all that I've ever wanted
All that I've ever dreamed of to come, and yes you did come
I want you so bad, can you feel it too?
You know I'm so, I'm so in love you
I want you for so much, I need you for so much
I need you, I need you, your love
Wasn't that sweet? <3