The ususal.
Okay, so as you obviously know, I got my puppy this weekend.
Her name is Jasmine. [Aka, Jas or Jazzy.]
One word: gorgeous.
She is seriously too cute. She's really soft. She's smart too! She knows to go in her crate when she wants to sleep and that if she pees and poops outside she'll get a treat. She chews on your shoelaces and your pants, and I had to wear my hair up all weekend because she would chew on that too. 
She whines when you put her in her crate, and sometimes doesn't sleep through the night. She loves being picked up and looking out the window in the car. She rolls in the grass and gets all dirty. She likes shade, she steps in her water when she's drinking it, and she can't finish a whole walk without being picked up. 
She chews on the gate, and the undersides on the kitchen cabinets. She lies under the kitchen cabinets, all hunched up, like Cara used to. She chews on Honey's fur, and bites her legs, and Honey couldn't care less. She chews on an empty Coke bottle. She's noticed Blizz, but hasn't really met her. She's like a little kid. She eats, plays for half an hour, then falls asleep.
I saved her from being sprayed by a skunk. When we take her for walks every one's all 'OHEMGEE! She's so cute!' People think she looks like the puppy in that K9 Advantix commercial. [What do you think?]
I couldn't love her more. I deff can't wait until people can meet her. From school, and everything. Because they would love her. Who wouldn't?
xoxoXO
Okay, right now my cat Blizz is having a spaz with a piece of my water bottle. Well, she just stopped but she was, it was making the table shake as we were eating breakfast.
Anyway, in the Wall Street Journal today [which, if you know me at all, my reading of the paper is strictly the comics, stuff about movies, and/or anything fashion related, so the chances of me reading the Wall Street Journal are so slim because it's always boring and business-y], and the only reason I picked it up was because Stephen Colbert was on the front. So it ended up being about the writers strike, and the shows starting again. The Colbert Report and The Daily Show [With Jon Stewart] are scheduled to return January 7th, with no writers, which put a big burden particularly on them. Strike rules say that they can't do the normal opening monologue, or plan the show out in advance. The producers of the shows are finding it hard to get celebrities to come onto the show as well, although David Letterman is supposedly having Donald Trump.
Anyhoodle, with hope that the show will be as smashing[I swear, something is wrong with me today. I just said smashing. I never say smashing!!]as ever, I have to go, because I have Gilmore Girls to watch.
Caio for now cuppycakes!!
The name's Alana.
And [pshhhh, let's face it] I'm amazing.
3 pets.
4 parents.
And...that's all you need to know [for now].
