Retreat

So we had our retreat today...and we had no idea what to expect at all. And let's just say I can wait until the next one. Really. Of course, Maggie loved it, and lets just face it here people, she could have led it too. [♥] So, be spent the whole day there and um...well it was like: CHURCH[God rocks!]!-The Musical. Some of the favorite lines that might make this one a Broadway hit are...
"God is not sexy like the Jonas Brothers."
"So they opened the guys wallet, found twenty bucks...and a tube of lipstick."
"'I made a God the Emcee rap!"
"So the robbers ran away, but one of them tripped, so the others just...left him there."
"The people in Hawaii were like, 'You need to eat more', so I was like, 'Okay!'"
"The traveler danced backwards around the mountain and said 'What am I doing? I'm an idiot!'"
"And Jesus said OH!!!"
"Come fish with me!"
"Tom Brady faked some passes to no one!!"
"Was that me? Did I say yes? Me? That was me?"
"Don't follow me, I'll lead you to Dunkin' Donuts. Follow Simon!"
"So do you guys think I look like Brad Pitt?"
"So the Samaritan helped the traveler onto her donkey...or, just pretended to..."
"Zac Efron couldn't help the traveler, because he had to fix his hair."
It is going to be so HOT! Just wait, we can all star in it, it will be amazing. You will all wanna see it, really.
Bottom line-Retreat was way boring, but remember: Ya'll are going to LOVE the musical!!
xoxo
you know you love it!

This is for Emma...

Two solid weeks together, I'm really surprised I didn't end up killing you! Maybe it's just because we are both not the same gender as A-A-A-Alex (From the MJ Rap). Just like Carlos, maybe that's why he thought he could go in the girls bathroom, but I really don't know about Brad Pitt... I would have DIED if it was Carlos and MJ though! Really! Give You-You a BIG kiss for me, tell her I'm sorry I attacked her with a knitting needle! Taking pictures at midnight is soooo fun! And with Carlos in the car, Emma are you losing your voice? And the 'Why does he have to have a crush on YOU why not Shophie, I never see her' And me going 'No idea who that is, but yeah!'