Yoga & God

Maggie loves yoga.
And God.
And looking up books about poo.
Ahahaha she's crazy.
But I LOVE HER ANYWAYS !

Sorry I haven't updated in so long...

Poisoned Chocolate!

Yesterday on the bus ride home Maggie was given chocolate by these people. [You can't really see them.]
Maggie slowly opens the chocolate and tries some.
[Yes, that is Mary trying to stab her with a pen.]
Maggie has a choking spazzie.
Maggie slowly realizes the chocolate is poisoned. [She is quite upset about this.]
Maggie tries to express her last words to us, but only manages to make funny faces.
Maggie has a slow and painful death.
Laura and Mary try to make Maggie looks presentably alive by fixing her hair.
Laura realized the piece of paper on Maggie's Hershey Kiss was a sign from God!
The following was written by Maggie and will be put on her tombstone.
R.I.P. Maggenthol! ♥♥♥
xoxoxoxoxo!

Today I did...

...absolutely nothing at all. Well, I watched TV, I guess. Gilmore Girls, which I can see why Leena and Ashley love and Scrubs, which is strangely addictive. Then we watched Bones.

Given the fact that I did nothing all day here are some cute shirts that you need to see!

Mhm, it's true!

I love Jack. He's so adorkable!

Despite the fact that he has a reversible Batman cape and an old west type hat, and that stripes don't look good on anyone, I love him too.

It's so gangsta
Like that song...only about global warming and not Mims.
Mr. Stephen Colbert taught me this, that the Number One Threat to America is Bears. Rawr.
If you don't get this...well, I'm not even going to bother to explain.
Some vampires are just good[like Angel]...so don't go pro-garlic, it kills
I absolutely love this shirt even though the shoes were stolen from Nessa and stealing is one of the 10 commandments. [ie, It's bad.]
This shirt could not be more true. Like see that thing about the 10 commandments up there? I wasn't even payed to do that. It just comes naturally. Cause me and God are tight.

I ♥LOVE♥ this shirt. So much. How could you not??

xoxoxo

Retreat

So we had our retreat today...and we had no idea what to expect at all. And let's just say I can wait until the next one. Really. Of course, Maggie loved it, and lets just face it here people, she could have led it too. [♥] So, be spent the whole day there and um...well it was like: CHURCH[God rocks!]!-The Musical. Some of the favorite lines that might make this one a Broadway hit are...
"God is not sexy like the Jonas Brothers."
"So they opened the guys wallet, found twenty bucks...and a tube of lipstick."
"'I made a God the Emcee rap!"
"So the robbers ran away, but one of them tripped, so the others just...left him there."
"The people in Hawaii were like, 'You need to eat more', so I was like, 'Okay!'"
"The traveler danced backwards around the mountain and said 'What am I doing? I'm an idiot!'"
"And Jesus said OH!!!"
"Come fish with me!"
"Tom Brady faked some passes to no one!!"
"Was that me? Did I say yes? Me? That was me?"
"Don't follow me, I'll lead you to Dunkin' Donuts. Follow Simon!"
"So do you guys think I look like Brad Pitt?"
"So the Samaritan helped the traveler onto her donkey...or, just pretended to..."
"Zac Efron couldn't help the traveler, because he had to fix his hair."
It is going to be so HOT! Just wait, we can all star in it, it will be amazing. You will all wanna see it, really.
Bottom line-Retreat was way boring, but remember: Ya'll are going to LOVE the musical!!
xoxo
you know you love it!