Happy Halloweenie!

Want to wish you all a Happy Halloweenie! It's our job to make sure your Halloweenie/Truth-o-ween is full of Colbert-y pumpkins! Tonight I'm going out with Laura and Gav, it's gunna be funn! Anyway, got to go put my costume on. (I'm Pebbles, from the Flintstones.) And it's adorable!!
From Fred, The Happy Vampire, the rest of the crew and me...
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!

[Paramore]

Awesome band, love them! They sing Misery Business, dunno if you've heard that or not. Anyway, crushcrushcrush is really good too...
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
They taped over your mouth
Scribbled out the truth with their lies
You little spies
Crush
Crush
Crush
Crush, crush
Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone
Just the one two, two i was just counting on
That never happens
I guess I'm dreaming again
Let's be more than this
It's really good, look it up somewhere. Anyway, they [Paramore] have this new album called Riot! and I think I wanna buy it. And Hayley [lead singer] has awesome hair in the crushcrushcrush video. But then again she always has awesome hair.
Homework, xoxoxo bye!!

Kristen Chenoweth! And other stuff too...

So, my iPod is on shuffle, and it comes up to this song of Kristin Chenoweth and Jason Somebody, it's called Hanging Around With You, and it was really funny. She was like "Your agent called, your other gigs fell through" And he goes "Oh I love this album!" I thought it was funny. Sorry, random-ness.
(Kristen Chenoweth played Galinda/Glinda in Wicked, Cherie in Pink Panther [New version, obviously!], and in a new TV show called Pushing Daisies. I think that's the one about the guy who can bring stuff back to life. I dunno though.)
So I was watching TV this morning and I switch to Vh1 and this song that Lizzie likes comes on, its called How Far We've Come, by Matchbox 20, and I was like oh, Lizzie likes this song, but I kinda said it really loud, so I was afraid I woke Mum/Dave up. Don't worry, I didn't it's 8:35 and they're still sleeping.
Anyway I'm here bored, listening to music. Maybe I'll do the Spanish project. Yep, Spanish project it is. xoxo bye!

STEPHEN COLBERT!!!

Stephen Colbert. Great man, and one that (probably) makes you go "Huh? Col-bert?" in that American way you people have, because you have no idea of his greatness. Haha, I'm just kidding, obviously, as I'm American also. But he, pronounces it French-i-ly, so it's pronounced Col-bear. Which is actually quite hilarious because bears are the Number 1 threat on the ThreatDown. ^^^ Anyway, her has his own TV show, The Colbert Report. And it's hilariously funny. It's On Comedy Central Monday through Slaughterday at 11:30 right after The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, also a very fab show. Watch them both. Stephen used to be on the Daily Show, but then he got his own show. And it rocks, like uh, a big rock.
Any way here's the big news: He's running for president in South Carolina on both the Democratic and Republican ballots, just so you know so vote Colbert in 08! Whatever party you are, no matter what you stand for, move to South Carolina, register there, and vote Colbert! What ever it takes people. I mean hey...there's even 20 (twenty) reasons to vote Colbert in this upcoming election:
20. Dude...It's Stephen Colbert. What more do you want?
19. He has his own book
18. Who needs Wikipedia when you have Wikiality, The Truthiness Encyclopedia
17. Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle
16. He exposed the godless killing machines (ie, bears)
15. He has his own ice cream (Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream, so yummy!)
14. Perfect hair
13. Voted Sexiest New Anchor
12. Democrat is only two letters apart from demon cat
11.Within 3 hours of taking the oath he could have-
a) Found Osama
b) Shown Al-Qaeda who's boss
c) Cured AIDS and cancer
d) Fixed the health care system
e) Told global warming what's up
f) and give us the truth without liberal bias (that's all part of truthiness)
10. He plays guitar
7. He doesn't even need numbers 8&9
6. Energy Sword!
5. Voted Greatest Living American
4. He invented Truthiness
3. Stephen Junior
2. He has his own nation
1. Stephen Colbert has more patriotism in one clipped-off toenail than the entire Democratic Party put together
(Didn't make these up by the way, they are from videos on YouTube)
xoxoxo loves, I've given you a lot to think about, so think, and think long and hard. Just remember....
VOTE COLBERTOCRAT IN 08!
I mean...is there any reason not to?

Project Runway

So, Project Runway is starting on Bravo on November 14th, and I'm really happy because it's been a long time since Season 3 ended. And I can't wait! Too much time without Tim Gunn, it can't be good for the brain. He has his own TV show now though. Meet the lovely cast here.
So, we are at this antique store on...Sunday and there's this girl there with a really cute hoodie. i was like MOM! I LOVE THAT! So here's her website. It's cool. Anyway,homework to do, cats to feed, Stephen Colbert and Buffy to watch. You know, that last one is especially important. Can't get by without The Colbert Report! xoxoxox byeee

Fridy, Lovely Friday

Lovely to be back in school, in some ways..it sucked in others, though. I was sick yesterday, so I stayed home. And spent almost all of the day talking to Ashley. She's the bomb by the way. Today:
*Extended* Homeroom- People presented their speeches for student council. Maggie and Macy ended up winning in our homeroom. So...VOTE TAYLO!!!
Science- Had a sub...she was kinda creepy, she kept looking at me suspiciously. She wouldn't let us talk at all. Or look at the adorable turtle!
English-Sub. English vocab test, then just talked. They tied to keep us quiet but, yeah righ, like that was gunna happen.
Lunch-Ate stuff.
Spanish-Er verbs...and FIYAHHH DRILLL! IN THE RAIN! (I didn't fall this time.) So we were like, dancing around, then we went into the gym, and sat. Laura played with my toothbrush, and I gave like, 4 people those little wooden-y ice cream spoons. Then we went back in and did work.
Gym-Fitness center. Warning-Listening to the step aerobics version of Hips Don't Lie 6 times in a row may be hazardous to your health.
Well, I think we might be starting season 3 of Buffy tonight...loves to you all! xoxoxo

Choosing an icon!

Don't know whether to go with:
-Where do we go from here?
-Brits rule
-British flag
-A pink Cadillac
I'm going with the Buffy one. I LOVE Buffy&The Slayer-ettes. And the rest of the cast, of course, as the Slayer-ettes are only Willow and Xander. From season 2.
I need you all to watch this because I am now watching it for the 4th time, and Ashely has prob watched it about 4 times as well! Once More, With Feeling!
So, my day...lots happened.
Homeroom-We got yelled at by...4 teachers because apparently our coat room is a mess. Then Amanda, Kelly and I talked about confiscating Nintendo's. Then Maggie made a political bash against someone else running for Student Council in our home room! Gasp! She was like "If you vote for me I promise to actually do good things, and not be a shallow preppy girl." Of course the person she was talking about had no idea even though she was like, 8 feet away. Here's the list of people running: Maggie, Macy, Alana, Kayleigh, Meghna.
Gym: Spent half the class presenting health projects. Then did stretches. Have you ever felt like a flamingo-frog-bunny-Egyptian??? Then...softball. Fun. *SARCASM LIZZIE*
Science: Did an lab looking at a leaf with Megan. Looked at a leaf. I always think its good to know who wears underwear and who doesn't, don't you?
Lunch: Confiscation sucks. And if your going to do it, don't in purple shoes that don't match your BRIGHT RED PANTS!
English: Megan and I did a page in Amy's friend book, then we started on our Rikki-Tikki-Tavi thing, with my lovely group of four, Abby as Nagina, Katie as Darzi, and Kayla as Rikki. And me, obviously, as Nag. So we had to use th characters from the story (The 4 already mentioned.), and it's set in Vegas, because Me and Abby/Nag and Nagina are getting married, with Rikki as the like guy that conducts the ceromony in the cheap Vegas chapel. And we have lovely extras!!!
Amy-Elvis impersonator(I mean, what's a Vegas wedding without an Elvis impersonator?)
Lizzie-Ron Weasly
Raquel-Hannah Montana
Greta-Marylin Monroe
Hannah-Kelly from Shoes
I really wanted to have Fred, because you guys know how I love Fred! But Abby was said no. I love Fred. But you knew that.
Spanish: Organized our binders, then got them graded. I got a 100.
Bus was fun, as always.
Well, stuff. Places to go...like California! People to see...like Fred!
I love you all, but you knew that. :] *Get better soon Ashley, because you are the best person ever! Just say you're happy now, once more with feeling!*
IT'S 10:10! MAKE A WISH!
I WISH I HAD A PONY!
(So do Fred and Buffy, my 2 best friends, best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too? they tickle in my tummy oh so yummy-yummy, hey you should get a best friend too!)

Elphie:Skip school with me...today! Ozians: One long day in...school... Glinda: OH! I've never wanted to go to school!

That's right that was a Wicked reference! Original version-
Elphie:Come with me...to the Emerald City!
Ozians:One short day in the Emerald City...
Glinda:Oh! I've always wanted to see the Emerald City!
If you still don't get it...sorry about that.
Day:
Homeroom: Some stupid servey thing for NECAP. Maggie took the test with her to her class, ha!
Math: Some people retook the math test...I didn't though. Managed to finish all the homework in class.
Art: Colored stuff.
Lunch: I dunno
History: Test.
Religion: Mae I don't even know! We sang a song...
So tired. Love you all xoxoxo

WHAT TIME IS IT???

What time is it? Time to vote for Alex! Whoop!
Here's my day loves-
Homeroom!-Marketed some of Maggie's earings.
Spanish!-Test. Got a 92. Talked about Spain, Argentina, other places. Will your body be drained out when you die?
Health!-Presented projects.
Megan:Yeah?
Me:Woah! That sounded like you said here in a really French accent, like heair!
*Me Abbey and Megan crack up*
(Later)
Abby:So, you found your iPod? Where was it?
Me:In between the seats of my mum's car.
Megan:That's war maih fone is when I can't find it. That was weird, I just sounded so southern!
Me:OHMYGOD YES!!!
Megan:Yeah, that's how I do.
Me: Whoa, you just went from French to Southern to Gangsta!
*We all crack up.*
Lunchical!-I bought stuff for people. Hot chocolate for Lizzie and Katherine, and my lunch, and cookies for Greta, Katherine and I. Ate and stuff. Don't really remember much...
Science!-I so knew. I think. Did I? Megan's convinced I knew.
English!-We disgust so many people...I love Penny!
After school!-Funn funn funn 'till her daddy takes the T-bird away!
Anywho, gotta go, love you all. xoxoxo byeee

Z10fd=love

Okay, so there's this super cute camera that i want for my birthday, and that's it!!!^ Isn't it adorable? Just look at it! Yeah, it is. I know. So, really hoping I get it. I dunno what color to get though. But, you know you love it, right??
Oh, my god. I was with Dad this weekend, and you know how Cara has lymphoma? It's cancer of the lymph nodes. (Cara's my dog, by the way, she's a golden retriever, and I love her to death.) So, she was in the hospital overnight on Slaughterday, I think, because her blood count was too low to get chemo. So she had to stay overnight and get an IV and all, so when I was with dad. there was a section on her right leg that was shaved to get the IV in, and for some reason, that scared me so bad. Not like Oh! Look at me I'm Ann Darrow/Fay Wray and King Kong is rampaging towards me, I think I'll scream my head off scared, but really scared, of what could happen to her. I mean, we've had her since I was six, but it seems like forever. Forever in a good way. God, I don't know what I would do without her. I cried so hard when dad told me she had cancer, I think it was 2 years ago. I would miss her so bad. I'll update this with a pic of her later.
ohmigod, I'm like, crying now. crap.
gotta go byee! xoxoxox
oh, and by the way
maggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggiemaggie

I'll Kill Her

Okay, so I think you all need to know about this song I've been listening to all day.
It's called I'll Kill Her and it's by SoKo.
You can find the video here.
So, I heard about it from Lily Allen's blogg, so I was like, oh, okay.
And SoKo has this massive French accent she's like I'll keel errr! But I love it, it's awesome!
ugh i have to go dad thinks i need a "change of scenery"
xoxoxo bye
i'll keel errr
MAGGIE IS THE BOMB, AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO KILL HER, BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN!!!
^is that better??

Burning CDs

Yeah, backing up bought stuff from iTunes. Okay so, before the party starts here's my day:
Homeroom: Listened to Maggie do Meghna's speech, Maggie do her rap, and the Maggie/Britney Gimme More dance.
Religion: SURPRISE SURPRISE we had a test. Ya think its might have been a good idea for her t tell us about this, because last class she was like "Yeah, because of testing, I won't give you the test this week." So...none of us had an idea, it was so funny because one by one we are all like "Wait, WHAT? We are having a TEST???"
Math: UGH. MATH. She split us up into these two groups, one of people who get the whole integers thing, and the other people who she doesn't think are. So the people who thought the got it had to stand up, and Megan was like "Come ON you are good at math, and up! DO IT!" There is 5 people in the people who get it group and get ready for this...I'm one of them. I know, shocker right? So we had to go this stupid thing with the population of states, and the other people had to do 50 problems, and if they didn't finish it was for homework. It really sucked, I felt so bad.
Lunch: Lizzie and I learned the Promise Prayer! Rah!!
The Promise Prayer
I'm Promising, dear Jesus, to follow you today
And to obey your every rule in all I do or say
To always be a loving child helpful, kind, and sweet
To give the love you give to me to everyone I meet
But if this promise i should break or if I bring you sorrow
Help me to begin again and keep my promise tomorrow
AMEN. YEAH!
ART MY BESTIE SUBJECT!!: Ugh we did proportions. My person was an anorexic swamp monster with claws, freakishly long arms and a mohawk. Yeah, art was bomb.
History: All 24 of us had to recite The Promise Prayer in front of the class. Then we got started on history projects, and got up to number 8, so I have to go first next class. MAE.
Anniversary partay now! Love you all xoxo.
Oh, and by the way...
Green is sexy :]

HAPPY SLAUGHTERDAY!!!

Happy Slaughterday everybody!
That's right loves, Thursday is OUT, and it's never coming back. (It's not Salughterhouse day, by the way.)
My day in a...Vera Bradley bag, because I don't like nutshells.
Homeroom: The usual. Talked about the Maggie-llama scandal. Wished people a happy Slaughterday.
Tesing: Math part 2. Yech.
Spanish: Had a sub, the choral teacher I think. Watched a video about day of the dead...I LOVE DERREK! HE'S FROM MICHIGAN! And he ate a grasshopper! Rahhh!
Lunch: Started out sitting w. people, then Meghna needed something, so I went with her, then ended up sitting w. other people. But the first people didn't notice.
Testing again: Math part 3. Even yech-y-er.
Science: Took notes. Lizzie pretended to be a super hero. I spaced. Lizzie and Greta laughed. ABBY MADE ME SNARFFLE REALLY LOUD!!!
hahahah
Friday, dress down tomorrow! whoo-hoo! xoxox byeee
HAPPY SLAUGHTERDAY

Today! (And breaking news about the Wiggles! Gasp!)

Hey all you lovely people out there. Breaking news just happened, just in, that I think you all should know about. Because it's so important. *SARCASM MAGGIE*
You know that TV show, the one with the four dancing guys in the dorky monogrammed turtlenecks? The ones that sing too? The ones that make you wanna stab something? Yeah, the Jiggles. Or whatever. They are moving on without Mr.Yellow-Shirt-and-Weird-Eyebrows/Greg Page! Oh no, wait. They are so shallow, they are replacing him! HOW IS MR.EYEBROWS GOING TO FEEL ABOUT THIS??? Oh, wait he had to leave for health reasons. What amazes me is that they have like, 30 best-selling CDs and are going on tour for the 3rd time. And you know what I think is amazingly crap? They compare them to the Beatles. Yeah, they went there. Full story: Here.
Today I was so happy because I thought I had my iPod stolen the other day, but i found it this morning in my car while I was looking for a toothbrush.m I was like OHMIGAWD! And ran inside like "Mum! Mum! Look!!!" And she goes "So...did you get the toothbrush?" I really didn't care about the toothbrush anyway, I was just so happy to have found my iPod.
Okay so:
Testing-English. Super long, and way boring.
Religion-I sat in a closet with Laura and a bunch of bibles to stay warm. Watched a video with a wolf, and some birds and some fish.
Lunch-Me and Laura were so dumb, we were like I'm so cold! Then we went and bought ice cream. We scream so loud when we were like "Angela said PENALIZED!" Lizzie was like what? So Maggie comes over and Greta says something and me and Maggie go "Care to extrabalate?" Lunchical is fun.
Testing-Math. Bombed it, baby.
Art!!!-AY! AYY! AYYY I LOVE ART! We had a mass-mold breakout, and lovely Laura saved all of our lives. I did...nothing today. I helped Amy with her leg, put a nose on my head, danced with Maggie (while singing as always), used her cellu-whatever, and put it on her cheek, sprayed Megan's leg with Lysol, watched Laura wash Lizzie's hair, drooled over some caution/cuidado tape outside the window, that I fell madly in love with today, and way more.
Testing made the day seem so short yesterday but today I feel like it went on really long.
Okay loves, well stuff to do, people to see, music to listen to, TV to watch. xoxoxoxo bye!
SLAUGHTERDAY TOMORROW!

Rawr, no school today!

Hahahaha no school todayyyy! Rawr, so happy right now. I'm eating Nutella out of the jar! Yahh!
*NOTE: For those of you who have absolutely no idea what Nutella is-you've missed the point of life. It's this chocolate-y, hazelnut stuff, and it's really hard to describe but it's so good, and-OHMIGAWD, I JUST FINISHED THE JAR! NOOOOOO! (It wasn't full.)*
Okay now look at that picture. That one. ^
That is me right now, all mushed together, times a million. OHMIGAWD, one of them is smoking. I'm not smoking though. Trust meeee!
Anyway, nothing much is going on. Just chilling today. We were going to do some sort of thing outside, but it's raining. Here's me relaying the weather to Maggie. While you are on her site, sign the guest book, or order some jewelry! http://www1.freewebs.com/creationsbymaggie/guestbook.html
(I'm salchicha, by the way. In case that wasn't obvious.)
Anyway, love ya all, but it's Monday-ness, and I have no school, so if you excuse me, I'm going to go dance around the house without Mom waking up. Possibly.
oxoxox bye!

Okay, this is really annoying me...

Okay, so this has been happening a lot lately, in different ways, but still. I'm going to say it once, loud and clear.

Mean people suck.

They really do. They could be lying, or being rude, or just plain hurting your feelings, but they still suck. (Okay, so technically, that was twice.) But really, I don't know why people can't like, not fight, because it hurts people, and hello, didn't we learn anything from Cinderella? Being mean gets you nowhere. Cinderella, with her singing, and making clothes for mice, and feeding the chickens, and being humble and such, and PHWOAR, shes a princess! But then the stepsisters are being all blahh, with the whole ha-ha, no ball for you! And, oh, look at that, they aren't married to the prince, are they? See! ^ Look at them being all mean.
ANYWAY, I'm not here to give you the moral of a movie you probably saw about 50 times when you were 6. The point is, if you are being mean, can ya like, stop? Cause ohmigawd, big surprise, it actually kinda hurts people. I mean, if you don't want people to tell other people about stuff they you did, so then you lie about it, then why did you do it in the first place? It doesn't make sense to me. Also, people aren't bad people because of the clothes they wear, what friends they have, or that they wear eyeliner, or even if they hijack planes. And don't blame stuff on people either, like if it's a team effort or something, because guess what? That's why it's called a team effort. Because it's not all up to one person. So, just like, stop, okay??
well, it's saturday. bye loves

BOYS LIKE GIRLS!

Phwoar!!! Boys like girls rock! Love their song The Sweet Escape! I think I'm going to buy the CD later, off of iTunes. I listened to the samples of the songs, and they sound so good!! I can't wait! (In case you were wondering, I can't buy it now because it's Dave's, and he's busy doing stuff.)
By the way, I just wanted to say that Mariana is the best person ever, because she's making me a CD, and it's so totally awesome!
AAAAAAA I JUST BOUGHT THE CD AND I'M LISTENING TO IT NOW! LET'S SING!
Paper bags and plastic hearts
Our belongings in shopping carts
It's good-bye
But we've got one more night
Lets get drunk and drive around
And make peace with this empty town
We can make it right
Throw it away
Forget yesterday
We'll make the great escape
Won't hear a word they say
They don't know us anyway
Watch it burn
Let it die
Cause we are finally free tonight!
I am in love with that song! And I'm loving the other ones too. That's my ring tone by the way.^ The Great Escape. So whenever someone calls me they are like, "Why do you never answer you're phone?" And I'll be like hehe. I'm cah-ray-zee like that.
Here's my day:
Art-"SHE WON'T ANSWER ME!" It's okay Amy. Don't worry about it. And I still don't think Lizzie is. Lizzie's the bomb.
History-Had Mrs. V. Did nothing, really.
Math-Sub. Math test. Maybe I didn't fail.
Religion-I LOVE AMY'S DANCE! M to the A to the R and the Y!
Okay: Here's the deal.
1.Go listen to the song.
2.I don't know if you read this, but if you do, I don't know why you are being so mean. I'm not trying to get in the middle of it, but it makes me sick. So please please stop. You know who you are.
3.Mariana is the bomb! As I said up there. Just restating. (Feel free to make me a CD of stuff I want/need and I'll say your the bomb too.)
4.Greta's right. http://greta9thebloggg.blogspot.com/ Save the pandas. And the Polar Bears. And those gorillas we read about in history.
5.Thanks for the pictures Elise. You are the best!!
6.YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BRAKE UP! "Brake? That's in your car dummy!"
Well loveys, Mum just go home so I have to go! oxoxoxox byee loves

Uh, where's Federal Hill?

So, school.
We had the first period, and we were playing kickball inside, and, not surprisingly, I hurt myself! Phwoar! (That's my new word, for those of you that don't know. It's pronounced f-woa-r.) So,there we are, playing kickball, and I'm like, talking to the people as I'm running to the base, and I'm like, "Heyy Raquel! How's life?" So she's like "Oh, good how's your knee?(Cuz that's where I hurt myself)?" So I'm like, "Oh, it's good!" Then Ashley kicked and I was like, "Gotta go, bye!"
So, then the field trip. The cathedral was, no offence, but uh, kinda boring. But Greta saved Laura's life! Rahhh! Then...the restaurant! The bread was yummy! So was the cookies, but they didn't give us alot so I was sooooo hungryyyy! So then Laura asks Senora where Federal Hill is because Rosa's dad owns a sushi place there, and we were laughing so hard! Then we got back to schoolio, and we chilled for a bit.
Anywayyyy...stuff. And such. xoxoxo loves.

Field Trip Tomorrow

So, field trip tomorrow. To this chapel, and a restaurant, called Gracie's. We have been learning etiquette all week, and I think I'm confident to say

"Hello! I'm Miranda!"

It's gunna be funn! Or not.Who knows?
Dinnahhhh xoxoxo byeee.

Cadillac =loveee

^See this loves? See it? I hope so! Because it's (one of) my dream car(s). And it's hackin' (new Fred video!) gorgeous. And I love it. I dunno if I said that already. Ya know the place on the way home from school? the Cadillac one? Well, Mum was driving Laura and I home from school yesterday, and I'm talking about Calvin and Hobbes, and I see the Cadillac place out of the corner of my eye and I'm like AAAAAAA CADILLAC!!! NEED ONE! BAD! So, I'm in love with it, sure. But that's not a bad thing, is it? The thing is, it's not, like, a new one. Its a '59. And I'm in love with it, got it?
xoxoxox lovelys byee