Your skirt looks like a MAXI-PAD!

That's how much we love Tim Gunn. That's the quote that we've used all day, and the response is "On yeah? Well, your bra looks like an ancient slingshot." Like I said, we love Tim!
So today was v. v. fun I suppose. Besides the whole, you know, ''school' part.
Art- Only 3 art classes left! Awww! Anyhoodle, I did the skirt and painted my person today. But she falls over with the head on...which is sort of a problem. Hey, I bet you didn't know that using grey makes something looks 'sophisticated' and 'like it was done by an older person.' Mhm it's soooo true.
History- We did our maps, only I was done so Hannah Elizabeth and I did health homework! Ohmigawd, fun right?? [Sarcasm, for those of you that didn't get that.] Then we talked about point[less/ful] history day!
Religion- We stared on out conversion plays. My group is so...nice. Let's go with nice. It's a good adjective. Then Edy attacked me, because I asked if anyone thought Joe Jonas looked like a chicken [Greta thought so]. More eventful than usual. Surprisingly.
Math- Math was...mathy. We got separated. It was all very psychologist-y. With a dash of guidance counselor.
Anyhoodle, Laura sent me this video and I love it!

Carry on...

ARG

I am so sick of everything. I wish I didn't have to go to school, but I don't want to stay home either.
Mae

Loving...

One thing I'm so in love with, that I've been listening to all weekend is the fabulous CD Laura made me!! It's shiztastic. I love the songs from Rent so much, I'm deff going to ask Dave if we can get the movie before we go see the musical.
Another thing I'm totally loving is the Hollywould collection from Target. It's so adorable! These shoes are my favorites. They have them in pink too, but I like the silver better. The sad thing is, Hollywould is only in Target until January 19th!
Hoodies from Delia's!! They are so adorably cute and fun and colorful. Especially this WWF one, even though it's more of a pullover than a hoodie. [I'm big on the whole WWF thing now, in case you didn't get that.]
David. And. Goliath. Is. Love. Get it through your heads people!! Everything they have is cute. Everything. There's really nothing else I can say. [L. O. V. E.]
Shana Logic candy sprinkles necklace! Real sprinkles inside, and it's so creatively random. You know how I'm random, right?
Fred Flare Go Green tote bags! Ohmigawd, I love these so much! They are so cute! There's another one too, that says resist plastic, but I like this one better. So adorable!!
xoxo

Have I Mentioned...

...That the Spanish Project is SO ANNOYING?? I love ya Chile, but really!! It's too much!
Anyoodle, I'm at Dad's for the weekend, and I'm doing the Spanish Project, if you didn't get that. Taylor and I figured out today [by TEXTING!!! Can you believe that??] that it's due Monday.
So did anyone see this week's Project Runway?? I absolutely loved this challenge! All the contestants went to the Hershey store and were to create an outfit using materials from the store. Jillian was the only person who chose to use food [Twizzlers], and it seemed that she was going to be in a lot of trouble for it, but it turned out alright, you know, if you like Twizzler miniskirts and corsets.
Elisa-the-spit-marker, on the other hand, didn't do so well, and sent a sad brown looking velvet thing with silver things, that, according to Christian, looked like swimmies, down the runway. And she thought it was all 'Oh, it's so magical!' But he judges thought it wasn't fun enough, and she was sent home. [Her model looks kinda blah too.]
Christian was going on and on about everyone thinks to much about their outfits, and he knew with his gut what he wanted to do. Then he complained that he had to unwrap 'literally thousands' of Reese's because he wanted to use the brown stuff on the inside. It actually came out kind of cute.
Then there's Kit!! Oh, I love Kit. She has such cute designs and the judges don't even notice! She made this cute strapless dress with this adorable skirt. Kit deserves to win a challenge. Deff.
Rami deff deserved to win this challenge though. He did such a cute job with his little wrap-around dress, don't you think?? xoxoxo, bye!!

Today

Today me, Mary, Maggie, Abby, Laura, and I [Laura told me I had to put that] saw a failed suicide attempt. There was a car in the pond/lake thing that we drive by on the way home from school, and the door was open, there were a bunch of cops and an ambulance. Of course everyones all 'OMG!' And I'm like 'I don't see the car!!' It was really funny/creepy. It's not everyday that you see a car in the water.
Anyhoodle, I have to go watch Ugly Betty.
xoxoxo

...

GOOD LUCK!!! To Maggie for Dramafest! [Even though we all know she will do amazingly!] ♥
Oh, and everyone else too, I suppose.

Freaked

One more day of school until the weekend!!
Have some cute shoes.
LOVE this pattern!! So absolutely adorable, and it takes my mind off the cold weather. [Emilio Pucci open-toe printed pumps, $450]
I love the wooden heel. [Anya Hindmarch woven metallic pumps, $455]
Very very cute. Loving the toe thing. And they are by Gewn Stefani! [L.A.M.B. cap toe hidden platform pumps, $295]

I can't decide if I like the purple or silver better...but I love them!![Report Signature sequin pumps, $175!]
Love the contrasting heel color. Also comes in gold/red but I liked these better. [Giuseppe Zanotti metallic pumps w/ colored heel, $450]
I don't know what made me like these, because yellow usually isn't my color. But these shoes are so cute! [Jimmy Choo patent leather sandals, $585]

Love these shoes, the stripes are adorable. Kinda unexpected. [Alexander McQueen striped leather pumps, $805]


These shoes are shimmery, and if they were bright red, and didn't have the sequins, would be perfect Christinas. [Christian Louboutin sequin covered peep-toe pumps, $995]I love this color. So much. And the shoe design is just cutesy! [Robert Sanderson metallic leather open-toe pumps, $575] Okay...so these aren't exactly high fashion, but they are adorable! [David&Goliath hightop sneakers $18!!]
Sorry this is so short, but I have my History make-up exam tomorrow and I'm studying!
xoxo, gossip girl [It's all some people can talk about these days.]

Back at school

First day back, babes. Nothing really happened. Loverly to see everyone again. My day, quickly:
Homeroom- Tried to decide what shoes to wear...ended up with the red ones and switched to the black at lunchie.
Religion-Nothing really. Sister P loved the fact that I adopted a panda.
Math-HUGE test in 2 weeks. She's not going over any of the stuff. We have worksheets to do to prepare. Scared so badly.
Lunchie-Spilled my lunch everywhere. It was a huge mess. Switched shoes.
ART!!-Oh how I've missed art so... here's how it all went down.
1.Lizzie tried [and failed] to do a Tim Gunn.
2. I stole Lizzie's ring.
3. Greta made red-orange-yellow pants.
4. Laura's alien thing fell over, like fifty times.
5. I got blamed for something I didn't do.
6. Maggie got plastic surgery.
7. Amy & I sang Hairspray. [I Can Hear the Bells and The Nicest Kids in Town.]
8. Everyone else sang Dance Floor Anthem.
9. Talked about the most random things ever...after all we are quite a random bunch.
History- Did maps and watched a video. 'So, did you tell her to go eat a porcupine?'
Bus/Truck- Maggie's phone vibrated for no reason at all....VERY STRANGE. Fun.

In other news, lovely Lily has her own show!!
xoxoxo, byee!

Happy 2008!!

Comment Graphics at pYzam.com

Happy New Year everybody! It's officially 2008, and oh joy, we get to go back to school tomorrow. Hurray! Even though I kinda miss everybody I'm still not ready to go back. I could stay out forever. Trust me, I could. So, I hope everyone's New Year's Eve/Early Morning was good. Like if you had a date, or even if your family just thought you might have[hehe!].
Now, it's off to last-minute religion homework.
xoxo

So Dead

I went to bed at like 1:30 this morning, because Mom and I were up all night watching Bones. And I'm so dead, and can't think of anything to write so I'm going to do this survey I found on someone else's blog. With changes though, so as not to plagiarize.[It's shortened though, because it's long.]
SURVEY
1. What’s your favorite children’s book?
Uhm...let's see, I'm going to go with OH! I don't know what it's called, but it's about this bear, and this cat, and it's cute.
2. What’s your favorite type of cake?
OHMIGAWDDD I love this cake that mom makes, it's like, all chocolate, all the way around. With chocolate chips on top. The only reason I don't have chocolate ice cream with it is because I think chocolate ice cream tastes yucky. But it really is the best cake ever!!
3. What is the last song you listened to?
Up The Junction, by Squeeze. It's really good, and Lily Allen did a cover of it, for Yahoo.
4. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, line 7 . Write down what it says- This made Pirates float better-something that was very useful to our ancestors, as they were sometimes without boats.
5. What are your 3 best qualities? Apparently, I have a fabulous sense of humor[even if people don't get it sometimes], I'm loyal, and...I'm stealthy!!
6. Do you think you're a kind person?
Uhm, I think so. I've been told I'm too nice, actually. I care about peoples feelings too much, which scares me, be cause it makes me sound like a guidance counselor, so I'm working on being meaner.
7. What color is your toothbrush?
I dunno, I can't find it.
8. What's your all-time favorite, most-repeated movie quote?
Hm. Well, a lot of my most repeated quotes have come out of Legally Blonde The Musical. Ones such as: "Some serious! Someone Lawyer-ly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!", "This is Harvard, not a stripper bar.", "It's like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!", "I hate you Brooke! And I love you for it!!", "Bend and Snap!!", "Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!", "You've got the best frickin' shoes!", "And not we have two kids, and one more on the way..." And that's not all!!
9. What was your least favorite class in school?
ARG! The list could go on, and on, but I'm going to go with Math, Health/Gym, and Computers. And Science. And all the rest. Except ART because ART is my best friend.
10. What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?
Last night when Bones called Jesus a zombie. It went like this:
Booth: Catholics don't bring people back from the dead. Voodoo does, but we don't.
Bones: Jesus was reincarnated.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!!
11. Where were you when 9-11 happened?
School. I don't remember it though.
12. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually buy stuff from the vending machine with other people, so there are two people there. let's say it's Maggie. I will sun into it from the side, then Maggie would try to pull it over. Then we would kick it. Then, if none of that works, Maggie would go search for money in the choral room, and outside, and in the bathrooms, amazingly come up with 85 cents, and manage to get us 2 packages of Skittles. I would just like to state, that yes, Maggie is in fact amazing. She manages to get 2 dollars from 2 random high schoolers one time, without even really talking to them.
13. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My celly, my iPod, my camera. I can talk to people while taking pictures while listening to music. I'm quite the multi-tasker.
14. Can you change the oil on a car?
I've never tried. Knowing me, I would end up spilling the oil into the trunk or something. So let's go with no.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
'Give this heart <3
16. Do you like to cook?
I suppose if I got the chance, I would like to cook, but as it is right now, I'm always busy, and people don't trust me around ovens.
17. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
It's Aussie, and apparently it smells quite good, because Amy always asks me what shampoo I use, because my hair smells fabulous.
18. What are you wearing?
Fabulous shoes. They are the only thing that matter, because they are SO cute!!
19. What kind of bear is best?
Bears are the number one threat to America, don't you know? [Pandas, I just got one for Christmas!!]
20. What’s the last book you finished?
I can't remember. Something...good. I remember reading it in the care on the way to Dad's house.
21. Do you like to dance?
Mae. No. Maggie swears I'm a good dancer, but I dunno.
22. What did you have for dinner last night

Pizza. Then Mom decided to go crazy and let us have lots of dessert.
23. What’s your favorite painting?
I can't find a picture of it, but it looks like the angel Gabriel flipping the virgin Mary off. I saw it in an old museum.
24. If you could have any hair in the world, what kind would you want?
Okay, so I love Audrey Kitching's hair, but you know, that wouldn't look good on me. If we're talking natural hair colours, then not-too-long deep red wavy hair. Well that took up a significant 30 minutes. Love you all, xoxoxo

Ladida

Okay, right now my cat Blizz is having a spaz with a piece of my water bottle. Well, she just stopped but she was, it was making the table shake as we were eating breakfast.
Anyway, in the Wall Street Journal today [which, if you know me at all, my reading of the paper is strictly the comics, stuff about movies, and/or anything fashion related, so the chances of me reading the Wall Street Journal are so slim because it's always boring and business-y], and the only reason I picked it up was because Stephen Colbert was on the front. So it ended up being about the writers strike, and the shows starting again. The Colbert Report and The Daily Show [With Jon Stewart] are scheduled to return January 7th, with no writers, which put a big burden particularly on them. Strike rules say that they can't do the normal opening monologue, or plan the show out in advance. The producers of the shows are finding it hard to get celebrities to come onto the show as well, although David Letterman is supposedly having Donald Trump.
Anyhoodle, with hope that the show will be as smashing[I swear, something is wrong with me today. I just said smashing. I never say smashing!!]as ever, I have to go, because I have Gilmore Girls to watch.
Caio for now cuppycakes!!

Colbie Caillat&Other Stuff

I absolutely lovelovelove this CD. I got it for Debbie for Christmas, and it's really good. I'm deff downloading it to my iPod. It's a happy CD. Makes me smile, even thought I know that is a totally cheesy. It's really shiztasticly drastically good though.
Other fabby CDs:
Paramore-Riot!
Squeeze-Squeeze Singles
Alicia Keys-As I Am
xoxoxo

Heyy

Happy Boxing Day. I hope you have fun...uh...boxing?? Or whatever you are supposed to do today.
I'm so glad we don't have to go back to school until next Wednesday. Because I deff need time off from school. I've been sleeping so late, and I never sleep late. Or fall out of bed in the morning. Which I did today. But that isn't the point.
So one of my Christmas presents was tickets to Rent, on January 19th. We have, like, the best seats in the place, they are the front row of the balcony. Fabulous, right?? And, I don't know that much about it, but I want to see it. Mom says it's making up for the whole Legally Blonde thing. But it looks good, and I do want to see it.
Anyhoodle, I'm going to Dad's today and I'm going to be there through Saturday.
xoxoxo
Byee

Christmas Day

Merry Christmas to all of you who celebrate.

It's the 100th post of this blog!
Yay!!
As far as I'm concerned, this is The. Worst. Christmas. Ever.
So, I love you all.
So, so, so much.
You don't even know.
Hope your Christmas is better than mine.
xoxo

Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and Happy Kwanzaa!!

Christmas Eve

On window panes, the icy frost
Leaves feathered patterns, crissed & crossed,
But in our house the Christmas tree
Is decorated festively
With tiny dots of colored light
That cozy up this winter night.
Christmas songs, familiar, slow, Play softly on the radio.
Pops and hisses from the fire Whistle with the bells and choir.
My tiger is now fast asleep On his back and dreaming deep.
When the fire makes him hot, He turns to warm whatever's not.
Propped against him on the rug, I give my friend a gentle hug.
Tomorrow's what I'm waiting for, But I can wait a little more.
[A Calvin and Hobbes Christmas Poem]

Belated Hanukkah

[Sung by Adam Sandler]

Happy Kwanzaa, Too.
[Oh look! It's that little bald boy! Who is, like 6! He bugs me!!]

XOXOXO I love you all!!

Caramel♥

Okay, so Cara had to go to the hospital Saturday, because she was shaking, and not acting like herself at all. So we took her over to Angell and they had her stay overnight with an IV. Dad and I went to visit her today and she seemed better but they wanted her to stay over again so she can take some sort of x-ray tomorrow. She's really a lot better than she was Saturday night, then she was really bad. I got really scared because, well, you know, with the cancer you never know what is going to happen. I mean, she's had it for about 2 years now, and she has done really great but still...[She usually looks a lot perkier. This is her Saturday afternoon.]

Hoping she gets better,
xoxoxox

I feel like

Well, actually I feel really happy. And kind of like I'm going to puke. But that last part could just be from all the fudge and grapes yesterday.
OHMIGAWDDDD! New Fred video. I have to go watch it until I've memorized some of the lines
xoxoxo bye!!!

Today I did...

...absolutely nothing at all. Well, I watched TV, I guess. Gilmore Girls, which I can see why Leena and Ashley love and Scrubs, which is strangely addictive. Then we watched Bones.

Given the fact that I did nothing all day here are some cute shirts that you need to see!

Mhm, it's true!

I love Jack. He's so adorkable!

Despite the fact that he has a reversible Batman cape and an old west type hat, and that stripes don't look good on anyone, I love him too.

It's so gangsta
Like that song...only about global warming and not Mims.
Mr. Stephen Colbert taught me this, that the Number One Threat to America is Bears. Rawr.
If you don't get this...well, I'm not even going to bother to explain.
Some vampires are just good[like Angel]...so don't go pro-garlic, it kills
I absolutely love this shirt even though the shoes were stolen from Nessa and stealing is one of the 10 commandments. [ie, It's bad.]
This shirt could not be more true. Like see that thing about the 10 commandments up there? I wasn't even payed to do that. It just comes naturally. Cause me and God are tight.

I ♥LOVE♥ this shirt. So much. How could you not??

xoxoxo

Amazingly cute...

Fortune Cookie Earings

Donut Earings

Cupcake Earings

Cupcake Bracelet
Cherry Earings

More here

Aren't they adorable??? I love them!!
xoxo

A Calvin and Hobbes poem

My hands were all shaky, my face had gone pale.
A letter from Santa just arrived in the mail!!
It was hand-written in old-fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed and dated twelve ten
"Dear Calvin" it said, "I'm writing because
This year I've replaced my 'naughty/nice' laws.
So now I urge you: be vulgar and crude!
I like it when children are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table! Gargle your peas!
Never say 'thank you,' 'you're welcome,' or 'please.'
Talk back to your mother! Don't do as you're told!
Stick your tongue out at your Dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy, I really don't care!
Act like a jerk, anytime, anywhere!
I'm changing the rules! The bad boys and girls
Will be, from now on, the ones who get toys!
Good little kids make me sick, it's no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa"...And the I awoke.
I hate being good [or trying to fake it],
Six days until Christmas! I don't think I'll make it.

In other news....
LILY ALLEN IS PREGNANT!!!
xoxo