Gee that sure screams “secret boyfriend” to me! Lol!!!

Right now. I am with. MAGGIE CARA!
YOU ARE SO JEALOUS!
And we are listening to Legally Blonde. And she is dancing around and singing.
What else is new?
And now shes doing yoga. Slash Irish step dancing.
She wants to go play a board game now. =]
We played Life.
And watch Mariah Carey on Cribs.
I have to do a blog about last weekend now.
xxoo

Legally Blonde Times 3 !

Maggie's house yesterday was superduperfunfunfun!
I went early to watch Legally Blonde The Musical, with Laura Bell[!], so we could compare it to when we saw it with Becky.

Laura Bell way so much more amazing. Duh. But that was so fun. Mary came halfway through and then we all learned the Delta Nu Sister Swear handshake. And it was just amazing, we were noticing all these extra things, like that Pilar knows the pope! And we were MAJORLY comparing to the one we saw live, and the only character we liked better was KYLE! He's okay in this one, but in ours he was so much better! [Than before...Sahree, had too.]
Then Macy, Steph, and Kelly came and we watched Legally Blonde, you know, the movie, with the original Elle, Reese Witherspoon.
And she is so funny, she's amazing too. We loved it. Macy kept like poking my side though, and then I'd like freak out and scream. So then I was just like "Steph, make sure she doesn't poke me." And Steph did a wonderful job stopping her.
Then, before watching the second movie, we went downstairs and did a bunch of random stuff. I was a lipring, Steph was god, Mary was a kind of fruit, Macy lived in a tree, and Kelly was blue. It was fabulous.
Then we went back upstiars to watch Red, White, and Blonde.
We couldn't focus. We called Chessy. Well, 'Kyle' did. He broke up with her because he found another girl. Then Chessy was like "I'm gunna eat your head." Which was sweet. Then we called her again and she told me about her Halloween. Which souned um...fun. She gave me Sam's number and then Macy took the phone and was like "we have to go, bye." Which was sweet of her. We did not really watch the movie at all. I didn't anyway, I kept closing my eyes and Macy was like "ALANA! ARE YOU SLEEPING?" And I'd be like "No, Macy, I'm not."
It was a wicked fun night. =]
xxoo
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I Want a Lamborghini Like Batman...I Want a Porche Like Kevin

Today was fun.
Granted the only few things I can remember are:
-Maggie and I singing Legally Blonde in the hallway and then being all "SNAPS! First day of HARVARD!"
-Edy and I talking about what kind of cars we wanted at the end of the day. She wants a black Porche, because Kevin Jonas has a white one, and I want a black Lamborghini like Batman, with the motorcycle and everything.
-Kayla being all "Wait, is that why salt is called sodium chloride?" And me being all "Even Hannah got that. No offense Hannah." And Hannah being all "Nope, none taken."
Um.....yeah. That's it. I don't remember anything else.
But it was a good day.

Scared

What's scary is when I realize I don't know if I can trust you.
When you get mad at me, and it makes me crazy.
When I'm not sure how to say things, even though I should.
It's scary when you're there and you're not at the same time.
When you have me second guessing myself.
When it feels like you don't care.
It's scary when it feels like you're the Vivienne to my Elle.
The James to my Bella.
The Benny to my Maureen.

What's really scary though, is when I say 'i love you' and you don't say it back.
I don't even want to describe that.

And I can't even begin to.

[ily]

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LEGALLY BLONDE [FINALLY]

I saw Legally Blonde of Friday. YOU ARE SO JELLY. And it was really good. And you can trust me on that because I had some REALLY high expectations. And although I still wish it had been Laura Bell Bundy, Becky Gulsvig was really good too.
PICTURES!

"So bride is more....implied!"

" I have a completely brilliant plan!"

"Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan? And Warner Huntington the third?"

"You got a right to be legally blonde!"

"I thank you one and all, the ones who thought I'd fall.Who taught me how to fail, who helped me to prevail!"

I LOVED it.
xxoo

SO JELLY

So Emma went to New York this weekend and I am so jelly because she went to Legally Blonde and she got to see Bailey preform. And I have to see the traveling one and I'm just quite jelly. But she said Bailey was AMAZING, but is that really a surprise?

Bailey in 'Ohmigod You Guys'
xxoo

Like Senior Year, But Funner!!

Laura Bell Bundy's last show in Legally Blonde is going to be on July 20th. Sadly, I won't get so see her when I get to see it. The winner of Legally Blonde the Musical: Search for the New Elle Woods will be announced July 21st, and will play her first show on July 23rd. I will get to see her. So I hope someone good wins. I really wish I could see Laura Bell, but that's okay. Some amazing pictures:

'Find My Way/Finale'
'Chip On My Shoulder
'The Harvard Variations'
'Legally Blonde [Remix]'
'Positive'
'Omigod You Guys'
'What You Want'

She is amazing.
xoxo

I'm a Gemini with a double Capricorn moon.

So on the search for the new Elle Woods, there's the usual 10 girls living in a house together competing for something. And usually I couldn't care less, but this time it's competing to replace Laura Bell Bundy on Broadway, so I'm watching it. I'm kinda thinking Bailey is one of my favorites.

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

xoxo

Could this be any more ew?

So I have my history exam tomorrow. And I'm writing my essay on AIDS. And you can bet that I'm finding a way to tie Rent into it. But I still have to color my map and a bunch of other stuff. I'm glad we have study before period 4 tomorrow, so we'll have extra time then.
So we just watched Legally Blonde: Search for the new Elle Woods, and it was wicked...well you know. I'm really mad because when I get to see it in September, Laura Bell Bundy isn't going to be playing Elle. I was wicked jealous because the top 10 on the show got to meet her. Ugh. So unfair!!
Anyway.....so much too do!
xoxo

It's a cyclops cat!

Maggie's birthday party was today, and it was wicked fun. Mary remembered to come!! I totally almost smashed Kelly in the door though. So I felt really bad about that. Maggie and I acted out songs from Rent and Legally Blonde. Everyone gave us these weird looks, especially during There! Right there! But Kelly liked Bend and Snap, so that's good. We took some pretty rad pictures on Maggie's computer, and we found her old yearbook and we were totally dying laughing because almost everyone wrote 'save the boobies' because of her blue-footed booby presentation last year. We got ice cream! I was really upset that the guy wasn't Johnathan but he was really nice anyway. His name was David. [Not that we asked, or anything.] Macy spilled her Mountain Dew all over the place and got it in her shoes. Ellie asked some guy if he was going to Mexico any time soon and he was like 'Yeah.' and then he drove away. Dylan had a pretty fab hat on. Hannah and Elizah tried to roll me down the stairs in Maggie's chair.
Then we went bowling! We got to ride in the hippie van on the way there. Pretty fun. Macy was going to use my purse to steal one of the bowling balls. I was like 'Macy, no!' Haha, out team lost, and I came in second to last. [Big surprise there.] But it was fun. Apparently I need to get more excited, and not try to break the bumpers. [According to Mary.] And I need to stop intimidating Dylan. [According to Maggie's Mom.] And apparently I can raise one eyebrow. [According to Ellie.] They played either: really old songs/cheesy songs/songs no one knew/songs I sort of like. But they could have done a better job with the music. Just saying. We were like, the only people there, and it's a good thing too, because we were acting pretty weird.
Then we got back to Maggie's house and we opened presents. I would like to say that my envelope was the best out of all of them. Just saying. She deff loved it. But she got a wicked funny doodle book and it told you what the things you drew meant. Macy got all sad because she drew bread and that mean she she was feeling like, sad or something. Then she also got beading books and a lollipop. Which she said was yummy. [Shut up Ellie.] But over all? It was pretty rad. No lie.
Happy birthday Maggie! [It's tomorrow, but whatever.]
xoxo

Cute

Not much to say....why not say nothing at all??

xoxo

Rent is my love

I'm so loving it you guys!!
Saw the musical last night and the movie the night before that just bought the CD...I'm sorry, but it just knocked Legally Blonde off the spot for my favorite musical. Because it is shiztasticlly amazing!!
Anyway...enjoys this video from the movie, of Angel singing to Collins, Roger and Mark about how she killed a dog and found Collins. I love it!!


xoxoXO

So Dead

I went to bed at like 1:30 this morning, because Mom and I were up all night watching Bones. And I'm so dead, and can't think of anything to write so I'm going to do this survey I found on someone else's blog. With changes though, so as not to plagiarize.[It's shortened though, because it's long.]
SURVEY
1. What’s your favorite children’s book?
Uhm...let's see, I'm going to go with OH! I don't know what it's called, but it's about this bear, and this cat, and it's cute.
2. What’s your favorite type of cake?
OHMIGAWDDD I love this cake that mom makes, it's like, all chocolate, all the way around. With chocolate chips on top. The only reason I don't have chocolate ice cream with it is because I think chocolate ice cream tastes yucky. But it really is the best cake ever!!
3. What is the last song you listened to?
Up The Junction, by Squeeze. It's really good, and Lily Allen did a cover of it, for Yahoo.
4. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, line 7 . Write down what it says- This made Pirates float better-something that was very useful to our ancestors, as they were sometimes without boats.
5. What are your 3 best qualities? Apparently, I have a fabulous sense of humor[even if people don't get it sometimes], I'm loyal, and...I'm stealthy!!
6. Do you think you're a kind person?
Uhm, I think so. I've been told I'm too nice, actually. I care about peoples feelings too much, which scares me, be cause it makes me sound like a guidance counselor, so I'm working on being meaner.
7. What color is your toothbrush?
I dunno, I can't find it.
8. What's your all-time favorite, most-repeated movie quote?
Hm. Well, a lot of my most repeated quotes have come out of Legally Blonde The Musical. Ones such as: "Some serious! Someone Lawyer-ly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!", "This is Harvard, not a stripper bar.", "It's like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!", "I hate you Brooke! And I love you for it!!", "Bend and Snap!!", "Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!", "You've got the best frickin' shoes!", "And not we have two kids, and one more on the way..." And that's not all!!
9. What was your least favorite class in school?
ARG! The list could go on, and on, but I'm going to go with Math, Health/Gym, and Computers. And Science. And all the rest. Except ART because ART is my best friend.
10. What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?
Last night when Bones called Jesus a zombie. It went like this:
Booth: Catholics don't bring people back from the dead. Voodoo does, but we don't.
Bones: Jesus was reincarnated.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!!
11. Where were you when 9-11 happened?
School. I don't remember it though.
12. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually buy stuff from the vending machine with other people, so there are two people there. let's say it's Maggie. I will sun into it from the side, then Maggie would try to pull it over. Then we would kick it. Then, if none of that works, Maggie would go search for money in the choral room, and outside, and in the bathrooms, amazingly come up with 85 cents, and manage to get us 2 packages of Skittles. I would just like to state, that yes, Maggie is in fact amazing. She manages to get 2 dollars from 2 random high schoolers one time, without even really talking to them.
13. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My celly, my iPod, my camera. I can talk to people while taking pictures while listening to music. I'm quite the multi-tasker.
14. Can you change the oil on a car?
I've never tried. Knowing me, I would end up spilling the oil into the trunk or something. So let's go with no.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
'Give this heart <3
16. Do you like to cook?
I suppose if I got the chance, I would like to cook, but as it is right now, I'm always busy, and people don't trust me around ovens.
17. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
It's Aussie, and apparently it smells quite good, because Amy always asks me what shampoo I use, because my hair smells fabulous.
18. What are you wearing?
Fabulous shoes. They are the only thing that matter, because they are SO cute!!
19. What kind of bear is best?
Bears are the number one threat to America, don't you know? [Pandas, I just got one for Christmas!!]
20. What’s the last book you finished?
I can't remember. Something...good. I remember reading it in the care on the way to Dad's house.
21. Do you like to dance?
Mae. No. Maggie swears I'm a good dancer, but I dunno.
22. What did you have for dinner last night

Pizza. Then Mom decided to go crazy and let us have lots of dessert.
23. What’s your favorite painting?
I can't find a picture of it, but it looks like the angel Gabriel flipping the virgin Mary off. I saw it in an old museum.
24. If you could have any hair in the world, what kind would you want?
Okay, so I love Audrey Kitching's hair, but you know, that wouldn't look good on me. If we're talking natural hair colours, then not-too-long deep red wavy hair. Well that took up a significant 30 minutes. Love you all, xoxoxo

Saints Project

Dads.
Saints project for religion.
Singing to Legally Blonde.
Having some ice.
More later.
Byeee xoxo
Bend and Snap!
Look how good you're getting!
[Told you I was listening to Legally Blonde!!]

My week *OHMIGOD YOU GUYS!*

My week was so super fabulous! So, you guys know that my cousins were here, from Monday night to yesterday[Friday]...yeah it sucks they couldn't stay longer, I know. :[
So, Monday night I had to stay late at school, ya know, for math, and Laura's mom gave me a ride home and they [the Fab 5, as I will now call them] were there and we were like HI!! It was fun cause then they slept over.But the next morning we all had to get up early cause Elise and Kristi came to school with me. It was fun and such. And after school we went to this really fancy restaurant for Nana&Poopah[WHOOPS! I meant Papa] 50th. It was so awesome! Elise and I got all these fab pictures! So then Wednesday we like hung out. I don't really remember but it was so much random fun. Gav slept over that nightThen on Thanksgiving we went to Nana's house and it lo0oked so good. And OHMIGAWD Nana's DBC [Death By Chocolate]? It is to die for. As the name states. We all held hands romantically sarcastically and got attacked by some Martians, with a z and an s. Then we went outside and Elsie tried to convince me I'm fabulous at soccer. [No offense Elise but you didn't do a good job of convincing me.] And that I should try out for cabaret, which all and all don't go together. Gav killed Elise though, then he started shouting 'PUT HER IN THE RESURRECTION TREE!' Then stuck a 'reviver packet' in her face. It was [all together] quite funny. We went home and watched Legally Blonde, cause I had recored it. It was all suddenly interesting to Gavin when he discovered someone was murdered and when Elle called Emmett a buttface. Then G slept over that night to. So there was like 9 people sleeping over. The next day we chilled and went to the house to finish Thanksgiving leftovers. We had to leave for Dave's sisters house thought to see Auntie Mary[SHE'S MET TIM GUNN!!], so we had to leave before the Fab 5 did.
Anyway, it was amazing, but I have to go cause I'm at fadres and I'm sick, which sucks.
xoxo byeee! ily all!
[Elise, send me the pictures kay?? Thanks!!]

Happy Thanksgiving!!

So, Happy Thanksgiving!! Rawr!
It's like, 10:42 and we are doing absolutely nothing. Except for Eliseioso annoying me[but we love her anyway]. Evanna is reading my book, Krisoggi is being small, and Gavalino is scratching his stomach cause he's not wearing a shirt. I know some weird named people huh?
Anywho, we recorded Legally Blonde the Musical [it was on MTV today, isn't that great] and it was so super-fabulous-amazing-shiztastic!! I loved it so bad. Like wicked amazing, really good. I could've seen it in person, but no...
Are you gay or European?
xoxo
caio for now cuppycakes!

new york

So Mum and I went to New York On the 9th, and we took a train in there. Long, long train ride, so I was happy when Emily called, so we're talking and this [old] lady turns around and goes "Must you shout so?!?" And I'm like "Uh, sorry?" It was weird cause I wasn't shouting at all. Anyway, train ride up there was boring. So we get there and we go to the hotel to drop our bags off. Then we went to the Ripley's museum which was so awesomely shiztastic. Then we went to dinner at Planet Hollywood, which I love love love! It's got props from movies and they play music videos and such. It's radd, I wish we had one at home. Then we went to Madam Tussuad's, [the wax museum] and we took some fab pictures. I took one with Fidel Castro for Senora. It was funn! Then we were going back to the hotel and Mum noticed that I tend to almost walk into the most drunk people on the street. Hehe.
So the next day we get up at like, 9, because we stayed up to almost midnight. We are lazy bums. Hehe. So then we go to STABUCKS! Skipping the r's baby, thats just how we do! I had this really yummy glazed donut thing. I felt bad for the people sitting at the window bar seats cause right across the street form the Stabucks was a lovely light up flashing strip club. Yeah, great thing to wake you up with your morning cup of coffee huh? Anywho, then we went to Saks, 5th Avenue baby! It was amazing, like 9 floors of designer-y goodness. I loved it. They had it all decorated for winter and it looked all pretty. The shoe department was unbelievable. So then we go to Broadway, for Legally Blonde. And guess what? Broadway was canceled because the stupid stagehands were on strike. For some stupid thing. It was so idiotic. The main point here is that stagehands suck, and it's a good thing that guy was behind a fence, cause I wanted to kick him. So, we didn't get to see the play. And, I was mad, so we had to go to the M&M store to buy some chocolate and stuff. Chocolate is the best kind of therapy. Then we basically went shopping [2 new purses, 3 new shiztastic pairs of shoes]. Then we got the early train back, and spent the entire ride sitting in the cafe car across from a table of 4 drunk Australian guys. They had decided to randomly leave New York for the night and go clubbing somewhere else. They were all wearing weird shoes, and one of them was wearing this tight hoodie that said hugs and kisses on it in Italian. Mum read it, not me. So we think he bought a girls hoodie by accident. And he didn't know. [We didn't tell him.] So when we get in the cafe car, they order 4 Sam Adams. Then they ordered more. And then finished it all. And ordered Corona. All of it. The they wanted more, but they didn't want Heineken. But were afraid the buzz would be gone by the time they got to where ever they were going, [wouldn't that be tragic?] so they had Heineken anyway. Then they were all drunk so they were telling stories about ^ foot tall penguins. Then laughing loudly like HAWHAWHAWHAW!! It was very, very annoying. So I was glad when we got home.
xoxo going to do stuff

BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!

So that's my camera, Dad and I bought it today!! Isn't it cute though? It's all shiny and lime green and uh, absolutely fabulous shiztasic snazzy! ^^^ And we bought it today because Dad thought I should have it today because tomorrow Mom and I are going to NEW YORK!!!
We're leaving tomorrow and coming back Saturday but we are gunna have so much fun!! We're going to a Ripley's museum, a tv studio [the one where Tim Gunn's show is filmed] and LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL!!! I'm so exited, and really really happy too. :]
my birthday's tomorrow 10:16 am baby
xoxo

Non quest'individuo gaio, dico, NESSUNA MANIERA!

I'm so happy it's Friday, it's sick. I'm not even kidding. Today is gonna be a good day...unless I bomb the History test, and I'm so scared I failed the math test, because she was like "I hope this is a lesson to you girls to study more for math tests." But It's not like I didn't try cuz I deff did. But today's gonna be FAB! I think. Oh well, at least it's FRIDAY!
Ah well, breakfast time. Then school. *DRESS DOWN DAY!* Luv ya all!

(If you can read Italian, your probably wondering what the title means, right?)

Doing homework. Sort of. Not really though.

Hellooo loverly darlings! I'm kind of doing homework. Not really though...hold on, let me do a flash card...there I did four. And listened to some music, and talked to Mariana who I loveee! Yay!
So Auntie and G are coming over tonight, and I'm super happy, and kinda tired so that could be a problem, but I'll deal. It's gonna be wicked awesomely amazing!
I want to ramble. About LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL! I am addicted, I want you all to know that! I really want to see it, but sadly, at the moment, it's only on Broadway... :( I bought the CD of iTunes though, and I love it, along with Maggie, who loves it, but not as much as me. (She's the kind of girl Warner wants! Someone serious! Someone lawyerly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!) I've seen the movie, but I have to see number 2!
G just got here! Yay!