new york

So Mum and I went to New York On the 9th, and we took a train in there. Long, long train ride, so I was happy when Emily called, so we're talking and this [old] lady turns around and goes "Must you shout so?!?" And I'm like "Uh, sorry?" It was weird cause I wasn't shouting at all. Anyway, train ride up there was boring. So we get there and we go to the hotel to drop our bags off. Then we went to the Ripley's museum which was so awesomely shiztastic. Then we went to dinner at Planet Hollywood, which I love love love! It's got props from movies and they play music videos and such. It's radd, I wish we had one at home. Then we went to Madam Tussuad's, [the wax museum] and we took some fab pictures. I took one with Fidel Castro for Senora. It was funn! Then we were going back to the hotel and Mum noticed that I tend to almost walk into the most drunk people on the street. Hehe.
So the next day we get up at like, 9, because we stayed up to almost midnight. We are lazy bums. Hehe. So then we go to STABUCKS! Skipping the r's baby, thats just how we do! I had this really yummy glazed donut thing. I felt bad for the people sitting at the window bar seats cause right across the street form the Stabucks was a lovely light up flashing strip club. Yeah, great thing to wake you up with your morning cup of coffee huh? Anywho, then we went to Saks, 5th Avenue baby! It was amazing, like 9 floors of designer-y goodness. I loved it. They had it all decorated for winter and it looked all pretty. The shoe department was unbelievable. So then we go to Broadway, for Legally Blonde. And guess what? Broadway was canceled because the stupid stagehands were on strike. For some stupid thing. It was so idiotic. The main point here is that stagehands suck, and it's a good thing that guy was behind a fence, cause I wanted to kick him. So, we didn't get to see the play. And, I was mad, so we had to go to the M&M store to buy some chocolate and stuff. Chocolate is the best kind of therapy. Then we basically went shopping [2 new purses, 3 new shiztastic pairs of shoes]. Then we got the early train back, and spent the entire ride sitting in the cafe car across from a table of 4 drunk Australian guys. They had decided to randomly leave New York for the night and go clubbing somewhere else. They were all wearing weird shoes, and one of them was wearing this tight hoodie that said hugs and kisses on it in Italian. Mum read it, not me. So we think he bought a girls hoodie by accident. And he didn't know. [We didn't tell him.] So when we get in the cafe car, they order 4 Sam Adams. Then they ordered more. And then finished it all. And ordered Corona. All of it. The they wanted more, but they didn't want Heineken. But were afraid the buzz would be gone by the time they got to where ever they were going, [wouldn't that be tragic?] so they had Heineken anyway. Then they were all drunk so they were telling stories about ^ foot tall penguins. Then laughing loudly like HAWHAWHAWHAW!! It was very, very annoying. So I was glad when we got home.
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