Happy Birthday

Happy birthday Stephen Colbert!!
We love you!Yeah. Exciting, right?
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Water=Life

Mom, Dave and I were watching the Colbert Report last night and his whole show was on Water Day [March 22, ie, today]. So he showed this clip of him at some museum with an exhibit about water. This video is so funny because thew woman looks so mad, and Stephen is just kind of like "yeah, great, lets go!"

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Ohmigawd

Okay so Walmart Will Do has just awarded me [and two other people] the Absolutely Fierce Thinking Blogger Award! [Fun, right??] Okay, here are the questions.


1. What is the story behind the name of your blog and the nickname?
Well, It's Absolutely Shiztastic, just was kinda like "What??" you know. Shiztastic is a word that Maggie and I made up on the bus outside of school one day, I forget how. But it just kinda stuck.
And the quote under it is from every one's favorite, Stephen Colbert!!

2. Why did you start blogging in the first place?
Maggie actually had a blog, so she was like "Please, please, please, Alana, make one!" So I did but it was so bad, and pointless that I deleted it. Then I made this one, like last May, just cause I was bored, I think.

3. What has been your best and worst blogging experience?
Um, the worst blogging experience is probably like expecting your blog to have lots of comments and links and have lots of people visit it, and then like....nothing. It takes a while, you know? The best experience was like, actually looking at other peoples blogs and reading them and meeting all new people that might like live no where near you that you might have never met.

4. What do you think/want to happen to your blog in 2008?
I really want to get like more viewers. And maybe more comments, thought I get some of those already. [HINT HINT as Sister P would say.] Other than that I'm happy.

So, the award is going to.......
Maggie! From Sugar Spice and Shizzle
Steph! From *cough cough* Steffles 4 life
Greta! From Floppy
Only I don't know if she reads my blog, so what the heck, I'll also give it to
Edy! From Everything is Fantabulous
Have fun with that you guys!!
xoxox

Super Fat Tuesday!!

Alright, here we go!
Fat Tuesday/ Madi Gras

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Super Tuesday/ Primary Elections

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xoxox

So Dead

I went to bed at like 1:30 this morning, because Mom and I were up all night watching Bones. And I'm so dead, and can't think of anything to write so I'm going to do this survey I found on someone else's blog. With changes though, so as not to plagiarize.[It's shortened though, because it's long.]
SURVEY
1. What’s your favorite children’s book?
Uhm...let's see, I'm going to go with OH! I don't know what it's called, but it's about this bear, and this cat, and it's cute.
2. What’s your favorite type of cake?
OHMIGAWDDD I love this cake that mom makes, it's like, all chocolate, all the way around. With chocolate chips on top. The only reason I don't have chocolate ice cream with it is because I think chocolate ice cream tastes yucky. But it really is the best cake ever!!
3. What is the last song you listened to?
Up The Junction, by Squeeze. It's really good, and Lily Allen did a cover of it, for Yahoo.
4. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, line 7 . Write down what it says- This made Pirates float better-something that was very useful to our ancestors, as they were sometimes without boats.
5. What are your 3 best qualities? Apparently, I have a fabulous sense of humor[even if people don't get it sometimes], I'm loyal, and...I'm stealthy!!
6. Do you think you're a kind person?
Uhm, I think so. I've been told I'm too nice, actually. I care about peoples feelings too much, which scares me, be cause it makes me sound like a guidance counselor, so I'm working on being meaner.
7. What color is your toothbrush?
I dunno, I can't find it.
8. What's your all-time favorite, most-repeated movie quote?
Hm. Well, a lot of my most repeated quotes have come out of Legally Blonde The Musical. Ones such as: "Some serious! Someone Lawyer-ly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!", "This is Harvard, not a stripper bar.", "It's like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!", "I hate you Brooke! And I love you for it!!", "Bend and Snap!!", "Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!", "You've got the best frickin' shoes!", "And not we have two kids, and one more on the way..." And that's not all!!
9. What was your least favorite class in school?
ARG! The list could go on, and on, but I'm going to go with Math, Health/Gym, and Computers. And Science. And all the rest. Except ART because ART is my best friend.
10. What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?
Last night when Bones called Jesus a zombie. It went like this:
Booth: Catholics don't bring people back from the dead. Voodoo does, but we don't.
Bones: Jesus was reincarnated.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!!
11. Where were you when 9-11 happened?
School. I don't remember it though.
12. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually buy stuff from the vending machine with other people, so there are two people there. let's say it's Maggie. I will sun into it from the side, then Maggie would try to pull it over. Then we would kick it. Then, if none of that works, Maggie would go search for money in the choral room, and outside, and in the bathrooms, amazingly come up with 85 cents, and manage to get us 2 packages of Skittles. I would just like to state, that yes, Maggie is in fact amazing. She manages to get 2 dollars from 2 random high schoolers one time, without even really talking to them.
13. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My celly, my iPod, my camera. I can talk to people while taking pictures while listening to music. I'm quite the multi-tasker.
14. Can you change the oil on a car?
I've never tried. Knowing me, I would end up spilling the oil into the trunk or something. So let's go with no.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
'Give this heart <3
16. Do you like to cook?
I suppose if I got the chance, I would like to cook, but as it is right now, I'm always busy, and people don't trust me around ovens.
17. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
It's Aussie, and apparently it smells quite good, because Amy always asks me what shampoo I use, because my hair smells fabulous.
18. What are you wearing?
Fabulous shoes. They are the only thing that matter, because they are SO cute!!
19. What kind of bear is best?
Bears are the number one threat to America, don't you know? [Pandas, I just got one for Christmas!!]
20. What’s the last book you finished?
I can't remember. Something...good. I remember reading it in the care on the way to Dad's house.
21. Do you like to dance?
Mae. No. Maggie swears I'm a good dancer, but I dunno.
22. What did you have for dinner last night

Pizza. Then Mom decided to go crazy and let us have lots of dessert.
23. What’s your favorite painting?
I can't find a picture of it, but it looks like the angel Gabriel flipping the virgin Mary off. I saw it in an old museum.
24. If you could have any hair in the world, what kind would you want?
Okay, so I love Audrey Kitching's hair, but you know, that wouldn't look good on me. If we're talking natural hair colours, then not-too-long deep red wavy hair. Well that took up a significant 30 minutes. Love you all, xoxoxo

Ladida

Okay, right now my cat Blizz is having a spaz with a piece of my water bottle. Well, she just stopped but she was, it was making the table shake as we were eating breakfast.
Anyway, in the Wall Street Journal today [which, if you know me at all, my reading of the paper is strictly the comics, stuff about movies, and/or anything fashion related, so the chances of me reading the Wall Street Journal are so slim because it's always boring and business-y], and the only reason I picked it up was because Stephen Colbert was on the front. So it ended up being about the writers strike, and the shows starting again. The Colbert Report and The Daily Show [With Jon Stewart] are scheduled to return January 7th, with no writers, which put a big burden particularly on them. Strike rules say that they can't do the normal opening monologue, or plan the show out in advance. The producers of the shows are finding it hard to get celebrities to come onto the show as well, although David Letterman is supposedly having Donald Trump.
Anyhoodle, with hope that the show will be as smashing[I swear, something is wrong with me today. I just said smashing. I never say smashing!!]as ever, I have to go, because I have Gilmore Girls to watch.
Caio for now cuppycakes!!

At the library...

So, I'm at the library with Fadre, and there's this woman standing near me with this really ugly suit that makes her look like a pear. After this we are going to go to Borders and buy Stephen Colbert's book. It's gonna be radd!
So that party thing today was kinda sucky. Like, they had ice cream and played maybe, 2 good songs that didn't have synchronized movements. (There was Macerena, Cha-cha Slide, Cotton Eye Joe...I could continue, but I won't.) They played my Spice Girls song though! I was like YESSS!!! And Maggie and I were like screaming. And Kelsey took like, three pictures of me. I was like Kelsey don't, but she did anyway...I don't like having my picture taken. Mae. It's wasn't that fun though. Kinda just hung out. Nothing exiting. :[
So...the computer has three minutes left on it, so sadly, I have to go.
xoxo
[Girls make better ninjas]

Facestrong Project

Stephen Colbert is staging Operation Facestrong. On his website he explains that with the help of MorphThing.com anyone can morph his face with anyone else's, as they can download thier own pictures as well as having those available on the website. Once you morph the faces you can e-mail the link to the webmaster and he could put it on the website.
Morph of Stephen Colbert and David Boreanaz [Angel on Buffy&Angel and Seeley Booth on Bones] can be found here. [I made it and e-mailed it to the webmaster.]
Well, stuff to do. Do that, play around with it, cause some of the mixtures can be really cool, [ie, Christina Aguilera and Sarah Michelle Gellar] but some can just be plain creepy. [ie, Michael Jackson and Marylin Manson.]
xoxoxo, byee

Happy Halloweenie!

Want to wish you all a Happy Halloweenie! It's our job to make sure your Halloweenie/Truth-o-ween is full of Colbert-y pumpkins! Tonight I'm going out with Laura and Gav, it's gunna be funn! Anyway, got to go put my costume on. (I'm Pebbles, from the Flintstones.) And it's adorable!!
From Fred, The Happy Vampire, the rest of the crew and me...
HAPPY HALLOWEENIE!!

STEPHEN COLBERT!!!

Stephen Colbert. Great man, and one that (probably) makes you go "Huh? Col-bert?" in that American way you people have, because you have no idea of his greatness. Haha, I'm just kidding, obviously, as I'm American also. But he, pronounces it French-i-ly, so it's pronounced Col-bear. Which is actually quite hilarious because bears are the Number 1 threat on the ThreatDown. ^^^ Anyway, her has his own TV show, The Colbert Report. And it's hilariously funny. It's On Comedy Central Monday through Slaughterday at 11:30 right after The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, also a very fab show. Watch them both. Stephen used to be on the Daily Show, but then he got his own show. And it rocks, like uh, a big rock.
Any way here's the big news: He's running for president in South Carolina on both the Democratic and Republican ballots, just so you know so vote Colbert in 08! Whatever party you are, no matter what you stand for, move to South Carolina, register there, and vote Colbert! What ever it takes people. I mean hey...there's even 20 (twenty) reasons to vote Colbert in this upcoming election:
20. Dude...It's Stephen Colbert. What more do you want?
19. He has his own book
18. Who needs Wikipedia when you have Wikiality, The Truthiness Encyclopedia
17. Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle
16. He exposed the godless killing machines (ie, bears)
15. He has his own ice cream (Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream, so yummy!)
14. Perfect hair
13. Voted Sexiest New Anchor
12. Democrat is only two letters apart from demon cat
11.Within 3 hours of taking the oath he could have-
a) Found Osama
b) Shown Al-Qaeda who's boss
c) Cured AIDS and cancer
d) Fixed the health care system
e) Told global warming what's up
f) and give us the truth without liberal bias (that's all part of truthiness)
10. He plays guitar
7. He doesn't even need numbers 8&9
6. Energy Sword!
5. Voted Greatest Living American
4. He invented Truthiness
3. Stephen Junior
2. He has his own nation
1. Stephen Colbert has more patriotism in one clipped-off toenail than the entire Democratic Party put together
(Didn't make these up by the way, they are from videos on YouTube)
xoxoxo loves, I've given you a lot to think about, so think, and think long and hard. Just remember....
VOTE COLBERTOCRAT IN 08!
I mean...is there any reason not to?

Project Runway

So, Project Runway is starting on Bravo on November 14th, and I'm really happy because it's been a long time since Season 3 ended. And I can't wait! Too much time without Tim Gunn, it can't be good for the brain. He has his own TV show now though. Meet the lovely cast here.
So, we are at this antique store on...Sunday and there's this girl there with a really cute hoodie. i was like MOM! I LOVE THAT! So here's her website. It's cool. Anyway,homework to do, cats to feed, Stephen Colbert and Buffy to watch. You know, that last one is especially important. Can't get by without The Colbert Report! xoxoxox byeee