Three birthdays !

Happy birthdayy Dylan.

And Claire.

And KEVIN JONAS ! [Kelly and I adore him!]
YAY!

Today was supah flyyy!

Today was really fun! It was longish, but it was quite fun.
Homeroom- I don't remember doing anything in particular. OH we talked about how Dylan's mum and I are Victoria's Secret models.
Scavenger Hunt- Stupid. Crowded. Ugh.
SHORTENED Math-Um, did math. Boring.
Science- We were told Ms. Bordon's other class can fly.
Lunch- Superfun! I love lunch.
History- Boring. History puts me to sleep.
Religion- We talked about pressure cookers. And Emily sang Katy Perry. We also talked about illegal or dangerous activities.
Bus!- BEST PART OF THE DAY. Abby, Maggie, Laura and I are all being quite loud [what else is new] so Bry is all "Can you guys turn the volume down? " and we just give each other this look like 'Pshh, right.' So then Laura starts being even louder and Maggie's all "LAURA can you PLEASEEEE turn the volume DOWN??" THEN I guess Bry just looses it because she yells at Maggie and she's like "DON'T MOCK ME! I HAVE SOMETHING CALLED A PERIOD, WHICH YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW ABOUT BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO LITTLE. IT'S WHEN STUFF COMES OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND YOU GET REALLY BAD CRAMPS. SO JUST SHUT UP, BECAUSE WE HATE YOU!" And Maggie's face is SO red, and Laura and I are like, bent over, dying laughing, and Maggie's all 'WELL!' But, of course, who are we to listen? We kept being loud, and, as a special added bonus, got flipped off by Bry, once again.
Ah yes. How much fun we had with that.
Of course, all the high schoolers are giving us dirty looks now. But who cares? If they just flip us off again, it would only make us laugh more. [And that's a fact.]
=]
xxxooo

Last Day of Classes

We did absolutely nothing at all today.
Homeroom- Everyone was passing around yearbooks, because we just got them yesterday. We also had soda. Yum.
Spanish- Um. Let's just go with Marcy Spice and Christian Holiano are amazing. No lie right there. All true.
Computer- Nothing. Abbey and I donated rice, Raquizzle and Laura finished religion stuff, Amy and Lizzie came up with a plan, Edy looked at the weather and looked up the Johnson Brothers and Emma....Emma googled Chase Crawford. We were very productive.
Science- We watched a little bit of Ice Age, but then I decided to go see the other classes Spanish plays. They were pretty rad. Diondra got tattoos, Kelly loves cute boys, Dylan stole tape, Macy took people to the bathroom. Dylan and Ashley wore pretty dresses, Alyssa was Hannah Montana, and um...how could I forget?? Ellie was an emo kid. She wore her hair down!! Then Senora goes and disses our class three times. Hannah and I were just like, 'that's not cool, man.' So then later I was like 'I love your class, even though you're better at EVERYTHING, especially spanish and math.....'
English- I went to help teachers move stuff. Boring.
So yeah, funniest part of today was science, until we got dissed. Oh, and when I did that really cool jump thing. See, Ellie came out of her religion class so we were like talking and then I'm like 'We should go.' So I jumped up and hit the top of the doorway, and totally fell on the ground, and like everyone in Ellie's class could see, so they were all staring at me! So I like got up and walked down the hallway and Ellie's behind me cracking up. It was wicked funny. But It was the last day of classes, so whoever isn't in my class I'm not going to see almost at all now. It's almost summer....and I can't wait, but I'll miss most of the people from school. Not all of them though :] Science tomorrow. Heard it was wicked hard. Lots of stuff about fungi. Gag me with a spoon.
xoxo

It's a cyclops cat!

Maggie's birthday party was today, and it was wicked fun. Mary remembered to come!! I totally almost smashed Kelly in the door though. So I felt really bad about that. Maggie and I acted out songs from Rent and Legally Blonde. Everyone gave us these weird looks, especially during There! Right there! But Kelly liked Bend and Snap, so that's good. We took some pretty rad pictures on Maggie's computer, and we found her old yearbook and we were totally dying laughing because almost everyone wrote 'save the boobies' because of her blue-footed booby presentation last year. We got ice cream! I was really upset that the guy wasn't Johnathan but he was really nice anyway. His name was David. [Not that we asked, or anything.] Macy spilled her Mountain Dew all over the place and got it in her shoes. Ellie asked some guy if he was going to Mexico any time soon and he was like 'Yeah.' and then he drove away. Dylan had a pretty fab hat on. Hannah and Elizah tried to roll me down the stairs in Maggie's chair.
Then we went bowling! We got to ride in the hippie van on the way there. Pretty fun. Macy was going to use my purse to steal one of the bowling balls. I was like 'Macy, no!' Haha, out team lost, and I came in second to last. [Big surprise there.] But it was fun. Apparently I need to get more excited, and not try to break the bumpers. [According to Mary.] And I need to stop intimidating Dylan. [According to Maggie's Mom.] And apparently I can raise one eyebrow. [According to Ellie.] They played either: really old songs/cheesy songs/songs no one knew/songs I sort of like. But they could have done a better job with the music. Just saying. We were like, the only people there, and it's a good thing too, because we were acting pretty weird.
Then we got back to Maggie's house and we opened presents. I would like to say that my envelope was the best out of all of them. Just saying. She deff loved it. But she got a wicked funny doodle book and it told you what the things you drew meant. Macy got all sad because she drew bread and that mean she she was feeling like, sad or something. Then she also got beading books and a lollipop. Which she said was yummy. [Shut up Ellie.] But over all? It was pretty rad. No lie.
Happy birthday Maggie! [It's tomorrow, but whatever.]
xoxo

I cant talk, and I haven't even had any strong drinks!!

[Yesterday and today]
Yesterday was fun I guess?
Homeroom- Steph said Ellie[Bob] and I have no lives. Did math homework.
Religion- Sister P was talking, but she couldn't get the words out, so she goes "Oh dear, I can't talk and I haven't even had any strong drinks!" And we are all like DYING laughing. And she kept doing it to, it was so funny!! Abbey and I were like looking at each other and giggling every time she did it.
Math- Math test. Boring.
Study- Went to the library. Ellie got a detention from Sister Viola.
History- We colored maps. And um.....not much else.
After school- I didn't stay but-Ellie's detention slip got ripped up by the secretary. Apparently, it was awesome.
Today was so....crazy I guess?
Homeroom- Another lizard died! It was all, like, floating in the water. Because they're in a tank with water, yet they can't swim...
Spanish- We made little baseball fields!! They are very cute. We totally lost track of time though.
Computer- Got to computer LATE! The teacher was like all quiet and not talking you could tell she was mad. We have a robotics test next class.....and the whole entire class is like "So failing that".
Lunch- Ellie forced me to eat something. I hate that she talks me into stuff sometimes.
Science- We had to dissect a chicken. Gag me with a spoon. It was so gross, I felt like I was going to park a custard. So the teacher was like "Go find a camera and take pictures!" So I now have pictures. If I cant get them, I'll post them.
English- Like a little classroom jail cell. We weren't allowed to leave. The sub [our computer teacher] was all strict.
After school- MISSED MY BUS! Because our sub kept us late for some stupid thing that wasn't even in the directions and then my locker wouldn't open! I was like ughh! So I stayed after for Spanish Club. We went down to the cafeteria, because we were going to buy cookies, but they were closed, so we were like knocking on the door all soft. So I was like banging on it and I'm like "Please we need cookies for our convention for starving people!" But they didn't open up. It was quite frustrating. So then we went and like, sat on the stairs, for 10 minutes. Elizah came down and found us. Lizzie was like, spazzing on the stairs, and her shoe fell off so Elizah picks it up, and throws it at some girl walking up the stairs! And it totally hits her in the bum! We were like "ELIZAH!" So then Elizah like runs over and takes Lizzie's shoe and throws it outside! So Lizzie runs out to get it but she totally gets locked out. So she's sitting on the ground all dejected with her shoe and this lady like walks behind her and gives her like this death look. It was really funny. So then we walk back up to Spanish club
We drew pictures of things that are fun. Some things on our list are
-Cheese [Very badly drawn, looks like a yellow triangle with holes.]
-Fire [Turned into burning Dylan]
-Playing in traffic
-Lizzie's shoe [It was taped onto the paper until Lizzie took it back]
-Lizzie's marriage certificate [She got married to Zac Efron today, in computer class. Amy, Miley Cyrus, Nick Jonas and I were all there. It was great.]
-A picture of Ellie. [As an elephant, but she doesn't really look like that.]
-Who knows what else??
After that was done we all went to the playground. We played on the swings!! There was one point were Ellie was like "OMG!" And she had almost totally fallen off her swing I was like "AHHH!" Then I ran over and totally saved her life. [Well, almost.] So she goes on swinging and her shoe totally flied off and Hannah runs and takes it and ties it to the top of this like tall twisty pole thing. So I climb up and untie her shoe and throw it down to her. Then Lizzie is on the little platform and she's like "Go jump down." And I'm like flipping out because like, my foot is stuck and I can't get down. Then I slide all the way down and Ellie's like "Oh!" And she finally helps me. Then we go to get Palagi's and Lizzie's like "3 tiger's blood." [It's like, cherry. But they call it tiger's blood, don't ask me why.] And Ellie's like "But I want lemon." And Lizzie's like "Your such an outcast!!" Then Ellie got all frustrated because I wanted her lemon one instead of the one I ordered. It was actually really funny. And the whole time, over the whole afternoon, Lizzie's has been randomly throwing her celly at the ground. And it didn't not break one time!! I swear, her cell phone must be like, indestructible.
New pictures of the puppies!! 16 days left.
xoxo