Today.

Sucked.
Dad.
Don't call me and tell me not to put that.
Because it mostly did.
Homeroom- People made fun of my voice. I gave Katay her present! Lizzie made me a Twilight shirt, and it is SO cute. I found out we had health, so I ran around frantically to finish my homework. As much as Macy has told me I sound like a smoker and a guy and my voice is weird, she always helps me and thank god.
Health- My number was a negative 3. My eyes were watering so I was like, crying. Mrs Cummings sent me to the nurse, who made me swallow a pill and gave me a breakfast bar. She's pointless. Lizzie was amazed because in the video we watched, the guy was killed when she was one day old. We tried on drunk goggles. Emily's a good drunk. =]
Spanish- I cried some more. Also made some weird noises. Talked about food with Julia.
Lunch- I don't remember. . India commented on how she wished some people would stay away. I agreed.
English- SISTER P SUBBED! I LOVE HER. We didn't really do anything though. I used a lot of tissues.
Study- She made us read for like, an hour. Really unfair. I had to go to the library, but she never told us when we could switch, so I couldn't. I kept putting my head down though. Too tired.
So I kinda used about a million tissues and cried the whole day. A lot of people hugged me. And some people were all, "You sound funny." Or "I think you're sick."
Everyone is so observant.
=]
xxoo

Music <3

Everything from Photobucket. Random lines from random songs.

^Disco - Metro Station

^Fscene8 - The Medic Droid

^Love Story - Taylor Swift

^Give Me Anything - The Maine

^That's What She Said - Friday Night Boys
Tired. Long day. I'll blog about it later.
I sound like a smoker, and everyone makes fun of me for it *cough* Macy and Dave *cough*.
So I guess I'm kinda sick?
xxoo

Blah.

Nothing has happened.
School. Is. Terrible.
-I want to just say "KEEP IT POSITIVE, JAKE." Because. Well. You know.
-I've discovered most of the 6th and 7th graders are absolutely no fun at all. [Except for Sophie, and India, and Claire, because I love them.]
-Emily has tried to have me tell her what happens in New Moon.
-Macy keeps calling me and pretending to be someone else.
-Katay's hair looks really pretty when she wears it down.
I have no idea what else.
xxoo

Tired.

I am exhausted.

Salem was...well it's about the third time I've been there, so it was nothing new.

The bus ride there was like, two hours long. I sat with Hannah and we listened to my iPod. She was very picky about the song choice and managed to use up all the battery. I texted Lizzie and Abbey the whole ride and called Macy and Maggie. Sorry, SISTER Maggie. We were all on the same bus, and could just have easily shouted to each other. But Mrs V kept telling me to quiet down. Then she also yelled at me because we pulled into the breakdown lane and I was like "OHMYGOD, what happened?" But then I realized that the bus driver only had to go to the bathroom. So then I was like "Oh, no, he just has to pee." But I was listening to All Time Low kinda loud, so I kinda shouted it by mistake. And I got in trouble. Hehehe.
When we got to the museum...it was boring. I sat on the floor with Macy. They did the presentation. Everyone grumbled when they had to turn around. Then when you got to the part of the tour where you had to walk around I was standing with Taylor, right near this random couple. And the guy was like massaging the girls neck and we found it really really funny.Then we went to the gift shop. We took the best picture! Macy, Taylor, Maggie, and I were all wearing the craziest hats. We look AMAZING. Jordyn tried to decide whether to buy earrings or not. Frenche gave me these weird chocolate things. They weren't all that good. Hannah got taffy or something like that.
Then we went back to the visitors center. We were supposed to watch a video about the history of Salem or something like that, but I didn't want to watch it, I wanted to fall asleep. It didn't have much to do with Salem. It had to do with like, fish. And boats, and shoes. [Ugly shoes.]
After that, we were supposed to get on the bus to go back home. But the buses were like half an hour late. It was raining. And I was so hungry, and so tired, and I didn't want to deal with all of it. Elizah gave me some of Hannah's taffy, which helped. It was green and I think it tasted good, I can't remember. I kept leaning on people who were my height. They were real nice about it, they didn't care much.
Finally the buses came, thank god. Macy still called me. I was so tired, I was just kinda loopy. I was laying down, and you know, if you had to sleep on a coach bus, it wouldn't be that uncomfortable. I don't remember what happened at all. Lizzie took my glasses. And my phone. Kelly and Amanda were too curious. I have no idea. But it was lots and lots of fun.
Sorrry this is so late.
=/

Legally Blonde Times 3 !

Maggie's house yesterday was superduperfunfunfun!
I went early to watch Legally Blonde The Musical, with Laura Bell[!], so we could compare it to when we saw it with Becky.

Laura Bell way so much more amazing. Duh. But that was so fun. Mary came halfway through and then we all learned the Delta Nu Sister Swear handshake. And it was just amazing, we were noticing all these extra things, like that Pilar knows the pope! And we were MAJORLY comparing to the one we saw live, and the only character we liked better was KYLE! He's okay in this one, but in ours he was so much better! [Than before...Sahree, had too.]
Then Macy, Steph, and Kelly came and we watched Legally Blonde, you know, the movie, with the original Elle, Reese Witherspoon.
And she is so funny, she's amazing too. We loved it. Macy kept like poking my side though, and then I'd like freak out and scream. So then I was just like "Steph, make sure she doesn't poke me." And Steph did a wonderful job stopping her.
Then, before watching the second movie, we went downstairs and did a bunch of random stuff. I was a lipring, Steph was god, Mary was a kind of fruit, Macy lived in a tree, and Kelly was blue. It was fabulous.
Then we went back upstiars to watch Red, White, and Blonde.
We couldn't focus. We called Chessy. Well, 'Kyle' did. He broke up with her because he found another girl. Then Chessy was like "I'm gunna eat your head." Which was sweet. Then we called her again and she told me about her Halloween. Which souned um...fun. She gave me Sam's number and then Macy took the phone and was like "we have to go, bye." Which was sweet of her. We did not really watch the movie at all. I didn't anyway, I kept closing my eyes and Macy was like "ALANA! ARE YOU SLEEPING?" And I'd be like "No, Macy, I'm not."
It was a wicked fun night. =]
xxoo
313-53

Don't drink that, she's got backwash. Oh yeah? Well, I've got mono.

Today did not start out to be a good day. I didn't really get up until 6:45, and I had to catch the bus at 7, so I was in a mad rush to get ready before then. And I forgot flats! I was so upset. But Steph brought me some, so I didn't get in trouble thank god.
Homeroom- . I was in the computer lab typing stuff most of homeroom, but when I got back Abbey and Chessie gave me this weird High School Musical strawberry-chocolate-pop rocks thing. It was yummy. I also fell on my bum in the hallway because the flats I was wearing were so slippery. I fell like 5 times today, and people laughed at me. But Macy was nice, she helped me up.
Health- We got lollipops! Yum! Raquel said something ridiculously funny, but I can't remember what it was.
Spanish- I wanted to press the panic buton the Sister Perpetua's computer but Abbey told me not to because it would set of the fire alarms, so then I told Raquel I'd give her a dollar if she did it. But then I got scared, so I kept trying to stop her and then Raquel told Emma, and Emma just laughed. And in the end it turned out it wasn't even connected to the computer. It was just taped on. We were very sad.
Lunch- I forget. I talked to India! Ahaha we talked about shoes. I love her. Diondra bought me soda. I gave Erica and Emily little pumpkins. I talked about stuff with Jes. I have no idea.
English- Talked about Australia with Hayley. Talked about wallababies with Rachel. Nothing, really.
Study- On the way to study I kind of shouted to Erica that she was amazing and her birthday is four days after mine and she was all "Yes!" In study I wrote in a bunch of people's planners when my birthday was. Hannah drew a pretty picture in Maggie's. I talked about Twilight with Mariana. =]
Today...wasn't as bad as I thought.
xxoo
310-56

YOU CAN HANG THAT OVER HER HEAD LIKE A SPIDER COVERED IN CHOCOLATE!

We've had NECAPS.
Loads of stuff has happened.
But I can't possibly remember all of it.
I just remember Abbey being like "You can hold that over her head like a spider covered in chocolate!" And Macy and I dying laughing. She was talking about Ms. Borden. Aahaha she's crazy, but we love her!
I don't know what else =]
Ugly Betty!
xxoo

Lil Wayne's Mah Dad

TODAY WAS SO FUN!
School- I almost killed Diondra at lunch? But she's okay.
After School- BEST PART OF THE DAY! OMFG SO FLY! Chessie and I matched, after we changed out uniforms. [Well, I guess we matched before too.] We were both wearing Twilight shirts and skinny jeans. Yer way jelly. And we were just kinda wandering around, waiting for Katay to get back from cross country. We found Abbey dearest and then the three of us strolled to the tranquility garden and listened to some *cough cough* lovely songs on Chessy's iPod. Then Chessie called Katay and I [even though I was with her] and left us both truly wonderful messages. So Katay came back from cross country and we got to go to ACT! And it was so much fun! I got to see Sam and Tori, who I haven't seen in forever, and I met a ton of new fabulous people, like Peter and Marco. Ahahaha, Marco's my new best friend. And Chessie was right, his eyes do look like Alex Evans. [Chessie seems to be right about lots of things.] So apparently I'm getting married to him, and um, he licked my arm, which is nice, I suppose. =] But anyway, at ACT they're putting on High School Musical, and they're really really good. Tori and I were totally supporting them. They really were quite fierce!
Anything else that happened? Edy sang me a FABULOUS song about Edward Cullen. Mariana and I were fighting over who loved who more.
It was an AMAZING day.
xxoo

Too Many Birthdays, Not Enough Post Titles

Happy birthday Macyyyyyyyyyy!

<333

Last Day of Classes

We did absolutely nothing at all today.
Homeroom- Everyone was passing around yearbooks, because we just got them yesterday. We also had soda. Yum.
Spanish- Um. Let's just go with Marcy Spice and Christian Holiano are amazing. No lie right there. All true.
Computer- Nothing. Abbey and I donated rice, Raquizzle and Laura finished religion stuff, Amy and Lizzie came up with a plan, Edy looked at the weather and looked up the Johnson Brothers and Emma....Emma googled Chase Crawford. We were very productive.
Science- We watched a little bit of Ice Age, but then I decided to go see the other classes Spanish plays. They were pretty rad. Diondra got tattoos, Kelly loves cute boys, Dylan stole tape, Macy took people to the bathroom. Dylan and Ashley wore pretty dresses, Alyssa was Hannah Montana, and um...how could I forget?? Ellie was an emo kid. She wore her hair down!! Then Senora goes and disses our class three times. Hannah and I were just like, 'that's not cool, man.' So then later I was like 'I love your class, even though you're better at EVERYTHING, especially spanish and math.....'
English- I went to help teachers move stuff. Boring.
So yeah, funniest part of today was science, until we got dissed. Oh, and when I did that really cool jump thing. See, Ellie came out of her religion class so we were like talking and then I'm like 'We should go.' So I jumped up and hit the top of the doorway, and totally fell on the ground, and like everyone in Ellie's class could see, so they were all staring at me! So I like got up and walked down the hallway and Ellie's behind me cracking up. It was wicked funny. But It was the last day of classes, so whoever isn't in my class I'm not going to see almost at all now. It's almost summer....and I can't wait, but I'll miss most of the people from school. Not all of them though :] Science tomorrow. Heard it was wicked hard. Lots of stuff about fungi. Gag me with a spoon.
xoxo

It's a cyclops cat!

Maggie's birthday party was today, and it was wicked fun. Mary remembered to come!! I totally almost smashed Kelly in the door though. So I felt really bad about that. Maggie and I acted out songs from Rent and Legally Blonde. Everyone gave us these weird looks, especially during There! Right there! But Kelly liked Bend and Snap, so that's good. We took some pretty rad pictures on Maggie's computer, and we found her old yearbook and we were totally dying laughing because almost everyone wrote 'save the boobies' because of her blue-footed booby presentation last year. We got ice cream! I was really upset that the guy wasn't Johnathan but he was really nice anyway. His name was David. [Not that we asked, or anything.] Macy spilled her Mountain Dew all over the place and got it in her shoes. Ellie asked some guy if he was going to Mexico any time soon and he was like 'Yeah.' and then he drove away. Dylan had a pretty fab hat on. Hannah and Elizah tried to roll me down the stairs in Maggie's chair.
Then we went bowling! We got to ride in the hippie van on the way there. Pretty fun. Macy was going to use my purse to steal one of the bowling balls. I was like 'Macy, no!' Haha, out team lost, and I came in second to last. [Big surprise there.] But it was fun. Apparently I need to get more excited, and not try to break the bumpers. [According to Mary.] And I need to stop intimidating Dylan. [According to Maggie's Mom.] And apparently I can raise one eyebrow. [According to Ellie.] They played either: really old songs/cheesy songs/songs no one knew/songs I sort of like. But they could have done a better job with the music. Just saying. We were like, the only people there, and it's a good thing too, because we were acting pretty weird.
Then we got back to Maggie's house and we opened presents. I would like to say that my envelope was the best out of all of them. Just saying. She deff loved it. But she got a wicked funny doodle book and it told you what the things you drew meant. Macy got all sad because she drew bread and that mean she she was feeling like, sad or something. Then she also got beading books and a lollipop. Which she said was yummy. [Shut up Ellie.] But over all? It was pretty rad. No lie.
Happy birthday Maggie! [It's tomorrow, but whatever.]
xoxo

Are you sure this a hotel and not a jail?

Okay, so I'm back from Italy. Well, I was yesterday, but I was too tired to wrote anything. I kept falling asleep when we were watching Bones. But seriously, Italy was ah-may-zing!! Love love loved it. [And, just for the record, I didn't loose Mercy Spice.]
Saturday: We had to drive to school and leave all our cars there [since it was a school trip]. Then we got on the bus an drove to the airport and we're all like, way hyper. Most of the people were flying into Germany and then Italy [split flight], but some of the people were flying into Ireland, so we split up. When we got on the plane I got to sit next to Hannah and Elizah, and we all watched Enchanted on our cool little movie screens. The first flight was 8 HOURS LONG. [How's that for the longest I've sat still, Lizzie?] But we got up like an hour before the flight was over to use the loo, as we say in Britain. There were all there people there and the flight attendant told us we weren't allowed and some lady behind us was like "Huh, I wonder why?" So I convinced her it was a bar.
Sunday, I guess: Then we switched flights and I slept through some of the second one and we were all messed up because of the whole 'time change' thing. We waited on the bus and had some fun with Hayley's phrase book. After the Ireland people found us we started to go around Rome. Everyone fell asleep in the bus ride as the tour guide was explaining things because we were all so tired. We went to a really pretty square the first day and then to the Pantheon. We also went to the Spanish Steps where Megan got some fierce sunglasses and Miranda stole a rose. [Don't worry she gave it back.] Then we drove to this hotel with this gorgeous view but absolutely no heat at all. Hannah, Elizah and I were freezing. Also , the shower didn't drain for like, 10 minutes. We had dinner at this fahbulous restaurant with this ah-may-zing playground. It had the coolest spinny thing. It could fit six people and you hold onto the middle and spin it around. If you go fast enough, you scream, and when you get off your stomach feels sick and you want to 'park a custard.'
Monday, somewhat adjusted to the time zone: We went to Vatican City!! So shin diddy. Ohmigawd it was so ah-may-zing! The Pope wasn't there but that's okay. Mercy found it quite inspiring. It was still really cool. We got to see the Sistine Chapel, and they are SO uptight there! You can't stand still, you can't talk, and you can't take pictures. I get that last one though. Then we drove to a ceramics factory/food store thing on our way to the hotel in Assisi, and I know, you're thinking boring, and to be honest, we were too, but they had all kinda of food samples. The chocolate was ah-may-zing, and the olive oil and sauce was really good too. Katie somehow managed to sample the liqueur and apparently that was good too. Then, outside they had a huge dumpster and said we could keep anything we found in it. So, you guessed it, we went dumpster diving. It was really...well lets just say we'll be better off if it doesn't make the yearbook. Then we got to our hotel, and it was...kinda dark. There were 4 beds so Macy stayed with us that night.
Tuesday!: Today we went on a walking tour of Perugia and it was really pretty. There was a really cool view of the town and all these artists sketching it. Laura has amazing camera skills and could be a professional photographer. And there were amazing stores, so of course we went shopping. Then we drove back to Assisi and we went on a tour there too. We also went to the Church of Saint Francis of Assisi, when he was buried. They also had really cool shops, so we went shopping there too. Then we went out to dinner which was so much fun, ohmigawd. We gave each other some new nicknames.
Katie-Zachariah
Elizah- Zeppy Allen [Led Zeppelin+Ethan Allen]
Mary-Old Jeremiah
Hayley- Grandma Ethel [She's a bit out there. Never should have let her near me.]
Hannah-Clyde
Me- Bonnie [Clyde and I rob banks]
We also found out about Katie's soon-to-be-husband, William Nitwit. He is ah-may-zing. He flips his hair and his job is looking good for Katie. I am her maid of honor and i'm wearing my 'I ♥ the Vatican' shirt over a yellow dress to her wedding.
After dinner we went back to the hotel in Assisi and Hannah left to curl her hair at midnight....
Wednesday already?: I wake up to the wake-up call. Elizah does not. Elizah could sleep though anything. I realize that I slept with my glasses on. And that the light is on. And they I'm still wearing my hoodie. All of a sudden I hear knocking on the door so I wake Elizah up and I answer it. And it's Hannah with her Dad. It turns out Elizah and I fell asleep so she couldn't get back in, because she didn't take the key, and the doors lock automatically. I felt bad, but Elizah laughed. ANYWAY, today we drove to Florence and saw lots of lovely statues. Most of which needed clothes. Badly. Then we walked around and visited a really really big church. When we got to our hotel that night we weren't happy about the fact that we were on the third floor and there were no elevators. It was my favorite room though,but the only problem was there were SO MANY MOSQITOES. We got bit so much. It was really bad.
Thursday...: Hmmmm Thursday! We drove out to Siena and had a lovely tour. We went into a huge church that had green and white stripes like a candy cane. It was so big, for real. Then we went to lunch and I went shopping with Hannah and Elizah. Then we drove back to the hotel and curled Laura's hair. We had quite a lovely time.
Friday ♥: Back to Rome! On the way to Rome we stopped to see David. He was nice. You know. Macy kept getting yelled at for taking pictures because they weren't allowed. Then we drove drove drove to see the Colosseum! We didn't go it because it was going to be like, an 80 minute thing, so we went with Laura and her Mum to see the Trevi fountain, and we only threw ONE coin in. Hehe. Then we went to meet our group at a pizza place where we met lots of multi-lingual people. They were all quite nice. Then we went to the Trevi fountain again, but with our whole group this time. The funniest thing happened on the way over there. They have all these people selling stuff, like roses, for money. All of a sudden one of them pops out in front of me and shoves the rose in my face and is like 'Ahhhhh!' We all stopped and started laughing so hard!! After that we stopped for gelato [gelato in Italy is soooo good] and went to our hotel. Our hotel had like, bars over the windows. It looks like a jail. It was near a store called Bimbo Planet. Katie shops there. Since we were staying with Megan and Miranda that night we had a 'juite' [jail+suite]. It was normal size with two extra beds shoved in. Suprisingly, we went to bed relatively early.
Saturday, 3 AM: No, I'm not lying. The people flying into Germany had to get up at 3AM. We weren't all there, as Katay showed by singling this lovely song:
"It's a moooooon. And it's shinnnnnnnny. And it's a moooooooooon. And it's shinnnnnnnnnnnny."
[Repeat 50 times.]
So we get on the short flight, and I'm like out. I fell asleep so fast. Then we went on the 8 hour flight and I watched Juno, which was ah-may-zingly fierce. Then Katay made me watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show but it was weird so i started watching National treasure 2. Anyway, I got bored with that too, so I just read and stuff.
Then we got on the bus so drive back to school where the cars where and I'm like 'It's 9 at home and everyone made fun of me. Then we're driving by the state house and Megan goes 'Is that the White House?'[ It was so funny because then we started randomly going 'Ohmigosh, is that the Colosseum?' And other random landmarks. Megan also left this lovely note on my iPod:
Right now we're driving home from Italy which was quite interesting, I must say. There are too many things to list that we did. So Mercy Spice had a mouthful of things to say about the trip. She even used the bidet [Pronounced baday, by the way] and had a fun time. Remember the beautiful drawing on out way hahahahahahahaha! I'm gonna miss the old Italiano playgroundo buy you know I'm glad to be home with English people. We now have a ton of stuff to talk about in science. Ohh wait, WE GOT MOVED! Hmm that's not nifty...I have to pee.
TMI Megan. Love that though. Um, no pictures because my camera is out of battery and I think I lost the charger, but when if finally gets working I'll put them up. Loved Italy, bottom line. It was gorgeous. But that's all for now.
xoxoXO missed you all♥

Today 4 You [Tomorrow for Me!!]

I was feeling very inspired by Rent.
Today was really, really fun-boring.
Dramafest was so awesome!!
Got a pretty slippy.
Mercy Spice was stolen and hurt many times.
[Ellie is not an idiot.] [Well, maybe a little....no just kidding, love her.]
Party now for Mom.
Italy tomorrow with some ah-may-zing people.
[Laura, Hannah, Elizah, Megan, Macy, Hayley, Katie. i think that's it??]
xoxo

I ♥ robotics

That sentence is a lie. A dirty rotten lie. Anyone who actually does robotics knows this. Even Camille, who's a senior, I think, was in the middle school today and told Lizzie and I that she hated it too. So here's what happened:
-Wore one of Lizzie's shoes all day, and she wore one of mine all day
-Stole gum from Taylor. Apparently, it's piña colada flavored
-Wrapped our pretty princess
-Made Lizzie's quarterback anorexic
-Finished our rising thing!
-Made a ducky-sun
-Sang Taylor the Latte Boy with Ashley
-Burned my fingers with Ellie
-Ate most of Bob's ice beakers
-Lizzie kicked my own shoe at me
-[But no one did any actual work]
And then there was the fahbulous Ellie Locker Trick. Macy told her that she was going to have to swich her locker to upstairs because a new girl was transfering and needed a locker. And Ellie just like, filpped out. Like, I'm not even kidding. And at this point I was like "Why Ellie? Why not someone no one likes, like Taylor?" Totally joking about that, Taylor is ah-may-zing. So I offered to share with her. But she totally thought it was real, even thought its and April Fools Day and it was Macy. She was really mad when Macy told her though and now she's planning revenge on me. On the celly with her right now.
xoxo

Back

Had fun at Hannah & Elizah's. Had some soda. Played Macy in bowling on the Wii and lost by 6 points.
Now I'm home. Considering if Mom would get freaked if I just walked out and went for a walk.
Maybe I'll just go.
Maybe not.

Fridy, Lovely Friday

Lovely to be back in school, in some ways..it sucked in others, though. I was sick yesterday, so I stayed home. And spent almost all of the day talking to Ashley. She's the bomb by the way. Today:
*Extended* Homeroom- People presented their speeches for student council. Maggie and Macy ended up winning in our homeroom. So...VOTE TAYLO!!!
Science- Had a sub...she was kinda creepy, she kept looking at me suspiciously. She wouldn't let us talk at all. Or look at the adorable turtle!
English-Sub. English vocab test, then just talked. They tied to keep us quiet but, yeah righ, like that was gunna happen.
Lunch-Ate stuff.
Spanish-Er verbs...and FIYAHHH DRILLL! IN THE RAIN! (I didn't fall this time.) So we were like, dancing around, then we went into the gym, and sat. Laura played with my toothbrush, and I gave like, 4 people those little wooden-y ice cream spoons. Then we went back in and did work.
Gym-Fitness center. Warning-Listening to the step aerobics version of Hips Don't Lie 6 times in a row may be hazardous to your health.
Well, I think we might be starting season 3 of Buffy tonight...loves to you all! xoxoxo

6:13 AM

Yes, its 6:13 in the morning. Why am I awake? That's a good question. Its actually because of SSC (Not the real name, I actually just made it up. You don't really wanna know what it stands for).
I'm not original, so I'm stealing Leena's toast idea. she said I could so its not exactly stealing, but still. So, shall we begin? (No particular order by the way.)

Leena gets a toast because they were her idea in the first place. Also because even though every once in a while 'If Mama Was Married' goes through my head, she still is ah-may-zing! Dancing to 'Step Into The Bad Side' while Maggie and Macy were trying to film was so much fun!

Okay, Mariana Elizabeth Lynn Tzitzouris definitely needs a toast! Totally! She is so much fun, and although she had a broken leg its fixed now, so we can go back to making bra chandeliers! You and Elizabeth have the kiss of death! Yay Mariana!!!

Empy rocks. She is awesomely funny and if you give her a lot of sugar and a bag of skittles, she can do anything. Hey sexy! Hahaha flirting with random guys, so much fun! We love you because you're Empyliciousdef!

Frenche is getting a toast just because shes Frenche. She's our dying rooster freight train, but we still love her, her TUBE SOCKS and her *ahem* helpful information *cough cough*!

Maggie needs a toast! Lady Jane is our entertainment value, makes us laugh as much as a rerun of 'My Name Is Earl', but without the cost of cable. Even if we can't decide if the Pope puts the nuns or the Muslims on rock rock, we still love you Maggie!

Chandler haven't done her, she needs a toast too! Chandler is leaving! No don't do it Chandler! We love you to much for you to go because you are so funny!

My name stealer needs a toast! Alana gets a definite toast just because her name is Alana, because people named Alana rock. And because of singing the suicide song! I love that! Yay Alana! Remember the Alana pages!

Ashley and her fabby earrings are getting a toast! (Sorry about having to share a toast with your earring's.) Ashley has the best earrings ever. I love them. Plus shes super funny and awesome!!! YAY ASHLEY!!!

Megan is getting a toast because I love Megan. Shes so funny and stuff like that. Like stuff you wouldn't even think was funny. KIM LOVES MALFOY! MGM! We luv you!

Amy is getting a toast because oh giving some of us lovely health nicknames! And for helping us distinguish that Kim is, in fact Chinese! Yay Amy! (I know it was you pretending to be the ice cream place Amy! Believe me, I know!)

Emma! Friends since were were 4! Sleepovas every weekend you are over! Um I think your birthday is this month so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Can't wait to see you!

Elise needs a toast! Oh my god Elise, I can't wait until August! Remember running around your house at night shooting your brother! So much fun! Give Gracie a kiss for me! xoxoxo luv ya!

Rainer and Callan need toasts because of the Scandinavian neon-orange bird poo in the shape of a old car and the white rotting crab-apple from the invisible pear tree!

Chloe, Rosie, and Ana because we love Twinkie! Yay! You guys are so funny! And the axe spray that doesn't work! Maybe we should have sprayed it on a guy and not a tree though...

Jenn for the thing with the backpack, that was sooo funny! And for being all 'Up yours Miss Laura!' Hahaha so funny! YAY!

I know I forgot a ton of people, but this post would be wayy long if I did them all! (But you know I love you all!) I shall toast to you all sometime in the future! xoxoxo Byee!
Special thanks to Mariana for helping with most of these and never being like "Alana, shut up. It's your own blog do it by yourself, you dirrty hobo." I luv you Mariana!