Your skirt looks like a MAXI-PAD!

That's how much we love Tim Gunn. That's the quote that we've used all day, and the response is "On yeah? Well, your bra looks like an ancient slingshot." Like I said, we love Tim!
So today was v. v. fun I suppose. Besides the whole, you know, ''school' part.
Art- Only 3 art classes left! Awww! Anyhoodle, I did the skirt and painted my person today. But she falls over with the head on...which is sort of a problem. Hey, I bet you didn't know that using grey makes something looks 'sophisticated' and 'like it was done by an older person.' Mhm it's soooo true.
History- We did our maps, only I was done so Hannah Elizabeth and I did health homework! Ohmigawd, fun right?? [Sarcasm, for those of you that didn't get that.] Then we talked about point[less/ful] history day!
Religion- We stared on out conversion plays. My group is so...nice. Let's go with nice. It's a good adjective. Then Edy attacked me, because I asked if anyone thought Joe Jonas looked like a chicken [Greta thought so]. More eventful than usual. Surprisingly.
Math- Math was...mathy. We got separated. It was all very psychologist-y. With a dash of guidance counselor.
Anyhoodle, Laura sent me this video and I love it!

Carry on...

So Dead

I went to bed at like 1:30 this morning, because Mom and I were up all night watching Bones. And I'm so dead, and can't think of anything to write so I'm going to do this survey I found on someone else's blog. With changes though, so as not to plagiarize.[It's shortened though, because it's long.]
SURVEY
1. What’s your favorite children’s book?
Uhm...let's see, I'm going to go with OH! I don't know what it's called, but it's about this bear, and this cat, and it's cute.
2. What’s your favorite type of cake?
OHMIGAWDDD I love this cake that mom makes, it's like, all chocolate, all the way around. With chocolate chips on top. The only reason I don't have chocolate ice cream with it is because I think chocolate ice cream tastes yucky. But it really is the best cake ever!!
3. What is the last song you listened to?
Up The Junction, by Squeeze. It's really good, and Lily Allen did a cover of it, for Yahoo.
4. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, line 7 . Write down what it says- This made Pirates float better-something that was very useful to our ancestors, as they were sometimes without boats.
5. What are your 3 best qualities? Apparently, I have a fabulous sense of humor[even if people don't get it sometimes], I'm loyal, and...I'm stealthy!!
6. Do you think you're a kind person?
Uhm, I think so. I've been told I'm too nice, actually. I care about peoples feelings too much, which scares me, be cause it makes me sound like a guidance counselor, so I'm working on being meaner.
7. What color is your toothbrush?
I dunno, I can't find it.
8. What's your all-time favorite, most-repeated movie quote?
Hm. Well, a lot of my most repeated quotes have come out of Legally Blonde The Musical. Ones such as: "Some serious! Someone Lawyer-ly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!", "This is Harvard, not a stripper bar.", "It's like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!", "I hate you Brooke! And I love you for it!!", "Bend and Snap!!", "Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!", "You've got the best frickin' shoes!", "And not we have two kids, and one more on the way..." And that's not all!!
9. What was your least favorite class in school?
ARG! The list could go on, and on, but I'm going to go with Math, Health/Gym, and Computers. And Science. And all the rest. Except ART because ART is my best friend.
10. What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?
Last night when Bones called Jesus a zombie. It went like this:
Booth: Catholics don't bring people back from the dead. Voodoo does, but we don't.
Bones: Jesus was reincarnated.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!!
11. Where were you when 9-11 happened?
School. I don't remember it though.
12. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually buy stuff from the vending machine with other people, so there are two people there. let's say it's Maggie. I will sun into it from the side, then Maggie would try to pull it over. Then we would kick it. Then, if none of that works, Maggie would go search for money in the choral room, and outside, and in the bathrooms, amazingly come up with 85 cents, and manage to get us 2 packages of Skittles. I would just like to state, that yes, Maggie is in fact amazing. She manages to get 2 dollars from 2 random high schoolers one time, without even really talking to them.
13. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My celly, my iPod, my camera. I can talk to people while taking pictures while listening to music. I'm quite the multi-tasker.
14. Can you change the oil on a car?
I've never tried. Knowing me, I would end up spilling the oil into the trunk or something. So let's go with no.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
'Give this heart <3
16. Do you like to cook?
I suppose if I got the chance, I would like to cook, but as it is right now, I'm always busy, and people don't trust me around ovens.
17. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
It's Aussie, and apparently it smells quite good, because Amy always asks me what shampoo I use, because my hair smells fabulous.
18. What are you wearing?
Fabulous shoes. They are the only thing that matter, because they are SO cute!!
19. What kind of bear is best?
Bears are the number one threat to America, don't you know? [Pandas, I just got one for Christmas!!]
20. What’s the last book you finished?
I can't remember. Something...good. I remember reading it in the care on the way to Dad's house.
21. Do you like to dance?
Mae. No. Maggie swears I'm a good dancer, but I dunno.
22. What did you have for dinner last night

Pizza. Then Mom decided to go crazy and let us have lots of dessert.
23. What’s your favorite painting?
I can't find a picture of it, but it looks like the angel Gabriel flipping the virgin Mary off. I saw it in an old museum.
24. If you could have any hair in the world, what kind would you want?
Okay, so I love Audrey Kitching's hair, but you know, that wouldn't look good on me. If we're talking natural hair colours, then not-too-long deep red wavy hair. Well that took up a significant 30 minutes. Love you all, xoxoxo

Burning CDs

Yeah, backing up bought stuff from iTunes. Okay so, before the party starts here's my day:
Homeroom: Listened to Maggie do Meghna's speech, Maggie do her rap, and the Maggie/Britney Gimme More dance.
Religion: SURPRISE SURPRISE we had a test. Ya think its might have been a good idea for her t tell us about this, because last class she was like "Yeah, because of testing, I won't give you the test this week." So...none of us had an idea, it was so funny because one by one we are all like "Wait, WHAT? We are having a TEST???"
Math: UGH. MATH. She split us up into these two groups, one of people who get the whole integers thing, and the other people who she doesn't think are. So the people who thought the got it had to stand up, and Megan was like "Come ON you are good at math, and up! DO IT!" There is 5 people in the people who get it group and get ready for this...I'm one of them. I know, shocker right? So we had to go this stupid thing with the population of states, and the other people had to do 50 problems, and if they didn't finish it was for homework. It really sucked, I felt so bad.
Lunch: Lizzie and I learned the Promise Prayer! Rah!!
The Promise Prayer
I'm Promising, dear Jesus, to follow you today
And to obey your every rule in all I do or say
To always be a loving child helpful, kind, and sweet
To give the love you give to me to everyone I meet
But if this promise i should break or if I bring you sorrow
Help me to begin again and keep my promise tomorrow
AMEN. YEAH!
ART MY BESTIE SUBJECT!!: Ugh we did proportions. My person was an anorexic swamp monster with claws, freakishly long arms and a mohawk. Yeah, art was bomb.
History: All 24 of us had to recite The Promise Prayer in front of the class. Then we got started on history projects, and got up to number 8, so I have to go first next class. MAE.
Anniversary partay now! Love you all xoxo.
Oh, and by the way...
Green is sexy :]

Today! (And breaking news about the Wiggles! Gasp!)

Hey all you lovely people out there. Breaking news just happened, just in, that I think you all should know about. Because it's so important. *SARCASM MAGGIE*
You know that TV show, the one with the four dancing guys in the dorky monogrammed turtlenecks? The ones that sing too? The ones that make you wanna stab something? Yeah, the Jiggles. Or whatever. They are moving on without Mr.Yellow-Shirt-and-Weird-Eyebrows/Greg Page! Oh no, wait. They are so shallow, they are replacing him! HOW IS MR.EYEBROWS GOING TO FEEL ABOUT THIS??? Oh, wait he had to leave for health reasons. What amazes me is that they have like, 30 best-selling CDs and are going on tour for the 3rd time. And you know what I think is amazingly crap? They compare them to the Beatles. Yeah, they went there. Full story: Here.
Today I was so happy because I thought I had my iPod stolen the other day, but i found it this morning in my car while I was looking for a toothbrush.m I was like OHMIGAWD! And ran inside like "Mum! Mum! Look!!!" And she goes "So...did you get the toothbrush?" I really didn't care about the toothbrush anyway, I was just so happy to have found my iPod.
Okay so:
Testing-English. Super long, and way boring.
Religion-I sat in a closet with Laura and a bunch of bibles to stay warm. Watched a video with a wolf, and some birds and some fish.
Lunch-Me and Laura were so dumb, we were like I'm so cold! Then we went and bought ice cream. We scream so loud when we were like "Angela said PENALIZED!" Lizzie was like what? So Maggie comes over and Greta says something and me and Maggie go "Care to extrabalate?" Lunchical is fun.
Testing-Math. Bombed it, baby.
Art!!!-AY! AYY! AYYY I LOVE ART! We had a mass-mold breakout, and lovely Laura saved all of our lives. I did...nothing today. I helped Amy with her leg, put a nose on my head, danced with Maggie (while singing as always), used her cellu-whatever, and put it on her cheek, sprayed Megan's leg with Lysol, watched Laura wash Lizzie's hair, drooled over some caution/cuidado tape outside the window, that I fell madly in love with today, and way more.
Testing made the day seem so short yesterday but today I feel like it went on really long.
Okay loves, well stuff to do, people to see, music to listen to, TV to watch. xoxoxoxo bye!
SLAUGHTERDAY TOMORROW!

I LOVE fire-drills!

MY FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYY! hearts, hearts, HEARTS!
So we're in Religion, last class of the day, I'm sitting next to Ashley (who is being super-hyper-spaztic-crazy, just like me) correcting a religion quiz we just took. So I'm sitting there, my brain falling out, because quite frankly, I DON'T CARE WHAT SOMEONE WHO DIES FOR THEIR FAITH IS! (It's martyr, by the way, learned that from Wicked.) And the fire alarm goes off so Sr. P is like BACK OF THE WELLNESS CENTAH! At the front of the line is Megan, Emily, Me, and Ashley, and then unimportant people behind us. So I FALL! Going down the stairs! Right on my bum, and Ashley and I are laughing SO HARD! Ok, when we are outside, Megan's like, "I dunno where to go!" And one of the teacher for like, the kindergartners is like "Do you know here you guys are going???" And I'm like "UMMMMM, YEAH! Back of the wellness center!" Then Emily looks at me like 'What is your problem?' And I say, "Hey, sistah P said it, so it's gotta be true!" And our line was cuh-ray-zee-hyper! And all these little kids were staring at us and we are all "I feel so tall!" Told you we were hyper!
So back inside, we watch a vid about MARIA GORETTI! So we are sitting there, making fun of it SO much you wouldn't belive it. We moved our seats so I was still sitting next to Ashley but now all thses other lovely people were with us! ie; Lizzie, Greta, Laura, Emily, Raquel(hope I spelled that right)... So we were all "Stabbed! 14 TIMES!" Cuz you know, Alessandro is kind of like Britney Spears/Chris Crocker 'Gimme More!/More more more more MORE!' I'm still amazed at Molley Kelley (my BEST FRIEND, haha, not.) 8 kids, and still pure! Yay! We teared that video to shreads, baby, shreads!
I really don't think anything else important happened at school today...
*Math: Got test back. Got a 96
*Art: Played with wet soggy dust. I bet you didn't know that:
-You have to cover your pianos legs with a blanket, or men have bad thoughts.
-Your crotch is longer in the back than the front.
-If someone is shot next to you, don't help them. It's only natural to pee your pants or puke. Oh, ands we are in a PERFECT position fot some sniper to shoot us down from the breezeway.
I LOVE art. ;)
*History: Had a vocab test. Was bored and such.
The bus was fun thought. :)
Well, 10:33 darlings, I gotta go! xoxoxoxo luv ya, mean it