Ohmigawd, Lily

I'm so so so sorry! We love you!
[Lovely Lily has had a miscarriage.]
xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
♥

Back at school

First day back, babes. Nothing really happened. Loverly to see everyone again. My day, quickly:
Homeroom- Tried to decide what shoes to wear...ended up with the red ones and switched to the black at lunchie.
Religion-Nothing really. Sister P loved the fact that I adopted a panda.
Math-HUGE test in 2 weeks. She's not going over any of the stuff. We have worksheets to do to prepare. Scared so badly.
Lunchie-Spilled my lunch everywhere. It was a huge mess. Switched shoes.
ART!!-Oh how I've missed art so... here's how it all went down.
1.Lizzie tried [and failed] to do a Tim Gunn.
2. I stole Lizzie's ring.
3. Greta made red-orange-yellow pants.
4. Laura's alien thing fell over, like fifty times.
5. I got blamed for something I didn't do.
6. Maggie got plastic surgery.
7. Amy & I sang Hairspray. [I Can Hear the Bells and The Nicest Kids in Town.]
8. Everyone else sang Dance Floor Anthem.
9. Talked about the most random things ever...after all we are quite a random bunch.
History- Did maps and watched a video. 'So, did you tell her to go eat a porcupine?'
Bus/Truck- Maggie's phone vibrated for no reason at all....VERY STRANGE. Fun.

In other news, lovely Lily has her own show!!
xoxoxo, byee!

So Dead

I went to bed at like 1:30 this morning, because Mom and I were up all night watching Bones. And I'm so dead, and can't think of anything to write so I'm going to do this survey I found on someone else's blog. With changes though, so as not to plagiarize.[It's shortened though, because it's long.]
SURVEY
1. What’s your favorite children’s book?
Uhm...let's see, I'm going to go with OH! I don't know what it's called, but it's about this bear, and this cat, and it's cute.
2. What’s your favorite type of cake?
OHMIGAWDDD I love this cake that mom makes, it's like, all chocolate, all the way around. With chocolate chips on top. The only reason I don't have chocolate ice cream with it is because I think chocolate ice cream tastes yucky. But it really is the best cake ever!!
3. What is the last song you listened to?
Up The Junction, by Squeeze. It's really good, and Lily Allen did a cover of it, for Yahoo.
4. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, line 7 . Write down what it says- This made Pirates float better-something that was very useful to our ancestors, as they were sometimes without boats.
5. What are your 3 best qualities? Apparently, I have a fabulous sense of humor[even if people don't get it sometimes], I'm loyal, and...I'm stealthy!!
6. Do you think you're a kind person?
Uhm, I think so. I've been told I'm too nice, actually. I care about peoples feelings too much, which scares me, be cause it makes me sound like a guidance counselor, so I'm working on being meaner.
7. What color is your toothbrush?
I dunno, I can't find it.
8. What's your all-time favorite, most-repeated movie quote?
Hm. Well, a lot of my most repeated quotes have come out of Legally Blonde The Musical. Ones such as: "Some serious! Someone Lawyer-ly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!", "This is Harvard, not a stripper bar.", "It's like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!", "I hate you Brooke! And I love you for it!!", "Bend and Snap!!", "Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!", "You've got the best frickin' shoes!", "And not we have two kids, and one more on the way..." And that's not all!!
9. What was your least favorite class in school?
ARG! The list could go on, and on, but I'm going to go with Math, Health/Gym, and Computers. And Science. And all the rest. Except ART because ART is my best friend.
10. What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?
Last night when Bones called Jesus a zombie. It went like this:
Booth: Catholics don't bring people back from the dead. Voodoo does, but we don't.
Bones: Jesus was reincarnated.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!!
11. Where were you when 9-11 happened?
School. I don't remember it though.
12. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually buy stuff from the vending machine with other people, so there are two people there. let's say it's Maggie. I will sun into it from the side, then Maggie would try to pull it over. Then we would kick it. Then, if none of that works, Maggie would go search for money in the choral room, and outside, and in the bathrooms, amazingly come up with 85 cents, and manage to get us 2 packages of Skittles. I would just like to state, that yes, Maggie is in fact amazing. She manages to get 2 dollars from 2 random high schoolers one time, without even really talking to them.
13. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My celly, my iPod, my camera. I can talk to people while taking pictures while listening to music. I'm quite the multi-tasker.
14. Can you change the oil on a car?
I've never tried. Knowing me, I would end up spilling the oil into the trunk or something. So let's go with no.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
'Give this heart <3
16. Do you like to cook?
I suppose if I got the chance, I would like to cook, but as it is right now, I'm always busy, and people don't trust me around ovens.
17. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
It's Aussie, and apparently it smells quite good, because Amy always asks me what shampoo I use, because my hair smells fabulous.
18. What are you wearing?
Fabulous shoes. They are the only thing that matter, because they are SO cute!!
19. What kind of bear is best?
Bears are the number one threat to America, don't you know? [Pandas, I just got one for Christmas!!]
20. What’s the last book you finished?
I can't remember. Something...good. I remember reading it in the care on the way to Dad's house.
21. Do you like to dance?
Mae. No. Maggie swears I'm a good dancer, but I dunno.
22. What did you have for dinner last night

Pizza. Then Mom decided to go crazy and let us have lots of dessert.
23. What’s your favorite painting?
I can't find a picture of it, but it looks like the angel Gabriel flipping the virgin Mary off. I saw it in an old museum.
24. If you could have any hair in the world, what kind would you want?
Okay, so I love Audrey Kitching's hair, but you know, that wouldn't look good on me. If we're talking natural hair colours, then not-too-long deep red wavy hair. Well that took up a significant 30 minutes. Love you all, xoxoxo

A Calvin and Hobbes poem

My hands were all shaky, my face had gone pale.
A letter from Santa just arrived in the mail!!
It was hand-written in old-fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed and dated twelve ten
"Dear Calvin" it said, "I'm writing because
This year I've replaced my 'naughty/nice' laws.
So now I urge you: be vulgar and crude!
I like it when children are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table! Gargle your peas!
Never say 'thank you,' 'you're welcome,' or 'please.'
Talk back to your mother! Don't do as you're told!
Stick your tongue out at your Dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy, I really don't care!
Act like a jerk, anytime, anywhere!
I'm changing the rules! The bad boys and girls
Will be, from now on, the ones who get toys!
Good little kids make me sick, it's no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa"...And the I awoke.
I hate being good [or trying to fake it],
Six days until Christmas! I don't think I'll make it.

In other news....
LILY ALLEN IS PREGNANT!!!
xoxo

Lily Allen/Christina Aguilera

So I was on GFY today and I saw two things that made me sad/shocked.
Lily First.
She's been diagnosed with a heart murmur, so it says in the article. I'm not exactly sure what a heart murmur is, but apparently it's not that fatal, and that's good. She's taking care of herself too, which is really good. As for the dress...well I don't know if I would wear it but it looks good on her.
Now, Christina.
MARIE CLAIRE!!! Why on Earth would you do that?? Like come on! everyone already knew she was pregnant but, my GOD! Like her kids are gonna grow up and be like "MOM!" Like, if you are gonna do naked shots...well preferably, don't but if you are gonna stuck to the ones when you aren't pregnant, please? Thanks!
xoxo
gossip girl!!

I'll Kill Her

Okay, so I think you all need to know about this song I've been listening to all day.
It's called I'll Kill Her and it's by SoKo.
You can find the video here.
So, I heard about it from Lily Allen's blogg, so I was like, oh, okay.
And SoKo has this massive French accent she's like I'll keel errr! But I love it, it's awesome!
ugh i have to go dad thinks i need a "change of scenery"
xoxoxo bye
i'll keel errr
MAGGIE IS THE BOMB, AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO KILL HER, BAD STUFF WILL HAPPEN!!!
^is that better??

This is a shout out to all my jail BFFLS...

We need to talk about LILY ALLEN because she's in jail! *Gasp!* I know, heart breaking. Shes in jail because apparently she kicked a photographer. I really don't see why they arrested her. Next time somebody tries to take my picture I'm going to kick them and see what happens. Maybe they will sue and send me to juvie. Anyway, she's supposed to be out late July. Also a bunch of people have been saying things about her shows...

Smoking and chugging shots on stage, the rambling singer kicked off her sneakers, stumbled over her gown and forgot the lyrics to her own songs. 'See, I told you I was going to mess up,' she told the crowd, who were already unhappy because she was two hours late to the stage. In between fits of giggling, Allen found time to mock an ex's boyfriend's 'size' and even dedicated her song 'Everything Is Wonderful' to 'the rich ass-who live in Washington, D.C., and up our taxes.'

On Lily's blog she defends herself...
This is all bullshat. Doors opened at 6.45 on Monday and I had two support acts. Anyone who thought I was going on earlier , I'm sorry you were misinformed. I would never turn up two hours late for a gig...EVER. I'd been in my dressing room since four o'clock that afternoon anyway its not as if id leave 3000 people out there for no reason . I did apologize to everyone for forgetting my words on "not big", and I also explained that it was a psychological thing that happens to me on stage . I guess its like premature ejaculation , the second you start thinking about it the second it all goes wrong. I actually thought it was a really good gig and really enjoyed myself . I did not get drunk but your right i did smoke a cigarette on stage, and for that I should have apologized.

Okay, I have a couple of things to say about this.
1) Whoever is saying this stuff needs to SHUT UP. Lily is awesome, okay? She has a wicked awesome point here...
Write about something interesting, and that actually needs to be talked about . I don't want to live in a world where the most interesting thing is Paris Hilton and "how shes doing in jail". Why do we care, seriously? Guys the world is MELTING, we are KILLING innocent people , so we can steal their oil , killing them. 400000 people are dead and 2.5 million have no home in Darfur...but then again Lindsay did work out at the gym this afternoon and that's what really counts.
I totally agree. I mean who cares if Beyonce wears flip-flops while shopping, or Jessica Alba dyes her hair, or if Lindsay poses with knives! So, SHUTTY, alright?
2) You have no business to be all well, maybe Lily was drinking... Maybe she was, maybe she wasn't but you don't know what shes been doing.
3) LILY IS WICKED AWESOME. You can't say anything else about it. Like Megan with Gary.

So just think about all that. (I'm not OCD about this, as some people might think, I just think it's a stupid reason to put someone in jail.)

Music!

Lalala! We all love music don't we? Yes, we do.
So, I'm naming my favorite artists, one, because I'm bored, and two because you should know them.
As of now, my favorite is...Regina Spektor! Just bought her Cd, and I LOVE IT!!!
Then Lily Allen. She has one of the coolest Cd's I've bought in a long time.
Omg, then Christina Aguilera. So can't forget her!
Then P!nk. I love her. Can't even describe it. Old songs and new.
OOOOOOO-Hairspray and Wicked! But those don't really count, so...
I can't really think of anyone else. Hm. I'm sure there's LOADS more...