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Cute.
She just makes my day. She makes me smile. She's my life. =]
I know I haven't posted in forever, and I'm going to, today or tomorrow I promise.
But for now, I have to go watch Bones and Project Runway.
xxoo
[Oh, and by the way? If you're the person that like, knows me, but knows Abbey too? Who are you? Do I know you too? Just wondering.]

Maggie Almost Just Fell Off Her Chair

So I'm here with Maggie, she slept over last night, and we are having a tremendous time. Last night we watched the season premiere of Bones, which wasn't too fabulous, because Angela and Hodgins broke up. We watched Rent too, which we absolutely LOVE, duh.
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Can you say shocker?

Okay, so on Bones last night. Season finale. You know how last Monday Booth got shot? Well this episode starts two weeks later with everyone trying to convince Bones to come to the FUNERAL. And I'm flipping out, because he CAN'T be dead. So Angela convinces Bones to come. Then at the funeral, all these military guys are lines up there, right? Then all of a sudden this random guy puts a flower on Booth's casket. And THEN one of the military guys LUNGES at the guy, and the casket breaks open! AND IT'S NOT A REAL BODY! Booth is actually the military guy who attacked the random guy at his funeral! So Bones grabs a leg from the fake-dead body and hits the random guy with it, and then everything just kind of stops, and then, she goes and hits Booth! I was like 'What was that?'
So, you see, he faked his death for two weeks to catch some guy who had said to him 'The next time you see me will be at your funeral.' So they faked his death for two weeks. And Booth wanted Bones to know, but Sweets decided not to tell her. So by now they're back from the funeral, and there's a package for Bones. It's a jawbone with two silver screws. So every one's like 'Gormogon!' [It might make more sense here if I explain that Gormogon is a cannibalistic serial killer, and that he has an apprentice, both of who's identity's are unknown.] Everyone starts doing tests to figure out it it's the jawbone of the last person killed, and so on. Zack and Hodgins realize that the bite marks on the jawbone are made by homemade dentures made of special chemicals. So they're like 'Oh, we need to do an experiment to recreate these dentures!' So they're all ready to do it, and Zack pours the stuff in and the whole thing BLOWS UP. Zack ends up in the hospital with third degree burns on both his hands.
When everyone gets back to the lab, Hodgins realizes the silver skeleton of Gormogon's is missing. The security cameras failed from Zack's explosion, so everyone realizes that Gormogon's apprentice has to be one of them. Sweets says it's Hodgins, Camille says its Sweets, using Hodgins for a cover. Bones and Booth go to confront Sweets and lock him up for 3 days for sarcastically saying 'I'm Gormogon.' [I wanted it to be him so bad.] After examining the jawbone and figuring out that Zack LIED about them [because is was made of all real canine teeth, not chemicals], they know who Gormogon's apprentice is.
It's Zack. I am EXTREMELY disappointed. He confesses. Bones tried to figure out his logic. It's that 'The human experience is greater than one person's life.' Bones reminds him that he got third degree burns trying to save Hodgins, and he's one person. Zack starts to cry. He tells Booth how to get to Gormogon's house, and Booth goes and shoots him.
Zack is taken away to psychiatric care. Everyone is sad. They all look at some of his favorite things. Sweets notices that his favorite things were given to him by them, his friends. Bones realizes she never gave him anything and runs out. Booth follows her and reads her the letter of acceptance to the lab. He says that she gave him something really special.
Then it just ends. Thats the end of season three. Thats not how a season is supposed to end. And it wasn't even two hours. Needles too say, I'm glad Booth isn't dead, but I'm really unhappy that Gormogon's apprentice was Zack.
xoxo

Today

I highly highly doubt today will be a good day.
But who knows?
History's last and I already have a stomachache.
Oh, and here's that video.

He can't die though. He just can't. Season finale next Monday and if he dies....he can't die. [The fall was very Angel though. You know, Angel from Buffy.]
xoxo

Bones

I can't wait until next Thursday because at the end of tonight's episode.....
BOOTH GETS SHOT.
NO LIE.
Then Bones shoots the person that shot him.
[The girl that shot him was trying to shoot Bones, but Booth stepped in the way.]
I so can't wait. I don't want him to die.
LOVE him so much.
Also.....Gormagon comes back next episode.
xoxo

Hmmm.....?

Nothing happened today. No, really. I went out to lunch with Nana, and that was about it. Other than that....I was at home. It was all rainy today. Like, really rainy. I don't like too much rain, even though apparently we 'needed it'.

I really don't want to go back to school tomorrow. Ellie is sooo lucky that she doesn't have to go!!
Anyway. Going to watch Bones with Mom and Dave. And the cat that we 'don't have'.
xoxo

Are you sure this a hotel and not a jail?

Okay, so I'm back from Italy. Well, I was yesterday, but I was too tired to wrote anything. I kept falling asleep when we were watching Bones. But seriously, Italy was ah-may-zing!! Love love loved it. [And, just for the record, I didn't loose Mercy Spice.]
Saturday: We had to drive to school and leave all our cars there [since it was a school trip]. Then we got on the bus an drove to the airport and we're all like, way hyper. Most of the people were flying into Germany and then Italy [split flight], but some of the people were flying into Ireland, so we split up. When we got on the plane I got to sit next to Hannah and Elizah, and we all watched Enchanted on our cool little movie screens. The first flight was 8 HOURS LONG. [How's that for the longest I've sat still, Lizzie?] But we got up like an hour before the flight was over to use the loo, as we say in Britain. There were all there people there and the flight attendant told us we weren't allowed and some lady behind us was like "Huh, I wonder why?" So I convinced her it was a bar.
Sunday, I guess: Then we switched flights and I slept through some of the second one and we were all messed up because of the whole 'time change' thing. We waited on the bus and had some fun with Hayley's phrase book. After the Ireland people found us we started to go around Rome. Everyone fell asleep in the bus ride as the tour guide was explaining things because we were all so tired. We went to a really pretty square the first day and then to the Pantheon. We also went to the Spanish Steps where Megan got some fierce sunglasses and Miranda stole a rose. [Don't worry she gave it back.] Then we drove to this hotel with this gorgeous view but absolutely no heat at all. Hannah, Elizah and I were freezing. Also , the shower didn't drain for like, 10 minutes. We had dinner at this fahbulous restaurant with this ah-may-zing playground. It had the coolest spinny thing. It could fit six people and you hold onto the middle and spin it around. If you go fast enough, you scream, and when you get off your stomach feels sick and you want to 'park a custard.'
Monday, somewhat adjusted to the time zone: We went to Vatican City!! So shin diddy. Ohmigawd it was so ah-may-zing! The Pope wasn't there but that's okay. Mercy found it quite inspiring. It was still really cool. We got to see the Sistine Chapel, and they are SO uptight there! You can't stand still, you can't talk, and you can't take pictures. I get that last one though. Then we drove to a ceramics factory/food store thing on our way to the hotel in Assisi, and I know, you're thinking boring, and to be honest, we were too, but they had all kinda of food samples. The chocolate was ah-may-zing, and the olive oil and sauce was really good too. Katie somehow managed to sample the liqueur and apparently that was good too. Then, outside they had a huge dumpster and said we could keep anything we found in it. So, you guessed it, we went dumpster diving. It was really...well lets just say we'll be better off if it doesn't make the yearbook. Then we got to our hotel, and it was...kinda dark. There were 4 beds so Macy stayed with us that night.
Tuesday!: Today we went on a walking tour of Perugia and it was really pretty. There was a really cool view of the town and all these artists sketching it. Laura has amazing camera skills and could be a professional photographer. And there were amazing stores, so of course we went shopping. Then we drove back to Assisi and we went on a tour there too. We also went to the Church of Saint Francis of Assisi, when he was buried. They also had really cool shops, so we went shopping there too. Then we went out to dinner which was so much fun, ohmigawd. We gave each other some new nicknames.
Katie-Zachariah
Elizah- Zeppy Allen [Led Zeppelin+Ethan Allen]
Mary-Old Jeremiah
Hayley- Grandma Ethel [She's a bit out there. Never should have let her near me.]
Hannah-Clyde
Me- Bonnie [Clyde and I rob banks]
We also found out about Katie's soon-to-be-husband, William Nitwit. He is ah-may-zing. He flips his hair and his job is looking good for Katie. I am her maid of honor and i'm wearing my 'I ♥ the Vatican' shirt over a yellow dress to her wedding.
After dinner we went back to the hotel in Assisi and Hannah left to curl her hair at midnight....
Wednesday already?: I wake up to the wake-up call. Elizah does not. Elizah could sleep though anything. I realize that I slept with my glasses on. And that the light is on. And they I'm still wearing my hoodie. All of a sudden I hear knocking on the door so I wake Elizah up and I answer it. And it's Hannah with her Dad. It turns out Elizah and I fell asleep so she couldn't get back in, because she didn't take the key, and the doors lock automatically. I felt bad, but Elizah laughed. ANYWAY, today we drove to Florence and saw lots of lovely statues. Most of which needed clothes. Badly. Then we walked around and visited a really really big church. When we got to our hotel that night we weren't happy about the fact that we were on the third floor and there were no elevators. It was my favorite room though,but the only problem was there were SO MANY MOSQITOES. We got bit so much. It was really bad.
Thursday...: Hmmmm Thursday! We drove out to Siena and had a lovely tour. We went into a huge church that had green and white stripes like a candy cane. It was so big, for real. Then we went to lunch and I went shopping with Hannah and Elizah. Then we drove back to the hotel and curled Laura's hair. We had quite a lovely time.
Friday ♥: Back to Rome! On the way to Rome we stopped to see David. He was nice. You know. Macy kept getting yelled at for taking pictures because they weren't allowed. Then we drove drove drove to see the Colosseum! We didn't go it because it was going to be like, an 80 minute thing, so we went with Laura and her Mum to see the Trevi fountain, and we only threw ONE coin in. Hehe. Then we went to meet our group at a pizza place where we met lots of multi-lingual people. They were all quite nice. Then we went to the Trevi fountain again, but with our whole group this time. The funniest thing happened on the way over there. They have all these people selling stuff, like roses, for money. All of a sudden one of them pops out in front of me and shoves the rose in my face and is like 'Ahhhhh!' We all stopped and started laughing so hard!! After that we stopped for gelato [gelato in Italy is soooo good] and went to our hotel. Our hotel had like, bars over the windows. It looks like a jail. It was near a store called Bimbo Planet. Katie shops there. Since we were staying with Megan and Miranda that night we had a 'juite' [jail+suite]. It was normal size with two extra beds shoved in. Suprisingly, we went to bed relatively early.
Saturday, 3 AM: No, I'm not lying. The people flying into Germany had to get up at 3AM. We weren't all there, as Katay showed by singling this lovely song:
"It's a moooooon. And it's shinnnnnnnny. And it's a moooooooooon. And it's shinnnnnnnnnnnny."
[Repeat 50 times.]
So we get on the short flight, and I'm like out. I fell asleep so fast. Then we went on the 8 hour flight and I watched Juno, which was ah-may-zingly fierce. Then Katay made me watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show but it was weird so i started watching National treasure 2. Anyway, I got bored with that too, so I just read and stuff.
Then we got on the bus so drive back to school where the cars where and I'm like 'It's 9 at home and everyone made fun of me. Then we're driving by the state house and Megan goes 'Is that the White House?'[ It was so funny because then we started randomly going 'Ohmigosh, is that the Colosseum?' And other random landmarks. Megan also left this lovely note on my iPod:
Right now we're driving home from Italy which was quite interesting, I must say. There are too many things to list that we did. So Mercy Spice had a mouthful of things to say about the trip. She even used the bidet [Pronounced baday, by the way] and had a fun time. Remember the beautiful drawing on out way hahahahahahahaha! I'm gonna miss the old Italiano playgroundo buy you know I'm glad to be home with English people. We now have a ton of stuff to talk about in science. Ohh wait, WE GOT MOVED! Hmm that's not nifty...I have to pee.
TMI Megan. Love that though. Um, no pictures because my camera is out of battery and I think I lost the charger, but when if finally gets working I'll put them up. Loved Italy, bottom line. It was gorgeous. But that's all for now.
xoxoXO missed you all♥

So Dead

I went to bed at like 1:30 this morning, because Mom and I were up all night watching Bones. And I'm so dead, and can't think of anything to write so I'm going to do this survey I found on someone else's blog. With changes though, so as not to plagiarize.[It's shortened though, because it's long.]
SURVEY
1. What’s your favorite children’s book?
Uhm...let's see, I'm going to go with OH! I don't know what it's called, but it's about this bear, and this cat, and it's cute.
2. What’s your favorite type of cake?
OHMIGAWDDD I love this cake that mom makes, it's like, all chocolate, all the way around. With chocolate chips on top. The only reason I don't have chocolate ice cream with it is because I think chocolate ice cream tastes yucky. But it really is the best cake ever!!
3. What is the last song you listened to?
Up The Junction, by Squeeze. It's really good, and Lily Allen did a cover of it, for Yahoo.
4. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, line 7 . Write down what it says- This made Pirates float better-something that was very useful to our ancestors, as they were sometimes without boats.
5. What are your 3 best qualities? Apparently, I have a fabulous sense of humor[even if people don't get it sometimes], I'm loyal, and...I'm stealthy!!
6. Do you think you're a kind person?
Uhm, I think so. I've been told I'm too nice, actually. I care about peoples feelings too much, which scares me, be cause it makes me sound like a guidance counselor, so I'm working on being meaner.
7. What color is your toothbrush?
I dunno, I can't find it.
8. What's your all-time favorite, most-repeated movie quote?
Hm. Well, a lot of my most repeated quotes have come out of Legally Blonde The Musical. Ones such as: "Some serious! Someone Lawyer-ly! Someone who wears black when nobody's dead!", "This is Harvard, not a stripper bar.", "It's like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies!", "I hate you Brooke! And I love you for it!!", "Bend and Snap!!", "Oh please, he's gay, totally gay!", "You've got the best frickin' shoes!", "And not we have two kids, and one more on the way..." And that's not all!!
9. What was your least favorite class in school?
ARG! The list could go on, and on, but I'm going to go with Math, Health/Gym, and Computers. And Science. And all the rest. Except ART because ART is my best friend.
10. What was the last thing that made you laugh uproariously?
Last night when Bones called Jesus a zombie. It went like this:
Booth: Catholics don't bring people back from the dead. Voodoo does, but we don't.
Bones: Jesus was reincarnated.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie!!
11. Where were you when 9-11 happened?
School. I don't remember it though.
12. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I usually buy stuff from the vending machine with other people, so there are two people there. let's say it's Maggie. I will sun into it from the side, then Maggie would try to pull it over. Then we would kick it. Then, if none of that works, Maggie would go search for money in the choral room, and outside, and in the bathrooms, amazingly come up with 85 cents, and manage to get us 2 packages of Skittles. I would just like to state, that yes, Maggie is in fact amazing. She manages to get 2 dollars from 2 random high schoolers one time, without even really talking to them.
13. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
My celly, my iPod, my camera. I can talk to people while taking pictures while listening to music. I'm quite the multi-tasker.
14. Can you change the oil on a car?
I've never tried. Knowing me, I would end up spilling the oil into the trunk or something. So let's go with no.
15. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
'Give this heart <3
16. Do you like to cook?
I suppose if I got the chance, I would like to cook, but as it is right now, I'm always busy, and people don't trust me around ovens.
17. What shampoo/conditioner do you use?
It's Aussie, and apparently it smells quite good, because Amy always asks me what shampoo I use, because my hair smells fabulous.
18. What are you wearing?
Fabulous shoes. They are the only thing that matter, because they are SO cute!!
19. What kind of bear is best?
Bears are the number one threat to America, don't you know? [Pandas, I just got one for Christmas!!]
20. What’s the last book you finished?
I can't remember. Something...good. I remember reading it in the care on the way to Dad's house.
21. Do you like to dance?
Mae. No. Maggie swears I'm a good dancer, but I dunno.
22. What did you have for dinner last night

Pizza. Then Mom decided to go crazy and let us have lots of dessert.
23. What’s your favorite painting?
I can't find a picture of it, but it looks like the angel Gabriel flipping the virgin Mary off. I saw it in an old museum.
24. If you could have any hair in the world, what kind would you want?
Okay, so I love Audrey Kitching's hair, but you know, that wouldn't look good on me. If we're talking natural hair colours, then not-too-long deep red wavy hair. Well that took up a significant 30 minutes. Love you all, xoxoxo

SPIRIT WEEK!

So...the titles kind of self explanatory, I suppose! So yeah, it's spirit week at school, and um, today, was SOCK DAY!!! (in case you didn't know, I went through a sock obsession a while ago.) But my sock got a big hole it, so I cut it up on the bus then got rid of it. I loved some peoples socks though! Yay!
Ok, so here is the schedule:
Wednesday:Scavenger hunt in the caf. Like, find someone who has read all HP books, silver earrings, purple headband...stuff like that.
Thursday:Crazy Hat/Hair day. I dunno what I'm gonna do yet.
Friday: ROLLER SKATING! MISSING CLASSES! yay! Laura's going to borrow my blonde wigg, because our color for our class is yellow! Which is potentially problematic, considering, I look horrible in yellow so I don't own anything yellow. So...I think I'm going to attempt to go shopping Thursday. (Be ready for that Fadre!)
SEASON PREMIERE OF BONES AT 8 TONIGHT! Laura and I are so happy!
BONES IN A MINUTE!