Can you say shocker?

Okay, so on Bones last night. Season finale. You know how last Monday Booth got shot? Well this episode starts two weeks later with everyone trying to convince Bones to come to the FUNERAL. And I'm flipping out, because he CAN'T be dead. So Angela convinces Bones to come. Then at the funeral, all these military guys are lines up there, right? Then all of a sudden this random guy puts a flower on Booth's casket. And THEN one of the military guys LUNGES at the guy, and the casket breaks open! AND IT'S NOT A REAL BODY! Booth is actually the military guy who attacked the random guy at his funeral! So Bones grabs a leg from the fake-dead body and hits the random guy with it, and then everything just kind of stops, and then, she goes and hits Booth! I was like 'What was that?'
So, you see, he faked his death for two weeks to catch some guy who had said to him 'The next time you see me will be at your funeral.' So they faked his death for two weeks. And Booth wanted Bones to know, but Sweets decided not to tell her. So by now they're back from the funeral, and there's a package for Bones. It's a jawbone with two silver screws. So every one's like 'Gormogon!' [It might make more sense here if I explain that Gormogon is a cannibalistic serial killer, and that he has an apprentice, both of who's identity's are unknown.] Everyone starts doing tests to figure out it it's the jawbone of the last person killed, and so on. Zack and Hodgins realize that the bite marks on the jawbone are made by homemade dentures made of special chemicals. So they're like 'Oh, we need to do an experiment to recreate these dentures!' So they're all ready to do it, and Zack pours the stuff in and the whole thing BLOWS UP. Zack ends up in the hospital with third degree burns on both his hands.
When everyone gets back to the lab, Hodgins realizes the silver skeleton of Gormogon's is missing. The security cameras failed from Zack's explosion, so everyone realizes that Gormogon's apprentice has to be one of them. Sweets says it's Hodgins, Camille says its Sweets, using Hodgins for a cover. Bones and Booth go to confront Sweets and lock him up for 3 days for sarcastically saying 'I'm Gormogon.' [I wanted it to be him so bad.] After examining the jawbone and figuring out that Zack LIED about them [because is was made of all real canine teeth, not chemicals], they know who Gormogon's apprentice is.
It's Zack. I am EXTREMELY disappointed. He confesses. Bones tried to figure out his logic. It's that 'The human experience is greater than one person's life.' Bones reminds him that he got third degree burns trying to save Hodgins, and he's one person. Zack starts to cry. He tells Booth how to get to Gormogon's house, and Booth goes and shoots him.
Zack is taken away to psychiatric care. Everyone is sad. They all look at some of his favorite things. Sweets notices that his favorite things were given to him by them, his friends. Bones realizes she never gave him anything and runs out. Booth follows her and reads her the letter of acceptance to the lab. He says that she gave him something really special.
Then it just ends. Thats the end of season three. Thats not how a season is supposed to end. And it wasn't even two hours. Needles too say, I'm glad Booth isn't dead, but I'm really unhappy that Gormogon's apprentice was Zack.
xoxo

Bones

I can't wait until next Thursday because at the end of tonight's episode.....
BOOTH GETS SHOT.
NO LIE.
Then Bones shoots the person that shot him.
[The girl that shot him was trying to shoot Bones, but Booth stepped in the way.]
I so can't wait. I don't want him to die.
LOVE him so much.
Also.....Gormagon comes back next episode.
xoxo

Is it true you have lots of chest hair?

Today we had a field trip. You would think that would be exciting, but yeah, no. We went to go see a baseball game. And it was way boring. You don't even know. Because I for one, don't really care about baseball. Not all that exciting.
Here's what happened
-Ellie and I noted what people wore. We're good with colors.
-On the bus we were rudely kicked. Repeatedly.
-When we got there we were told there was no rowdyism allowed. We were greatly disappointed because hello? Us? We live for rowdyism.
-Scoffed at the other schools that were there that had to wear uniform shirts. we also scoffed at the co-ed schools. Ellie was like "I wish I went to a co-ed school..." And just then this guy who's pants are totally falling down walks by and like awkwardly/inconspicuously adjusts his pants. So I'm laughing and I turn to her and go "You miss that?" It was funny.
-The lines to get food Are. So. Long. And Raquel's like "Let's go in this line!" And we're like "Good idea, it's short! Yay Raquel!" But then, it turns out to be like, really slow moving. So then we're all like "Raquel. I'm never trusting you again."
-We casually strolled around. We're wayy good at that. But then we got in trouble because Ellie, Lizzie and I were just sitting at a picnic table.
-I was traumatized. Not fun.
-We took pictures!! And you love it.
He's my new friend.
Emily gets scared. Funny, actually.
Lizzie's going into modeling. She and Zac are very happy.
Then after school we got Palagi's! Johnathan was there and these girls on front of us were like "This is Johnathan, hes 23 and he has lots of chest hair." So I'm up next and I'm like "Is it true you have lots of chest hair?" He was like "Maybe."
Then we went on the playground!! We were all so crazy. Hannah was like "Look! A swirly slide!" Then I jumped off the swing, like, really high and like halfway through jumping I decided I was too tired to try and land it. So I didn't. I ended up on the ground. Greta was like "I think she's dead." Ellie had to come rescue me. So now we're even for the shoe thing. Ummm... besides that?? Hitchhiked home with Laura. As in, I got a ride with her, not as in we waited on the side on the rode. So, um, yeah.
Ugly Betty!!
xoxo

Elsewhere

This book is so good. I haven't really finished it yet, but I only have like, 25 pages to go. It's by the same person who wrote Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac. Abbey said it was really good, and she was so right! Anyway, it's about a girl who dies because a taxi hit her. And the book is about Elsewhere, which is like heaven, or an afterlife. You age backwards there until you're a baby again, then you get sent back to Earth until you die again. It is really, really good, so you should deff read it.
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Help

I am going to 

DIE

absolutely positively 

DIE

of Celtic music. 

I'm not even kidding. It's been going on for 3 hours.

Help. Me. Now.

[Please??]

Poisoned Chocolate!

Yesterday on the bus ride home Maggie was given chocolate by these people. [You can't really see them.]
Maggie slowly opens the chocolate and tries some.
[Yes, that is Mary trying to stab her with a pen.]
Maggie has a choking spazzie.
Maggie slowly realizes the chocolate is poisoned. [She is quite upset about this.]
Maggie tries to express her last words to us, but only manages to make funny faces.
Maggie has a slow and painful death.
Laura and Mary try to make Maggie looks presentably alive by fixing her hair.
Laura realized the piece of paper on Maggie's Hershey Kiss was a sign from God!
The following was written by Maggie and will be put on her tombstone.
R.I.P. Maggenthol! ♥♥♥
xoxoxoxoxo!