Tired.

I am exhausted.

Salem was...well it's about the third time I've been there, so it was nothing new.

The bus ride there was like, two hours long. I sat with Hannah and we listened to my iPod. She was very picky about the song choice and managed to use up all the battery. I texted Lizzie and Abbey the whole ride and called Macy and Maggie. Sorry, SISTER Maggie. We were all on the same bus, and could just have easily shouted to each other. But Mrs V kept telling me to quiet down. Then she also yelled at me because we pulled into the breakdown lane and I was like "OHMYGOD, what happened?" But then I realized that the bus driver only had to go to the bathroom. So then I was like "Oh, no, he just has to pee." But I was listening to All Time Low kinda loud, so I kinda shouted it by mistake. And I got in trouble. Hehehe.
When we got to the museum...it was boring. I sat on the floor with Macy. They did the presentation. Everyone grumbled when they had to turn around. Then when you got to the part of the tour where you had to walk around I was standing with Taylor, right near this random couple. And the guy was like massaging the girls neck and we found it really really funny.Then we went to the gift shop. We took the best picture! Macy, Taylor, Maggie, and I were all wearing the craziest hats. We look AMAZING. Jordyn tried to decide whether to buy earrings or not. Frenche gave me these weird chocolate things. They weren't all that good. Hannah got taffy or something like that.
Then we went back to the visitors center. We were supposed to watch a video about the history of Salem or something like that, but I didn't want to watch it, I wanted to fall asleep. It didn't have much to do with Salem. It had to do with like, fish. And boats, and shoes. [Ugly shoes.]
After that, we were supposed to get on the bus to go back home. But the buses were like half an hour late. It was raining. And I was so hungry, and so tired, and I didn't want to deal with all of it. Elizah gave me some of Hannah's taffy, which helped. It was green and I think it tasted good, I can't remember. I kept leaning on people who were my height. They were real nice about it, they didn't care much.
Finally the buses came, thank god. Macy still called me. I was so tired, I was just kinda loopy. I was laying down, and you know, if you had to sleep on a coach bus, it wouldn't be that uncomfortable. I don't remember what happened at all. Lizzie took my glasses. And my phone. Kelly and Amanda were too curious. I have no idea. But it was lots and lots of fun.
Sorrry this is so late.
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Need a ride from the Zoo?

Today.
Homeroom- I was threatened by Mrs. Thompson. I listened to my iPod, and took an AR test. Homeroom just screams excitement.
Study- Um. I laughed at Hannah's book. Greta helped me with my Spanish homework. MARIANA IS READING TWILIGHT! I'm so proud of her! She was like "I think I'm going to fall in love with Edward."

Well, duh.
Computer- Edy and Abbey looked at pictures of Kevin's new girlfriend. I showed Katay my tights and was astonished by how pretty Emily's chart was. Computer is exciting.
Lunch- I tried to buy a cupcake, but the stupid high school kid was like "NO." She wasn't nice. Shared my lunch with Chessy, borrowed money from Diondra, stole her fries too, and gave Lizzie my change. The usual.
Spanish- Um, nothing? I honestly don't remember.
English- We took a quiz. And wrote sentences. And then I read my book. About Harry Potter. Who I'm finding quite annoying at the moment.
After school- I had to stay for yearbook, but I couldn't find it. So I found it, which was good, and the whole thing we were basically trying to figure out the yearbook cover. We didn't. Frenche was totally for the one with the tattoos, but everyone else like the blue and brown swirly one. We talked about Sister Perpetua and how much we love her. Because we do! Then once that was over, I was waiting for Maggie to come back from after school theater. It was cold out. Then I went to the library where Kelly interrogated me about Abbey and Jordyn. Which was um, not as entertaining as it sounds. Which isn't very to begin with. I just read until Maggie got out of theater, then we went exploring around the high school, like always, and we both had lollipops! I used her phone, she fell down a toilet, I laughed, she told me suspicious information, I bought her something, she managed to get it for less than the normal price, someone saw us lurking and chased after us.
You know, just like normal.
It was a nice day.
xxoo
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Lil Wayne's Mah Dad

TODAY WAS SO FUN!
School- I almost killed Diondra at lunch? But she's okay.
After School- BEST PART OF THE DAY! OMFG SO FLY! Chessie and I matched, after we changed out uniforms. [Well, I guess we matched before too.] We were both wearing Twilight shirts and skinny jeans. Yer way jelly. And we were just kinda wandering around, waiting for Katay to get back from cross country. We found Abbey dearest and then the three of us strolled to the tranquility garden and listened to some *cough cough* lovely songs on Chessy's iPod. Then Chessie called Katay and I [even though I was with her] and left us both truly wonderful messages. So Katay came back from cross country and we got to go to ACT! And it was so much fun! I got to see Sam and Tori, who I haven't seen in forever, and I met a ton of new fabulous people, like Peter and Marco. Ahahaha, Marco's my new best friend. And Chessie was right, his eyes do look like Alex Evans. [Chessie seems to be right about lots of things.] So apparently I'm getting married to him, and um, he licked my arm, which is nice, I suppose. =] But anyway, at ACT they're putting on High School Musical, and they're really really good. Tori and I were totally supporting them. They really were quite fierce!
Anything else that happened? Edy sang me a FABULOUS song about Edward Cullen. Mariana and I were fighting over who loved who more.
It was an AMAZING day.
xxoo

Sure As Hell Didn't See That One Coming [Chapter 9, Book 2]

I am done done done! Actually I finished like 25 minutes ago, but whatever. I know what happens. I know who Bella chooses and who Jacob ends up with and that Edward is really good at making eggs. And although I am absolutely DYING to talk to someone about it, but I am a nice person [sometimes anyway] and therefore I am waiting maximum two weeks before a do a Breaking Dawn post. If you haven't read it by then, well then obviously you didn't want to know that bad anyway or you would have finished. But I'm really happy with the way it turns out. Soooooooo in the mean time just go read it, because I'll sound like an idiot if I tell you about it and you have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm sad though. That was the last book in the Twilight series. Ahh well....now we just have to wait for Midnight Sun :]
It has come to my attention, that the fabulous Frenche has gone out and bought Twilight because I convinced her. She could not be more amazing.
Also, thank you to the many various people who were on Team Edward, even though they had not the slightest idea what I was talking about, because they had never read the books.

Thanks for enduring whenever I was like 'AHHHHH thats like when Bella....' and random Edward quotes. Ahaha whenever I shouted 'EDWARD CULLEN PREFERS BRUNETTES, YOU'RE SO JELLY' you were just like 'I PREFER BRUNETTES' so you guys are amazing. [Lizzie, Rainer, Frenche (Even though for a moment there Frenche was like 'I wanna be on the bad guy's side!' She's totally Team Edward.) and Alana you guys are great.

xoxo

It's too early

Laura's birthday party was Saturday night, and it was a sleepover, and it was wicked fun! Wait, scratch that, it was a pool party. Sorry. Frenche got a pretty new bathing suit for it too. It was quite cute, actually. Although, her skirt was a bit too short. We had a pretty amazing pizza, like 28 inches of it, but the pizza guy dropped it, so we got a new one. Sammy absolutely LOVES Frenche, more than you know. But then again, maybe he loves Greta even more. Wayyy more. Ew. Gag me with a spoon. He's fabulous though. We went for a fun little walk. Frenche and I skipped around, and we all sang pretty obnoxiously. Lizzie ran through the sprinkler, and Megan showed us her scar. Then Laura opened her presents and she got a pretty purse and a gorgeous scarf and a ton of iTunes gift cards, that lucky duck. So then we went and watched a movie. I really don't remember what happened. But Lizzie and I decided it wasn't very good. But I forget what it was. Oh well. Then we pretty much like sat around and talked alot and people kept falling asleep. We tried playing truth at one point, with only four of us, but nobody had like any good questions. So that ended fast. Then at 1:00 Megan went and sat in a corner for like half an hour to talk to Shawn. So that was nice. [He's taking her to the Paramore concert.] So then we had to go to sleep because Lizzie and I were the only two awake and we were told to go to sleep. Then all of a sudden Frenche wakes up and says something along the lines of 'I peed on the pizza.' And we bust out laughing. Because it was so Fenche. So then we got up like first, I couldn't sleep and we saw Laura's piggy clock! That was funny. So we were just chilling until everybody else got up. [Hannah fixes her hair in her sleep!] And once they did everyone pretty much just sat around. Lizzie kept hitting me and Frenche was like 'It's too early for that!' Apparently, it's too early for lots of things at 8:30 am. Then we went on iTunes! and Laura bought the newest iPod touch update, which she is going to tell me if it's worth buying or not. I discovered an amazing new band, The Mission District. They ♥ dinosaurs!

And here's one of their songs! Fabulous!

They are amazing. I also have some lovely notes on my iPod I was told to share with you. Frenche's:
Hii it's like Frenche and I'm here with you right now, and we are having a super amazing time and we are watching gay kids sing on tv and it is quite an experience that I like a lot and spell check is getting on my nerves so I'm gunna go...alright well bye! Love you lots Frenche xoxoxoxo
Lizzie's:
Alana I luv yu yay I'm here at Laura's party and it turned out that my iPod was right next to yur head AMAZINGGG right ya know I'm watching a retarded show and Frenche is all like I PEED ON THE PIZZA and i was like yayyyyy!
I'm pretty sure that's Lizzie anyway. She didn't put her name. But they are really good at run on sentences, are they not? They are amazing though. Umm, I dunno what else, but it was lot's very fun!
xoxo
[I'll update about my week laterr.]

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Off to see my baby.
[Jazzy]
Haven't seen her for 2 weeks.
Frenche loves her!!
xoxo

Sun Burns & Tan Lines [Mariana was right]

[Told you you wouldn't get lucky.]
So yesterday was Alana's pool party, and it was wicked rad. [Ohmigod, I sound like it's the 80s or something.] There were some pretty amazing people there, no lie, because I do that sometimes. One of them was FRENCHE [my hero] and she was amazing, she sang, kept flipping over the float I was laying on and she just shaved her arm pits for the first time yesterday, but she's afraid to shave her legs. [I promised her I would write something about her. So, if you didn't want to know about her shaving habits, blame her.] Alana got a slide again, like last year, except this year it didn't get all gross and slimy, and no one ran into the rope holding it up. Mariana and I were too tired to keep going up and down the slide though, so we just kinda were laying at the top and screaming really loudly when ever someone jumped around, because it mad the whole thing shake. Hayley and Abby kept doing it on purpose, just to make us flip out. But it was wicked fun. It was weird because we would be in the pool and then we would be like 'God, it's really cold!' So we would go in the hot tub, but after a little while in there you feel all weird, so we would have to go in the pool again. And then it would start again. I kept stealing other people's sodas. People where pretty good about it though. Elizah was just like 'Yeah, whatever.' We were all laughing at Mariana's r because the thing is...she totally skips them. Taylor was like 'Say park the car in the Harvard yard.' So Mariana's like 'Paaak the caaaa in the Haavaad yaad.' So Victoria's like 'Say picture.' And Mariana's like 'Picsha.' But we loved that. She was all 'Well, that's just the way I talk!' But the party was wicked wicked fun. Oh, and I just wanted to say...Mariana was right. I can't believe I didn't believe her before. She was so unbelievably right. I will never doubt her again. But we all got wicked bad sun burns and tan lines. My shoulders hurt so bad.
One some one *cough cough* Mariana, Hayley Katie *cough cough* sends me pictures, I'll put them up.
xoxo

Why do you have a smiley face on your neck?

So today was the last day of school! Aww I'm gunna miss everybody!! [On the bright side, I'm seeing a bunch of people tomorrow and Friday.]
Exams are OVER! Thank god! Today was the last day I'm going to see Sister P. And I really do love her. She signed my yearbook and gave me a present! Abbey had to help me read it but that's okay. The exam was easy. When it was over we all just started talking. Lizzie gave me a prett necklace. It was gorgeous. We drew all over Lizzie's pants, Megan's skirt, and then everyone wrote all over my pants too. It was pretty fun.
For lunch we went outside, because the school decided to starve us. But Abby and Megan gave me some of their lunches. Amy and Emily started talking to the high schoolers, and then flipped us off. Lizzie put another chair outside...and I got a pretty picture.

Fierce.

Math was easy. I finished in like, 45 minutes. Then I went for a walk and found Mariana. She was all worried that Senora was going to notice she had been gone for like 20 minutes. But she hadn't. So we just kinda hung out until Alana and Frenche came to get her. But then we went to help teachers move stuff. Greta, Lizzie and I had to figure out how to get a whole cart outside, like down flights of stairs. They were totally ready to push it down the stairs and I'm like 'You guys! No!'
Hmmmmm on the bus... Well I guess you could say I got my celly taken away? Laura is very motherly-ish sometimes. I was only allowed to use it if she knew who it was. She was all reading my texts and stuff. She's like 'Edy wants to know where you live.' So I'm like 'Okay, can I see my phone?' And she's like 'Nah! Later.' She's always....looking out for me, I guess?
But school is finally over....it didn't seem like today was the last day, but it is. Going to miss everyone, especially people who aren't coming back.
Love you, xoxo

Lizzie-Once I marry people, I leave them. Me-Oh, well that's nice.

Today was pretty...I have no idea how to describe today, actually. How would you describe a stretch Hummer limo+party on a boat+lots of sugar&soda+crazy people who make you laugh+dancing+yelling weird stuff to other boats+random guys who work on the boat+music+8 hours?? I have absolutely no idea!
So it's Abby's birthday party today. [Her actual birthday was May 25.] So we had to ride to the harbor in a stretch Hummer limo, because it was in another state. And I know Hummers are really bad for the environment...but I'm not going to lie. It was really cool. It fit like 16 of us, it had a bar, the ceiling lit up, there were lava lamps, which, as Miranda learned, were really hot. We were listening to music wicked loud and acting crazy all the way over. Laura got in an ice cube fight with Sam, and Frenche and I kept getting hit. It was pretty fun. Besides, you know, the time I got hit in the nose.....
Anyway. The boat was so nice! It had like a top deck, and a inside with 2 tables and a bar, and a downstairs with a kitchen, 2 bathrooms, and 2 bedrooms. We were running all over the place. It was really windy once you got out there. There was a ton of random music playing, and somehow Frenche knew all of it, so she would like sing and dance, and Alana, Sara, Abby or Lizzie would come and randomly jump with her. The pictures are pretty rad, and when she sends them to me, I'll add them.
There was a guy there named Mateo, and Amy and Emily kept annoying him, but he was pretty good about it. His hair was pretty....um, well it was big. I told him about William and I, and showed him my ring, so he was like 'How old is he?' So I'm kinda thinking, weird question, but whatever. So I'm all 'He's 23.' And he's like 'And how old are you?' So I'm like '21.' And then he's like 'Oh! So you're in college!' And then I had to tell him what college I'm going to, and what I'm majoring in. Because he's going into college too. Next year. It was a lovely conversation.
And then there was Victor. He was wicked nice. Lizzie asked him if he would marry her, and he said yes. Isn't that sweet? There was also this lady who was on the boat and she was really inquisitive/creepy. She was asking Lizzie and I all these questions and I told her about Jas and she's like 'Oh! You should have brought her!' But then later? When we were having cupcakes, Miranda dared Megan to stuff the cupcake in her face, so she did, and we were cracking up sooo hard. So then Amy did the same thing, and Emily smeared some frosting on her face, and mine too. So I took the funniest pictures of the three of them, and Avery, all with frosting on their faces. It's adorable. But then Amy's like 'I need to wash this off.' So she goes upstairs to get a napkin, and the lady is like 'What?!?' So Amy's like 'Um, someone stuffed a cupcake in my face.' So the lady is like 'No! You stay away from them! This is the first thirteenth birthday I've had in 30 years, and I don't want that kind of thing happening!' She seriously spazzed. And we're all shooting each other these looks like 'What is she doing?' While Amy's just kind of like 'Yeah, whatever.'
Then Mateo gave Amy his number. His real number. Laura was like 'Wow, that's nice.' And Victor gave Miranda his. I was like 'Miranda, Lizzie's married to him. You can't have his number.' And Lizzie's like 'Whatever. Once I marry people, I leave them.' It was just weird that they were giving out their numbers though.
But it was way way fun. Like really? Drastically fantastically fierce.
If you're not going to school tomorrow, you're way lucky. I wish I could stay home. But if you are, then you are going to LOVE my hair. It's going to be really cute. Bring your cameras :]
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[Oh and guess what! Apparently AndrewRyan only has one shoulder, because a polar bear ate the other one. No, actually he only has one, and the other one is like, metal, because he got in a car crash. Love him.]

THEY GOT THE MUSTARD OUT!!!

So at the flea market the other day, right? And I'm buying this pink Cadillac sign for my room, it's so cute! Anyway, Dave comes up, and he's all "I think I found something yo might want, but it depends how popular it is.." So I'm like "Go, hurry!" Because who am I to pass up an opportunity to buy something? So it turns out to be a CD, from the musical episode of Buffy (Once More, with Feeling, Season 6), which I haven't seen yet...but I like it! Not all of them have great voices, but it's cool. It's...it's really something to sing about! Really!
So I'm here, doing homework...sort of! Actually, I'm talking to Leena, about how she's gonna blow up the stage, but then I thought that that could be sort of messy, so I'm just deciding she will leave people speechless! Huggs for Emily, and Ashley, and Frenche, because its vair vair sadd, and they SO should have made it. Hello! Outrage here people! So huggs for them.
Auntie, if your reading this, can you make me a copy of Man of La Mancha, and you better hide your shoes, because I'm going to steal them! FER SURE!
Well darlings, I must go. Good-bye, adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen(Heidi!!), arrivederchi, whatever! xoxoxo byee!

6:13 AM

Yes, its 6:13 in the morning. Why am I awake? That's a good question. Its actually because of SSC (Not the real name, I actually just made it up. You don't really wanna know what it stands for).
I'm not original, so I'm stealing Leena's toast idea. she said I could so its not exactly stealing, but still. So, shall we begin? (No particular order by the way.)

Leena gets a toast because they were her idea in the first place. Also because even though every once in a while 'If Mama Was Married' goes through my head, she still is ah-may-zing! Dancing to 'Step Into The Bad Side' while Maggie and Macy were trying to film was so much fun!

Okay, Mariana Elizabeth Lynn Tzitzouris definitely needs a toast! Totally! She is so much fun, and although she had a broken leg its fixed now, so we can go back to making bra chandeliers! You and Elizabeth have the kiss of death! Yay Mariana!!!

Empy rocks. She is awesomely funny and if you give her a lot of sugar and a bag of skittles, she can do anything. Hey sexy! Hahaha flirting with random guys, so much fun! We love you because you're Empyliciousdef!

Frenche is getting a toast just because shes Frenche. She's our dying rooster freight train, but we still love her, her TUBE SOCKS and her *ahem* helpful information *cough cough*!

Maggie needs a toast! Lady Jane is our entertainment value, makes us laugh as much as a rerun of 'My Name Is Earl', but without the cost of cable. Even if we can't decide if the Pope puts the nuns or the Muslims on rock rock, we still love you Maggie!

Chandler haven't done her, she needs a toast too! Chandler is leaving! No don't do it Chandler! We love you to much for you to go because you are so funny!

My name stealer needs a toast! Alana gets a definite toast just because her name is Alana, because people named Alana rock. And because of singing the suicide song! I love that! Yay Alana! Remember the Alana pages!

Ashley and her fabby earrings are getting a toast! (Sorry about having to share a toast with your earring's.) Ashley has the best earrings ever. I love them. Plus shes super funny and awesome!!! YAY ASHLEY!!!

Megan is getting a toast because I love Megan. Shes so funny and stuff like that. Like stuff you wouldn't even think was funny. KIM LOVES MALFOY! MGM! We luv you!

Amy is getting a toast because oh giving some of us lovely health nicknames! And for helping us distinguish that Kim is, in fact Chinese! Yay Amy! (I know it was you pretending to be the ice cream place Amy! Believe me, I know!)

Emma! Friends since were were 4! Sleepovas every weekend you are over! Um I think your birthday is this month so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Can't wait to see you!

Elise needs a toast! Oh my god Elise, I can't wait until August! Remember running around your house at night shooting your brother! So much fun! Give Gracie a kiss for me! xoxoxo luv ya!

Rainer and Callan need toasts because of the Scandinavian neon-orange bird poo in the shape of a old car and the white rotting crab-apple from the invisible pear tree!

Chloe, Rosie, and Ana because we love Twinkie! Yay! You guys are so funny! And the axe spray that doesn't work! Maybe we should have sprayed it on a guy and not a tree though...

Jenn for the thing with the backpack, that was sooo funny! And for being all 'Up yours Miss Laura!' Hahaha so funny! YAY!

I know I forgot a ton of people, but this post would be wayy long if I did them all! (But you know I love you all!) I shall toast to you all sometime in the future! xoxoxo Byee!
Special thanks to Mariana for helping with most of these and never being like "Alana, shut up. It's your own blog do it by yourself, you dirrty hobo." I luv you Mariana!