Whoooooo

Her at the library in study. We had a sub so she sent us right away.
[Or normal study teacher is working on cabaret!]
Can't wait.
Good luck to Maggie, Kathleen, and all the loverly dancers.
Lizzie wants to leave now.
Twit.
Now she sounds like some sort of weird horse.
She says "Uh." And now she's biting her hand.
xoxo

Blech

I so did not want to go back to school today. You know, after having a week off, who does??
In the library right now with Kathleen, Emily, and Victoria and we're not doing much. I'm here until 5:30, just like usual. Maggie's here today though, for cabaret practice. Cabaret is on Thursday and I'm sooo exited!! There's going to be stuff from Rent and singing nuns. It's going to be so great!! Fer sure.
Not much happened today though. The only thing I can remember was in computer when I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom:
Me- Can I use the loo?
Her- What? [Looks very confused]
Me- Can I, um, go to the bathroom?
Her- Oh. Yeah sure, go ahead.
I totally look like I have a bunch of zits on my face from the mosquito bites. It really looks bad. Mae.
Anyway, I really want to go like go for a stroll so I think I will. Except for the fact that Victoria and I just noticed 4 very suspicious men lurking outside watching the softball team. So, on second thought, maybe I'll stay inside.
xoxo

Today I did...

...absolutely nothing at all. Well, I watched TV, I guess. Gilmore Girls, which I can see why Leena and Ashley love and Scrubs, which is strangely addictive. Then we watched Bones.

Given the fact that I did nothing all day here are some cute shirts that you need to see!

Mhm, it's true!

I love Jack. He's so adorkable!

Despite the fact that he has a reversible Batman cape and an old west type hat, and that stripes don't look good on anyone, I love him too.

It's so gangsta
Like that song...only about global warming and not Mims.
Mr. Stephen Colbert taught me this, that the Number One Threat to America is Bears. Rawr.
If you don't get this...well, I'm not even going to bother to explain.
Some vampires are just good[like Angel]...so don't go pro-garlic, it kills
I absolutely love this shirt even though the shoes were stolen from Nessa and stealing is one of the 10 commandments. [ie, It's bad.]
This shirt could not be more true. Like see that thing about the 10 commandments up there? I wasn't even payed to do that. It just comes naturally. Cause me and God are tight.

I ♥LOVE♥ this shirt. So much. How could you not??

xoxoxo

Today!

The Christmas Carrol at school today was really good. I liked it a lot. Maggie, and Leena and other people were in it and they all did a fabulous job! It was fun, you know, checking out people eyebrows, seeing who had a British accent and who didn't, noticing the acne on the turkey...[That would be Taylor!]
This is my Christmas Tree! Isn't it pretty! Its all lit up and it this pretty spot in out living room.
Look at the tree! What a beautiful tree!


And this is my favorite toy from the Island of Misfit Toys! I never got what was wrong with him, I mean, he's extremely cute!
Ta-ta for now!

THEY GOT THE MUSTARD OUT!!!

So at the flea market the other day, right? And I'm buying this pink Cadillac sign for my room, it's so cute! Anyway, Dave comes up, and he's all "I think I found something yo might want, but it depends how popular it is.." So I'm like "Go, hurry!" Because who am I to pass up an opportunity to buy something? So it turns out to be a CD, from the musical episode of Buffy (Once More, with Feeling, Season 6), which I haven't seen yet...but I like it! Not all of them have great voices, but it's cool. It's...it's really something to sing about! Really!
So I'm here, doing homework...sort of! Actually, I'm talking to Leena, about how she's gonna blow up the stage, but then I thought that that could be sort of messy, so I'm just deciding she will leave people speechless! Huggs for Emily, and Ashley, and Frenche, because its vair vair sadd, and they SO should have made it. Hello! Outrage here people! So huggs for them.
Auntie, if your reading this, can you make me a copy of Man of La Mancha, and you better hide your shoes, because I'm going to steal them! FER SURE!
Well darlings, I must go. Good-bye, adios, au revoir, auf wiedersehen(Heidi!!), arrivederchi, whatever! xoxoxo byee!

6:13 AM

Yes, its 6:13 in the morning. Why am I awake? That's a good question. Its actually because of SSC (Not the real name, I actually just made it up. You don't really wanna know what it stands for).
I'm not original, so I'm stealing Leena's toast idea. she said I could so its not exactly stealing, but still. So, shall we begin? (No particular order by the way.)

Leena gets a toast because they were her idea in the first place. Also because even though every once in a while 'If Mama Was Married' goes through my head, she still is ah-may-zing! Dancing to 'Step Into The Bad Side' while Maggie and Macy were trying to film was so much fun!

Okay, Mariana Elizabeth Lynn Tzitzouris definitely needs a toast! Totally! She is so much fun, and although she had a broken leg its fixed now, so we can go back to making bra chandeliers! You and Elizabeth have the kiss of death! Yay Mariana!!!

Empy rocks. She is awesomely funny and if you give her a lot of sugar and a bag of skittles, she can do anything. Hey sexy! Hahaha flirting with random guys, so much fun! We love you because you're Empyliciousdef!

Frenche is getting a toast just because shes Frenche. She's our dying rooster freight train, but we still love her, her TUBE SOCKS and her *ahem* helpful information *cough cough*!

Maggie needs a toast! Lady Jane is our entertainment value, makes us laugh as much as a rerun of 'My Name Is Earl', but without the cost of cable. Even if we can't decide if the Pope puts the nuns or the Muslims on rock rock, we still love you Maggie!

Chandler haven't done her, she needs a toast too! Chandler is leaving! No don't do it Chandler! We love you to much for you to go because you are so funny!

My name stealer needs a toast! Alana gets a definite toast just because her name is Alana, because people named Alana rock. And because of singing the suicide song! I love that! Yay Alana! Remember the Alana pages!

Ashley and her fabby earrings are getting a toast! (Sorry about having to share a toast with your earring's.) Ashley has the best earrings ever. I love them. Plus shes super funny and awesome!!! YAY ASHLEY!!!

Megan is getting a toast because I love Megan. Shes so funny and stuff like that. Like stuff you wouldn't even think was funny. KIM LOVES MALFOY! MGM! We luv you!

Amy is getting a toast because oh giving some of us lovely health nicknames! And for helping us distinguish that Kim is, in fact Chinese! Yay Amy! (I know it was you pretending to be the ice cream place Amy! Believe me, I know!)

Emma! Friends since were were 4! Sleepovas every weekend you are over! Um I think your birthday is this month so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Can't wait to see you!

Elise needs a toast! Oh my god Elise, I can't wait until August! Remember running around your house at night shooting your brother! So much fun! Give Gracie a kiss for me! xoxoxo luv ya!

Rainer and Callan need toasts because of the Scandinavian neon-orange bird poo in the shape of a old car and the white rotting crab-apple from the invisible pear tree!

Chloe, Rosie, and Ana because we love Twinkie! Yay! You guys are so funny! And the axe spray that doesn't work! Maybe we should have sprayed it on a guy and not a tree though...

Jenn for the thing with the backpack, that was sooo funny! And for being all 'Up yours Miss Laura!' Hahaha so funny! YAY!

I know I forgot a ton of people, but this post would be wayy long if I did them all! (But you know I love you all!) I shall toast to you all sometime in the future! xoxoxo Byee!
Special thanks to Mariana for helping with most of these and never being like "Alana, shut up. It's your own blog do it by yourself, you dirrty hobo." I luv you Mariana!

Omg, this rocks...

I love you Leena...(she can't comment, so I'm just posting it, because I love it so much)

Laycray is so ah-may-zing!!
I'm going to write a haiku about you, because I'm bored:

Tripping over chairs
Fabulous Fairy-Princess
My HERO - yay Laycray!

ok well the last line was 6 syllables but whos counting anyway? and why are the Japanese so uptight about their stupid 5 7 5 rule?? You'd think they'd be better at poetry.

Seriously. You rock.