Tired.

I am exhausted.

Salem was...well it's about the third time I've been there, so it was nothing new.

The bus ride there was like, two hours long. I sat with Hannah and we listened to my iPod. She was very picky about the song choice and managed to use up all the battery. I texted Lizzie and Abbey the whole ride and called Macy and Maggie. Sorry, SISTER Maggie. We were all on the same bus, and could just have easily shouted to each other. But Mrs V kept telling me to quiet down. Then she also yelled at me because we pulled into the breakdown lane and I was like "OHMYGOD, what happened?" But then I realized that the bus driver only had to go to the bathroom. So then I was like "Oh, no, he just has to pee." But I was listening to All Time Low kinda loud, so I kinda shouted it by mistake. And I got in trouble. Hehehe.
When we got to the museum...it was boring. I sat on the floor with Macy. They did the presentation. Everyone grumbled when they had to turn around. Then when you got to the part of the tour where you had to walk around I was standing with Taylor, right near this random couple. And the guy was like massaging the girls neck and we found it really really funny.Then we went to the gift shop. We took the best picture! Macy, Taylor, Maggie, and I were all wearing the craziest hats. We look AMAZING. Jordyn tried to decide whether to buy earrings or not. Frenche gave me these weird chocolate things. They weren't all that good. Hannah got taffy or something like that.
Then we went back to the visitors center. We were supposed to watch a video about the history of Salem or something like that, but I didn't want to watch it, I wanted to fall asleep. It didn't have much to do with Salem. It had to do with like, fish. And boats, and shoes. [Ugly shoes.]
After that, we were supposed to get on the bus to go back home. But the buses were like half an hour late. It was raining. And I was so hungry, and so tired, and I didn't want to deal with all of it. Elizah gave me some of Hannah's taffy, which helped. It was green and I think it tasted good, I can't remember. I kept leaning on people who were my height. They were real nice about it, they didn't care much.
Finally the buses came, thank god. Macy still called me. I was so tired, I was just kinda loopy. I was laying down, and you know, if you had to sleep on a coach bus, it wouldn't be that uncomfortable. I don't remember what happened at all. Lizzie took my glasses. And my phone. Kelly and Amanda were too curious. I have no idea. But it was lots and lots of fun.
Sorrry this is so late.
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September 7th

So as you may have guessed by my recent lack of posts, not much has happened lately.
-Lizzie broke her nose. But not really. I guess she only cracked it? Whatever. Shes amazing.
-Hannah and Elizah left for Europe. They're going backpacking.
-Dad went into the hospital. He's still not out yet, but he's not sick or anything. [THANKS! to all the AMAZING people who called/IMed/texted me to find out if he was okay:Abbey, Laura, Lizzie, Taylor, Mariana.]
-Mary Ellen got to go to the Tony's! She is so lucky, ohmigod.
-Abbey is totally addicted to New Moon&Twilight.
-Jas got sooooooo big! She bites you a lot. Like, all the time.
-I have decided that I absolutely have to see Grease.
-Laura's going to get a pretty new phone! I think she got it yesterday.
I can't think of anything else. Oh! Except for the fact that Rent is closing after 12 years. It's closing September 7th, so if you haven't seen it get your bum to a theater and see it. NOW. It is amazing, and if you don't see it you're missing out.

Actual reality, act up, fight AIDS!

xoxo

Sun Burns & Tan Lines [Mariana was right]

[Told you you wouldn't get lucky.]
So yesterday was Alana's pool party, and it was wicked rad. [Ohmigod, I sound like it's the 80s or something.] There were some pretty amazing people there, no lie, because I do that sometimes. One of them was FRENCHE [my hero] and she was amazing, she sang, kept flipping over the float I was laying on and she just shaved her arm pits for the first time yesterday, but she's afraid to shave her legs. [I promised her I would write something about her. So, if you didn't want to know about her shaving habits, blame her.] Alana got a slide again, like last year, except this year it didn't get all gross and slimy, and no one ran into the rope holding it up. Mariana and I were too tired to keep going up and down the slide though, so we just kinda were laying at the top and screaming really loudly when ever someone jumped around, because it mad the whole thing shake. Hayley and Abby kept doing it on purpose, just to make us flip out. But it was wicked fun. It was weird because we would be in the pool and then we would be like 'God, it's really cold!' So we would go in the hot tub, but after a little while in there you feel all weird, so we would have to go in the pool again. And then it would start again. I kept stealing other people's sodas. People where pretty good about it though. Elizah was just like 'Yeah, whatever.' We were all laughing at Mariana's r because the thing is...she totally skips them. Taylor was like 'Say park the car in the Harvard yard.' So Mariana's like 'Paaak the caaaa in the Haavaad yaad.' So Victoria's like 'Say picture.' And Mariana's like 'Picsha.' But we loved that. She was all 'Well, that's just the way I talk!' But the party was wicked wicked fun. Oh, and I just wanted to say...Mariana was right. I can't believe I didn't believe her before. She was so unbelievably right. I will never doubt her again. But we all got wicked bad sun burns and tan lines. My shoulders hurt so bad.
One some one *cough cough* Mariana, Hayley Katie *cough cough* sends me pictures, I'll put them up.
xoxo

Twice !

Hahahaa today was so random. I don't remember doing much....
Homeroom- Ellie is such a twit. She's really mean to me. But, on the bright side, Taylor makes a lovely psychiatrist. But, on the bad side, another lizard died, but on the good side, Hannah isn't sick anymore! But...Elizah is, so that's not good.
Study- Boring as usual. Went to the library. Just kinda sat in the window in front of the religious books. We didn't even need to go, but we do anyway because study just gets soooooo boring! And I need to go for little walks every once in a while, or else I'll get restless. But I got that bear Abby gave me back! [Mercy Spice's cousin.] I think his name is Christian Holiano. But I don't know yet. [Yes, Laura came up with that too. Thinking outside the box!!]
History- Megan and Rosa presented their projects and then we watched a video while working on our maps. Not too exciting. Oh wait! We had a fire drill. So we're standing there and Laura's like 'Where's our class?' and Lizzie's like 'They're not here.' So Lizzie like raises her hand really high and shes like 'WE'RE LOST!' It was sooo funny. So what really happened was half of our class went to the front of the building, half went in front of the gym [that would be our group], and only Julia went to the right place because the teachers told her where to go, because she's on crutches. So then we get yelled at because apparently, we were supposed to go behind the gym. Oh, well. We were close enough, and no one died, so who cares?
Lunch- Can't she ever buy her own lunch? Oh, and then Greta has to go and talk about Buffy....I didn't need to hear that, not while eating. Or at all.....
Religion- Hayley prayed for Jazzy! Yay! [I would like today thank you to all the people who prayed for her last class, ie, Edy, Lizzie, and Amy.] Sister P keeps snubbing Laura! I felt really bad. Abbey threw her pen at me. Rudely, I would like to point out. We still didn't finish Sandlot. But we're pretty close to the end, I think. A bunch of us were sitting on the floor and I can hear Amanda behind me and shes like 'Aww, that dog is so cute!!' And I'm like 'Amanda, he's supposed to be vicious.' Amy did a lovely mime thing in front of the class after she got a tan from standing in front of the window.
Math- Some probability worksheet. Boring. BUT WAIT! We have another fire drill! And the class manages to stay together this time! So we go to the back of the gym, all proud of ourselves acting all hyper in front of the little kids, like normal. But then we're like 'Wait. Where are the teachers?' So we go back inside and the teacher is all 'You guys were wonderful!' So I'm like 'Were we in the wrong place?' And she's like 'Yeah, you were supposed to be in front of the gym' So everyones like 'ARE YOU SERIOUS?' Because we had gotten yelled at for going in the front! It was quite funny.
But other that that?? Nothing much. Probably a lot of other stuff happened that I can't remember.

It's called different hair types!

Ohmigod today was so...crazy I guess?

Homeroom-Everyone is all sad because one of the frogs we had died yesterday. Ellie and Taylor helped me do Greta's word search for history. We must have looked really stupid because we were sitting on the floor and every time we found a word we would get really excited. But we got it done!! Yay!

Math-We were supposed to have study, but we had a math test instead. Went to the library with Hannah and Amanda when we were done.

History-More people presented. Did more word searches/crossword puzzles. Abby and I gave each other the answers.

Lunch-Ohmygawd, it was so funny because Laura threw something in Lizzie's hair. So then we started talking about it. And Lizzie's like 'I just washed it last night!' And Laura goes 'Well, so did I, but mine doesn't look like yours.' So Lizzie's like 'It's called different hair types, Laura!' So we all start laughing and I'm like 'Well, that was quite a comeback!' Then Lizzie starts giving me this lecture about different hair types. And I'm like 'Lizzie, I know.' It was really funny. Maybe it was one of those things where you had to be there. Oh! And there was a scandal. We ♥ scandals.

Religion-So we were talking but the retreat, right. [Do you remember the retreat post? It was pretty amazing.] And we're talking about this play that people preformed there, and about how the guy that got robber was snubbed by everyone that passed by. So Laura goes 'Would you have snubbed him Sister Perpetua?' And Sister P totally ignores her! So I look at Laura and I'm like 'She snubbed you!!' And Laura's like 'Sister Perpetua, you snubbed me!' And Sister P totally ignores her! It was totally oxymoron-ish. Then we finished watching that magic man movie, so we're all like 'Can we watch Sandlot?' And Sister P's like 'No. Too much to do.' So Amy goes up and puts the movie in, and starts it. Then Ashley has to scream 'Oh! We're watching it!' So Laura's like 'Shut up Ashley!' And then we couldn't watch it.

Performance of Alice in Wonderland by the 8th graders-Well,before it started, Amy put Lizzie's hair up in a pretty little bun! It looked gorgeous! But then she took it out. Which was sad. But the actual play? Can you say odd? It was just...very weird. Not sure how else to describe it. Can't you find your own way to Wonderland? We don't know where it is already! All the people were either really excited or really bored. Then near the end one of the girls came off the stage and started dancing with Mary Ellen. Then a bunch of people[Amy, Emily, Raquel, Ashley, who knows who else?] got up and started randomly dancing. And screaming, too. Laura thought someone dropped a bomb so she was like flipping out. Hannah and I were like 'Um, are you okay?' Then the principal came up to the microphone and was like 'Well! That was fun! Some of you were distracting at the end...[She glares at our entire area, our entire area bursts out laughing, she glares even more.] Anyway...' [Keeps talking, but no one listens] Then she yelled at Mary Ellen and the 8th grader that came over and started dancing. It's not even Mary Ellen's fault though, that's why it was stupid.

On the Bus-Laura and I were way crazy. Laura was like 'I bet I'm annoying everyone on the bus right now.' But it was way fun. we talked about Hp Hop Harry, and Fred, and lots of other things. Apparently, I entertain her. Good quality, huh? Lots of fun though.

Really good day. I so can't wait until Saturday!

xoxo

I ♥ robotics

That sentence is a lie. A dirty rotten lie. Anyone who actually does robotics knows this. Even Camille, who's a senior, I think, was in the middle school today and told Lizzie and I that she hated it too. So here's what happened:
-Wore one of Lizzie's shoes all day, and she wore one of mine all day
-Stole gum from Taylor. Apparently, it's piña colada flavored
-Wrapped our pretty princess
-Made Lizzie's quarterback anorexic
-Finished our rising thing!
-Made a ducky-sun
-Sang Taylor the Latte Boy with Ashley
-Burned my fingers with Ellie
-Ate most of Bob's ice beakers
-Lizzie kicked my own shoe at me
-[But no one did any actual work]
And then there was the fahbulous Ellie Locker Trick. Macy told her that she was going to have to swich her locker to upstairs because a new girl was transfering and needed a locker. And Ellie just like, filpped out. Like, I'm not even kidding. And at this point I was like "Why Ellie? Why not someone no one likes, like Taylor?" Totally joking about that, Taylor is ah-may-zing. So I offered to share with her. But she totally thought it was real, even thought its and April Fools Day and it was Macy. She was really mad when Macy told her though and now she's planning revenge on me. On the celly with her right now.
xoxo

Yesterday [YA GABAGE!]

Okay so Jordyn's party yesterday was so much fun.
Fist of all, we get there and Megan, Mariana, and Taylor are like, standing in a little circle and they're like "We can't find Jordyn." So I'm like "Oh??" So then India comes in and walks right into this big tent on the other side of the ice rink [ice skating party] and I'm like "Real smart you guys, you've been standing out here for, like, what, 10 minutes?" And Mariana's like "Uh, yeah."
But ohmigosh skating was so much fun even if Miranda and I were the only ones who knew how, and I had to help everyone because Miranda would just make people fall over. But everybody was fab by the end of the night, which is good, you know, considering we almost got knocked over like 50 times. But thank god for India and her fah-bulous comebacks!!
Then there is this little girl that we made friends with and her name is Jamie and shes almost 9 and shes getting a cell phone soon!! [Even Taylor doesn't have a cell phone!] And she is a professional skater because she takes lessons every Saturday. She is amazing, even thought I suspect her mom thought we were like abducting her. Which one of us was *couch cough* Miranda *cough cough*.
So, yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Anywayy I'm at the library and we have, like, an hour until I can go home and do homework! Oh boy!!
xoxoxo

Poland Phonebook

Homeroom- Taylor freaks about a test...I tell her to suck it up, and be a man.
Science- My table's seats got moved. And we had to do a weird enrichment worksheet about cystic fibrosis.
English- I love the Johnson brothers!! In case you didn't know, that would be Kevvy, John, and Nicky-poo [Nicky-poo is Edy's favorite!].

^ The Johnson Brothers!! ^

Lunch- Oh dear god lunch.
Spanish we did 'around the world' which I hate, and then we had a Spanish test.
Computer- It's beautiful!! Just beautiful! Like a sponge painting!!
After school-
[On the phone]
Josh- Hello?
Me- Hello?
Josh- Uhh?
Me [To Mariana and Megan] He doesn't talk. He's like a caveman.
Megan and Mariana- OHMIGOD!! [Busts out laughing, then Megan hangs up.]
xoxoxo

Have I Mentioned...

...That the Spanish Project is SO ANNOYING?? I love ya Chile, but really!! It's too much!
Anyoodle, I'm at Dad's for the weekend, and I'm doing the Spanish Project, if you didn't get that. Taylor and I figured out today [by TEXTING!!! Can you believe that??] that it's due Monday.
So did anyone see this week's Project Runway?? I absolutely loved this challenge! All the contestants went to the Hershey store and were to create an outfit using materials from the store. Jillian was the only person who chose to use food [Twizzlers], and it seemed that she was going to be in a lot of trouble for it, but it turned out alright, you know, if you like Twizzler miniskirts and corsets.
Elisa-the-spit-marker, on the other hand, didn't do so well, and sent a sad brown looking velvet thing with silver things, that, according to Christian, looked like swimmies, down the runway. And she thought it was all 'Oh, it's so magical!' But he judges thought it wasn't fun enough, and she was sent home. [Her model looks kinda blah too.]
Christian was going on and on about everyone thinks to much about their outfits, and he knew with his gut what he wanted to do. Then he complained that he had to unwrap 'literally thousands' of Reese's because he wanted to use the brown stuff on the inside. It actually came out kind of cute.
Then there's Kit!! Oh, I love Kit. She has such cute designs and the judges don't even notice! She made this cute strapless dress with this adorable skirt. Kit deserves to win a challenge. Deff.
Rami deff deserved to win this challenge though. He did such a cute job with his little wrap-around dress, don't you think?? xoxoxo, bye!!

Today!

The Christmas Carrol at school today was really good. I liked it a lot. Maggie, and Leena and other people were in it and they all did a fabulous job! It was fun, you know, checking out people eyebrows, seeing who had a British accent and who didn't, noticing the acne on the turkey...[That would be Taylor!]
This is my Christmas Tree! Isn't it pretty! Its all lit up and it this pretty spot in out living room.
Look at the tree! What a beautiful tree!


And this is my favorite toy from the Island of Misfit Toys! I never got what was wrong with him, I mean, he's extremely cute!
Ta-ta for now!

Fridy, Lovely Friday

Lovely to be back in school, in some ways..it sucked in others, though. I was sick yesterday, so I stayed home. And spent almost all of the day talking to Ashley. She's the bomb by the way. Today:
*Extended* Homeroom- People presented their speeches for student council. Maggie and Macy ended up winning in our homeroom. So...VOTE TAYLO!!!
Science- Had a sub...she was kinda creepy, she kept looking at me suspiciously. She wouldn't let us talk at all. Or look at the adorable turtle!
English-Sub. English vocab test, then just talked. They tied to keep us quiet but, yeah righ, like that was gunna happen.
Lunch-Ate stuff.
Spanish-Er verbs...and FIYAHHH DRILLL! IN THE RAIN! (I didn't fall this time.) So we were like, dancing around, then we went into the gym, and sat. Laura played with my toothbrush, and I gave like, 4 people those little wooden-y ice cream spoons. Then we went back in and did work.
Gym-Fitness center. Warning-Listening to the step aerobics version of Hips Don't Lie 6 times in a row may be hazardous to your health.
Well, I think we might be starting season 3 of Buffy tonight...loves to you all! xoxoxo