I've Done It

I'm done with the sacred book. Read most of the day yesterday, starting at one, going to bed at two, waking up at 8:30, except for the partay that was 3 1/2 hours, read until 1, fell asleep, woke up at 9, finished at 9:32. It's FAB. A lot of people die though. Yeah, so that's sad, but it's a good book, and I don't think she will be writing anymore. I shall leave you with that!

Its 11:03

I am in possession of the sacred book. I got it at about 1 this morning. Stayed up until 2 reading. Currently am on chapter 8, page 155, 3 characters have already died, 1 has lost an ear, and it's FANTABULOUS! I lovey-lover-love it. The partay was fun, even though I wasn't able to get a smoothie, but that's ok! So yeah, I have to go read now!

Oh, and when I say "sacred book" I don't mean the bible. It's Harry and the BBFLS last book!

This is for Emma...

Two solid weeks together, I'm really surprised I didn't end up killing you! Maybe it's just because we are both not the same gender as A-A-A-Alex (From the MJ Rap). Just like Carlos, maybe that's why he thought he could go in the girls bathroom, but I really don't know about Brad Pitt... I would have DIED if it was Carlos and MJ though! Really! Give You-You a BIG kiss for me, tell her I'm sorry I attacked her with a knitting needle! Taking pictures at midnight is soooo fun! And with Carlos in the car, Emma are you losing your voice? And the 'Why does he have to have a crush on YOU why not Shophie, I never see her' And me going 'No idea who that is, but yeah!'

Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

Is definitely the best show EVER. I lovey-lover-love-obsessed-ADDICTED to it. It's like my anti-drug. So far we have watched about half way, maybe more of the second season, and it is FAB. Some of the characters in the episodes just make me go 'Ohmigawd, you rock!' And it's really funny. You wouldn't think so, with the whole 'DIE VAMPIRES' thing but it really is. It's sad sometimes too though, like when Jenny dies in Passion. Weepy-weep. And with Angelus it's um, well quite frankly, it's ugly. Vampire faces are yuck. Yes so, best show EVER, remember that!

This is a shout out to all my jail BFFLS...

We need to talk about LILY ALLEN because she's in jail! *Gasp!* I know, heart breaking. Shes in jail because apparently she kicked a photographer. I really don't see why they arrested her. Next time somebody tries to take my picture I'm going to kick them and see what happens. Maybe they will sue and send me to juvie. Anyway, she's supposed to be out late July. Also a bunch of people have been saying things about her shows...

Smoking and chugging shots on stage, the rambling singer kicked off her sneakers, stumbled over her gown and forgot the lyrics to her own songs. 'See, I told you I was going to mess up,' she told the crowd, who were already unhappy because she was two hours late to the stage. In between fits of giggling, Allen found time to mock an ex's boyfriend's 'size' and even dedicated her song 'Everything Is Wonderful' to 'the rich ass-who live in Washington, D.C., and up our taxes.'

On Lily's blog she defends herself...
This is all bullshat. Doors opened at 6.45 on Monday and I had two support acts. Anyone who thought I was going on earlier , I'm sorry you were misinformed. I would never turn up two hours late for a gig...EVER. I'd been in my dressing room since four o'clock that afternoon anyway its not as if id leave 3000 people out there for no reason . I did apologize to everyone for forgetting my words on "not big", and I also explained that it was a psychological thing that happens to me on stage . I guess its like premature ejaculation , the second you start thinking about it the second it all goes wrong. I actually thought it was a really good gig and really enjoyed myself . I did not get drunk but your right i did smoke a cigarette on stage, and for that I should have apologized.

Okay, I have a couple of things to say about this.
1) Whoever is saying this stuff needs to SHUT UP. Lily is awesome, okay? She has a wicked awesome point here...
Write about something interesting, and that actually needs to be talked about . I don't want to live in a world where the most interesting thing is Paris Hilton and "how shes doing in jail". Why do we care, seriously? Guys the world is MELTING, we are KILLING innocent people , so we can steal their oil , killing them. 400000 people are dead and 2.5 million have no home in Darfur...but then again Lindsay did work out at the gym this afternoon and that's what really counts.
I totally agree. I mean who cares if Beyonce wears flip-flops while shopping, or Jessica Alba dyes her hair, or if Lindsay poses with knives! So, SHUTTY, alright?
2) You have no business to be all well, maybe Lily was drinking... Maybe she was, maybe she wasn't but you don't know what shes been doing.
3) LILY IS WICKED AWESOME. You can't say anything else about it. Like Megan with Gary.

So just think about all that. (I'm not OCD about this, as some people might think, I just think it's a stupid reason to put someone in jail.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY! to Elise! I can't wait until you come down! Gav and I went wave jumping today, they were huge! Remember that day with the huge waves and we kept blaming G and Kristi for knocking us over, that was so fun! Anyway, I have to make this short because Dad will be here in any moment! LUV YA ELISE! Byeee xoxoxo