This is a shout out to all my jail BFFLS...

We need to talk about LILY ALLEN because she's in jail! *Gasp!* I know, heart breaking. Shes in jail because apparently she kicked a photographer. I really don't see why they arrested her. Next time somebody tries to take my picture I'm going to kick them and see what happens. Maybe they will sue and send me to juvie. Anyway, she's supposed to be out late July. Also a bunch of people have been saying things about her shows...

Smoking and chugging shots on stage, the rambling singer kicked off her sneakers, stumbled over her gown and forgot the lyrics to her own songs. 'See, I told you I was going to mess up,' she told the crowd, who were already unhappy because she was two hours late to the stage. In between fits of giggling, Allen found time to mock an ex's boyfriend's 'size' and even dedicated her song 'Everything Is Wonderful' to 'the rich ass-who live in Washington, D.C., and up our taxes.'

On Lily's blog she defends herself...
This is all bullshat. Doors opened at 6.45 on Monday and I had two support acts. Anyone who thought I was going on earlier , I'm sorry you were misinformed. I would never turn up two hours late for a gig...EVER. I'd been in my dressing room since four o'clock that afternoon anyway its not as if id leave 3000 people out there for no reason . I did apologize to everyone for forgetting my words on "not big", and I also explained that it was a psychological thing that happens to me on stage . I guess its like premature ejaculation , the second you start thinking about it the second it all goes wrong. I actually thought it was a really good gig and really enjoyed myself . I did not get drunk but your right i did smoke a cigarette on stage, and for that I should have apologized.

Okay, I have a couple of things to say about this.
1) Whoever is saying this stuff needs to SHUT UP. Lily is awesome, okay? She has a wicked awesome point here...
Write about something interesting, and that actually needs to be talked about . I don't want to live in a world where the most interesting thing is Paris Hilton and "how shes doing in jail". Why do we care, seriously? Guys the world is MELTING, we are KILLING innocent people , so we can steal their oil , killing them. 400000 people are dead and 2.5 million have no home in Darfur...but then again Lindsay did work out at the gym this afternoon and that's what really counts.
I totally agree. I mean who cares if Beyonce wears flip-flops while shopping, or Jessica Alba dyes her hair, or if Lindsay poses with knives! So, SHUTTY, alright?
2) You have no business to be all well, maybe Lily was drinking... Maybe she was, maybe she wasn't but you don't know what shes been doing.
3) LILY IS WICKED AWESOME. You can't say anything else about it. Like Megan with Gary.

So just think about all that. (I'm not OCD about this, as some people might think, I just think it's a stupid reason to put someone in jail.)