Off to Target...

So Mom and I are off to Target to buy prezzies for all my lovely bestie friends! And I'm posting from Mom's Blackberry, which I'm soooo happy I can log in on it. Anyhoodle, Mom needs to e-mail people. Harumph. After Target it's home to study for religion and math. Joy, right? Yeah, psh, no!
Caio for now dahlings
Xoxo

I feel so mistrusted!

Mom told he that when she got back to her office from the party and saw she had a message from school, me, and Nana, she was like 'ohmigod.'
She thought I spilled the mercury and I was in trouble.
I was like 'What???'
How offensive is that??
V. v. don't you think?
Smooches,
bye!!

Today was ohmigawd!!!

Wait until you hear-or maybe you already did, because it was on the RADIO BABY!! Oh yeah!!
Anyway, so we had one exam today, on 4 [because it was 2-4] and there was a FIRE DRILL. At the beginning of the history exam. So on the one hand, why do it at the beginning of the exam, but on the other hand the nurse wasn't like, moving to leave. So we couldn't figure out what was going on. We all [except for high school] went out to the gym and sat there. A little while later they told us that there was one of those old thermometers, the kind with mercury in it, you know? And the nurse dropped it on the floor. Our exam is going to be when we get back from vacation, and we can't go back in the building to get out stuff. Thats right, its December, our coats are in there, some people have iPods, cellys, and a key to their house thats inside there. Also, some people had their books for their exams tomorrow in there. I had my purse but some people were so mad, because they didn't have theirs. And apparently, this spill thing happened two hours before we evacuated, and it's quite obvious that the principal went back into the building because she was wearing a coat, to rub it in everyones face that didn't have one, that she wasn't wearing before. So people did the following things to make up for all this:
Laura called the tip line for NBC10.
Amy was fake-hyperventilating.
Lizzie was being surprised.
Hannah Elizabeth was attempting to high-five with people.
Greta was busy tying to get her shoes back, since people kept taking them off.
Emily was yelling at the fourth graders.
I, on the other hand was convinced that the ghost of Anna-Nicole Smith was harassing us, and kept shouting 'STOP IT Anna-Nicole!!'
So we must continue with life. Without coats, without books, exams tomorrow [English and Spanish], the ghost of Anna-Nicole Smith still haunting us. *Sigh.*
Ah well! Laura is here and we have some Spanish to study.
Adios!!!
[That's right, we are so going to pass.] [Not!]


These are Greta's pretty shoes, that everyone loves and that I desperately want. ♥

Awww sweetie...

Don't do it, please. You can't handle this now. Really.
Guess what? Britney Spears may be getting married again. Show of hands, who thinks this is not what she needs??? Everyones hand should be going up right now, okay? Like, what if she has more kids? K-Fed is threatening to take a restraining order out against Sam Lutfi, whom she might be marrying so that he can't see the kids, to get full custody.
More here and here.
History studying
xoxoxox!

Happy Birthday!!!

To Amy, who's birthday is today.
And to Alana, who's birthday is December 18th.
And also here to give you my deal sentence, sorry, exam schedule, for this week.
Monday-Science
Tuesday-History
Wednesday-English and Spanish
Thursday-Religion and Math
Friday-NO SCHOOL!!! Providing there's not a snow day. Only week of the year when you don't want snow.
Byeee!
xoxoxo

Tin Man!

So, we finished watching Tin Man last night and ohmigawd, ohmigawd you guys, I absolutely love it!! Zooey Deschanel, Emily Deschanel's [Temperance Brennan, from Bones] sister stars in it along with Alan Cummings, Richard Dreyfuss, Neal McDonough and Kathleen Robertson.
Main Characters, from the left: Glitch, DG, Tin Man, Raw, and Azkadellia.
So it's set in the future if you are going by Wizard of Oz/Wicked standards, because Dorothy is DG's great-great-great-great-grandmother or something like that. [DG, Dorothy Gale, get it?] Anyway, if you go here, it's the official website, and maybe it will say if it is playing again. Because, if it is, you deff have to see it. Especially if you liked Wicked because I think you might like this too.
Adios, xoxo

A note from my black hole of exam doom:

Exams suck. Do I really, honestly need to know the formula for respiration?
Um let's see....
NO!
And there is snow outside I could be playing in.
Mae.
Don't let the exams get you down...
It's too late for me, but save yourself!
Muah muah muah, back to the books.

No school today!

So it's a professional day! I love professional days, even if I'm not sure what they are...
But that doesn't matter because it's like intense exam study time. In case you have exams too, heres something to help you with your Spanish exam!!

xoxo
Hope that helps!

FINALLY!!!

The is finally SNOW! I highly doubt it was enough to catch up to Wisconsin yet but, hey it was enough to get us out of school at 12:30!! Everyone was FLIPPING OUT we were so happy! We didn't have lunch so we all went to buy food before health and be were all eating unhealthy food there. It was really funny. In science I kept getting up and pretending to look for tissues so I could look out the window to see how much snow we had. Then I would jump around and be like 'YEAH!!' The downside is that it took us like two hours to get home on the bus! It was very stressful. Hehe!
So, on the SciFi channel the other day, they showed this three part thing called Tin Man. It's like, this 'what if' sort of modern day play on The Wizard of Oz. Let me tell you right now, it's addictive. It's six hours long because they spread it out for four days and I watched about 4 hours straight of it until mom was like 'STOP!' I really like it, I can't wait to see the rest.
Tonight is the last night and then...major crackdown for exams EVEN THOUGH there is snow outside. Mae.
xoxo
Snaps for me!! I give people socks!!

Shimmy Shimmy Quarter Turn

This song is the best right now. I absolutely love it, it's my ring tone. Hellogoodbye is my favorite band right now so...Enjoy!

WHY

My printer won't let me print the whole thing for the Spanish practice exam. Mae.
Since I'm doing Spanish homework, here is a lovely picture of a zebra for you to look at. He's Spanglish.
Isn't he adorable?? Yes, he is. Anyway, I'm off to see if french fries are a fruit. [It's the next question on the practice test.]
Smooches, byee!

Christmas is soon and ARG

It's a stressful season. It really is. With the presents and you don't know who's gonna get you one. It's all a big travesty. But it doesn't matter, because I'm Kwansaneise. So BAM!
Now, if you will excuse me I have to go watch Earl break out of jail, while eating sour jelly beans. Yum.
:]
"Auf Wiedersehen" As Heidi says!

EXAMS

Okay, so exams are next week and I'm really scared. Yeah. Here's my status.
Science: So scared. This is in my top three.
History: Pretty good. I know the stuff pretty well.
English: Know this stuff. Yeah.
Spanish: Also in my top three. nervous about this one. We didn't have this exam last year.
Religion: Gasp. I pretty much know this. I'll just read through scripture a couple of times or so...
Math: The third and final in my top three. Most of it I know but still...it's math!
So, yeah, school is blah, so not loving it.
Smooches, bye!

Calvin and Hobbes!

This is Calvin and Hobbes. They are anything and everything they want to be. They can time travel, transmogrify, duplicate, become smarter and have their own club, called G.R.O.S.S. [Get Rid Of Slimy girlS.] Together they ambush Susie, who is in Calvin's class, wreck havoc while their babysitter, Rosalyn is put to the test, face bullies like Moe, who beats Calvin up, hand the planet over to two aliens, Galaxoid and Nebular, in exchange for a leaf project and a lot more. Calvin's alter egos are Spaceman Spiff [an explorer of the galaxy], Tracer Bullet [a detective], and Stupendous Man [a super hero]. He can create fabulous snowmen and thinks of them as works of art. Hobbes is very philosophical, and pro-tiger all the way. To anyone else but Calvin he appears to be a stuffed tiger, but he is so much more than that.
Calvin is 6 years old and in first grade. He's probably failing, or close to it, but he's the smartest 6 year old I've ever met.
Hobbes is the most philosophical tiger one could ever hope to meet, despite the fact that he'll probably want a sandwich to two along the way.
You've gotta love Calvin and Hobbes!
XD
[All credits to the great Bill Watterson, who writes the Calvin and Hobbes comic.]
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! To Dave and Stephanie!

Caroline's A Victim

Caroline's A Victim, by Kate Nash.
Cute, funky, quirky.
Listen, love it.
xoxo

2.4

That was my 'number' in health. 2.4, so yeah, today was kinda blahh!
Homeroom-Ran around like a cah-ray-zee [I like syllables!] person!
Spanish-Learned about...Plurals stuff! And yummy stuff. Yummy bananas and hamburgers.
Health-OH BOY DO I HAVE A SHOCKER FOR YOU GUYS!!!! Health was fun, I'm not even kidding! We did three drug plays and the fake heroin the crack pack brought in was so yummy. [Canadian mints.]
Science- Worked on the kids. Our peoples names are Matthew and Elle and the kids names are Freddie, Buffy, Delilah, Stephen, Edward, and Jack. I love them all! Except for Edward.
English-Did A Christmas Carrol. I was the narrator. I read things such as 'Thunder crashed in the distance.' I was fabulous! Hehe.
After school-Made flowers, had cake, cleaned coffee pots, talked about trees, gave people middle names, used blackmail, went blind, fell over, distracted people, drooled over hot chocolate, knocked on doors, and gestured at by a cleaning lady on her birthday.
You can never have too much fun. Ever.


xoxo

Today!

The Christmas Carrol at school today was really good. I liked it a lot. Maggie, and Leena and other people were in it and they all did a fabulous job! It was fun, you know, checking out people eyebrows, seeing who had a British accent and who didn't, noticing the acne on the turkey...[That would be Taylor!]
This is my Christmas Tree! Isn't it pretty! Its all lit up and it this pretty spot in out living room.
Look at the tree! What a beautiful tree!


And this is my favorite toy from the Island of Misfit Toys! I never got what was wrong with him, I mean, he's extremely cute!
Ta-ta for now!

Mae

School.
Way too early.
Christmas Carrol production today!
So we're missing classes!!
Rawr.
Anyhoodle, breakfast!
xoxo
gossip girl

Christmas Tree

Mom and I are doing the Christmas tree tonight! I love doing the tree because it looks really cute and its festive and tree-like. It gives a holiday spirit, which means that I'm not as sick of the Santa's around every corner. Not that that means I don't scream every time a Christmas carol comes on the radio, because I get sick of those quick.
Don't you hate it when people talk about you and you can hear them? Like, bad stuff? It really bugs me when they know you can hear them too. It's annoying and it makes you feel all bad, and you didn't mean to say anything to offend them. And not like, middle school gossip stuff, like your family talking about you. It happens, maybe your parents just aren't as obvious as mine. Lucky you.
xoxo, off on the guilt train! joy!

Ladida

So its....December 1st! I just realized that! Rahh! 24 days until Christmas!!!
From what I can tell there is terrible wind out side and *hopefully* snow soon! Anyway, see the little picture up there? I absolutely love that movie! Its called The Nightmare Before Christmas and its really cute.
So...happy December! xoxox
byee!